MB 42: Why Are You Wearing That?

Whoa! You join a soccer league? No. Why? The soccer outfit? I just think it looks good. I don’t think that’s allowed. What do you mean? I don’t think you could just wear a soccer uniform if you’re not playing soccer, that seems dishonest. Well, I think that’s a bit extreme. I just like the way it fits. This whole thing seems very disrespectful to actual athletes. What about athleisure wear? I mean you don’t have to be coming from a yoga class to wear yoga pants. This is totally different. You’re actually wearing the shin guards. I’m respecting the ensemble. I won’t allow it. You need to change. Who do you think you are? My coach? Like I told you, I’m not a soccer player. I’m not your coach but right now, I’m the referee of this office and I’m giving you a yellow card for this whole thing. Well, good thing I’m not playing soccer. Okay. That’s it, if you’re not gonna change, I’m leaving. I can’t put up with this. Oh! Oh! Ow!

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