Welcome to GMM at the GMORE. Let’s get to know our crew and the pickles that they got themselves into. But first let’s play List ‘Em All. List ‘Em All? We go back and forth until one of us fails listing girl bands, Spice Girls! Haim. Haim? How do you say it? No, Haim. You’re right. The Dolls, the Sex Dolls, Pussycat Dolls. Pussycat Dolls. Pussycat Dolls. Come on, you’re out that soon? Yeah. I already lost. Linda Ronstadt and her friends. Okay! You’re not any better than me. All right then give me another one. I can’t even name boy bands at this point. Bands with just girls. Oh, TLC. Da Brat and her friends. Any others? Destiny’s Child. Oh, Destiny’s Father. What’s the one with Beyonce and, Destiny’s child. Oh, it was that one. In Vogue. In Vogue. In Vogue, we saw In Vogue, they opened up for MC Hammer. Give me some more of those pickles. All right. And then read off the thing. So we’ve got pickles that people have gotten into. Let’s start with this one. My dad’s sister and I were on a camping trip in Montana, and we decided to pop over into Canada for the day. I didn’t know Oh the old pop over! At the border checkpoint, they asked my sister and me questions to make sure our dad wasn’t kidnapping us and fleeing to another country. Important. My older sister passed with flying colors. Then they asked me where I was born. I told them the hospital I was born at. What they wanted to know was what city I was born in. I was six. I didn’t know what city the hospital was in. I cracked and I guess my behavior was suspicious because they took us inside for further interrogation, dot, dot, dot. How did they get out of this pickle? Well, first we’ve got to say who this is. Is this somebody who would be camping in Montana? And somebody who would crack under pressure? Well, they were six, so maybe not. I would totally get nervous if I was questioned by a border agent. I have no clue. Who’s the most campy? Maybe this is Macy. Macy could be campy. But, like, more like REI camping, that kind of, Macy, what are you, when I say camping, what’s the first thing that you think of? That I love it. See, she loves it. Mhm, okay. What do you love about it? I love seeing new geography and I love the morning when you wake in a tent and you’re now in the mountains and no longer at your house. That’s the worst part, is waking up in the tent and you’re no longer at your house. That’s the best part! It’s refreshing! I was like, God, just let me get some coffee in me. And then I will re-assess my perspective at that point. But right now, if the dew, like the dew, I mean, and I’m the one trying to get my family to camp all the time. If the dew? I think we were right. I think this is a good guess. Hunger Games impersonator, go. Way back, when The Hunger Games movie craze was happening, because they were alive during that. Okay. My friends and I went to the movie theater in a very small town, small town. Small town, small town. While we’re waiting for our parents, had parents, Yes. to pick us up, parents that were involved and would pick you up. I took a seat. They like to sit. I’m not going to keep doing it. I’m just taking it, by a pop corn and saying it. Behind a white folding table in the lobby, my friend acted like I was famous and asked for a picture with me as a joke, which then led to an entire crowd of teens asking me for photos and autographs. Wow. This is awesome. Hmm. That’s it? How did they get out of that pickle? Somebody who looks like that could be in The Hunger Games. You know, Taylor could be in The Hunger Games. You know, they start running for that cornucopia, whatever that thing’s called, gets killed immediately. It’s kind of an extra. Do you think Taylor was, maybe even in it. Taylor where you ever considered as an extra for Hunger Games? I cannot disclose. Oh, you’re over there. Right here. Taylor can not disclose. Then it’s just Taylor or Aubrey. Well, he didn’t give us anything. Taylor you still been watching that Passion of the Christ since your parents’ been looking for March of the Penguins? Yeah, I bought the exclusive limited edition. You did? Yeah. You watched it. It’s one of those movies you can keep going back to, like every week. Yeah you notice something different every time. Some people keep the news on in their house constantly. Some people keep The Passion. Yeah. It’s what Taylor does. All right. What’s next? Tummy Turbulence. When I was 21, excuse me I have some popcorn in my mouth. I was flying home after a family vacation, we had a very brief layover at the Sea-Tac Airport, letters. It’s at Seattle Tacoma. Sea-Tac. And when hurrying to the connecting gate, I let out a little toot. Okay, so it’s someone who toots. However, I immediately knew it was more than that. Oh, no. I broke apart from my family and stepped into the nearest airport restroom, checked my pants and saw that I was suddenly carrying a little extra baggage. Oh, come on! Yes. I sharted myself minutes before boarding, dot, dot dot. Somebody sharted themselves at the Seattle Airport. When I was 21. All these people are older than 21. I feel like Carney could, Yeah. got a good shart. I don’t know why, as soon as you stared telling the story, I pictured Carney. Former hotdog on a stick, hot dog went off the stick. With a little toot, a little toot. He thought it was a little toot. Little toot. But it was much more than that. We will find out how they got out of these pickles. You want to read-y? While I eat-y?. In college, I lived in a really janky apartment. And one morning after taking a shower, I went to open the door, the door knob fell out the other side. No one was home and I’d locked myself in my own bathroom. We’re going to find out how to get out. I’m excited about that one. Hm. Somebody who went to college. Didn’t shart in this story. Well just because it doesn’t say they didn’t shart doesn’t mean they didn’t shart. Right. I like to think that all of these stories involved a shart, it just wasn’t mentioned. Maybe they were taking a shower cause of a shart. Right. You’re right. That’s the best way to de-shart. Yeah. In a shower. Do you have access to a shower? I don’t know what you do at Sea-Tac, but you got to use like an eye wash, at Sea-Tac. But I don’t know how Carney, Just perch up on that eyewash. But I’d say if you’re at home, you’d just get right in the shower. You’ve seen how an eye wash works. It has these two spigots that come up like this and they go into your eyes. Yeah. But if you like throw a leg over Or place your eyes with your bow. You can have a front and a back, bidet thing happening, where everyone can see. It’s is always in public. Right. Cause you want to be able to see it and run to it. And it says eye wash right above it with an arrow pointing down, and you’re like, oh, shart, why am I sharting? Greg. Greg. I have no way of knowing. Finally, I was driving up to Vermont with my college roommate to go to a Kesha concert in Montreal. Oh oh. Okay. About two hours in, the power steering on my car broke and I sharted myself. About two hours into the power suit of my car broke and the steering wheel was almost impossible to turn dot, dot, dot. Wow. Oh. Who’s going to a Kesha concert? Is Taylor gonna get to Kesha? I think that we might need to switch Taylor and Aubrey, cause now I’m thinking that Taylor was doing the Hunger Games thing in the lobby. Yeah. And Aubrey was on the way to the Kesha concert. Right. And Carney it’s not that we think you’re the only one who sharted, because I want to be clear, everyone here sharted. Yeah. It’s just you’re the only one who was bold enough to speak about it. Speak about it. If you want these plushies, These are our actual voices saying things that you’ve heard us say before, but you got to press us to say. And the only way you can get these is if you are a 3rd Degree Member of the Mythical Society. Again, that was one of the big perks about being in the Mythical Society, 3rd Degree, is that you get these quarterly collectible items that we do not and will not sell anywhere else. You can only get them by being a 3rd Degree Member. So join 3rd Degree monthly by October 31st, or third degree quarterly or annual by December 31st over at mythicalsociety.com. And you can, Oh, don’t bring that up again. Okay. So let’s find out. Aubrey. Kesha. So I do have an affinity for glitter, but I am not a Kesha fan, so no, that’s not me. Okay. Which one is you? The bathroom one. You sharted and admitted it. No! No. I got stuck in my own bathroom. Oh. Well, you gotta be clearer than that. I mean, I’m not going to ask you if you’ve ever sharted, but you can also volunteer the information. So how’d you get, after you cleaned up the mess, how did you get out of the shower? I jimmied my way out using my toothbrush. You used a toothbrush, Yeah! to pick a lock? I just kinda looked inside the lock and saw how it kinda worked and then used my toothbrush and kinda jimmied my way out. Wow. You’re resourceful. Huh. Yeah. I once had a step-dad named Jimmy. He frequents airports. I’m sure he sharted himself too. All right. Greg, Gregory, Greg-orino. Greg daddy, power steering malfunction. Is this you with Kesha? Yeah. There you are. So you, did you make it to Kesha? What? I mean, if you can’t steer what happened? So we did make it, but only after my parents drove out those two hours with two cars so that my roommate and I could take one and they took one back and then my car got towed. So, but you didn’t, like, it was just like, oh, I don’t think my car steering, I’m going off a bridge. It was more, I don’t think my car’s steering, I’m going to slowly pull over and call my parents. Oh no, it was, my car is definitely not steering, but luckily there’s a federal municipal building with a parking lot that we can hang out in for two hours. Federal municipal. Always pull into a federal municipal. If you’ve sharted yourself especially, they have a whole department for that. I got my family detained at the Canadian border. Macy? Yes, it was me. Yes! Yes! So you made it back cause you love camping. You even love the part that sucks. Like waking up and you’re still camping. Yes, I love that part. It’s the best. There’s nothing like getting put on the spot by a Canadian authority. Do you remember the additional questions that were asked in the further interrogation? I don’t, because again, I was scared and six, but I think she just kept asking the same type of questions. And I kept saying that little and I was born in Pasadena. And what else do you need? And then eventually she thought, okay, she’s so cute, she’s clearly nervous. Go, go off into Canada. Go into Canada for the pop-over. I mean, when my kids have to get on a plane and they don’t have an ID and they ask them, what’s your full name and what’s your age. And then somehow that’s supposed to give them confidence to let them through. But I always get nervous of what my kids might say. Begin a Neal, the age could always be off. Cause you don’t know their age and you tell them things sometimes. Yeah, better for them to ask my kids and then ask me. Right. Anything about my kids. And my kids know that and they’re fine with it. Carney. Tell us about Sea-Tac. Well, how do you know? I’ve read all of The Hunger Games books, and I’ve seen all of the films, but the odds were not ever in my favor, as I walked through the halls of Sea-Tac Airport. Let out a juicy toot. A little extra baggage. Yeah, extra baggage. Yeah. So how did you get rid of that baggage and still board the plane? Because it was coming down to the wire. Oh yeah. I just had to do what I had to do in that moment, and just quick cleanup, no eye wash. I washed that ass real quick. Crazy man. And I threw out the evidence and I put my trousers back on and I got on that plane, back to San Diego. You went commando. You ditched your underwear. I ditched my, left them. You gotta ditch your underwear. I mean, you might as well wipe with the underwear before you ditch them. That’s that’s a hot tip for me. I left my shart in Seattle, Washington. And now you’re writing a song about it. I remember that, Shartless in Seattle. there was a kid who grabbed his pants in school. And then he took his whitey tighties off and threw them out the window of the elementary school bathroom, where we then all went up to the window, looked over and saw that David’s underwear were there because his name was written in the waistband. Yeah, you can’t, And something else was written in the crotch. You can’t put named underwear. Yeah. That’ll always be traced back to you. Alright. Hunger games, impersonator. Taylor. We got you. Yeah. You know, I figured after I signed the actual arm of a child, I told everybody that I died in the first 15 minutes and was not credited and got out of there. Which is exactly what I said you would do. Yeah. So we’ve nailed this one, twice over. I feel like, we’ve done a great job. We had to make two switches. But other than that, I’m pretty proud. No, we made one switch, which is technically two switches, but we just ended up getting Greg right. So I’m proud of us. Let’s eat some popcorn. You don’t seem happy. I’m proud of us. Have a great night. To get the Rhett and Link Plushies, joined 3rd Degree Monthly by October 31st or quarterly or annual by December 31st mythicalsociety.com for deets.