Welcome to Good Mythical More. How easy is it to tell a hot sauce just by smelling it? Well let us tell you after smelling it, But first. let’s take a new selfie face. This one is Mufasa just died. Am I Mufasa? I think we just… Or maybe I’m just sad. I was happy Oh my God. That scene is so freaking sad. Do you remember that scene? That the stamp in I think I might have pushed it out And he’s in the middle and it’s like, Danny, Yeah, I mean I … Could just cry right now Hey, but you know, what did you see? There’s a kid named after you, Stevie. Yeah. Cute kid. But… He Got the devils tower. I think they left. they left them at devil’s tower though. I think that’s where all Stevie’s are taken at a young age. The devil’s tower is known for baby sacrifices. So. That makes sense. I do feel like that’s what they were implying with their wheel video. Things have gotten more. You Guys ready to smell some hot sauces and tell me via the smell What they are. certainly So we’ll smell in sequence. Close your eyes. Cheat. Well, as you can see, we can’t. No, no. I didn’t see it. Your guy upside you. As Can see, I can’t see, he can still see? No, I did see it but I can smell it and I already know what it is and I think you’re gonna know anyway. What? Okay. I can smell it from here and tell what it Is but you’ve looked at it. Well, it was slid in early. Oh, see what? See what he did. He blamed you that that’s not right. You shouldn’t take those It was McKayla’s fault. I don’t even know who I’m looking at but you shouldn’t take that I’ll Describe it to you. It’s a… oh, I’ve already smelled it. And I know what it is. Oh, can you pass it to me? Whoo! that is… is it’s vinegary. Super vinegary. Ooh, This is not looking good. The way you’re passing it. Slide it on the ground. Put it on the ground put it on the ground. Is it not level? As you can see, I can’t but he can. Put on the desk Okay. All right. He looked at it. Why is he even smelling it? I just wanted to confirm that it is… all right lets do the three, two, one. Three, two, one. Tabasco sauce Tabasco sauce I mean everybody knows that. Urgh,I had something horrifying happened to me with Tabasco sauce last night Actually. Oh god, red? Was It at devils tower. I was giving it back to you It was last night at devils tower Somebody brought another baby up. And you were like…you threw Tabasco sauce on the parents You know, I enjoy like a spicy cocktail, you know? Yeah you did. And you gotta be careful where you order a spicy cocktail. I will say Cassie was the one to initiate this order at a place where you shouldn’t order anything that takes, you know, mixology knowledge of any kind. Show Me a spicy margarita. We Don’t do mixology Well. Pub. Yeah. And I was already… and the drink making took place in front of me which I wish it hadn’t. There was a heavy horror of triple zec and then to make it spicy, he did pour in a bunch of Tabasco sauce With the triple sec. What kind of cocktail did you ask for Spicy Margarita. Spicy margarita. But I will say… What’s in a margarita? he also put some orange juice but you know, in the end it actually wasn’t that bad. Maybe you thought you said spicy mama Surprise me. Yes. That is how you make one of those. So that does track. but I don’t know, There’s something about watching a man pour Tabasco into orange juice and triple sacked it It just doesn’t, it’s… it’s kind of like this, right? Yeah. That’s what it looked like. Okay. Okay. Now. Okay. No one can see now let’s go with the next one. I’ll let you go first this time. What. Oh yes. Yes. What? Yes, yes, yes, yes. I believe I know what this sauce is. Yes. Well, I got to get my Tabasco hand out of the equation. Yes I believe I will begin wearing ropes. this is almost black peppery. I thought I had it and now I’m losing it. I’m gonna go with my initial instinct. Okay. three, two, one. Tapatio Cholopia That was a close one but it was indeed Tapatio. Oh, you’re right. I can, I can tell now. I said Tapatiya which is I think incorrect it’s Tapatio. you said you want to start wearing robes. Tapatio. You went For the female version of the Tapatio. I will say that I have been on Amazon three to four times under searching robes. Cause I just feel like I’m getting… you are under searching robes. Yeah. I looked at the results of searching robes on Amazon. That is a strange way to say I was Googling under search. I was under a pile of robes. You know. I don’t like when anybody sees me on Amazon you were shopping for robes. But no… Am I talking to Daniel? You gotta be this it’s very distinct. I was perusing rubs. I did not necessarily have intention to buy yet. I wanted to imagine myself in one. I do get it though. I’ve started thinking more about robes. We have a… I thought by just wearing a robe around the house… A couple of robes… I’ve tried wearing a robe around the house and sometimes it works. works for what? I’ve worn a robe to a grocery store before. I don’t know if I would do that. I did it just because it was like a Jeff Lebowski thing to do And I had on a robe and then I needed to go to Ralphs. I was like, he went to the Ralphs, he was wearing his robe and his slippers. Why can’t I go on my robe and slippers? I want to see what it feels like. my kids were there with me I do believe that is the reason that I’ve been thinking thinking about robes because I’ve kinda got a Lebowski thing That’s happened with the top part of my face or just my whole head. that’s like your opinion man. Yeah. And I was like, Jeff Bridges seems to be one of the more content individuals. And so.. It’s a good idea. You’re the look and the age for it. Let’s just make that happen But should I go this loud? This is…it’s very soft. I think that’s a good one. How about this robe, this tie and nothing else? Well, I’m staying out of it at this point. Right now on the internet. So we want to put that blindfold now? No, I want to look at The next sauce before I smell it. All right. Now maybe I can like feel the label. I mean, it is a long label. celery? Why is there so much freaking celery in that? Tell me if you smell celery. maybe a little. I don’t know. Let me try again. Hold on. I believe I know it. And if I don’t know it, I believe I know the family. the family? what Family That makes hot sauce? Oh, it’s that original scent that gets me. Okay. Three, two, one. Franks. Franks. I was going off of at your hint What do you mean the family? Yeah,Once he said family, I was like, okay It must be Franks, cause… The Franks family? I took you to mean there’s different types of Franks but like Tabasco. It could be… There’s a couple of Tabascos. It could be like Texas Pete. It’s that type of sauce. It’s That classic hot sauce hot sauce. You know what I’m saying? A lot of celery there. Oh, let me remind you. We have these Plushies you can only get them by being a mythical society. Third degree member. You got to sign up for 3rd degree quarterly or annual by December 31st to get these. mythicalsociety.com. Tokyo? That was my nickname in high school. whoooooo! Oooh hey! see when that, when it really happens, you feel really good. That’s why you get both of them as a set. Now, if you get these, there’s a one in 1 million chance that you’ll get The one that’s me in a robe and nothing else. Cool. Yeah. Okay. We want to leave that down. Bring them down. Smell it up. All right. You do the honors first It’s not anatomically correct though. So don’t get excited. Okay. It’s just a flat… But if it were, it would also be to scale. Oh, this isn’t.. for you. It’d be a 1:1 scale is what I’m trying to say. The size of the Plushies Wiener would be… is the size of your wiener I thought you meant the size of the Plushies is the size of my Wiener. No. the consistency of the Plushy is the consistency of your Wiener. I mean I know it. It’s actually a talking point that.. No comment We had for the Plushies. I know what that is friends, I know what that is. I feel like I’m going to get a queen suite today in the hot sauce categories. Yep. Yeah. You did. I would’ve gotten that Tabasco. It was so easy. but we’ll never know because you cheated. Yeah that’s right. It’s tainted forever. The more I smell it. The harder this gets it’s like, let me clear. Okay. three, two, one. Cholula. Cholula. Yeah You’re right. Yeah. It has a… it’s funny how so much of the taste of a hot sauce is in the smell. Like I’m just realizing that these just smell exactly like they taste. I guess there’s something about peppers, They just… they really just hit that olfactory. Okay, Let me ask you this wood boy. the wood cap in a Cholula bottle. What kind of wood they working with? That’s a great question. Yeah. It’s not a super pricey wood but it’s not pine because pine would be too.. It would influence things a little bit too much but it’s not a maple because that’s whosh! You’re not even talking about Mexico. Why you not even talking about Mexico? Do I know the Mexican woods? Do you know the Mexican woods? Well, the Mexican woods, I mean, listen the border between us and Mexico is a human construct. It’s all the same land. Well, that’s a good point. Oak. I think it’s driftwood. like washing off on the Baha shores. It’s Beech. Beech wood There’s some oak here but I don’t think there’s Oak down there in mexico. Oh, Mexican oak is one of my favorite oaks The cap was designed that way to differentiate it from the others But then also to represent the craftsmanship behind the product. Well mission accomplished works. I mean, that wood top you’re like, this is special. I mean, I feel like I should save this bottle. It’s like a door nob. got nothing but Cholula bottles in one cabinet Cause I’m like, I can’t throw this away because of the wood thing. It’s like a door to hot sauce land. Yeah. We’ve got more sauces. Yeah, let’s. Do a couple more. Okay. Especially if you think you’re going for a queen suite. Well, I feel like I’ve run out of options at this point. Oh wow. Okay. Well you got that one easy. No I didn’t. I just got tired of playing maybe. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa Now. Just take a few deep Tenzin rest. The more you smell it, the more confusing it gets. That’s what I’ve learned. The more you smell it, more confusion It gets something Matthew McConaughey would say in his book or something in his audio book. It’s super familiar but I’ve lost it The more confusing it gets. All right. You still smelling it buddy? Okay the Queens suite… The queens suite is on the line. This is over I believe. Okay. Three, two, one. Tomatiya. Sriracha Oh, Sriracha It’s Sriracha The garlic man. Wow we’ve really… Yeah it’s so obvious now that I smell it. You’ve really done yourself in, I’m surprised man Yeah me too cause this one is just as easy as all the rest of them You know what, all right, keep the blind fold down try to redeem yourself. they sell 20 million bottles of Sriracha every year and they make 200 tons per week. I thought you were going to say they sell 20 million bottles and they make 2 million bottles. Yes. A lot of unhappy customers. Yeah, a lot of people waiting long lines Smell at that Where is it? Where it should be. You know, if this is all we did then we can just call the show smell at that. We’re going to smell at that what’s smell about that. Yeah. We would say that. And we say, you know what time it is? It’s time to… Have you seen that show where those guys smell things. It’s called smell at that. It smells so many barrels. You done? Yeah. I’m not certain about this one either. I smell celery here. but I have a guess. Okay. three, two, one’. Texas Pete. Texas Pete. Yeah. Mine was kind of a guest too but… It’s similar to Frank’s but different. Yeah, Franks it doesn’t smell as good as Franks. It’s celary stuff man, that’s what I’m saying. No, we’re under the Texas Pete from ’99 Boom. Shout them out. To get the Rhett and link Plushies, join 3rd degree, quarterly or annual by December 31st. visit mythicalsociety.com for details.