Welcome to “Good Mythical More.” Hypothetical situations lead to real life decisions. But first, “Who You Talkin’ About_?” We’re gonna read a comment that one of you made and try to figure out who it was about. @whostolethepenguins says, “When blank was holding Jasper,” Hmm “He looked like when your mom leaves you alone to talk to a relative from when you were little that you don’t remember.” Well, that would makes sense that it was me. That would be you. Because it was your dog. But he, when I had him on the show– It would be a big insult it was you. He wasn’t that comfortable with me at the time. It took him a while for him to get warmed up to me. But I think by that point, he was even less warmed up to you. I’m going to say to you. Yes, it was Rhett. Do we have a photo, yeah, look at him, so majestic! And uncomfortable with you. And I am also uncomfortable, apparently. Yeah. Nobody’s nobody wins in this family reunion, weird uncle holding the I like Jasper, it’s just the thing about him is, like, we’ll be at the Creative House working. He’s there, he warms up to me. I go to the bathroom, I come back and I’m a new person. And it’s like, there’s a whole new process of warming up again. He has no short-term memory. Yeah, you might need to get that checked. That happened to Ringo, my dog. When we went and stayed with my parents and every morning he would bark at my dad. Like, you’re still wait, hold on new. Person’s still here. Don’t know how this works. And Ringo doesn’t like, guys. He’s gotten a lot better, but I think it’s something about Cause Jasper’s kind of the same way. Size Or facial hair situation that really like sets him off. Well I check 2 of those boxes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah he growled at me the first time. What’s Ringo doing these days just to? Oh you know he’s chillin being cute. Posing on Instagram. Oh I mean he has a nice booty. Have you seen his booty? I mean, it is, it is a choice dog booty on his Instagram. You can check it out. Okay well I don’t know how to feel about that. That As a parent what I like to do is pimp out my son’s booty on Instagram. And I wasn’t trying to set you up for that one, but uh Anyway If that’s how you wanna build your brand. Yeah, my brand. The writers have come up with scenarios I love scenarios. and I’m going to read them to you. And you’re going to determine, would you chicken out or would you move forward in these scenarios? Because hypothetical’s present real world decisions. That’s what you’re getting at earlier. You’re promised an all expenses paid trip to space for a week where you’ll be able to visit other planets and walk on the moon. Multiple planets and the moon in one week? Sounds like it. Impossible, but go ahead. However, You going to be moving fast. In order for you to go, you must pass a mental test that requires you to spend I’m out! 72 hours alone in a room void of light and sound. You do it or chicken out. 72 Hours. Can you sleep? We’ll probably. Yeah I can sleep for 72 hours. But think about how crazy, like, if you couldn’t see or hear anything, like you’d have to eat and go to the bathroom and sleep and like keep it all together for 72 hours. That is actually a really interesting scenario. Obviously. It seems like a form of torture and probably is like, because you lose all sense of time. I would do it of course, because I would love the idea of going to space. I think you could train for it. Like solitary confinement is something that is, is, is being reassessed. Being recessed, yeah. It’s not good for you. In 72 hours is probably enough to induce some long-term trauma, but then you get to go to the fricking moon and other planets and in a week on some sort of technology that has yet to be invented. So this is like a two-part Mr. Beast video? What’s going on here? Yeah, right, yeah. This is Mr. Beast like 2030. No, I don’t think he’s doing anything in 2030. Oh, oh, okay. Mr. Beast, 2030 predictions. You think he’s just living large at that point or you think he’s flamed out? It’s not for me to say, is it. I mean, talk about more interesting things. Oh Come on! Living large, living large, Jimmy living large. I think he’s living large, man. That is not the question. I’m kind of afraid of the space part. I’m going to! I’m chickening out. Yes, I am going to the moon with Mr. Beast. That’s the question and that is my answer. Okay you can have a split split decision. This one’s a little, this one’s down to earth. Mr. Clint Eastwood, Mr. Clint Eastwood is making his final film about the wild west and he wants you! You mean the one he just made? 91 and he did a ho, he, he had a fight scene. Any was any on, he was on a horse, like fell off, he 91 and he did and he did that. That’s crazy. Did he direct it too? Yes Crime macho. He looks at 105. Yeah, he’s looked over a 100 for awhile. I’ve saw the billboard for that and I’m like, why are they advertising an old Clint Eastwood film Because it just looks like all the old ones. Sill doing it. What about him? And he wants you to be in it. That’s the thing he wants you to be in his last film. And it’s guaranteed to be a box office mash of course. And you’ll probably get an academy award nomination. However, to make sure you’ve got what it takes to be a gritty, fearless cowboy, Clint demands you fine a piece of roadkill Cook it over a fire that you’ve created using only the elements and eat the whole thing. Do you do it or do you chicken out? Eat the whole thing? I thought you got to make me eat the roadkill without cooking it. And I was still gonna say yes. I mean again, all of this stuff requires training. I’m assuming like, even for the deprivation or now for the road kill, like making a fire on and nothing. That’s that’s going to take me a little more work than just watching all the survivor I’ve watched. All I’ve learned from that is that I don’t, I don’t think I’m ready for a survivor or making a fire using nothing. Lots of training I’m just saying. Okay, wow. A lot of work have to be doing this. As long as I don’t somehow get associate– I don’t want to get associated with that weird moment from like the 2012 Republican national convention. When clinics would, was pointing at an empty chair. As long as I don’t somehow get tied to that, I’m going to do this. This sounds like an adventure on both fronts. So yeah, yeah, yeah I’m up for this. Oh wait, You’ve changed mind? All it took was all it took was that. I just said there’s going to be a lot of work, a lot of work, but I’m ready to do it. As long as he doesn’t pointed a chair. Yeah don’t point at, as long as there’s no empty chair pointing scenes. You’ve heard, you’ve heard my Cling Eastwood story. Nope I thought you were gonna say my Clint Eastwood impersonation and I was, No we haven’t. And I was so ready for it! What is the Clint Eastwood line? “Go ahead punk” Um, ” You got to ask yourself, do you, do you want another rib? That’s not it. That’s a Chili’s commercial. Do you wanna, ” do ya punk?” That’s the Clint Eastwood’s Chili’s commercial that never got made. What did he say before he said, do ya punk? Do you feel lucky punk, do ya? Well Cassie’s saying, “so i feel lucky?” Have, have you seen You gotta ask yourself, do I feel lucky punk? Do I feel lucky? Well do ya punk? You haven’t seen Dirty Harry? We should watch that. Stevie give us your Dirty Harry. No, I, I volunteered my Clint Eastwood story. Alright give us the story. I’m chickening out. I wasn’t really that good. “I was traveling down the coast and I found myself in Carmel” You were in the chair? Yeah, it’s in Carmel. He, he, the chair . He has a hotel in Carmel that has a restaurant and uh we stayed there and we were in the restaurant and he came into the restaurant to eat as, did Betty White. Not with him, but at, at another table. You’ll see some old Hollywood folk. I think you were a little young for this restaurant. Were there nurses walking around? I think they were a little old for the restaurant. She walked into a retirement home cafeteria and did not realize it. But I didn’t want to, I didn’t want to turn around in my chair because Cassie’s Because your not my mom. Well Cassie’s mom was with us and was, was vocalizing in my mind, a little bit too loudly that she saw them. He’s an icon. Clint Eastwood is that stage of Hollywood. That like, he is probably dealt with so many people freaking out for so long that it’s just part of the deal. And he never changes his expression. Now it’s just old people trying to desperately get to him and then saying something. Yeah, he’s used to it all. I mean he would go onto that concert, restaurant concert. And he went and got vanilla ice cream for dessert It wasn’t on the menu, he wanted vanilla ice cream. I’m coming for ya. Carmel, I went there recently and a it’s just, it’s overrun. Can I just say that it’s a beautiful, quaint little place, but just, it it’s overrun. So many people with tourists, so many people want to be there that the quaintness is gone. It’s sort of, it’s like those memes where it’s just like Instagram and reality. Like here’s this place and here’s Zion National Park on Instagram. And here’s what it looks like when you’re there and all the people are there. You know, you went, you went to Zion. Was that how it was? Was there just like people. The problem is people. Yes and no time of year thing, but I’ve seen that. Did you see Clint Eastwood? Aa, did we decide, we we said we’re doing this one. Oh yeah, we’re doing it. On your usual nightly walk together. You and your dog come across a spooky house that you’ve never noticed before. Something triggers your dog and she runs inside the house. When you get to the door, you hear the blood chilling sound of demonic voices calling you by your name. Do you go in to save your dog or chicken out? Demonic voices calling my name. Crap. I mean is it Halloween night? I don’t have that context. Because listen my neighbor was running around with a chainsaw on, but it was Halloween. So it didn’t, it didn’t matter. He’s also had things on his knees and he was sparking, he was like sliding and sparking. Oh. So, so she was in a retirement home and your at universal studios. Well, no, this is, but this is just, you know, Los Angeles Halloween is different than North Carolina Halloween. It’s just like, whoa. I feel like I am in universal studios, but that is that. I mean, is that going to happen this year? We’re going to get like a real Halloween again. It’s happening. But if I’m going to go in for something, it is going to be to save my dog or my children. I think, you know, that’s the only thing that might get me into one of these places. Into the demon place. But calling me by name and it’s not Halloween. I think Rhett makes a good point. If it is, your like alright I’m gonna play along with this. And I’m going to get my frigging dog. I tend to go like this in haunted houses. I mean I would probably call 911 from the outside. So I think I’m chickening out. If it’s not Halloween. Wait Rhett your answers that you’re just going to stand outside and clap your hands? If it’s Halloween, I’m going to go in. And that’s what I did, that’s what I did at horror nights. I didn’t know I was doing it until everyone. I was with explained that that’s what, every time you get scared, you start clapping. Hercules. I don’t know why I do that. Yeah I love to be scared. Yeah you wanted yo give the, you, I think you told me you wanted them to know how much you appreciated their. Well specifically the us exhibit when the exhibit, the twins came out. Yeah, they got me so good. Cause it was the, the gap had formed between me and the person in front of me. So I got the real experience. And I was back there watching you clap at them. They were like, what is wrong with this man? Okay. This is another possible hosical Halloween but not Halloween not Halloween scenario. Okay You’re walking through the woods. A magical wizard appears out of thin air. He tells you he’s from a secret dimension that holds the answers to all of the world’s greatest mysteries. He says that in order to visit the dimension, you must streak across the field during game seven of the world series. Easy Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. It wouldn’t take, I mean, first of all, I would, whatever you were asking me to do Oh crap I didn’t give you your birthday gifts. Well, Hey, I wasn’t going to say anything. Oh crap, I totally forgot. They just reminded me. I didn’t want to be that demanding guy. I mean, streaking is easy. Um, Happy Birthday Rhett. Crap. I’m sorry that I made you wait this long. Yeah, so you got his and got that. And just a reminder, a gift for you up to 20% off Rhett’s favorite items, at mythical.com through October 14th. So check out our store for nice gifts for you at a discount. You like it? It’s a bean blanket. It’s really high quality too. Look at the back it’s beans on both sides. Yep, white beans on the back. Isn’t that soft? There’s more where that came from. Very, very nice. I’m very happy about this. What else, man, keep going, keep going. It’s very comfortable. Your birthday continues. You’re wrapped in beans. Yup. nothing else in there. Is it a graduation hat? Be careful. Show that to everybody. R is for Rhett, read it. This is for me? Yep. Dear Rhett, words can not express how special you are, but here are 26 that try. Each one so perfectly describes you. You are all of these wonderful qualities and so much more. love blank. You didn’t even fricking sign it? I, I didn’t know who you’d want to sign it, so You! So I left it open. I’ll be glad to do it, but I didn’t, I didn’t want to presume. A is for amazing. Yeah thank you Ben. Please sign that. Oh, I thought it was all going to be R’s A is for amazing. That’s Rhett in every way. B is for the special way you brighten up each day. C is for your courage. You don’t fear what you do. D is for your daring. You always carry through. E is for your energy. So vibrant and bright. F is for the fun you bring to all both day and night. G describes your future. Oh, the places you will go. H is for the heights you’ll climb and successes you will know. I is for imagination and the power of your dreams. J is for the joy you bring your shining face that beams. K is for your kindness shown to big and small. L is for the love you freely share with on and all. M is for your music, the song of your own heart, it is me and for never, for will for never be apart. O means there is one, you there will never mean 2. P is made for perfect is you just being you. Q is all the qualities I noticed every time. R is how rare like a diamond from a mine. S is meant for super for your power to soar. T is for the talent that you have and so much more. U is for unique and every motions of the word. W is for why and always feeling kind of free. Y is meant for you the only one they’ll ever be. Thank you for this book. Yeah. Just read that whenever you need to kill some more brains cells. This has been a great birthday. In celebration of Rhett’s birthday, take up to 20% off Rhett’s favorite items now through October 14th at mythical.com.