MB 49: The Problem With TV Movies

Finally got around to watching “The Godfather” last night. Oh, it’s so good. What was your favorite part? Probably when they went to the Olive Garden. What are you talkin’ about? You don’t remember? The mafia guys, they go to the Olive Garden and the employees are so intimidated that they offer ’em all the soup, salad, and breadsticks that they can eat, all at an affordable price. I’m pretty sure that that’s something they do at Olive Garden for everybody. What did you watch this on? Same place I watched “Jaws.” I also watched “Jaws” for the first time. Richard Dreyfus, so good, right? So good. So it was Flo. Flo? From Progressive. Flo from Progressive is not in “Jaws.” She insured the boat so that when Jaws attacked it, they were completely covered. I think you might be watching these movies on a streaming service with ads. Must’ve been the director’s cut, like in “Titanic,” when Jake from State Farm shows up and saves everybody? That does not happen. That’s a commercial that you must have watched while you were watchin’ the movie. Well, if Jake from State Farm doesn’t show up like a good neighbor, then what happens? Did you have finish the movie? Well, it was so long and it seemed like Jake had it under control.

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