Welcome to Good mythical More Hey, it’s Thanksgiving. Let’s find out what members of the mythical crew suck at. Hmm, I think I understand what you meant by that, but first let’s do a new selfie face. This one is why do I have toasters for hands? Oh gosh, are we going to have to do some twinkle fingies? Like I assume these are going to be replaced, right? Right? Toaster hands. All right, get that out of here, let’s bring in the crew. Bring in the crew! They have told us things that they suck at. And by the way, you want to hang us on your Christmas tree? Or hang us wherever you hang holiday ornaments, then get the Rhett and Link holiday ornaments. Look at these things. They’re here, guys. You want to break them out? Happy Thanksgiving. You want to play with them? Oh, heck yes. Thanksgiving. Listen, go to mythical.com to get these, they’re limited edition Rhett and Link ornaments. This is when you should start thinking about Christmas stuff any earlier, something’s wrong with you, but now you can do it, okay. Welcome guys. We’ve got Taylor, Maisie, Dave and Mindy and Kiko. Welcome to Good Mythical More. We’re going to read things that you suck at and then try to guess which one of you sucks at this particularly These are solid. Feel how heavy you are. it’s so funny, cause I heard you say Kiko, but I can’t see him. Oh, there he is! Whoop! There’s a Kiko! Hey you want a little Kiko? Whoop! You want a lot of Kiko? Well, you’re going to have to DM him. Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey hey! None of that. I don’t know what I’m saying, Kiko. Feel how heavy that is. It’s fragile. They’re very substantial. You’re making David nervous. Yeah. David handcrafts these Paint them myself. And it’s now listen, I got to say, it’s very convenient that this comes as Rhett and Link, cause if you were just to get this one, people might think you just have white Jesus on it. So I mean, you know, that’s me. Okay. That’s just me. All right, let’s put these in there, read ’em and weep. Someone sucks at rolling their R’s I quickly learned in high school Spanish class that I could not roll my tongue to pronounce R’s properly. No matter how hard I try. To this day, I sound more like a garbage disposal. No bueno, ha! See that little Spanish joke Can you roll an R? Yes. Wow, you can roll an R when there’s not even an R. Let’s see. I think it has to do with mouth shape. Like there’s something about, something, about how your mouth is built, that you can’t roll an R. But here’s the confusing thing, I’m going to tell you right now and blow your mind. We got two people who can’t roll their R’s. There’s another one in here. Blew my ornamented mind I cannot for the life of me, roll my R’s. Upside down smiley face emoji. So really, I think we got to go with who made the no bueno joke and who did the upside down smiley face. That’s really what we’ve got to go on. No Bueno. I mean the no bueno is kind of this fun little comedic flare at the end. This could, I could smell a writer there. Maisie? Hand it to her, let’s see how it looks. Try that one on for size. Oh yeah, turn it around that way I can. Let’s see here, I don’t know. Can you just read that in? Rolling, my R’s Hey! Hey! She fell for it. I got her, y’all! Maisie! We can’t change it now. I totally got it. I forgot that you set us up for tricks. I don’t know, Taylor, let’s see here. You know, I don’t, I haven’t, I just don’t have any, I got nothing to go on. I mean, I feel like this is either Taylor or Kiko. But there’s two of them. So how do you feel about that for just right now? We know we’re going to change this one. Sure, sure. Yeah, we’re going to have to play matter of elimination because I got nothing. Grocery store baggies I suck at opening the little plastic baggies for veggies and meats at the grocery store. It always takes forever. Yeah. I feel you. Yeah. Yeah. You gotta rub, you’ve got to rub, rub. Is it? There’s a rub and then a blow right? You can rub, rub and blow. Rub and blow. You can rub and blow, You don’t want to blow in your bag that then you’re putting your produce in. I found just rubbing works fine for me. One time an elderly lady saw me struggling and said, I should have wet my hands on the cabbage and then try it because I have extremely dry hands. I do! Just wet your hands on the cabbage? Elderly woman, wet hands on the cabbage. Is it worse than licking your own hands? I think it is to touch the cabbage, That’s somebody else’s cabbage. Maybe, maybe You should touch the cabbage you want to buy though. Yeah. Yeah. Touch the cabbage you’re going to buy. If you’re buying cabbage, you don’t need to lick, you don’t need to get cabbage wet. It’s just a rub. Grocery store baggies, huh? Everybody hold up their fingers. Extremely dry hands. Who’s got to driest hands. I just moisturized, so. Oh, okay. Okay. All right. Kiko, your hands are shiny. That’s good. That’s good. That’s good, that’s good for bags. Let me see your hand, I bet you got a shiny hand cause, you got a sweaty hand. I mean relatively. It’s definitely not Kiko. I’m not saying your hands are sweaty. I’m just saying they’re shiny. They’re shiny. Yeah. There’s no correlation there. And it says I have extremely dry hands. I think this might be a Mindy situation just because of the, not, not because, because of the way you looked at your hands, when he said that, I mean, listen, they don’t look dry from here. I’ll tell you one time we had, we were doing something with Shay Mitchell and it involved scratching right here. And I scratched and it got white and just look of horror on her face at the dryness of my arm skin. It was just like one of the more embarrassing things that’s ever happened. When someone with just perfect skin, Just laughs at you for your dry, for your dry skin. Kind of belittling. Yeah, I mean, I think about it daily. Ashy, I think they call that. Ah, rhyming. Someone’s bad at rhyming. Eeny, meeny, miny, moe. When it comes to rhyming, I just don’t have a clue. What? I’ve never heard of this. That might be Maisie, there we go. There we go. We gotta move the R’s. We gotta move that to Kiko. You know she’s a writer for the show, right? Have you seen all the titles for our show? A lot of rhyming in the titles. Yeah I know, but the comedic placement gave a clue I mean that took knowing what would rhyme and what wouldn’t rhyme. Right But you just had to give her a little time, see how that works. Alright, so give that to David, he’s right. He’s trying to take credit for it. That’s what you’re saying. I’m just trying to help you guys out. Yeah. Yeah. He’s right, yeah, there you go. Okay. Okay. David, you don’t know how to rhyme things? I know how to rhyme things No, you don’t. Alright, now who else we got. Hold on, but I will say, I mean, okay. At what age did you, did you learn English? Like six. Okay. All right. Okay. I was watching Friends since I was six though, shouldn’t be watching Friends when I was six. Yeah, they don’t rhyme in Friends. I have to assume it’s more difficult to rhyme in, in, in your not first language. Yeah. It’s gotta be more difficult to access like the rhyme zone in your mind. You’re not first language. Not first language. Is that the official term? David, how do you say it? Not, not my first language? Yeah. Yeah. English is my second language. Yeah. Yeah Not first. I think that’s how you say it. Shuffling cards. Touch the cabbage. I can’t shuffle cards unless I first touch a cabbage. Have you seen that in Vegas? This is why we have cards Every poker table in Vegas has a head of cabbage in the middle. And it’s it’s for the dealer, to wet their hands. They got those little things that you can wet your hand on. Every mail room should have a head of cabbage. Right. There’s a cabbage surplus. They should be doing something with it. Who can’t shuffle cards? Pretty good. It’s satisfying, but it wasn’t great. This is it. Oh, that’s satisfying. I give that. Give it a six out of 10. Let’s see your hands again. This is all about the hands And move your fingers around. Who’s having the most trouble? Let’s see. Kiko’s holding back on his fingers moving. This is a, now this is a fine motor skill. I don’t have fine motor skills. So I always struggle with like fine motor skills. Like shuffling cards are difficult for me as well. Taylor your handwork is, is a nice dude. Let’s see that again. Alright I mean, it’s like, you waving hello or bye, I can’t tell. Both. Either way. It’s like aloha. I mean, by process of elimination, this would be Maisie. What else should we know about Maisie? She likes, she likes camping. She likes waking up in the wilderness. She can’t roll her R’s. she can roll her R’s. Oh yeah. Again, this is not helping me. Alright, this is the last one. Maisie, why don’t you come on up here and shuffle these cards? And if it turns out our official turns out, you can roll your RS and shuffle cards, watch out now. Okay. Alright. Okay we’re having some trouble. I’ll show you guys. A little bit of a slow start here. What are you thinking? What, you’re going to show us what? You got to get them lined up. Like you got to get them really lined up. Step right up to get your cards. Well okay, do you want to know how many things you did wrong? When I saw Link do it , he did his thumbs. Yeah. Yeah. You did it. I was showing you how to do it. I’m sure that somebody could do that. Step right up and watch me shuffle cards. Is that what you said? Get your cards. You’re going to try again, huh? No, I think I shouldn’t. Everybody’s got to look stupid, you’re just first. You just take this, and head of cabbage on your way out. They were shuffled Alright, yeah, yeah. You’re right. They did shuffle. They shuffled. They were placed in a different order. Okay, let’s start with Taylor over here. Can you roll your R’s? I cannot roll my R’s. Can you try for us? Like say Randy ravages, the rojas. Yeah, or anything that starts with an R, that you’re comfortable saying. So actually in Spanish class, I was given the name, instead of Taylor, I was given the name Tolero, It’s Tolero ,but the R has to be rolled and I can’t do it. So I’m like, you picked of all names? Tolero Yeah Terrero. Like rojas. I can’t do it. It sounds like that. Yeah. Well, you’re going to, you’re going to need to work on that, You sound like a snake. I had the comedic flare. Okay, alright, so we’re technically not right. I mean, I mean, we were riding kind of right, but not completely right. Maisie, either you’re one of two people here who can’t shuffle cards or you are the person who can’t shuffle the cards. I think I proved that I cannot shuffle. Alright. I think we gotta wait on the rhyming because I feel, I feel like that’s a good, closer. Oh, okay, okay. Let’s go for some more rolling RS. Kiko, is this you? Right? Is that close? I mean, I mean, it almost happened. It sounded like it was coming out of the nose. Oh yeah. Hear it again? Yeah. I mean, it’s a little, you gotta connect. Its, Hard. Hard? To do? Yeah. It’s very hard. It’s not easy. How hard is it? Alright, we might be in queen sweep territory here. Is that yours? This isn’t me. I can’t roll my R’s, I forgot that I was also bad at this thing. Okay alright, So Kiko was demonstrating that he can roll his R’s. Yeah, he can. So I think we got to switch, Mindy, touching that cabbage. Do elderly people like to talk to Dave or Kiko? I’m not sure who has the advantage there. I think Kiko’s rhyming, I think David has grocery store bags and I think Mindy’s R’s. Alright switch them up. Mindy, are we right or wrong. You’re right. Give us an attempt. Okay. So I really want to say this word, Cardi B says it like all the time, on paper it’s okurrr. But when I say it it’s occurred. Yeah. How do you do it? Okurrr? Must be nice. Listen, if we were, if you were to do , and we sped it up, you would sound like you were rolling your R’s. I’ll try that, thank you. Alright, David, you want to touch the cabbage. I do not want to touch cabbage. Kiko probably would. So elderly people come up and try to give you tips on touching cabbage. I think she felt really bad for me. Cause I was sitting there for at least a minute. Yeah. Did you touch the cabbage at that point? Yeah, I did. I caressed the cabbage. Oh no. I took the cabbage. I took the cabbage. So she made you buy a cabbage. Well, I was going to buy the cabbage anyways. I just kind of bought it first. But you know what? Cabbage is the cheapest and the wettest vegetable, you know? I think that’s why, that’s why for pound pound. Like a head of lettuce? Oh, cabbage man, is cheaper than lettuce, last time I checked. And finally, David, what rhymes with, you’ve got a list of words. I’ve got a list of words that have been proven to have rhymes Before you guys say this, this was assigned to me. I did not submit this, Chase knows I was bad at rhyming, He decided to assign this to me. Do you want to end this right now. No, I believe this is wrong, but I’ll let you guys judge. We will be the judge of that. He’s wrong. Okay, daughter. Hold on now, what does rhyme with daughter? Quarter? Slaughter Slaughter The first one in my mind was scooter, I knew that was wrong. Alright, if you’ve been to any Southern town during the winter months. Okay. Season. Bison. He said bison Alright, we got a point in column Chase. Season, treason. Oh yeah, that would’ve been a good one. Wait, wait, what was your setup for that? Jesus is the reason for the season, is every department store in every department store. You said something about if you’ve been to the south a season During the winter months, I didn’t know what he meant either. Well I didn’t want to give it away? The man can’t rhyme. What you’re doing, just confused him. Crystal. Bristle. Okay, bristle? You know what, he’s like Eminem. it’s not quite, it’s just, it’s a near rhyme. It’s more creative that way, nobody wants to say pistol to rhyme with crystal Or gristle. Right. But I mean gristle isn’t technically. No. But it still works. We’ll give you that one. Yeah. That’s good, man, you can rhyme. This is also an on the spot thing, which is tough. You’re doing great. Thank you. Alright, lyrical. Spherical He can rhyme! I’m proud of ya! Chase you hear that, that was like two seconds. Hey, keep going, you have a whole list of words. Hyena. Vagina. Yeah, baby, that’s it! We found it, we found it. Hyena, vagina. Make your holiday season more Mythical with the Rhett and Link holiday ornaments available now at mythical.com.