Welcome to Purgatory, I’m the docent, Carl. Nice shirt! Oh, yeah! Standard purgatory issue shirt, you’ll get one if you’re on the list. Well, I’m Link. I don’t see a Link. Try Charles? Oh, yep, we got a Charles. Yeah, that’s me. They gave me a hundred years? You mind answering a few security questions? Sure! What was the name of your childhood best friend? That’s easy, Rhett. Childhood best friend’s invisible friend who would visit him during bathtub? Sniffy Bottoms? I’ve got Mr. Sniffy Bottoms. Town you went to elementary school in? Buies Creek. Is located approximately 425 miles Southwest of this Scandinavian city. Stockholm? Nope! That 2 out of 3 wrong, we can just stop here if you want. What’s the final question? Two months ago, you were at Starbucks and the gentleman in front of you placed a very complicated order. Yeah? After receiving his order, he drove home and caught his wife having an affair. Okay? That man is now divorced. He lives alone in an apartment and watches reruns of old basketball games. Who is his favorite retired NBA player? I don’t know. Uwe Blab of the Golden State Warriors? That’s correct! But it’s still only 1 out of 3 so not a passing grade. Are you gonna send me away? No, that was just the reservation list for the cool chair. You get the boring chair. Well, who gets the nice chair? Nobody for the next hundred years. Take a seat! No, thanks! Fine! It’s your choice. Sit in the crappy chair or stand. Thanks, Carl, stand. That’s it! Karlstadt, the Scandinavian city! That’s 2 out of 3! You pass! Yeah? You’ve done it, Link! You have proven yourself to me. Mr. Sniffy Bottoms? No, it’s god. Now why don’t you come up here to your rightful place. Okay, next! Wait, am I? Never gets old.