(rooster crowing) (lion roaring) (dramatic whooshing) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. Let’s invent new restaurant combination names for your local food court. – But first, let’s play 10 word story. – All right. – And let’s make it about the mall food court. Why not? Let’s be on brand. – Jimmy. – Loves. – Food. – Courts. – Because. – They. – Offer. – Free. – Samples. – Bruh. (laughing) Yeah! – [Both] Jimmy loves food courts because they offer free samples, bruh! – Yeah, I was like, okay, I get to put you in a position, but then you got out of it. – Yeah, listen, you can always add a bruh. – You did. I put you in a position and it was the lotus. – I feel like the guy in Graham, Texas. I’ve lost his name now. I feel like- – Andy. – I could say bruh to him. – Jimmy? – [Stevie] Andy. – Hey bruh, is this the biggest square in the world? I don’t know what he said it was. Is this the biggest downtown square? He’d be like, yeah, bruh. – This ramekin contains- – [Rhett] Has two things. – [Link] Two things and it looks nasty. – I really love the way that you teased the ramekin part of the more. – Well, I like the word ramekin. I learned it here at Mythical Entertainment. – You’re here because of the ramekin, huh? – I’m gonna tell you what this is without eating it. – I don’t want to eat this. – It’s hot dog on a stick and McDonald’s. – [Stevie] You got one correct. – [Rhett] No hot dog on a stick? – McDonald’s isn’t a thing. – Subway. – Hot dog on a stick and Burger King. – [Stevie] What? Oh, I guess McDonald’s is on the list. – Is there Subway? – [Stevie] Is it what? – Well, it’s hot dog on a stick and something that serves. Oh, Five Guys. – [Stevie] There’s, yeah. There’s three things. Hot dog on a stick, Five Guys, and one more thing. – Oh, and one more thing? – [Stevie] And this thing you ate in the main episode. – Wetzels. – [Stevie] Yeah. – Okay. – I got all that from scent. – Okay. – All right, so let’s see those three together. That’s too much for us to visualize. Throw that on the. Can you throw that on the screen? Does that not work? All right, because we gotta put- – [Stevie] Hot dog on a stick, Wetzel’s Pretzels, and Five Guys. – Five Guys on a stick? – Is that a no or is that a yes? – [Stevie] We’re working on it. – Okay. – [Stevie] But visualize for now. – I just need to know because- – Five pretzels on a guy? – I cannot visualize three things at once. – Five pretzels on a guy, like one of those weird Hollywood parties where you just walk in and there’s a guy and you eat pretzels off of him. I’ve been to a few. – One guy’s hot dog stick. Five sticks in a hot guy. – Well, it’s a guy’s stick. Something on a guy’s stick. Pretzels on a guy’s stick. – A hot guy, too. – Pretzels on a hot guy’s stick. – I can just see him right now. – That’s good, right? Am I close? – [Stevie] No, it is good. Sorry, I didn’t. Let my words of encouragement kick in. I was holding back. That was so good, Rhett, but that was not true. – Wet. – Oh. Wet hot. Hot wet. – Wet dog. – [Stevie] Link? – Hot wet guys. – [Stevie] Yes! – All right, we have an, oh. Let’s move that one there. Do you see something? That looks pleasant. – It looks like we got some- – Boba. – Panda Express. – [Stevie] Boba Time. I’ll give you Boba Time. – Okay, but there. Oh, Mongolian grill. – [Stevie] Yeah. – Mongolian grill and boba and then, what makes the? It’s not Orange Julius again? – [Stevie] No. – It’s just chocolate. – [Stevie] It is a dairy situation. Häagen-Dazs or Dunkin. – Is it ice cream? – [Stevie] Or perhaps it’s a dairy situation. – Oh, Dairy Queen. – [Stevie] Yeah. – [Rhett] That’s just a Dairy Queen ice cream. – Dairy Queen, Mongolian grill, and Boba Time. – Queen boba time. – Bo. Mon. Mon time, bo. – Queen time. – Quee-g, quee-t, quee-b, quee-m. – Mo. Mongolian. – [Stevie] You’re scaring me. – Mongolian queen time, which is every day at 3:00 PM. – [Stevie] It’s something time. – Boba. Grill time. Go time. – You can’t not have queen in it. – It’s boba queen go time. Dare I. – Is Mongolian in there? – [Stevie] Part of it. – Go. The go part, I bet. Bo go. – Lian? – Bo go quee day. – Golia? – Gritty. Grill plus time is gritty. Gritty. – Queen’s in there, right? – [Stevie] No. – Oh. Dare. What about dare? – [Stevie] No. – But dairy’s in there. – Dare to keep kids off drugs. – [Stevie] A part of it. – Air. – [Stevie] No. – Ry. – [Stevie] No. – D. – The D, yeah. – D. – [Stevie] The D is actually related to this, as well. – Dong time. – [Stevie] Yeah. – Hold on, where? Oh, so you got Dongolian. – Dongolian time. (crew laughing) I think dong time. – That’s a lot of words to just end up with dong time. – [Stevie] Dongolian. Dongolian. I like that. – Hot, wet guy’s dong time. – [Stevie] Stevie likes donglian? Yeah. – Dongolian grill. (laughing) Oh, we have another one. We’re going backwards. – [Stevie] Now, we’re back. – Panda express, McDonald’s – [Stevie] Uh-uh. – I only smell Panda Express and I just cannot taste any of this. Something’s fried. – [Stevie] I don’t think you would get the second one. – Well, there’s a burger in there. No, no, no, there’s not. There’s cheesesteak. – What about Massis Kabob? – Charleys Philly Steaks. – [Stevie] Yeah. Yeah, those are the two. – Okay, all right. – Panda Express, Charleys Philly Steaks. – Panda Phil. – Fill my panda. Express my panda’s steak glands. (laughing) – Express Charley? – Phil, Phil, Phil. Philly Phil. – Charley’s panda. – Panda steaks. – [Stevie] Uh-huh. – Charley’s panda steaks? – [Both] No, just panda steaks. – Just panda steaks. – [Stevie] Yeah, it’s just panda steaks. – Just panda steaks. – It’s just funny animal joke. – That should have come before dong time. – Yeah, right, right. It’s a good non-sequitur. – That’s what they’re trying to do. – It’s a good non-sequitur. – All right, now we’ve got some sort of. – Well, before we get into that. – Sliced ham? – Two things that you need to know. As we’ve already said, last day that you can get the 2000 episode coin. – Order this. You will regret it when it’s on eBay and people are trying to charge you too much for it. Or you wanna put it on eBay, but you don’t own it. – You will regret it, if you don’t get it. You just said order this. You will regret it. I knew what you meant. – If you don’t. – If you don’t order this, you might regret it because yes, it does become, apparently, more valuable than it is. Also, this is the last day to sign up for monthly membership of the Mythical Society third degree in order to get the onesie that’s over here. – Yeah. – To put on yourself. – It goes from your ankle to the top of your head. It’s not too hot. It’s not too cold. – mythicalsociety.com for details. – So there’s some sliced ham. This is Subway. – [Stevie] No. I keep smelling Subway, but I’m just smelling meat. Hot dog on a stick. – [Stevie] Yeah. – And then what is that? There’s ham. There’s definitely. – [Stevie] Yeah, it’s not Subway, but it is. – Sbarro? Jersey? Jimmy John’s. – [Stevie] Yeah. – Okay. – Just those two? – [Stevie] One more. There’s a creamy base. – Häagen-Dazs – [Stevie] Yeah. – Oh, yeah. Look at that creamy base, y’all. – Häagen Jimmy’s stick. (crew laughing) – Hey, stop hugging Jimmy’s stick. – [Stevie] That’s so- – John wants a little. – [Stevie] That’s so- (laughing) I feel like that’s, yeah. That’s all. – John’s Häagen Jimmy’s stick. – [Stevie] Häagen John’s stick, yeah. Yeah, you nailed it. – Okay, all right. Moving right along. What was it? – [Stevie] Häagen John’s stick. – That was a quick one. – And you said Häagen Jimmy’s stick. – Oh, okay. – And then I said John is Häagen Jimmy’s stick. – Yeah, right. – But we didn’t say Häagen John’s Jimmy. It’s kinda the same thing. – Right, that could’ve been better. – Oh, now we’ve got a dessert situation. There’s some Mrs. Fields cookie. – [Stevie] Mm-hmm. – Mrs. Fields cookie with- – Ice cream. – [Stevie] There’s two ice cream places. – So we got Dairy Queen. – [Stevie] Yeah. – And Häagen-Dazs. – Häagen-Dazs. – [Stevie] Yeah. – All right, we’re back into Häagen. Let’s see. Häagen Mrs. Fields. (crew laughing) Queen. – Häag fields. – Oh. – Hogs aren’t in fields, though. They’re in pins. – Dairy hogs are. – Oh, right. – Dairy hog fields. – Pig milk. Fielding. – Mrs. Queen Häag. – Fielding queens from the dairy Häag. Is it Häag? Are we back in Häagen? – [Stevie] No. – Oh, we’re in Gen-Dazs. (laughing) We’re just in Dazs. – [Stevie] The only part of Häagen-Dazs that you’re gonna use is the H. – Okay. – Okay. – Mrs. Hairy Queen. – [Stevie] Yeah. (gentle, upbeat music) (Rhett laughing) – Mrs. Hairy Queen. – That was a little juveniles, guys. Only one day left to get the Mythical Society onesie. Join third degree monthly by July 31st. Visit mythicalsociety.com for details.