Welcome to “Good Mythical More.” We are going to put your concerns to rest. All of your questions that you’ve been afraid to ask related to the weights of all the different styles of Oreos and how they compare to other things. But first, we’re going to give a $30 gift certificate to the mythical.com store to Dustin Welch because. Dustin, with that baby! He repped that Mythical merch out in the wild at the hospital. He’s posed, could be posing with a random baby, or it could be his own. We don’t know. That is a doll, dude. Look at the mouth on that thing. I think it’s just open at the moment. No. You think it’s like a Cabbage Patch doll? That’s a freaking’, that’s a freaking doll. It’s one of those dolls that you get like your senior year when you’re trying to figure out how to take care of a baby? I mean, you’re a weird dude if you bring a baby doll into like a maternity ward. To the hospital, yeah. Of a hospital. That’s why we like you, Dustin, ’cause you’re weird. Dustin you are weird, man. $30 to you, doll. Yeah, no, congratulations on a realistic baby doll. All right. Break that. Let’s start with the thins. What do we have? What do we have here? We’ve got mega, double, regular, and thin. I’ve got some Oreos. So we know the order. We know that thin is going to be the lightest, but I just want to know, you know, how these things compare and then we’ll move into other types of comparisons. So let’s just see how many grams. Wait, wait, wait. Can we start with a regular Oreo? We gotta have a control group. Oh, I was just going with the lightest first. Start with the normal one. Let’s go, all right. Mr. magnificent estimator. I have no idea. I’m not a good with grams. Okay, I’ll change it. I have by the way, what Oreo claims. You want to change it to pounds? No, no, definitely not. That’s too low. Stevie, you have a guess? No, I don’t have a guess. I have what Oreo claims the weight of these things are. I want Rhett to guess because he’s good at this. I’m saying after you get the number, we’ll compare it to what Oreo says. I don’t know. I’m going to say. I’m gonna say three grams. Two grams. I don’t know how big a gram is. Yeah, we need a point of reference. I’m placing the Oreo now. 11 grams. What do they claim? They claim 11.3 and we also did. It just went to 12. When you said that, is there speakers? Is there a microphone? Is there a, is there a, is there an AI in this? It’s oscillating between 11 and 12, which means it’s probably just about right. I was going to say, we also did our own research and out of a random 10 Oreos, the average was 12 grams. So yeah, we’re in the right place. Wow, you guys really did your work. Okay, so now we can get into the guessing. But that’s 11 milliliters. What? Is it? Grams. That doesn’t make sense. Why did you say that with such confidence? Because it, ’cause I switched it to milliliters. Well, change it back to grams. Make sure it’s on grams because we’re about to do other ones and I want to make sure that this makes some sense. Okay, so a Thin. 11. Now a Thin is not just less cream. It’s also a thinner wafer, so. Oh wow, it really is. It’s crispy. I’m gonna say. Have you ever had one? Yeah. I haven’t. Let me have a regular Oreo, just. Yeah, let me have one too. Got half of one. I think that this thing. I think it’s the same. I think they’re denser. 11. It’s a lot closer than you would think than it is. I think it’s going to be eight. I’m sticking with 11. No change. Seven. Seven, there was a change. Probably because they’re thinner. Yeah, oddly enough, Oreo didn’t publish what the official weight was, but we found in our research it was seven. The second one is seven. Okay. And now. Oh, third one is eight. Seven, eight. A Double Stuf. Seven and a half. A Double Stuf is identical in wafer but has I guess approximately twice as much cream. Now, the last time that we were weighing Oreos, I just, I got in this head space where I was very adamant about something and turned out I was being stupid. I’m not making that mistake again today. 14 is my guess. I’m going to say. Oh no, 15, because it’s 11 or 12, 15. The mistake I made before was I forgot that the cookie stayed the same. It didn’t double. I think. I think it was more of a mind boggling mistake than that. I’m just going to go with 12. It’s negligible. I say it’s 15. 12. 15. 15, you nailed it, Rhett. Okay, now. Officially 14.5. Officially. But 15 is what we found. Okay, okay. Okay. With the Mythical Crew research. Mega Stuf. I couldn’t, I didn’t know there was a Mega Stuf. Same wafer size and approximately twice as much cream as a Double Stuf. So let me just see if I can do this with math. Whoops, broke that one. Four. Just want to look at how double and mega, if you want to see how that stacks up. I’ve literally stacked them up. I mean, mega seems like it’s superior. I mean, it makes a regular Oreo look sad. The Double Stuf becomes, it looks normal to me. 19. All right, let’s go. I’ll even measure yours. I’m no longer guessing. I’ve disqualified myself. 19. 19. All right, I mean guys, it’s pretty impressive, okay? It’s pretty impressive. Once you got a point of reference, you’re pretty good at this stuff. But let’s mix it up. Let’s start comparing the weights of Oreos to other creatures, like Twinkie. By the way, officially 18. I appreciate that Nabisco has. I just switched to 18 when you said that. Gone under. I landed between 18 and 19 based on my math. Mythical Crew found 19 as well. But I rounded up to 19. I’m just saying I appreciate when a company slightly under estimates how much their cookies weigh. You know what I’m saying? They’re not trying to prove anything. Okay, so I do appreciate that as well. Now we’re going to weigh them against other objects. Bring in a Twinkie. Yes. So I’ve got my own scale over here. Oh good. Let’s just make sure that it is in grams and it’s zeroed out. Bring it on over for the peeps. Okay, so I’m gonna hold this Twinkie. This is less about how much it weighs. It’s how many regular Oreo. Are you going to do different types of Oreos each time? Yes, I also have, I don’t have Twinkie on my, that was just, that is a snack, or, you know, something for, that’ll be a last round surprise. Last round? Yeah. Let’s start with the Yodelling Pickle, which is round one on my sheet. Here’s what we can’t do. The Yodelling Pickle? The Yodelling Pickle. Right here, here’s what we can’t do, Link. Sounds like Link. We recognized this before that this sounds like Link. So here’s what we can’t do. You can’t take this pickle and then start picking up other things and try to do a weigh it yourself because that wasn’t, that’s not fair. I have a specific question. I don’t understand. Yeah, I’m about to ask you a question. What are we doing? How many regular Oreos is this? What weighs more? Four regular Oreos or one Yodelling Pickle? What I’m saying is you can’t touch both of them because that’s cheating. Well, I’m touching these and you’ve already touched the Oreo. So you’re kind of half cheating. Well, no, I’m not. I’m saying I don’t you should be able to do that. I think you should be able to touch this and not touch those at the same time. And I don’t think you should be able to touch all four at the same time, because you’ve, now you’ve cheated ’cause now it’s not about estimation. It’s just about which hand is it. Well, I’m not going to be right about any of this. Okay, yeah, we’ll we’ll let you, we’ll let you do it with being able to touch both and I’ll just do it with just touching this. I mean, so if my memory serves me, an Oreo is 11 grams. So we’re talking 44 grams. Am I right? This is not going to, this is definitely not an easy, this is close. I’m going to say. 46. I’m going to say that the, man, those wafers are not very heavy. I’m going to say that the Yodelling Pickle weighs more. Yeah, 56. But if you make it yodel, it loses weight. It’s like the yodel exiting lowers the. Yodels have no weight. When the yodel left it, it remained 56 grams. That’s something, that’s a takeaway. Chew on that philosophically. So you, okay. Did you say which one weighed more? No. Did you even guess? I didn’t because I don’t believe in myself. Okay, well, you know what? The pickle weighed more so you were right by not guessing. Puka shell necklace. Puka shell necklace. Puka shell necklace. Again, don’t actually weigh those. Versus four, no five Mega Stuf. Yup. Five Mega Stufs. This is heavy. You keep telling me not to do something but I’m not doing anything. I don’t remember how much these weighed, but. That’s heavy. I can’t imagine that the Mega Stufs are heavier than this. I’m saying that this is heavier. And you know what? Okay, I know the answer and I believe it’s that you’re wrong by a long shot. Okay, that is 94? 94 grams. Of course I know I cheated, but I’m just, I’m just a guy who’s seeing if I can feel how much things weigh. Oh, it’s only 61, okay. Yeah, I was way off. Let me feel those. Yeah, see? That’s weighty. There’s so much weight. Oh, Mega Stuf. There’s so much weight in that. Oh yeah. In the icing, is that what you call it? You discovered the same thing that I’ve discovered, which is you can really tell the weight of something by experiencing the inertia of it. Cupcake. A cupcake versus four Mega Stuf. I’m curious. I mean, this is thrilling, what we’re doing right now, but I am curious what your personal favorite Oreo is out of the Oreo choices. Definitely Mega Stuf. Really? Visually it’s the Mega Stuf. I would go higher than Mega if they did it. I love the cream. Okay, so you prefer a higher ratio of cream to cookie. Oh yeah. Me too. I’m American. Really? I’ve never had them though. Go big or go home. I like to. Oh yeah, that’s great. I like to have, I like to do the pull apart situation in which the cream for a normal Oreo goes on one side and then you have a blank side on the other side, and then you can like, choose do I want cream now or do I not? I like that. I just think I don’t like this. I only like this. You don’t like the cookie part at all. Link wants something just to release cream. Oreos cream. I’ve said it before, I believe. I think I’m consistent. I say this weighs more. Four of them. I haven’t touched that and you haven’t touched this. I’m not gonna touch it. I think this weights more by like five or six grams. I think this is five grams more. I am at 76. 91. Oh crap. Yeah. That’s a dense, oh good gosh. That’s why you should be handling this and that’s how you’ll know. It’s easier because you now have a point of reference for the Oreos, but not handling this you have no idea. I want to make it difficult for myself. Okay. Soggy diaper. This is also my favorite kind of cupcake. Thank you for thinking of me. There’s a soggy diaper over there? Oh wow. It’s not that soggy. Oh goodness. Versus. How many of Thin Oreos do we have here? 25, 25. Have you seen this trend on TikTok, just to bring TikTok up again. 25. Of parents who like have videos of their kids, of their little babies who are taking a poo? Like. That’s my favorite trend. Is it their face? It’s just a close up of the poop coming out. God. Right? No, it’s supposed to be like babies wear diapers so they take poos no matter where they are or what they’re doing and then, and they don’t vocalize it, so you could just like see on their face what’s going to happen. And it’s supposed to be like, oh, isn’t that funny? The baby just took a crap. Like. Oh yeah, okay. Kind of like Chaster Bunny when he opens the eggs? Yeah. All right. I’m not a fan of the trends. I would like to tell TikTok to please stop serving me trends videos on my feed. I don’t see how this could be. 25 Thins are heavier than this. Yeah, this is a lot heavier. I can’t imagine that being that heavy. This is 78 grams. They’re including the plate. 262 grams. 262. I zeroed it. Okay. All right, so not even close. Yeah, ’cause that’s negative two. Not even close, guys. You gotta make this more difficult. What’s next? A single quarter. A single quarter versus a single Oreo. One Thin Oreo. I think a quarter weighs more. Man. Zero out my. I’m going out on a limb. I think they weigh exactly the same. Hmm. What did I say? Quarter weighs more Eight. Six. Seven. Eight, seven, eight, seven, eight, eight, eight. So you said this weighed more. You is wrong because this is a little bit, a little bit less. Six and then eight. Who would’ve known? No one knows except for us. So if you’ve got. You can just bring it up in conversation. A bunch of quarters in your pocket and you want to know what it feels like to have a bunch of Oreos, Thin Oreos in your pocket, just add a quarter. Insert a quarter into yourself. Craig? What? Craig is next. Oh, Craig, Craig. Craig, okay, so I’m going to zero this out. You can put Craig on a plate. No, don’t do that. Just touch it, yeah. If you hold it, it turns off. Okay, okay. Oh gosh. Would you like to place him? No. And what’s the question? I will touch him. An entire family size package of regular Oreos and an entire family size package of Double Stuf Oreos. There’s no way Craig weighs more than this. This is freaking heavy. Craig is dense, bro. He’s full of stuff. When’s the last time he pooped, Jenna? Hopefully not, hopefully very recently so it doesn’t happen on me. Don’t you have a spreadsheet? I mean, he pooped last week. Yeah, and she spreads his poop all over it. Last week. Okay, he pooped last week. That’s how she knows. He’s due for another poop. It’s just a notebook that she puts his poop in. Does he poop like once a week? Yeah, usually a couple days after he eats. So he’s probably working up a poo. A family size. I haven’t, I’m going to feed him like tomorrow. Okay, so he hasn’t eaten in a while. But that’s just like the weight of a mouse. That’s not that much. Double Stuf family size versus regular Oreos family size? No, and family size. So both of those, right? I don’t know how the, how heavy those are. He does not weigh this much. He’s not, he’s pretty happy with what you’re doing with him. I mean, he’s such a cool cucumber. Does he yodel? I think that you’re probably right. I think that Craig, so I can’t, I’m not gonna be able to read the scale so you got to get your face in there really close and read the scale, Link. He’s looking at me. What’s it say? What’s it say? 34 grams. 123.4. 123. Put him back on there. This is 1,181 grams. So we’ve blown it out of the water. I think we were, this was 1000 and something. There’s no way this is 124 grams. He’s a giant snake. Go again. I can’t read it. Okay. Well now we’ve ruined it. We’ve ruined it. He’s not happy anymore. Maybe pick up the plate and him and smush it together and then put it down. Oh, there we go, there we go, there we go. Okay. Hold on. 1,234. He’s getting all over the Oreos now. He weighs more than both of these. Okay, thank you, Jenna. Thank you, Craig. Why don’t you just put him around your neck? By how much? If you like him so much. Keep him around your neck. How much, how much was that? Are you willing to do that? Did I say that I liked him so much? I just want, I’m willing to touch him ’cause I’m not a baby. 1182. Am I a baby, Stevie? Hey Rhett, Rhett, you did a good job touching Craig, Rhett. 1,182, I say. Thanks, Stevie. Craig weighed more. So he weighed more. So we were both wrong. I mean, you would ever have guessed that? Grab that. Are you telling me yes, he weighs more than that? His weight is spread out in a cylinder. And he’s moving around? So it’s very deceptive. It’s like a serpent. A deceptive serpent. We’re not done, huh? I mean, you know, I feel like you can just eat those Oreos and we can call it a day. Oh good, thank you. What about this milk, though? Join us on October 28th for the big one night only and mature audience only event. “Good Mythical Evening.” Get tickets at goodmythicalevening.com.