MB 39: How To Respond To Prank Phone Calls

Hello, Mythical Entertainment, Link speaking, Hello there, Is your refrigerator running? Seriously. I know what you’re doing. If I say yes, my refrigerator is running, then you’re going to say, well, you better chase after it. No dice. That will teach him. Hey Link that wasn’t a refrigerator repair company was it? Huh? Ugh, The office fridge is busted, and we’re expecting a call to fix it. Oh, no, that was just, a Ron old Ronald son, Ronald Ronaldson, my friend. Okay. Thanks. Hello, Mythical Entertainment Link speaking. Do you have Chef Boyardee in a can? Seriously, this is the oldest prank calling the book, man. No I’m not going to tell you that I got the guy in the can, because then you’ll be like, well, you better let him out. Wise ass By the way, the food bank should be calling about or donation of extra Chef Boyardee Beefaroni cans. You haven’t heard from them, right? No, that was ugh, John, Johnny Jerry, Johnny, Jerry, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jerry, John’s, Jimmy John’s. Jimmy John’s calling about my sandwich. Okay. I wonder if I could call them back some Mythical, Link speaking. Hello I’m looking for Mr. Butt’s, first name Seymour. Say it the other way. Pardon me? First name, then last name. I’m looking for Seymour Butts. Seymour Butts, See more butts! Okay. Yeah, I get it. Why don’t you see your own butts? Oh, by the way. Oh no. My maternal grandfather on the Butt side of the family, Seymour Butts, he’s visiting the office today, and his doctor’s going to call with some important tests. Results. Really? Can you let me know if anyone calls, looking for a Seymour Butts? Of course, ugh, I will be ready, for that important call. Crap. I forgot it was take your grandfather to work day. And that is why, you should always take phone calls you receive seriously. Even if you think that call may be a prank call, because the truth is, you never know if your fridge is in need of repair, important donations of canned goods need to be made, or a lovely grandfather of one of your coworkers is waiting for important test results. Remember, phone calls are serious. So whenever you receive a phone call, make sure you take it seriously. Thank you. Let’s give this a shot. Hello. This is Mythical Entertainment Link Neal speaking, How may I help you? Yeah, I’m looking for Mike last name Roch. Okay. Hold on one second. I’m looking for Mike Roch. Has anybody seen Mike Roch? Don’t know how to find Mike Roch. We got you man, totally set you up with like multiple calls, and then David comes in, you’re like, I’m going to do a PSA, take these calls very seriously, because they’re You fool. Brilliant. That’s offensive.

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