Welcome to Good Mythical More. Let’s look at some baby animals and then see if we can identify what they become. But first let’s donate $1,000 to the Los Angeles LGBT center. You know, we partnered with them for quite some time. This fall, mythical crew is participating in the LGBT center’s big 5K in order to raise critically needed funds, that will leave a lasting impact on the community. Our goal is to raise $10,000, so please, if you’re able to, support team mythical and the Los Angeles LGBT center. by going to lalgbtcenter.org/mythical. All right. Hey guys. Hey. You guys like little tiny baby animals? Yeah. I love tiny little baby animals. Zoo Babies was one of my favorite books growing up. Zoo Babies. Zoo Babies? You didn’t read Zoo Babies? Am I familiar with Zoo Babies? Well, you know I was born a decade after you, so. I had a subscription to Zoo Books. Zoo Books? Zoo Books. And then I think there were Zoo Babies associated with that. You guys ever see the American Girl book about puberty? No. Oh yeah. I read it monthly. Yeah, yeah. We won’t be looking at… Every 28 days. I can’t even make that joke. I’m gonna show you a photo of a baby animal, and then I’m going to give you a three, two, one, and you’re gonna guess, what the animal grew into. Okie dokie. What the glow up was, if you will. I bet these are ugly babies. I mean, here’s the first one. I will say, there’s like a tinge of, could your dog bring this into the house throughout this exercise. But I will give you a hint that no, that would be very weird if your dog brought this into the house. So there’s a pretty big tail back there. Oh yeah. Cause at first I was going to say polar bear, just because it had, but I’m gonna say polar bear for all of them, for some reason. What is that? But what would have a tail that long? And the snout, is not, I mean, this is something that needs its mom, very badly, for a long time. I think I know what it is. This isn’t something that just pops out and starts walking around. Okay. Three, two, one. Sloth? Hmm. Rat? Muskrat. No. Surprisingly you were kind of on the right path with the polar bear, of it all, cause this is. Long tailed, long tailed Polar Bear. Wrong kind of bear. This is a type of bear? There is something weird about it, maybe. Koala? Yeah, no, sorry. Yeah, yeah you’re right. nope but your not. Yeah, Nope. Yeah, nope. No it’s a Panda. It’s a panda? It’s a panda bear. Pandas don’t have tails. Well maybe it’s the kind of tail that goes away, because I mean, humans have a little tail. Pandas eat their own tails when they’re babies? Yeah, that’s why they feed them that, yeah. Humans have a little tail in the womb, you know, before it’s like absorbed. Yeah, yeah, a little bit of a vestige. Yeah, a little vestigial action. Huh, they’re, when they’re born, they’re one nine hundredth the size of their mother, and they’re born pink, blind and hairless, which we obviously just saw. Yeah, Yeah. There was a little bit of hair. Pink, blind, and hairless. Little bit of blindness. Pink, blind and hairless. That sounds like a good bumper sticker. Yeah. Good band name too. Bumper sticker. Let’s take a look at this next one. Ah, well that right there, this one looks more obvious. This is a, it’s obviously a digging animal. Can’t remember what it’s called though, but I know what it is. What is this thing called? It doesn’t look like it has any ears. Okay. Okay I have a guess. Yeah, alright. Three, two, one. Anteater? A mole? It’s an anteater. Yes. See, that thing get big man. It’s crazy. I was like- Look at that snout. I was thinking anteater, but then I was like there’s no ears. But look, an anteater basically has just holes for ears. It doesn’t really have lobes. No, those are, there’s a lobe up there. Go back to the baby. Yeah, but of course the baby doesn’t have much of anything. Babies- I would’ve thought they would just have very, very small ears. And give me the anteater, now. How long you think a fully grown anteater tongue is? Fully grown tongue, I’d say… I’d say five feet. I’d say, let’s go with two feet. Yes, two feet. Oh. That’s the exposed part. I mean, you held up two feet, Link, and then you said five feet. Well that’s, that’s two feet. I was like, that, then I was like bigger than that, five feet. I think there’s three feet of tongue that stays inside, that nobody knows about. It’s called the extra tongue. You’re right. The inner tongue I don’t have the Secret tongue information on my worksheet. Right, so I am right. I, you know, did I tell you about my blind mole story? No, but. We were camping. Where on your body was it? Yeah. Did you get it removed? We were camping and a little mole, and we were with Ringo, and we were by the fire pit. And this mole came up and started like doing little circles, and we realized like, oh no, this is like, this is end of times, situation. This thing is blind, walked towards a fire and a dog. End of its time, or all of our time? Yeah. This is the sign of the apocalypse. Well, I mean, isn’t that the question we’re asking ourselves every day? But no, end of the mole’s time. And yeah Cassie had to get some- Burn him. Cook him right there on the fire. Soft meat. Yummy. Cassie had to get something and pick it up and like, go take it to you know, a ravine that was like 20 feet away. But when she did that, you would think that it would scurry its way. But no, it just continued to do little circles in the ravine. Oh well, this is sad. Well, wait what you need to do is you need to dig a hole and just shove it down in the hole a little bit and it’ll go. Okay, next time. No, cause it’s a Mole right? Yeah, it’s trying to get in the dirt. It’s looking for the hole. Well, what we did was, we went inside. Yeah, you just stopped thinking about it, until right now. He’s still probably out there going in circles. How about this baby? Put flour all over it and look for the wet spot. What? So like you’re finding a hole in a tire? Yeah. I know what that is. Ooh, that’s quite an angle on that thing. Is that the anus? I thought, big. It does appear to be the anus. Unfortunately, my facts say nothing about the anus. I think the anus is nine hundred times the size of a normal anus. It’s like human eyes, they come out full grown. They grow into their anuses. Grow into the anus. I know what this is. Three, two, one. Armadillo. Pangolin. Pangolin. What, Link? A Pangolin. It’s a good guess. It’s an Armadillo. It’s a good guess. It’s similar to the, is the pangolin a marsupial armadillo? I don’t have facts about the pangolin, but this is an armadillo. Oh, Armadillo. Man, what an amazing thing. Armadillo. If you could have armor like that, would you take it? What do you think armadillo translates into? it’s Spanish, so it would be arma-dee-oh but. Um, it is. Armed It is. Dildo. Padded, padded tank. What? A protected tank. What’s a dee-oh? Oh, I thought you said taint. Tank. So I would say, it’s armed- Protect the tank, too. Dee-oh. It’s a dee-oh. It’s a militarized rock. Armed, little armored one, is what it is. Little armored one. Little armored one. I just love them. You see, apparently, if you live in certain parts of Texas, you grow to hate them. I’ve heard that. Now, you were born down in Texas. Does your family have tales of armadillos? Like me, my dad was like, I knew a guy. Gather around children. Oh. And he’d go back in his backyard and there’d be like 50 in his backyard at night. I thought you meant their literal tails, and I was confused. If people collect tails. Yeah, yeah your dad wears that. Armadillo belt. Armadillo necklace. This is all the ones I’ve run over. Every armadillo, I draped a tail on my belt buckle. Every time. I have not heard an armadillo, I did hear that they are like everywhere, so that’s a big like roadkill item situation. You’d think with that armor, it wouldn’t matter, but. Speed bump, everybody wins. Um, yeah. I’ve heard- They didn’t evolve with cars in mind. Scorpion tales and tarantula tales, but I have not heard any armadillo tales. Tarantula tales? Tales of the tarantula. Tarantula tails. Yeah. Oh. What about this guy? Ew! That looks like a ThunderCat. Look at those- Look at those veins. In episode one, they were all naked, as I’ve told you. Oh yeah, this thing is awesome. That cheetah woman was completely naked, and she winks at you. She winked at me, at least, when I watched it. And then she put on clothes later on. This is tricky because that snout looks like a cat, but the eyes, it’s not, the ears, it’s not a cat. Oh my gosh, I have some actual good butt stuff to tell you about this thing. It looks like a vampire of some kind. One. Oh my gosh. It looks like a pig and a rat. A shaved pig rat. They poop in cubes, which apparently stops the poop from- Is that weird or something? From rolling off their marked territory of rocks or trees, and also. That’s cool. Their butt is their main form of defense. When a predator’s near, these big booty mammals dive down their burrows and block off the entrance with their butts. As their booties mainly consists of cartilage, they’re very resistant to scratches and bites. What is this thing? A cartilage booty that poops out cubes? That poops cubes. A cube pooper. What in the world? And it burrows. No, it’s in the trees. But it burrows and sticks its booty out. I don’t feel like- We’re gonna get this. I feel like this animal is in Australia or New Zealand, but maybe I’m wrong. Oh. Oh, I know what it is. I know it. I remember, it cause- I know what it is. My son got bitten by one. The cubed poops. Wombat. It’s a Wombat. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, what? Locke stuck his finger into a wombat cage and got bit. He stuck his finger right into the cage beside a sign that said, “Do not stick fingers in cage.” I wasn’t there. I mean, usually if there’s a cage involved, they don’t want you to, you know, go through the cage. But it went up and bit his finger off, and you don’t necessarily think that’s gonna happen. It could have bit his finger off, but he pulled it out quick enough. So let’s see it, is it? Yes. Yeah, they’re so cute as adults. Let’s talk about a transformation. Yeah, you think you’re going to feed that thing and then it just eats your finger. I don’t know why I wasn’t picturing a wombat to look like this. That is a cute, cube pooping mammal. And I remember the cubed poops. Can we see a picture of the cubed poop? We’ll work on- Wombat poop. On that, but in the meantime, what about this little cutie? Oh, he sleepy. He’s a sleepy little thing. I know what this is. I can tell by the shape of the head. Three, two, one. Squirrel. An otter. It’s a squirrel. Oh. Oh yeah, a squirrel, because of the tail. Look at that wombat poop. It looks like a piece of charcoal. How do you get it to be, man do you think we could do that? I think I could concentrate hard enough and maybe get one out. Right. You give me enough time and give me the right consistency of fiber. Just squeeze at the right time, you know. Be like, turn me, oh, turn me on my left, turn me on the right. Turn me on my right. Little squeeze, little squeeze. Put me on my back. Put me on my stomach. Put me on the toilet. I’ll put a cube in there. Quick reminder, Good Mythical Evening is coming up, so grab tickets while you can. It’s gonna be a live ticketed event for mature audiences only. So are you ready for this? Yeah. Are you ready for us to be no holds barred adults? Well, get your ticket for Good Mythical Evening. It’s going down on October 28th. We’re going to be pooping cubes all night. Goodmythicalevening.com. Okay, I’m gonna skip down. She’s going to skip down. One. I’m gonna skip one. All right To the down, you know what I’m saying Twinkie fingers? Twinksy fingers To the last one, cause I’m like, what? About this last one. So it’s a translucent, Is this some sort of- It’s a ping pong ball, that got stuck in a… This is an embryo. This could be one of us. I doubt you ever looked like that. Oh, I mean this could be anything. Any hints here? It’s a water creature? Yes. Amphibian, amphibian? Yes. Not this particular kind, but this would be something that if one lived in North Carolina and there was a creek nearby, you might want to catch these things to play with them. In this form? No. No. Catch them and play with them. Okay. Salamander? Yeah! Oh. But it’s a Chinese giant salamander. What the snack? Good gosh! It’s got a button for an eye! Have you not seen how big these are? Oh my gosh. You know how long that thing is, right? Is that thing laying on a blanket, or is that still part of it? How long do you think that is? I don’t know. I don’t have any point of reference. Guess. Five foot. Try again. How long is a giant salamander, six feet? Six feet, yeah. Yeah. Oh man, it looks like, you could walk on a rock. Good gosh. They didn’t evolve, like, with beauty in mind. That eye is not very functional. It can’t be. It doesn’t need to be. I mean, is that more of it underneath? Yeah, all that like floppy skin. I mean I shouldn’t be one to talk, but. It’s like if they killed Grimace and then you found him a few months later, buried like in underwater. That’s what would happen to Grimace. Slightly decayed, deflated Grimace. God. Button eyed Grimace has been found, everybody. He’s dead. Tickets on sale now for Good Mythical Evening, the live mature audiences only event happening on October 28th. Get yours at goodmythicalevening.com.