(rooster crows) (tiger growls) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. We get to bring in crew and get to know ’em a little bit better. – Yeah! – And how they push the limits in their personal lives. – To the edge of the law. But first, Ready, Pet, Go! – Yes! – Let’s look at your latest pet and try to guess their name. This one’s from Christian Casicas. – Oh, that is a hottie tottie dog. He’s like, I know you’re taking my photo. I don’t care. – Bud. Bud. Like Air Bud. – I think it’s like, Pile of Snickers. – Pile of Snickers? (laughing) – Maybe just Snickers. – Okay. – Bud and Pile of Snickers. – What is it? – [Rhett] Rumble! – [Link] Rumble. – [Rhett] Oh, that’s a good dog name. Rumble! Come here, Rumble! Rumble! – See, that’s how you test it. It’s just like when you name a kid, you like, you got to get on ’em. It’s like, Rumble, stop getting into the, into Daddy’s drawers! – The neighbors stuff! – Rumble! – Thank you, Christian. And if you would like us to try to name your dog – Come on in, guys. – unsuccessfully as well, – Pull this out. – submit your dog pics on the internet with hashtag GMMReadyPetGo. Hashtag GMMReadyPetGo. – All right, we haven’t done this in a long time. – Yeah, I know, right! – I always mess the chairs up. Okay, here we go! – You got it. – Alright. Davin, Carney, you guys gotta push on over. – Yes. Yes, yes, yes. – You get half of the screen. – Okay, so, while this is happening I will be trying to insert these Lil’ Smokies into all of my head orifices. Not all of my orifices. – Okay guys. – Or is it orifici? – Orifi. So, we got some limits we’re gonna be reading, that you guys submitted. These are all true. But, only true of one of you. – That is correct. – And before you begin, you should know, of the four of us there was one of us that had a really hard time finding something sensational. So one of us has led a really tame life. So that’ll be part of this challenge. – Okay. – Oh. – You’ll know it when you see it. – Someone is tame. – Someone hasn’t gotten close to breaking the law. – Let’s start with bloopers. In middle school I had to make a video presentation for a science class group project. As the editor of the project, I decided to have a little fun and include our bloopers. While the group found it hilarious, the teacher did not. He made me stand outside of the classroom while he told the class why what I did wasn’t okay. Dang. Then he called me back in and told me off in front of everyone! I still don’t know what I did wrong because I was outside. This is horrible! Bloopers is the best part of any project. – So, somebody just got in trouble for bloopers? – Yeah. Pretty edgy. (crew laughs) – These Lil’ Smokies are bigger than I remember. (laughing) Or else my ear holes are smaller than they should be. – You like to think of your ear hole as being the diameter of a Lil’ Smokie? – No, cause it’s not. – Well, I. – Correct me if I’m wrong, that’s a big Lil’ Smokie! – Well, I knew that already. – It’s girthy. – Y’all got some like, Costco Lil’ Smokies. (crew laughs) They just, and they’re not round. – Science class group project. I’m trying to see if there’s any hints in here. So, I mean. – Well, who would want to make a blooper reel? – Everybody. Everybody here is interested in like, you know, editing and – But who would really want to make a blooper reel? – comedy. – I could do this now. (laughing) That’s not a problem. – I think this is Carney thing. – This might be Carney. Hey, look at that! – You know, he’s the showrunner. He likes being in control. – Yeah. (laughing) – He’s good at it. (laughing continues) – It’s funny how, – I’m gonna edit the project. – It’s funny how that’s the way that you interpret it. He likes to be in control. – I don’t think anyone would agree with that. – Well, I mean, like. – Projecting much? (laughing) – Yes, but, I guess what I’m trying to say is the person who edits the group project is the one that, you know what I’ll just do it. I’ll do it. I can do this. – Maybe he just volunteered to do the bloopers, though. Have you ever thought about that. – My stomach is so upset right now, from everything we ate. (laughing) – Oh, no! – You said “I’m an adventurous eater, I’ll try anything.” And then you didn’t try. – And that cereal came out and I was, my whole worldview changed. – Yeah! (laughing) – I told a joke at church camp, which led to the camp counselors calling my parents. The joke went as follows: I said “want to see a scene from the Nutcracker?” (laughing) The other person nodded, thinking I would some ballet, but instead I grabbed my crotch and said “Ouch!” (laughing) Well, I thought that, okay, all right. Well, that narrows it down. Cause I thought that you were going to kick the person in the crotch. (wheezing) – Yeah. Yeah. I mean. – Church camp. – So, I’m thinking Emily. Cause that makes it even more funny. – Because I have no nuts? (laughing) – Because I have no nuts. – I mean, I’m going out, maybe I’m going out on a limb here. (laughing) – Going out on a nut. (laughing) – I don’t really know. – I can kind of see that. I can kind of see that. And of course you’re from the south. So you’ve been to church camp. – Oh, yeah! – You have not avoided church camp. – Our lives were church camp. – Yeah, so, okay. All right, let’s give Nutcracker to Emily. What orifice am I moving to now? – Oh gosh. This one’s interesting. In college I pushed the limits of pain and the limits of my parents’ support. That’s because one day I decided to pop into a tattoo shop and get my nipples pierced. (Rhett laughing) – Oh my gosh! (laughing) One of ya’ll got your nipples pierced? – No real reason. I mean, – You guys are freaking judging us. (laughing) – This needs to be, I mean, this needs to be a Good Mythical Evening conversation. You need to get the true payout. – In a second, I won’t be a part of the conversation. (crew laughs) – I got my nipples pierced. No real reason, just because. It was some of the worst pain I have ever and will ever feel. The only reason my parents found out, is because they opened my debit card mail, and saw a charge at a tattoo shop. I was then forced to fess up. Nipple piercings. – I can still kinda hear you, cause these Lil’ Smokies are so big. (laughing) – Again, if we’re gonna go against type here, I’m looking at you, Davin. – You’re looking at me? Okay. – Your debit card. – I have a debit card. (laughing) – I mean, your shirts kinda tight. – Davin grew up in, – I’m trying to see if. I’m trying to locate – Davin grew up in Indonesia. And, I’ve never been to Indonesia. – They have tattoo shops there. – Mhm. – Right? But what if, I mean, listen. – And nipples. – And nipples. – What if nipple piercing isn’t like, risque at all? – It seems like it was a big deal to this persons parents. – David Hill didn’t get his nipples pierced. – I just don’t think that’s in your repertoire, man. (chuckling) – I like pain. – Didn’t Carney, Carney kind of went through like, a bit of a punk phase. (wheezing) – What? – Right? – How do you know that? – I mean Emily’s wearing the Powerman 5,000 t-shirt. – That’s right! – Awww. – Oh, no! – Okay, a Lil’ Smokie just came out of my nose, and it hit Davin on his bare leg. – Yeah. Yeah. – Come on, man. (laughing) Have some class. – Smokie down. Smokie down. – Where’d it hit you? – On my thigh. – Oh, no. (laughing) – Am I actually wrong? – I’m falling apart here. I’m falling apart. – Do just as many men as women get nipple piercings? I mean, it’s not. – Well, just as many men as women have nipples. – Just as many nipples. – Just as many nipples. – Unless you’re Chase. – [Chase] That’s true. – Yeah. (laughing) Chase only has one. (laughing) – We know each other so well. – Four? – Yeah. – Good Lord. – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – He’s like a cat. (laughing) – I mean, we can switch these around. – You think Davin? I mean, I don’t know. I mean, again, I don’t know. I wouldn’t say that any of ya’ll got your nipples pierced. I’m not judging you. I mean, in fact, people that got their nipples pierced, some of my favorite people. (laughing) But I just didn’t think any of y’all would do it. (laughing) – There’s so many nerves there. – Bug on the wall. I’m going to be smelling Lil’ Smokies and hearing Lil’ Smokies for a long time. (laughing) One time at Summer Camp. – Did you put any in this orifice? – Oh, I’ll get there, but I’m trying to participate. – Oh, that was a wet one. (Emily gags) – Can we get some milk on them? I think that would be. – Okay, okay. – I got a small mouth. – Wet and Smoky. – One time at summer camp I got in trouble for horsing around during arts and crafts. (giggles) While I was forced to sit in the corner as everyone else had fun, I saw a bug crawling on a wall. I tried to kill it by kicking it, but ended up kicking a huge hole in the lodge wall. (laughter) I got in a ton of trouble with my parents and the bug got away. – It’s all right, man. It was a great story. (laughing) – Yeah. – David Hill. He’ll kick it. He’ll kick a lodge. (laughing) – I believe that’s David Hill. – All right, Carney, let’s see – Hold on, hold on. – Turn it. Turn that around. – Bloopers. – Nipple piercing. – A Nutcracker. – I mean, David Hill could be the Nutcracker. Bug on the wall. – He does like pain. – I don’t have a lot of confidence in any of these, but I don’t also have enough confidence to switch any of them. – We could give you a “you have blank correct,” if you’d like? – Oh, Price is Right. – How many? Yes, let’s do that. See, showrunner. (chuckling) – You have. – Control! – You have two correct. – Oh, so we just need to switch one. – How many earring. How many ear piercings do you have? – Just a cartilage and then the two. – Okay. Okay. So we have to switch something. – I think we switch Nutcracker and bug on the wall. And I think we might be four for four. But as I said that, David Hill touched his nipple. (laughing) – He’s been touching his nipple. – Oh, really? What’s he trying to say? – Just want to remind you, if you want to get our coloring book, we got one. The Mythical Coloring Book, available at http://www.mythical.com. This thing is for adults of all ages. It’ll, you can explore the fandom and all the references. Boy, that thing is fun. Check that out, http://www.mythical.com. Okay. So you’re saying we switch these two. Bug on the wall. Okay. I hope your nipples are still pierced and that you’re willing to show us. – That would be a great reveal, wouldn’t it? (laughing) – Yeah. It would be. – Okay. Carney, are we correct? – I’m sorry, you’re incorrect. – Oh, dang it, – Aw, crap. – now we’re completely wrong. – What are you? – Okay. I, for a few years had my nipples pierced. (laughing) – What! I told you he had a punk phase. – What! – I didn’t have a punk phase. I never did. – You just had nipple piercings? – I just had nipple piercings. – Oh my gosh! After, it had to have hurt so bad. – It hurt really bad. – Oh my God! – What were you thinking? – It was just like one of those, you know, I’m a dumb college kid. (Rhett laughs) I’m living in San Diego and there’s a tattoo shop every 5 feet. – Did you think it was funny? Or did you think it was cool? – You don’t wanna apply that kind of logic. (Rhett guffaws) You know what I mean? Like, you don’t think. – Did anybody do it with you? – No. No, I mean, I was with friends. – Okay, good. You weren’t alone. – No, it wasn’t alone. – That’s really sad. – Yeah, that would be sad. Yeah. Pushing the limits of sadness. – Wow, okay. – Yeah, I did it. And the thing about my parents finding out, it was true, and I had to explain it. My dad’s like, did you get a tattoo? I was like, no, dad, I’m sorry. And he had no reaction when I told him I got my nipples pierced. – Oh, wow. – He was just like, “okay, well as long as you don’t get a tattoo.” – Nah, he’s just like, I don’t, you know, I think was disappointed. – Did they use a needle or the gun? – God, it was a needle. – Okay. – Yeah. But you know, if you guys would just bother to ask me things about myself, you maybe would have known this. – Well, listen, I think we can add the nipple pierced, Hot Dog on a Stick employee. Hold on, were your nipples pierced while you worked at Hot Dog on a Stick? – Were your nipples pierced by a Hot Dog on a Stick? – Yeah. (laughing) (Rhett clapping hands) – Yes they were! – They overlapped. Yeah, they overlapped. – There was overlap! – That adds up. – Now we know two things about Matt Carney. – Okay. Davin, you’re stuck with bloopers. Is that right? – It is right! – Yay! – I’m the bloopers man. I was on my candid camera phase, you know, with the bloopers and whatnot. – Your teacher was wrong. – Why’d your teacher hate the bloopers? – I have no idea. – He wasn’t in the room. He doesn’t know. – I, yeah. – I’m sorry man. That’s horrible. – Also, you know, I grew up in Indonesia and, you know, Asian teachers. – They don’t like bloopers. – The stereotypes are, you know, are true. They’re very strict. – There’s a stereotype that Indonesian teachers don’t like bloopers? (laughing) – Yeah! – There is now! – Okay, Emily. We have to give you, we were right to start with. – Yeah. – So, we. – We were pretty close. – That was a good joke. – Thank you! I was like seven. – Multiple levels to it. – And I told it to like, so many people, including a lot of counselors. And then the counselors made me go to like, the head counselor and then tell the joke. (laughing) And then that counselor, the head coun- was so offended that they called my mom. – Oh. – Wow. (laughing) And my mom was like, well, do you want us to come get her, (laughing) or what? And they were like, no, we just want you to know. And she’s like, okay. Like, it was fine. – Get a sense of humor. – Fun camp though. – And just feet away, David Hill was kicking bugs on the wall. (laughing) – Man, we would have had fun at camp. It would’ve been fun. – So, this is as far as you’ve pushed it. – Yes. – Hey that’s great, man. (laughing) Good on you. Did you repair the wall? – Oh, no, thank God. I was in Elementary School. – Did you try to cover it up, or? – Oh, no. They heard the sound and everything. (laughing) Half the class like, whoa. – They thought you were like pouting and like during a tantrum. – David’s mad! – What kind of bug? – Oh, I think it was like, a common house fly. (bouncy techno music) (laughing) – A common house fly. – [Rhett] Color your Mythical heart out with a Mythical Coloring Book. Available now at http://www.mythical.com.