Welcome to Good Mythical More. If you love being naked and you’re interested in doing it in different scenarios, well, we’re going to help guide you in the right direction. Yeah. You’ve come to the right place, but first let’s play. Ready, Pet ,Go! Where we look at a pet submission to #gmmreadypetgo and we decide what your animals’ name is. This one’s from Jackie Wayne. Jackie Wayne, named that cat. Oh, reading the Book of Mythicality. That’s a peaceful looking. I’m just going with the fact that it’s a black cat, midnight. Hmmm, Sammy, proper names’ Sandwich, but goes by Sammy Edgar Meowlen Poe That’s cute. Okay. Ah, What do you think they actually call him? Ed? PO. I think it will be good. But everybody’s like PO for sure. Meow po. I’m finding myself What are you crazy? actually enjoying looking at cats now. Like where are you at on your cat journey? Because Sokka is um.. I’m not on a cat Journey. He welcomes me every morning I have yet to begin it Yeah, I mean, He’s doing good He’s liking me. He, he won’t jump up on my lap, but he will insist that I pet him on his terms, which is on the floor. Yeah. Okay. Well, good for you. All right, Nakedness. Barbara! Naked scenarios. Barbara is always naked. We need more nakedness Yeah. Barbara hates Link’s cat. We did establish that. Ooh, it was bad. Last time she was over there. Okay. So I’m going to give you a scenario. You’re going to tell me if it’s better clothed or naked. Like for instance cooking, which Link, I don’t know if you do clothed either Maybe this, maybe this will unlock cooking for me. I, that seems bad. That’s a no go I’m thinking of like grease spatter on the pitter patter. You know what I’m talking about?? Here’s what I’ll say about that. Just an apron. Now that’s something I’d do. Justin in an apron. Just in apron, because you’ve got, you’re protected from, like. Did you say, that’s something I do? It’s something I would do. Oh, “Would” do, okay. No there will be no wood. Okay But mm, okay unless I was making beans! No I had plans to be naked in the house. More often once the children are gone, you know, something I’m working up towards. I like that idea for me, but I’m going to warn you before I come over. Well Thank you. Yeah Yeah. Swimming is I know. Not going to be on your list, but let me tell you right now, naked swimming is the best swimming and it’s just yeah It’s so, much better than having any clothes on. Do you know why it’s so good? Because you feel like you are the pool. Like the body of water is an extension of, of your person, it feels like. I think it takes you as close as you can get back to being The womb? In the womb. You were in liquid and it was just all over you and you’re sucking it in and stuff. I don’t actually, I don’t know how it works. I think it went to the cord but that’s why I think it’s good It’s being touched. On every outer square inch of your body at once that’s the beauty of naked swimming you gotta try it, you gotta do it, you gotta do it Swimming was on my list. Oh, let’s skip the swimming. Let’s skip it So much better naked Well, when was the last time you went skinny dipping? All, uh, Stevie and link. I’m asking this question to the group. I jumped in the, the pool at the creative house completely naked back when it was really hot. So like the last time it was a really hot. Well thank you, thank you for telling me that I’ll call the pool guy immediately. I mean, yeah. I’m not counting my house. Cause that happens on a pretty regular basis. It’s like being touched everywhere at once. Well, and what’s the, I feel like the body of water has to be of a certain size to call it skinny dipping. Yeah It can’t be a bath Because then it would be a bath. Yeah. Yeah, it has to be at least a like a, like a horse trough. I honestly think it was probably the last time I was outside. Cause I also, you know, outside, I think it was probably when we went hiking, we were camping with Mike , not Mcarg, another Mike. Yup, and we went up to that We camped at that like Alpine lake. And it was like nobody for miles and miles and miles. And we all swam in that lake. Super Cold It was really cold and there was a big rock kind of out in the middle. Yeah And we swam out to the rock with our clothes on, I think. And then Mike took his clothes off and jumped off the rock. No, we got in naked. It was his idea, but I’m glad , it was a good idea We didn’t want to get our clothes wet. Yeah Was that the same camping trip as the, I thought you were also naked with a male stranger that you did not know. Yeah, well, that was a different camping trip. That was at death valley. And that was when you go, there’s a couple of Springs, Yeah hot springs hot Springs in death valley where there’s old men who were just naked there all the time. Yep. And if you really want to get into the program, you also need to get naked The program I’m a member of that program now. Yeah. Yeah. Gardening. No that’s yeah, that’s weird. But it does sort of like, you don’t want anybody to walk up on you. But I mean, I like the idea of it now that I think about it, because it’s like returning back to our natural state, you know? And just the idea of just kind of just being this animal, that’s not concerned about covering itself, picking things off of the earth and eating them. Think about the poison Oak factor though. If you encountered poison Oak. In ‘that’ area? No! yeah I have gotten poison Ivy in that area. Hmm. That’s tough. It was a little, it was a rough few weeks. It itches and it oozes. Dang Oh, here’s one for link, cleaning. Yourself. Yeah. Naked. I’ve segwayed from. You’ve gotten back into segwaying!? I’ve segwayed naked. You segway around the, around the mythical enterprises. You know, it’s got a bar in front so if with the right angle then its obstructed No one can see you, right. No, I’ve seamlessly segwayed from intending to take a shower to then cleaning my shower while completely naked. Definitely done that. And then once you start cleaning the shower, you’re like, now I might clean the sink. But not cleaning something like the, shared areas of the, of the house. It’s more like the bathroom areas. So not like naked dusting of, you know, living room table. Yeah, But there is that van with the ads on the side of it around LA. And it’s like the cleaning service that the cleaners are topless. Yeah, Right. That’s such a, have we talked about this? Isn’t that such a strange, Zack you’re nodding. We looked into it. “You” looked into it or the mythical crew looked into it? I researched it and they don’t really clean. You have to pay extra to have an actual person come in and clean. So, so you’re paying someone to come in and be topless. Yeah And, they’re simulating cleaning They’re just Dressed Like they could be cleaning. Yeah , well not really that good. And then if you want them to clean, I think they bring another person they bring another person who actually cleans. Yeah And so you’re telling me, that for no price, you can’t just get a naked topless lady to actually vacuum for you? For no price? I’m saying, there’s no price that you could pay for that? because you’re saying that they’re going to bring in another person with clothes on to vacuum? Maybe you could talk to the person who actually comes in, maybe, but that’s up to you. Well, You know what. Why do you sound like, you’re negotiating with Zack. I think Zack drives the van I just park it. I wonder what kind of business they do. Task rabbit. I wonder what kind of business they do, because they’re, you see the vans parked all over town. What are they called? Topless mates? There’s different services The Van’s usually pink. So kinda yes, to cleaning Okay. Yoga. That sounds like, I mean, I’ve done some yoga stretches in the wrong pants and you don’t want to do that. You remember that Lulu lemon controversy, you can see right through them. Oh yeah? Is that right? Yeah. They had the really thin yoga pants. I definitely like, I mean, I like the idea of naked yoga. It has to be a thing somewhere. You got hot yoga, you got the other yogas, the BIC room, whatever that is. That’s hot yoga. Oh. But in a group. Yeah. By myself? A lot of angles, a lot of butts in the air legs spread it shifts from yoga to something else. I mean. You don’t want ogling Think about somebody in front of you doing downward dog. Right, right. Depending on the person. But you don’t want, that’s not what yoga is about. That’s not what they’re there for so that’s not what you should be there for Yeah, it’s really a lose-lose situation because it’s either somebody that you don’t want to see do downward dog. And then if you do want to see them do downward dog, then you’ve got an upward dog situation on yourself. You know what I’m saying? How do we do Stevie? in the, uh , that whole thing. I mean, it. I Honestly was really impressed that. That we held it together? What? With our final product or with our actions? With near to your final product? I did feel as if she really smudged your nipple on that one. I will give that to you. She erased the Nipple? She just went in and she erased your nipple. And it was upsetting to me. Is that why she gave you the bigger price, because she felt sorry for messing your drawing up. Well I think its because she did more of it. She did. I think I offended her artistic sensibilities with all this stuff in the background, but it just felt so naked. You know, it was like, this is just a dude in space. I mean, you got to put him somewhere. I think we were childish in the right ways, but not the wrong way. That’s what I was concerned about with the episode. Did we thread the Needle? Well, as far as every knows, who saw the edit, you were childish in all the right ways. All the right ways Okay good. Yeah, yeah. Nothing happened that had to be cut. I thought that was really fun. I really did. I’m really glad that we did it because. Yeah lets do it every episode, Okay. I’m going to be honest. there is something that appeals to me to be on the, on the giving end of that. That’s an interesting way to put it. I think Amber did more work than you did, personally, but what do you mean by giving. The idea of being a nude model is appealing. Oh, of you doing it? Yeah. Okay. Why? I don’t know. I just, like being that comfortable. Like, I mean, you’ve got to give it to them. They showed up here. There’s a crew of, nice, well-meaning receptive people, Mostly But they don’t know that. And they’re like naked in front of all you guys and us. And we’re yammering on about the stuff we yammered on about. Yeah but why does that make you want to do that? Well, there was whatever that NPR show is, where they tell stories, themed stories Moth? I think it is the Moth because it’s like people have helped them get good at telling their story in front of a crowd. Yes. The Moth yeah. And this one guy, he’s an older guy. He talked about how he’s like in his sixties, but he got. He got into being a nude model and he did it to just kind of embrace who he was embrace his body and, just get more comfortable, kind of overcome kind of a fear. And then once he did it, he described his , you know, it was a funny and entertaining story, but the point was, he got comfortable with himself. And so he talked about the things that he, that journey of just accepting who he was and just putting himself out there and he kinda got addicted to it. And then he just started going to parks. And now he’s in jail . No, its like a second career type thing. I mean, I totally, I almost uniformly, I understand what you’re saying, but I, I have the exact opposite perspective, which is, I’m not surprised at all that there are many people who are like, I’m not surprised at all that they have absolutely no problem with it. That is like, once you do something like that, it’s like, yes, I have a body, you have a body, – Right, right. you know what bodies look like It’s like a proctologist at that point in some ways. So it’s like, you think that your butt hole is the only butt hole the guy has ever seen no constant butt holes. but then my desire to do it? Ehh, not so much. So like, I’m like, yes, I like the idea of being naked. I understand why somebody would be comfortable to being naked, but do I want to then go and be naked and have somebody pay me? No. I don’t think the butt hole is part of it really. I haven’t seen that. Yeah, I didn’t draw the butt hole [Barbara] Yeah, yeah. We didn’t request that angle. I think what you’re describing is the, and I agree with that. So it’s appealing to me, like, just the vulnerability of overcoming that, getting to a point where you can just walk walk down the street naked. I like that idea because it would represent overcoming something, for me. But it would seem, if you were walking down the street, it would just seem like an exhibitionist. Yeah. And there was nothing exhibitionist about their personalities but if you were naked, I would have a difficult time not calling it an exhibition. Yeah. Okay. We have a would you rather situation here now, re-shingle a roof Naked? OK or throw pottery. Throw pottery? like make Like Actually make pottery Yeah I don’t want to be on top of a roof naked. Heck no. For a number of reasons, but I think you have to be naked to do the pottery. Yeah, you have to, right. I mean, pottery wrap your thighs around that spinning It’s one of the sexiest things that you can do, It’s like you’re doing one of these things. Using your inner thighs Yeah, right, its like a thigh master situation. The idea of like, in fact, my therapist actually was talking about, he was just like, you know, there are a number of things that you can do to continue to sort of get into your body, get into your feelings. That’s why people like to do things like pottery. And he was like, you know, you can get a pottery wheel. And then this is what I thought I was like, that sounds like a great idea. The only reason I wouldn’t do it is because Seth Rogan has already done it. And he’s like, Yeah, that’s his thing He’s the guy who does the pottery. And so anybody even in tangentially in the comedy world who decides they’re going to start making pottery and put it on Instagram, what are you, what are you Seth Rogen? And I’m not going to do something and just keep it to myself because I’m an exhibitionist. You can be the tinker toy guy. Yeah. Right. Oh, just a quick reminder. Sorry, Stevie. We gotta do this, this is the last quarterly collect-o item of the year. It’s Rhett and link plushies, they talk! I want to see if we can Would you like some wood? Cut the crap! Golly! Tokyo Hello! Sheeple. Sign up for third degree, quarterly or annual by December 31st. They are not anatomically correct. Go to mythicalsociety.com to get those. But there is a belly I’ve said this before I’ll say it again. I had a cabbage. I had an imitation cabbage patch doll back in the 80’s. It was, it was a boy. He had a baseball cap and he had a penis and testicles. Just a little fabric folds. Nah, it was, it was more than that. It had glands? No, no, it was less than that. Okay. So it was, it was a twig and it was a ball sack. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Made out of fabric. Yeah made out of fabric, and it was stuffed. And my grandma’s friend made them That’s what was weird about it. If you want more of the behind the scenes of the episode that we shot today, that’s over on the mythical society as well. 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