‘Tis the season to be jolly in Good Mythical More. We’re talking about elf on the shelf. Gone bad, gone wrong. Gone Evil, gone risque. I don’t know. – But first we’re going to check our voicemail – I love the voicemail. – Rhet and link more like chad and mink. – You know, if you’re going to leave us a voicemail, think about it ahead of time. Don’t just come up with something like right as it happens, you know, it’s like – there’s a lot better than Chad and Mink too like fart and stink. That’s a good one. Try that next time. – Hey. – Hey – yo. – You guys know who knows a lot about elf on a shelf. Me. – Yeah, yeah. Yeah. – Year round. You’re constantly thinking about – yeah, you do that every, every Christmas. – It’s like the only part of Christmas that you take part in. – I admittedly asked before for the context of elf on a shelf. Cause I’ve heard of elf on a shelf and I’ve seen elf on a shelf, but I never thought to question, like, what is the full thing behind elf on the shelf – You want to know? Like, what is, what is the cinematic universe within which the elf on the shelf live? – Well I, I, need to know… – Well you heard of Santa’s right. – I needed to know contextually, like I didn’t realize it was like, oh, this is a parent to kid situation. That’s then been corrupted and turned into other things. And now, now I do know that. And, and I know everything that’s in front of me right now. – But they just put, I mean, we, we never did this. – Isn’t it like flat Stanley. – No – That’s all – you put a nut, the elf moves around and then the kids have to find, where is the elf on the shelf? Hiding in the house. – And then what did they get it? They find it – a beaten, I think, – whoa – I don’t know. What do you get? – I think it depends on the family because yeah, some, some people use it like a month leading up to Christmas or 12 days and every night the elf goes into a different place. And that becomes like a thing for people to connect about. – What are we a month away from Christmas? – What? – Are we a month away from Christmas? – No, no, no That’s not how months work. – Yea – But chase said that a member of his extended family uses the elf on the shelf all year round to, to kind of lightly threaten that Santa is always watching – Yeah. Yeah. – The behavior in the house – That’s true – It’s not, it’s not just Christmas time. – So yeah. So basically we we’ve taken the Internet’s finest. Elf on a shelf , corruption photos, and we’ve posed them as questions to you and you must determine, are we lying or are we not about these scenarios? For instance – You know what we are by playing this, these games that we play on good Mythical More we are fine tuning like our moral intuition to be able to tell when somebody is telling the truth, we should be getting better at this over time. And I bet you statistics show that – I can only do it when I’m carrying around a table tennis paddle, – right? – Yeah. We’re, we’re very on point when we’re playing, – Like a defining rod for truth. – It does say something that now to me, those are more fake and real paddles more than they are ping pong paddles. At this point, in my mind, an elf on the shelf teams up with a Chucky doll to kill a snowman via cheese grater – This feels like an incredibly – yeah. This is an.. – appropriate thing to do with those things that your household is definitely happening. And I can’t wait to see it. – Good News. It’s real. Here it is. – Oh. And they made the marshmallows. That is great. – Wonderful. – Get it. And yeah. Did you know you were saying that? – Chucky. – That was a good one. – That’s brilliant. – Hey, are there elves in Hanukkah? – Absolutely not. – That kind of sucks for you. It really sucks. – Yeah. – Yeah. That is not for Hanukkah. – I feel like y’all should have some Elves. Just probably enough to go around. – I mean, elves aren’t Christian. Well, but elves are crazy and what’s the, Hey man, what’s the first word in Christmas. – Wait, you’re telling me that Elves are not Christian. What do they believe in? What is their religious affiliation? – I don’t know what elves believe in – Listen, every elf I’ve ever met says, don’t talk to me about politics or religion. – Right? – That’s what they tell me. – right It’s you know, it’s elves are like an addition. It’s like a, a general celebration thing. That’s not for, not for any one. – I think it’s less than elves have rejected. Hanukkah and Hanukkah has rejected. Elves is this is a one-way street. – Oh, I didn’t say Hanukah had rejected elves. We’ve never had the discussion. I do represent Hanukkah. If you representative of elves wants to contact me, we can work something out. – Please do – Elf on the shelf is at a planetarium and getting a super up close or close up. Look at Uranus. That is the anus of another elf on the shelf – I could see. Cause this is it’s all about the photo. It’s all about the gram. So it’s just an elf looking at an elf that’s bending over in front of. – I don’t think it happened though. – I don’t believe that this happening. Have you been to the planetarium? – I don’t want to build it up if it’s fake. – Oh – it’s real. – Oh, then I’ll yeah. I have been to a planetarium. – Oh, look at that. Oh, okay. See, that’s funny. – Tonight’s free viewing Uranus. – There’s A lot. – that kid. I mean, I’m glad it specifies in writing what’s happening – And without the, without the little sign, this would be difficult to interpret. – Yeah, – because it could be that, that one’s farting onto that one. And that one really likes to smell. – It can be that – you don’t know which way the action’s going. Sometimes until you see a diagram, – I think you could see all the way into his, – If he opens his mouth, light goes shines in your eyes. – the elf on the shelf is holding a tiny toaster over a buddy, the elf doll in the bathtub because there can only be one elf in the toy realm. – That’s funny. – I hope this is real too. – But I think that is fake. – That is funny. And it’s also fake. Somebody should do that. – Right? Yeah. – Do it Somebody – take these and do them on the internet. – Do it to somebody. – Did you know, elf on the shelf was also in Avengers end game? Unfortunately he could not escape being snapped to nothing but dust by Thanos Is that how you say? Yeah. – I feel like you would notice it – Here’s the thing with me and end game, I’ve only seen it once because every time I want to rewatch it, like Lily, Lily was always insistent. I can’t watch it again. It’s too emotional. She’s like too emotionally invested. – Wow – And so then we always choose something else to rewatch and I’ve never gone back and watched it. But I do remember something about that – I don’t think elf on the shelf in being talked about on Twitter, around end game, which I didn’t remember seeing it because I think it was an Easter egg. – True. – And of course it has to be that he went away. Cause that would only be, that would be the best. – So I’m sorry. Link. And your movie watching schedule, you have time for Re watches of movies, but you do not have time to watch movies that you should have watched. One time. You, you. – I did that. I did. I watched the movies that I was shamed into watching and then they don’t hold up. – But it didn’t teach you. Hey, you need to watch more movies. Now. – I watch more movies. No, I don’t really know. I know I’m kind of, I’m not, I’m not a movie person. – Yeah. Oh cool. Oh, I’m sorry. What are you guessing? – I am more of a streaming series person – You’re guessing. You’re guessing. – were both guessing it’s real. – Yes. – Yeah. – You’re right. – Oh, but what is this? We can’t use footage from the Avengers End game. – No, that’s that’s that’s the scenario that I just described. – What is it? what was it in the act… Was there an Easter egg in the actual movie? That’s what I thought we were talking about. – Yeah, me too. – No, no. – Oh – no. – No. I don’t know something about the way you said it made me think that it was in the actual movie. So .. – I think that there was – we’re both right, but I’m disappointed. – This is better than what I was expecting now, you know, what’s better than I was expecting this mug that we drank out of. – I mean, they were like, Hey, the new mug is going to be color changing. Mine’s got hot liquid in it right now. And that’s why it looks this amazing – and mine doesn’t. And that’s why it looks this amazing – but I’m lying to you. There’s nothing in my Mug there was a little bit in my mug. – We have one that is permanently activated. So you can see what it’s like when it turns hot, – but it does it gradually. And it’s very reliable, totally worth purchasing at mythical.com. Give us some love – A mythical beast actually made two elf on the shelf. Look like Rhet and link. That’s you guys in a miniature Christmas theme. GMM set. – I hope so. – Yeah. I have to say that this is real just because I want it to be true. – I think I’ve, I think I’ve seen this. – Maybe in your dreams. – Oh yeah. – Maybe in your nut, James. – Oh yeah. I, I realize what kind of nut dreams you were talking about. I was also talking about that kind of nut dreams. I was talking about like dreaming about nuts and by nuts, you know what I mean? So that when I said, oh, are they the dreams that you were having? I was implying that you were dreaming about nuts, but I understand what you were implying is that. – Yeah. We were implying a more exciting thing than you were implying. – Yeah. – Exciting? – Well, definitely – I don’t want to go into details, but. – I’m saying, I’m saying the other definition of nuts as well. – Oh man. We glad to know what you’re saying to educate people on nut dreams. – no – I was not ready to do that today – I got my education from oh, towns, liquid dreams. – Yeah okay – One elf unfortunately fell off the shelf and I’m sorry to say they didn’t make it. His body is now a crime scene with a chalk outline and police tape around the fallen elf corpse – This is not a movie. Was this in avengers? – A crime scene. This is, this, – this feels almost fun too obvious. And that’s why it probably happened. – Happened. Yes, it happened. Here. It is. – Yeah. – Elf fell off the shelf. Police line. Do not cross. It’s a little janky set up here. I don’t understand why. Why is the outline? Well, in red?it’s that’s not how they do it. – I think as good as the floors beige – that the grout needs some work. – Yeah. This tile is not doing it for me – I mean, police outlines are, are white. Well, I guess it depends on what state you’re in. It’s janky. That’s janky. – Elf on the shelf is getting saucy, throwing monopoly money at a strip club full of brats, Barbies and Ken dolls. – Naked Brat Ken and dolls? – Well, it doesn’t specify, but they are at a strip club. So we don’t know. Yeah. At what point, what state of dress there? – I think this feels like an idea that somebody here was excited about that hasn’t happened. – Nope. It happened. – No it’s fake. – All right. I’m telling you about ping pong, moral compass. Is being fine tuned – It all comes down to this one elf on a shelf shows us how shortbread Hershey kiss cookies are made. Here’s a hint. He poops on them. – Poops on them or he poops them? – Hey, that’s a good cookie. – I like, is that in the middle? – It’s the one where they just put a Hershey’s kiss on top. They tend to be polarizing. A lot of people don’t like that. Yeah. This is real. – It’s real. – Let’s see it. – Oh, I love that. Like the conveyor belt nature. This is buddy is hilarious. – We don’t know which end of the line he started on. And it means two completely different things, depending on the, depending on where he’s started, if he’s going, if he’s going left or right. He’s having a different kind of time. – Wow. It’s like loading a Pez dispenser. – He’s loading up. But I refuse to believe he’s going left to right – But I’m glad you saved this one for last, because it’s the best one. – Yeah. In fact, you know what I’m going to do? Don’t tell my kids about this because I’m going to do this at our house. This Christmas, – we’re bringing the heat with our newest mug, the GMM heat activated mug with an image that changes when you add hot liquid, get it now mythical.com.