(rooster crowing) (tiger roaring) (dramatic whooshing) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. We got buckets full of sand and we’re gonna figure out how to get rid of it using products from the internet. – But first! – That claim to remove- – We’re going to- – Sand. – Name that squad. – From. – What do you call- – Your body. – (laughing) What do you call a group of woodpeckers? (Rhett laughing) – Peckerwoods. Woodpeckers. – A pack. A pack of wood pecker. A wood pack. Wood pack. Wood pack of woodpeckers. – I think it’s a sack of peckers. – A sack? A satchel. – A sack. A bag of peckers. – A bag of peckers? – A bag of woodpeckers. (both laughing) – A bag of woodpeckers. – A bag of peckers. – That’s a bag! A descent? – A descent of woodpeckers. I’ve never seen more than one woodpecker in a place at once. – But have you ever seen the movie “The Descent”? – No. – Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah! – Who’s in that? – Ladies. (crew laughing) – What kind of movie? – Just some ladies that I couldn’t name. – It’s a lady movie? – I don’t believe any of those ladies have gone on. Have they gone on to become big stars? – What kind of movie are you referring to? – It’s a horror movie. – Oh. – About descending. – Into Hades? – A cave. – Okay. I’m gonna descend my feet into this bucket full of sand in order to simulate having spent all day on the beach. – Now, I was told this sand is hardware store sand. – Hardware. – But what I really wanted to know was where’s this sand from from? – I think it’s from from, I don’t know. LA River basin, I hope. – No. Where do you think the hardware store gets the sand? – [Stevie] Yes, we have too much sand in the LA River, so what they do is outsource it. – Oh, they have to dredge that stuff out before they can put down the concrete. – I’ve been spending a lot of time at the LA River. – [Stevie] What? – Because we got- – Were you home shopping? – I got those one wheels that Link’s got his kids and then I had to get in on that junk. And me and Shep go down there. Things- – [Stevie] Like Atwater area? – I’ve done that. – Yeah, I’ve done it. – But I’ve also done the branch that comes from Monrovia and then goes down and connects with it. – You like my yellow shorts? – The characters that have set up shop on the river. – [Stevie] What have you bought? – (laughing) I haven’t bought anything. – [Stevie] Wow, you laugh at my joke that was not good. – I’m not getting any sand. – I haven’t bought anything. – [Stevie] Thank you. – I think we need to wet. – [Stevie] One time at the LA River, I saw this guy who was living at the LA River and he had a cat on a rope. – How’s he gonna keep your cat without a rope? – Gotta have a rope. – [Stevie] And he was proud of that cat on the rope and the cat would come out in greet and he would come out and greet with the cat. – Greet. – Well, we got to an especially wide portion of the river and sometimes, we’re down in there one wheeling in the places that are completely dry, like they do in the movies and the action movies. – Terminator 2. – But we were kind of up on the edge and there was this little puppy. Not a puppy. It was just like a dog, kind of like Barbara’s size, just running through these nasty puddles of water, just like he owned the river. And I was like, are we about to adopt a dog? I didn’t want this dog be like, just running down the river. – River dog! – And then I was looking at the river dog and then I saw a guy just sitting there on the edge of the river looking at me and it was like- – That’s his dog. – You think you about to get my dog, right? And I was- – That’s my river dog. – I was like, no, no, no. No, sir. I do not want your river dog. Your dog’s cute, though. – I’m not trying to show so much thigh, it’s just that my yellows swimming britches are a bit revealing. – [Stevie] If only you were wearing your jorts. – Or my Daisy Dukes. – Daisy Dukes. – Listen, I could have clarified. I didn’t know that was on your mind. – I agree with you. The Daisy Dukes are not jorts. Well, no. – Yes, they are. – Daisy Dukes are jorts, but not all jorts are Daisy Dukes. I was just being cute by saying Daisy Dukes. – Now, the first thing we got here is a product called Powder Pouch. Leave the sand on the beach. – How’d you get your whole foot in there? – I didn’t really. I kind of did a high heel thing like that. And then after a while, I started smooshing the bucket. This is covered in sand. – What if that wasn’t his dog? – Then you could’ve had it. All right, first, let’s try. I’m gonna try this first. This is my handy dandy world’s smallest vacuum. (vacuum whirring) – [Rhett] I’m putting my foot back up. – [Link] That is not. – [Rhett] Oh, how’d you get to? I see now. – It’s not working at all. I mean, it’s sloughing some of it off, but it’s not. Oh, it is sucking some of it. We know this is not practical and it’s not made for that, but this stuff. Powder Pouch. It says, “Hold the powder-filled pouch upright and pat a few times to release the powder. Gently rub against the dry, sandy areas of your skin. Sand easily falls away, leaving you feeling smooth and comfortable.” So instead of you using that, why don’t you use the competitor, which is called Bye, Bye Beach. Bye, Bye Beach! – Shake the product onto- – Which is what I say whenever I exit the beach. – Sandy skin. Gently smooth and watch sand disappear. (Link coughing) What, are you being LeBron up in here? – And then, I’m like a weightlifter. – Yeah, just like a weightlifter. – This shirt is, this outfit is not flattering. (crew laughing) Like my shirt is- – [Stevie] I do believe that red with the whistle is supposed to be the one who’s deflating you, but you’ve already started for yourself. (whistle blowing) – That’s too loud. – You should buy. You should buy a nice pair of glasses that look exactly the same as all your other ones. (crew laughing) Okay, is that how the gold one was supposed to work? I just clock in and I clock out? That’s how I took it. – You’re saying my new glasses looked like my old ones? – No, no, no, no. Just no, no, no. That’s not what we were saying at all. Keep the memories, not the sand. Now, I wanna acknowledge that somebody out there- – These are my old glasses. – Because this is the internet. We’re making you feel uncomfortable because not only do you not like sand on you, you don’t like sand on other people. I just wanted to acknowledge you. – Does this work? – You’re seen. – But you’re not listened to. – You could also click away. You could also click away. – So I’ve got the powder. It’s basically the same thing that I’ve got here. – I think maybe baby powder would be what grandma would use. – I mean, isn’t that basically what this is? And now I just have residual- – This is horrible. – Powder. – Well, first of all, I think it’s because it’s still a little bit wet. – Yeah, we made mud. – We need mud remover. Oh, that is unpleasant. I don’t think that helped at all. What about this thing? This is a different thing. This is the- – This definitely gets- – Did you get this? – My leg is smooth. – But looking at this sand. – Look how powdered it is. I mean, I’m like a colonial judge. – Oh, this is good. This is good, look at that! Get hold of one of those. – So this right here, this terry cloth thing? – Yeah, that’s good. That does things. – Mine’s already busted. See, the middle fingers coming out. (whistle blowing) Oh, yeah. – If your hair went any higher, you’d be able to tickle Bezos in space. (whistle blowing) (crew laughing) – Whoa, that hurt, man. (Rhett laughing) I got high hair. – Yeah, man. – So embarrassed. – Woohoo! That was a good one. – Just hit me with another one right now. That one was liked. (whistle blowing) – Your dad is missing. (laughing) (crew laughing) (whistle blowing) – I found my dad, man. That was earlier this summer. – Okay. – He’s back in the fold. Yeah, this terry cloth thing. – He’s missing again. – It works well with the powder. – I hate to break it to you. He’s missing again. – And this brush right here is made just for de-sanding yourself. It’s called Sandy. Beach Sandy. – Now, that’s like a cool thing. – Beach Sandy. – You go to a fancy Airbnb and they got a shower out there and they got this and you’re setting up the Airbnb and you’re like, this is gonna be so great! People are gonna be Instagraming our beach brush and then some turd face steals it on the first time. The first person who stays there steals or misplaces your brush and then you’re like. That’s what’s gonna happen with that. – How many people? I thought you were talking about us. How many people on the internet are reviewing the Beach Sandy? The guys or gals or both of them behind the Beach Sandy are watching this and they’re like, finally! Someone’s given our product the attention that it deserves and all the care that we put into it is gonna be on full display. Let’s watch it together. And then it’s us doing this. – But they’ve got two kinds. – I wanna give my props to the Beach Sandy team. You guys, this is supple. It’s high quality. There’s no warnings that it causes cancer. – I think maybe I was supposed to be brushing my teeth while you take the sand off. – [Stevie] I missed the explanation for the different sized brushes. – Small feet, big feet. – [Stevie] No. Is there an explanation? – No, I just think it’s so people can de-sand at the same time. – This feels good. The people at Beach Sandy Incorporated are really onto something. (whistle blowing) – You seem like the kind of kid who had a babysitter until he was 16. (whistle blowing) (laughing) Which is probably true. Is it true? It’s true, isn’t it? – That’s a little old. – A little old. – Last time I had a babysitter was- – You had some weird babysitters, man. You had old babysitters. – Look at this calf. It’s got, that’s a bruise. – I had like- – That is the remnant of a bruise. You see that? – Does it come off? I had like young babysitters. – I gotta try to flex. – I had babysitters that were close enough to me in age that went just like a few years passed and it was like, you were my babysitter? This is awkward. – I don’t like watching a bruised calf flap. – You had old babysitters. How’d you get such old babysitters? – I aged them. (Rhett laughing) Look at that. Look at that floppy calf, man. There’s nothing like a bruised, floppy calf for a little Beach Sandy. – Look at that, look at that. – Hey, Beach Sandy team. Did you ever think this would happen? Did you ever think that an internet-tainer’s bruised calf would be jiggling under the weight of your special brush? – How did you bruise that calf? – Five stars. I don’t know and it was totally blue before. I think it was a biking accident. That works. (whistle blowing) – You work so hard to eat right and exercise, just to maintain the physique of Squidward from SpongeBob. (Rhett laughing) (whistle blowing) – That’s my microphone. I have made a mess. It looks like fricking kitty litter over here. Can I do this? Does it work? – The world’s smallest vacuum, now sponsored. (vacuum whirring) – Did you see that? – Did you request old babysitters or did your mom require it? – My mom required it, I guess. I don’t know. – She was like, I can’t put a 16-year-old girl in here because he’s really awkward and she’ll be very uncomfortable the whole time. So we’ve got to get a 48-year-old woman. – Listen, man. – I’ve got nothing wrong with it. – Babysitting, it can be a career. – It can be a career for the right person. That’s right. – And if you’re retired, it can be like a second career. It could be a new lease on life. – Yeah. – Like being close to my childhood vibrance, I didn’t probably age them. I probably kept them alive. – Yeah, I’m thinking that’s gonna be something that I kind of settle into in the second half of life is babysitting. – Babysitting. (crew laughing) Let’s start to slowly pivot Mythical to being a babysitting service. It kind of is. – One by one. – How many people plop their loved ones in front of Good Mythical Morning and just say shut up and I’ll be back in a few hours? – Yeah. – Not even kids. I’m talking about spouses. Partners and spouses. – Partners and spouses. – Yeah. I’m not learning too much here. I do wanna remind you, if you want the Mythical Society onsie, which is over here, that thing is gonna feel good come fall, but you gotta sign up for Third Degree Quarterly or Annual plan by September 30th in order to get that thing. mythicalsociety.com. (whistle blowing) I think we’ve learned that having powder- – The reason I have a, that’s when you have to listen. (whistle blowing) We’ve actually all been back in the office for months now and we just didn’t want you to know about it. (whistle blowing) (crew laughing) – I think what we, that’s not true. Protocols. So, there is something to having the powder, but it’s probably really, it’s just unscented baby powder. – This is my favorite. – Corn starch, aloe leaf juice, vitamin E. It’s expires. It’s got an expiration date on it. – Did you, what is this one called? The Sand Off Mitt. The Sand Off Mitt is my favorite. – [Stevie] Why don’t you talk to those people? You’re talking to the brush people. – Listen, Sand Off Mitt. – Well, they don’t have good branding because they don’t put their logo on. – You got no branding on this thing. – [Rhett] And it stained already. Look at that, from one use. – Listen, it’s a terrycloth. I know what it is. – Are you telling me that you can just take a towel and it’s the same thing? – You can just take a towel. Yeah, you can take it. – That’s what I’ve always done. (laughing) – A towel. You can just take a towel. – I’ve always just taken a towel. – And I really think that you want the powder on it because I think if you don’t have the powder on it. I don’t think you need any of this crap. Just shake. (whistle blowing) Shake and rub. – You have the face of a guy who will corner you at a party with Bitcoin facts no one asked for. (whistling blowing) – I’ve got a Bitcoin fact face? – You got a Bitcoin fact face. – I’ve got a face that says I know Bitcoin facts. – Yeah. – The sad thing is, I don’t. – [Rhett] To get the Mythical Society onesie, join Third Degree Quarterly or Annual by September 30th. Visit medical society.com for details.