Holy crap! That was a long fall. Hello! Hello! Are you… The devil? No! I’m Chet. Am I in… Hell? Yes! There must have been a mix-up. See, I was in an accident with my wife. Oh yeah, Betsy? I know Betsy. Can I speak to your manager? Okay, but you’re gonna have to fill out this form. Just start at the top with your name and email and then fill out the capture. It’s asking me to tap every image of a burning ember. We got lots of burning embers around here. But they’re all burning embers. No, that’s a burning coal. Burning ember, burning ember. Now it’s asking me to type out the words that I see. Moist. Hmm! Ointment. Oh yeah! Pustule. Yes daddy! Huh? That’s the next one, daddy. Oh! Now for the final test. Type the words that I hear. A-a-a-h. Ooh! It says try again in a hundred years. Looks like you’ve got some waiting to do. Just follow the signs to purgatory. But my wife! Betsy? Oh yeah, she’ll still be here.