MB 34: Don’t Ask Rhett This Question

Rhett, come in here! Have you practiced this week? I’ve been pretty busy actually, doing lots of faxing. Do you think I want to do this? I’m not the one who chose to be like 12 feet tall. I didn’t really choose to either, it just kind of happened. Oh, it definitely happened. Look at you! Now I have to ask, does being so tall make you good at anything? Ba… baking. Rhett, the sooner we get this over with, the sooner you can get back to your gigantic life. No, I’m just not ready! Exactly, you need to be ready. We can’t have another incident like the one at Joanne’s Fabrics and Crafts. I thought i was safe at Joanne’s. You know it’s my comfort place. What did the old lady say to you at Joanne’s, Rhett? No no no, please. What did she say? No, don’t do this! Wow! You’re so tall! Could it be that you play basket… Basket weaving? Yes, basket weaving. That’s why I’m here at Joanne’s. Rhett, look at me! Look down here at me! Rhett, look at me! Do you play basketball? Do you play basketball? Yes! Yes, I play basketball. I love basketball, It’s my favorite. Want to go to Joanne’s? Yes!

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