MB 18: What’s That Mystery Smell?

I was like, that makes sense because it’s edible underwear. Ha, ha, ha. That’s a crazy story with an even crazier ending. You smell something? No. Something’s funky smelling, man. Oh, you know what, a bunch of people order seafood last night, I bet you there’s some left… oh yeah, oh, leftover seafood. That’s what it is. Nah, nah, it’s not a fishy smell. It’s a stale sour smell. Oh, I know what it is. A bunch of us played soccer the other day and when we finished, we left our sweaty pile of socks right there. Nah, it’s not socksy. It’s more… odd. Oh, I got it! It’s got to be this charcuterie board from our last party that we had here in the office in early 2020. Great party! But not the stink. Well, it could be this dog turd. Remember 4 months ago when we couldn’t decide whether or not Jade or Barbara did this and so nobody cleaned it up? This is it! Definitely Barbara’s, but not the stink we are looking for. Haha, of course, it’s this dead skunk. We should definitely clean up around here but this ain’t it. Oh, you know what, I know what it is. It’s this leftover fish. No, it’s not the leftover fish. Hah, it is these socks. No, it’s not socks. Is it this charcuterie board? No! What about this dog turd? No! It’s this skunk, right? Definitely, not! Oh, you know what, I think I know what it might be. Wait! You see what’s happening? We’re caught in a smell loop. Ah, smell loop again! Why does this keep happening? How do we get out of it again? Well, my gut tells me we should go smell the fish, and then smell the socks, and then… No no, that just gets us right back into the loop. The only way out of the smell loop is to destroy it while travelling in reverse. Here, wrap this around your waist. No man left behind! Okay! I’m ready! Alright, let’s go! Wrong way! Oh! We’re free, we’re out. It’s your breath. You’re right!

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