are you happy internet do you finally love me hey welcome to mythical kitchen as you can see we are not in the mythical kitchen today we are in sunny brooklyn new york i am in brooklyn new york because for the last 16 months i’ve had people dming me saying when are you going to get the babbage tattoo when are you going to get the babbage tattoo whoever loses the streamies has to get the others face tattooed on their back what did i just do this is not my award and i swear i’m not pulling a kanye west right now uh i’m not binging with babish my voice does not sound like the movie trailer voiceover guy but he did ask me to accept on his behalf andrew was on my show food fears and i might have made a bet where i agreed if he won and i lost i would get a tattoo of his face somewhere on my body hi ho welcome to my house thank you for having us [Music] hey hello hello kick things off i’m like oh great he’s got like an intro line that’ll kick everything off and just right into hi-ho about a year and a half ago we we made a bet uh that if i lost to you in the streamies which if we’re being honest i knew i would gordon ramsay was in there and so like if anything like best case scenario nothing happens yeah worst case scenario fast forward a year and a half and i am waiting on a tattoo artist to show up in 34 minutes to tattoo your face somewhere on my body this is my beautiful girlfriend julia um who i don’t think i’m giving away too much about our personal lives when i say that you know uh you see more of my body and the things on it than most people hey hold on i will say on our first date you uh when i asked oh do you have any tattoos other than the one right there uh you said i have a goat laying down with glasses on my lower back and i i thought you were kidding me bend over a little bit oh yes that’s the angle yeah that’s what you’re looking for we got some good light on it now i have no kid hungry that’s a 30 000 tattoo sure enough in the middle of like pretty nice restaurant he was about to get up and uh yeah yeah well i went into the nice restaurant and i and i i like kind of gave her one of those it is your face i mean do you have well it is your body gals gals stop fighting over me so i i think i’m doing the logo okay when i say i think i mean i’m definitely doing vlogs just just for people’s context we could use this for reference yeah maybe like like kind of just like kind of try like if we go like a nip it’s a perfect match i was thinking kind of like a cool thigh tattoo right under the jorts but then she was worried that your face would be like you know only half visible and then it’d just be like a person’s mouth yes very thoughtful of you what i could do is the nascar route where i just reserve the entire back yeah for various branded content tattoos that’s cool and so we could just have you like sort of above the goat like granted this was like for a good cause 30 grand for no kid hungry you’ve done you know like not much [Music] um so she was like what if babish murders somebody eventually and you just have a tattoo of his face on you yeah and so love is pretty pretty ambiguous throw some devil horns on there yeah just just be like bad person the tattoo artist his name is joseph you’ll see him very soon he seemed very concerned about the fact that we were getting a tattoo in a kitchen studio and i was like yeah we got lysol wipes you know you just wipe the marinara sauce off of me um but you know i sanitize this wooden butcher block every day that’s good i had raw meat on here yesterday and i think i wiped it down i think that’s fine if i get e coli here i can i’m just gonna sue and just live off of your mom gonna take half of this house what we’re gonna do is have you look dead in the camera and say i take no response cut that that does not make the edit that doesn’t do you have any plans on committing like famous crimes like can you just like convince her that you’re not gonna do that plans to commit hate no that’s like part of being tried for a heinous crime because if you plan it or not yeah if i’m second degree are you still gonna hate me if i had a second degree i don’t care what you do i’m gonna keep it it’s her man i think we’re settled on lower back i think we go right above the goat okay i think we go lower back i think we keep my entire back for content-based tattoos when doritos comes out with a new flavor they’re trying to promote we can put them right above your face we can even have like a like little like dorito dinamita stick perhaps like jesus snapped something if if the inverse were to happen if you were to have one uh i never would have gotten the tattoo you never would have got can you just say you know what i’m kidding you got i would have done it i would have done it thank you absolutely that means a lot to me all right juliet can we all like just do one of these make it a fish and now we are all bonded for life in the celtic knot ceremony jess i’m sorry we’re married now have you all ever done like a tattoo in a kitchen before let’s say i have but [Laughter] not anything prettier right it’s not all fair enough fair enough fair enough do you have any concerns about today um it’s too late to ask we’re already here but you know i’m just curious about your state of mind here outside of a lower back tattoo yeah how many male lower back tattoos have you done doritos tattoo i guess i mean although i’m sure you’re gonna hear about that but no i want to get doritos in hebrew across my chest because like my jewish heritage is very important to me however i don’t speak hebrew [Music] you want me to undress my level of comfortability do you want me to just like go full fat is this like a massage level comfortability is oh i’ve never gotten a massage but the one time i got a massage i just like uh they were like undressed to your level of comfortability and i was like okay and i stripped off my pants like oh i have to leave the room first and i was like oh god i didn’t know so anyways i’m here for the massage wait this is my first back here julie this is a big moment not anymore julia i’m shaving your boyfriend julia do you want to come watch do you want me to arch my back more will that help you or not help you oh yeah yeah let me do a little disclaimer let me do a little disclaimer uh uh andrew binging with babish rey does not have any legal culpability in so far as i may die today or just make a regrettable decision and also julia can never give me any crap for this throughout our relationship uh so help us god amen should we do a little uh little hebrew prayer little baruch man that was for my grandma who doesn’t like that i have tattoos but no i want to get doritos in hebrew across my chest because like my jewish heritage is very important to me however i don’t speak hebrew my favorite thing about tattoos is that they’re permanent and that you can never go back uh someone someone give me like a something i could rant about so i can track myself and things once i craft my pants to get out of going to the dentist you gotta literally right over i’m sorry no i’m not gonna do that today i’m just saying i know i was like old too i was like 12. i feel good i feel good and i’m at peace with my decision more than anything it’s like the way that when you know when bears hibernate they’ll like shove sticks and berries up their butthole what oh yeah they like like shove do this i haven’t like i haven’t like watched them in the wild but like you know i’ve seen nature documentaries i feel i’m an incredibly well-educated man that’s how i ended up in this profession are you happy internet do you finally lock me [Music] please buy an apron or something make this one bet go to physical.com or whatever where’s julia julia julia my love i totally botched our first kiss though that’s that’s fun story well we like i like i like i did the hitch thing you know you like lean in ninety percent of the way and it’s like you know let her meet me the rest of the way and then we kind of like butted each other and apologized instead but then like still like awkwardly made out perfectly sober on a wednesday uh like next to you know like a honda crv honda crv the official sport utility vehicle uh of awkward first date kisses that looks good it looks really good and i was rounding out the whole lower back yeah do you would it feel would it make you more or less comfortable if we put your name above it i think that’s a question for you i think this question we’ll talk later i think i think there’s enough of me on there if we could do like a sort of like like a macro shot of the butt cheeks flexing like is he dancing andrew you dance next to it to see if it looks the same so it was my plan buddy how where how are we doing everybody’s that good john favreau gave you the fork that you have tattooed on your arm i would like to give you a spark that i have on my arm it’s not special it wasn’t in a movie um this is very special should i get this tattooed now should i get a matching one [Music] this feels natural hey guys welcome to mythical kitchen i’m in here just get this the intro just get wait see okay okay yeah hey look shut up shut up get out of the cage hey everybody welcome to mythical kitchen i’m here with andrew from binging with fabulous you might know him from binging with babish today we’re both getting tattoos i think i’m a little delirious from pain it’s going to get crazy guys stay tuned after these messages from bounty hey yo smash that like button wait we got bounty money now hey everyone welcome to the mythical kitchen today we’re in beverages studio we’re getting tattoos done ourselves then we’re gonna make chicken parmesan thank you brother okay you made all my dreams come true uh thank you to everybody at home for making this dream come true we’ll do a little outro thank you so much for stopping by the mythical kitchen we got new episodes for you every week uh we got an episode for 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