No poo? What? You’ve been doing a no shampoo thing? No poo! No. Why? Well, it just seemed like you hadn’t shampooed in a while because you smell like soup, but in a good way. How am I supposed to take that in a good way? I like soup. Well, no offense but you’ve got enough oil on your nose to get the U.S government involved. What is that all about? I said no offense. You can’t just cover an actual offense by saying no offense. That’s like putting a humidifier and a dehumidifier in the same room. Well, you can’t just say whatever you want to say and then cap it off with a “but in a good way”. That’s just insult insurance for whatever you just said. Well, it’s my own style of complimenting. I like soup, so to me you smell appetizing. Oh speaking of appetizing, I got you a nose hair trimmer. Why? Well, I see you’ve been playing a little peekaboo with the nose hairs there. But in a good way. Makes you stand out. Thanks! By the way, you remember that IQ test we took? Uh huh. Your IQ came back around room temperature. But in a good way. Good to know! Okay! I’m gonna go back to work. You have a bad day! But in a good way.