GMMore 2081: Weird Silly String Smells (Game)

Welcome to “Good Mythical MORE.” Let’s see if we can identify these strangely scented bubbles and silly string. But first, we’re donating $1,000 to the NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund to aid in their mission to fight for racial justice. Through litigation, advocacy, and public education, LDF seeks structural changes to expand democracy, eliminate disparities, and achieve racial justice and a society that fulfills the promise of equality for all Americans. Please join us in giving at naacpldf.org. Got it. Thank you for being your mythical best. So, this is a specific name brand, not a sponsor, but can’t remember the name brand either. Not a sponsor, but who cares? What is the name brand? Lucas, can you read it off the thing? Scentos? Silly strings. Scentos? Scent-os. Get it? Scent. Like smell at that. And then, oh, what do want me to do? Want me to spray it up your nose? Spray it, spray it on my face. Spray it in your face and then see what? See what you, if you can guess what it is and then you spray it my face I’ll see if I can guess what it is. Let me know when you’re gonna do it. Three, two, one. Oh, we went a little high. It’s just kind of in your hair. Oh, I got it. Maybe I will just, put that up your nose. Let me try again. Open your eyes. Now, close your eyes again. Hm. I smell, I smell the CFCs. It doesn’t wanna stick to you Spray some on my hand, Mr. Oop! Spray some into this, completely impenetrable barrier that I’ve created. There we go. Here. spray some on my face. See what happens. Oh, good. Gosh. I don’t like anything. Oh yeah, you got it. There we go. There we go. Really sticks to you. Hardwood flooring, Hardwood flooring, shellac. That does seem very marketable, but no. Lime It doesn’t smell like anything. I mean, maybe there’s a pickle flavor in there? No. It’s awful. Really? You’re getting hardwood flooring and pickle. It’s very chemically. It smells like the chemicals that make silly string. It doesn’t smell like the thing that they’re, think that they’re making it smell like. Weird. No, it was green apple. Now that you know that. Well, does it smell like it? Sent it… Maybe it’s a green apples that got until like a bath, that you shouldn’t have put them in. Green apple… Green apples that fell on the floor, like a plant where they make poison. Hmm. Alright, let’s try another one. Cause that was so successful. Maybe I shook it up too much. Don’t spray it right in my… How you gonna to smell it? Yours stuck to your face. It was nice. Cause I was the distance I was. You’ve had enough? Oh, that’s nice. Oh that looks good. Yeah. Let me let you know that. Take your glasses off. Let me let you know? Thank you. Take your glasses off. I’m gonna let you know how that feels. Oh, bubble gum. Is it bubble gum? No, does it, does this one have more of a smell than the other one? Cotton candy! Are you just guessing cause of the color? Yes. Oh, it does it smell like, hardwood flooring again? Yes! Yes! Really? There’s no like, spray that, sprayed A again? You can’t, smell a difference between A and B when they’re next to each other? We don’t need to spray anymore. There’s totally more of that in that tray. There’s nothing silly about this. This is seriously stupid. I mean, there is a little bit of a Berry flavor. [Stevie} There’s some in the top of Linc’s button-up as well. That’s my chest here. Like a strawberry maybe? Cherry. It’s watermelon. Really? I’m getting none of that. And they smell the same, the green and the pink smell the same. They both smell real bad. Yeah. Yeah. What the heck! Well, they’re not our sponsor, so we can say that it sucks. Well it sucks! Really sucks. It doe… but it doesn’t need to smell like anything. That’s not why we do silly sprays. And if they did suck, they wouldn’t be our sponsor. How do, how do you suppose, I get this out of my hair? Oh I’ll help you Let me put my glasses on. Get, go, get, Look this way. I told, I told him I wasn’t going to intentionally spray it in his hair, and I did, but it’s, it’s not a thing you can control. So you’re lucky it comes out nice and clean. You definitely have some, some, some, you’re gonna have some difficulty later on. And then, and then there’s that right there. Well see? So you look at that. No harm, no foul. Let’s go again. Let’s That was so nice. Maybe let’s not go on the face. No way. You do it, no, you do it to Linc. Maybe, maybe you just go in the hands. You help Linc now. Can you hit a, can you create a… They all smell the same. Can you create like a perfect catcher’s mitt, that I can spray into? This string is crazy. And It’s, it’s still attached. When Lincoln was young, when we first moved, here, we had this, this, we were renting this house and we had a fence And it was powered by silly string. It was a, it was like a, a wood, stained, fence, with like wooden slats. And then he, got ahold of some silly string and just like, let the wall have it. And didn’t tell anybody. And it was days and it just baked on there. And then when we hosed it off and scraped it off, he permanently damaged the fence and the landlord was not too happy. Permanently damaged or permanently stained? Permanently stained. Did you, repaint it? Okay. So this is C, could you create a catcher’s Mitt for me? And let’s just see if I can hit it from a distance. There you go. Grape. I actually smelled it, from a distance. I think I smell what’s coming out of the can. Great. Alright. Give me some grape I might catch this Mitt. Here you go. Oh, that’s grape. That’s, that’s So that’s the first one that actually, smells. Yeah, it’s the first one that, doesn’t just smell like chemicals. Orders up! Once it starts doing that, it creates bigger problems. Yeah. Hmm. Oh man. Yeah, that takes almost like, you want to put it in your mouth. I don’t want to stay in our desk. That’s why I’m trying to clean this crap up. This is grape, right? Yap. Party time grape! I think they kids would eat that. Yeah. It just seems like, does it say, it’s says smells so good, but where does it say do not eat? You got babies just spraying this, into each other’s mouths. That’s what’s happening in their parties these days. Adult supervision required, do not contact to eyes. What about eating it? Do not Pierce or burn even after use, do not spray on flames or incandescent object. Notice, not a food product! Not for consumption. Warning, choking hazard, for kids who are going to try to eat it anyway. Not a food product, but we’ll make it sure to smell like food. I’m not, I’m just not a fan of Silly String. I hate it. I hate this whole thing. You’re a little angry. I’m on edge. I hate it. I just hate, I just, I don’t like things that require showering, showering. Whoa! New sport! Whoops! Silly String banking. Oh, you bake it. You bake it off of yourself, and bank it back to me. Look at that, you’re baking it. Does it smell? This one smells like the first two. I’m getting, Like… Getting uh… Like, like, not nah, like, like not, no fruit. I mean like… Disappointment, Yeah… But I guess it’s cotton candy. It’s blue, It’s blue raspberry. Is that what you hoped for? Blue raspberry? Stevie seems like, Is this, what you clicked for? She’s so, She’s so disappointed in it, not smelling like things like she, actually bought this as a test for her, for her birthday party. What’s the, what’s the point? If you’re gonna, have the gimmick of it smelling like something, it should smell like something. It should, you’re right. But what about the bubbles? For the bubbles smell. Maybe the bubbles will work. Let’s clean up with some bubbles, starting with the blue. Maybe fish it out. Is it down in it? They were like, yeah, he’ll figure it out. ♪Big finger, little tub. ♪ Oh gosh. Did you get it? I did. One. Oh, that’s great. That’s berry. You’re smelling my breath, dude. Red breath berry. You have not guessed the correct thing, but I’m glad that you can at least smell something. Toilet bowl cleaner. Yeah. Kinda. Feel like a dog. Toilet bowl cleaner. Yeah. Like what? Lemon. Yeah. Yep. It’s lemon. I’m not getting a lemon. It doesn’t taste like it. I didn’t taste it. It doesn’t smell like lemon. Oh man! It smells like… What about this green one? These companies are just doing whatever they want to and, and their parents never actually smell anything, It’s the kids and the kids don’t even care. Hey, gift buying alert. If you’re going to mythical.com, and you’re buying stuff, that you want to ship domestically in the United States, the, the delivery, the, what’s the word I’m looking for? The deadline? The cutoff. The cutoff time is December 10th. Okay. So you need to buy your mythical gifts by December 10th. If you want them to arrive, in time for the holidays, in the United States. So have at it, over at mythical.com. I see you learned my technique. Just stick your finger in there. Ah, so you didn’t learn my bubble. They’re everywhere! What’s the secret? What’s the secret? Gentle. gentleness. Yes. Green apple. Yeah. Yeah. That one was strong. Let me see if I can get a bubble to go up my nose flat. Float One kind of high. Maybe a little bit higher than that. I was frustrated by the Starbucks strings, and now I’m about to lose it. Okay. Alright. Well, maybe Green Apple doesn’t work as well. Tantrum alert y’all. You get one more try. Let me try. Let me see. I’m going to make you fish that thing out. I’m going the red one. I’m trying if I’m gonna start over. Hmm. This one’s bad. Oh, there you go. This is making it severely more complicated. Are you smelling red or green. Is the liquid. Oh, you got it? There’s another one. Is the liquid? Oh man! You sucked it? Bubblegum. Ah, no. Is the liquid a color as well? or no? Oh then, it goes right in there! or is it clear? Alright. It’s clear. Big one. Oh! Sniffing bubbles. Man. I love this sniffing the bubble right, right into it. Should have started with it. What is it? Fun’s what it is. Oh, here’s one. Here’s one. Let it get lower? Let it get lower. Come down. Nope. Whatever there you never gonna get it. Ugh! This should have been the main episode. Snowing bubbles. It’s not good. It has like a sour kind, kind of thing going. Well, I don’t think you’re supposed to actually suck it through your nose. Do that. Do it with your mouth. I did sucked your air into my mouth. That’s what, I realized that’s just what happened. And I’ve been doing it into my nose this whole time. Yeah. You, oh, those bubbles bounce. This is how they did the witch in the wizard of Oz. The good witch. How did- wait, what do you mean? They blew, they, somebody blew a bubble. Strawberry. Okay. That makes sense kind of. The domestic shipping cutoff date for mythical store holiday purchases is December 10th. So go to mythical.com now to get it shipped in time.

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