Welcome to “Good Mythical More.” We have got a slew of pepperoni here that have been extricated from the pizzas that they are commonly associated with. I’m talking about all of the chains. The Hut, the Domino’s, the John’s, the DiGiorno, et cetera. But first, congratulations to #Merchicality winner, Grand Maestro P, repping that Mythical mask with the vaccination card in the wild. You get $30 at the Mythical.com store. I love it. Gift store. It’s the gift shop. You get $30, so you can keep repping that merch in the wild. Yeah. Let’s see, can we get any personal information off of that vaccine record card there? Oh, it’s gone. Credit card information, I don’t know, anything like that? All right, so our job, you said that we were… Are we supposed to be blindfolded, because as you can see, we can. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you can look at these peps. I think by blind it just means that we don’t know what they are. Look at these peps as much as you want. You can hold these peps way close to your eyes, your open, open eyes. You wanna just start here, start at one and go down the line? Yeah. So we got Little Caesar’s, we got Domino’s, we’ve got Papa John’s, we got Pizza Hut, DiGiorno, and Subway known for their pepperoni. But I guess on their Italian stallion. And I think I know which one is Subway based on- You know who’s missing from this entire episode and it’s a real, to me- Sbarro. No. It’s Shay Mitchell. Shay Mitchell missing is the answer. Oh wow, I was thinking about pepperoni. It’s doing pizza. Now you got me thinking about Shay Mitchell. You know and she comes on and does pizza stuff sometimes. I remember that. I just like harking back to the day where I was in her bed with her, eating pizza, feeding her pizza, for the show. Yeah, weirdly I was there. ‘Cause I had to. ‘Cause I didn’t come up with that segment, you know? I was there. Ben’s filming it in the corner. Shout out to Shay Mitchell. Come on back, Shay. Any time, Shay. To be clear, we haven’t asked Shay to come back. Come back, Shay! That’s not great. She hasn’t answered any of our emails. Shay and Stevie, we had a falling out and now we’re just trying to repair that I think is what she’s getting at. What? Right, Stevie? Absolutely not. You guys aren’t getting along. We are the closest of friends. There’s something weird on social media between the two of you. We talk all the time. We hang out in that bed all the time together, eating things. Does Ben always film it? Ben hasn’t told me that this has happened, is it a series somewhere? I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over everyone’s laughter. Is it a series? It is a series. Is it a series? Is it password protected? Is it password protected? Is there frame.io link that I can look at it? Is it two-step verification? This is a big pepperoni. Are you gonna guess what the first one is? Wait, yeah, did you guess the first one? I think it’s DiGiorno, because- Too distracted. I thought we were gonna do all of them and then switcherooni. Well, usually you stab and- That’s gonna be really difficult. You can do that if you want to, I’m guessing as I go, because I won’t be able to keep up. By the end it’ll be kind of obvious, won’t it? Then I’ll switcherooni. I’ve got to start somewhere though, based on something, and I’m guessing that this is DiGiorno because the pepperoni is not intact. It feels raw. It feels like it was pulled off of a frozen pizza, that’s my only clue here. This is Subway, because it’s sandwich sized pepperoni. And here’s the thing, Shay Mitchell has a series with her gay guy friend, you know, on her Instagram. I’m thinking she needs to switch it up to a gay girl friend, you know? Okay. And that other series, she’s standing up, so if she wanted to switch it up more she’d have to sit or lay down for the series that she does with me. Okay, so a series where she lays down with you, okay. Now I’m staying out of this one because I don’t wanna fuel it. Yeah, yeah. I’m staying out of it too. I don’t feel like it’s my place. I’m not producing it, I’m just clicking the link. Just not my place. I’m just gonna take your word for it ’cause you gave me the answer. This has got to be Subway. Yeah, it has to be. So I don’t know what that one is there. Also, it’s completely uncooked ’cause they just give it to you raw and you put it on your cold cut. But isn’t pepperoni already cooked, or smoked, or dried? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it’s a precooked meat. It’s cured. So it’s not double cooked. And you can tell that this one’s been pulled off of a pizza. That’s a good taste. Way better. Way better than the first one. I think this is Domino’s. It could be Pizza Hut. Oh, you know what- It could be Pizza Hut. I think it is Pizza Hut. I think it is Pizza Hut because it’s a little saltier than Domino’s. It’s been a while. Oh, you gonna take that one? Something about the way it was roasted on the top of the pizza is nice. Man, that is so sweet. Man, it’s so sweet. Very good though, it’s almost bacon-y. I think that must be Papa John’s. That’s exactly what I was thinking. This is boring, we’re agreeing on everything. But you didn’t guess on the first one. I mean, the Papa John’s sauce is so sweet. So you think you may be getting some sweet spillage? We were thinking the exact same thing, but we reserve the right to switch these and I still haven’t placed my first one. Now you like sausage on your pizza, you don’t like pepperoni. They’re both a processed, cured meat. I prefer pepperoni, I love sausage, but if I have to choose, if you put me into a corner, don’t put baby in a corner, but if you do, he will pick pepperoni. Why do you like sausage? What do you not like about pepperoni that you like about sausage? If I give you my answer it might ruin sausage for me, because I think everything I’m about to say about pepperoni could apply to sausage. You think it just feels like a congealed thing? ‘Cause when you said they’re both processed meat, something about… I mean, it’s more of a pungent taste, and it overpowers everything else in a way that I don’t think the sausage does. I don’t really like the bits and pieces, but again, there’s lots of bits and pieces in sausage. It’s just, you’re not seeing the cross section of the sausage. I thought you were gonna argue like a distribution argument that I can see for sausage. Oh, that’s true too. Yeah. I’ll make that argument. The distribution- Well, also if the right place does it. It’s much greater. You know the pizzas that have sausage but the sausage tops are a little bit crispy? Yes. I understand that. Yeah. Yeah, if you get a little crispy on the… That changes everything for me. I like the bite. You know, I’ll put pepperoni and sausage on a pizza at the same time, there’s no rules for me. I’ll do it, but again- But if it’s gotta be one thing. I don’t dislike pepperoni, I just don’t prefer it on a pizza. It’s not my favorite pizza. Well, you know what if you have to have one ingredient, the reason I don’t want just sausage is because the bite that pepperoni provides, it provides it all in one thing, so if you’re just a one topping pizza person. If it’s late night, New York City, I’m gonna get pepperoni, ’cause if you get sausage, I feel like I’ve also got to get like… Throw some onions on there, throw some peppers on there to add a little bite. But all the bite just exists within the pepperoni. I like an onion with my sausage on a pizza. That’s almost my go to. I ain’t gonna argue with that. Go bacon, you have to go bacon. This is the best pepperoni that we’ve eaten. I actually think that this is. You said go bacon? Sausage, bacon, and onion? No, I just go bacon is my meat of choice on a pizza ’cause it has the crispiness factor, distribution factor. You never know how they’re gonna do it. I feel like it just sends it into too much of a not pizza flavor for me. I go bacon, jalapeno, maybe some onion. It feels like a specialty pizza, but not a mainline pizza when you put bacon on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Unless you’re adding bacon after the fact. But all these places have bacon, I’m pretty sure. But with some other stuff. The other problem with bacon is you never know what form it’s really gonna come in and it’s usually in almost a bacon bit form. And that’s disappointing. Like little pieces. It is like little pieces, but I would argue the distribution. I’d also say I love all pizzas in all forms with all type of toppings. Something is wrong with this pepperoni. Yes. According to the answer sheet, something is wrong with that pepperoni, so you may want to reconsider one of your other guesses. Oh, really? This has got to be- Rhett may wanna consider one of his other answers. This is Little Caesar’s, y’all. I didn’t know that Little Caesar’s was as bad as Little Caesar’s is. Explain why it’s bad. It tastes like a dog treat. The pepperoni tastes like a dog treat. Yeah, it’s like they put a chemical on it to make it taste more meaty but it backfired. Link, you have one flag that you haven’t used. So I haven’t used Little Caesar’s. I mean, that has to be DiGiorno. I love Domino’s pizza. I think that Pizza Hut’s pepperoni is better than Domino’s. No, no, no, no. No, this is probably right. Oh, you think that this is Little Caesar’s and DiGiorno is the really bad one. One of you has a clean sweep. Well, then that would be Link, because of what you just said at the end, if I switch these then- Hey, just chill out. I mean, come on. You just gave him… I’m not gonna switch, so I’ll take it. Well actually what happened is Link and I, we did this pre-tape segment where I made him taste all the pepperonis and then I gave him all the answers. No, you guys did such an amazing job, On the Mythical Society. at guessing all these. All the ones that you guessed together were correct, and then it was just the bad ones at the end. So this is Little Caesar’s and it’s not bad, it’s just not as good as the rest of them. It makes me feel better that DiGiorno is the one that’s really bad, but I think the real story here is that Papa John’s is heads above the rest. No, not for me. Did you know that Mythical’s hair and skincare products, Which one was the best? use natural cruelty-free formulas? Whose does? Mythical. Oh, you mean these products? Shay Mitchell’s? Mythical’s hair and skincare products. You mean these products? I do, and that means you can have peace of mind while you keep yourself looking good. Pizza mind. 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