GMMore 2086: What’s The Most Hated Thing In Each State?

Welcome to Good Mythical More. We’re gonna go state by state and figure out what are the most hated things in them. I’m not talking about food anymore. We’re just talking about the most hated thing in each state. But first, we’re gonna play “Daddy Like, Daddy Don’t Like”. Daddy like olives. Daddy don’t like sauces. Daddy like pasta. Daddy don’t like burns. Daddy like massages. Daddy don’t like broken hang nails. Daddy like furniture. Daddy don’t like your opinions. Daddy like ice cream. Daddy don’t like it when you don’t do your chores. Daddy like smiles. Daddy don’t like frowns. Daddy like fruit. Daddy don’t like purple vegetables. Daddy like tattoos Daddy don’t like your attitude. Daddy like haircuts. Daddy don’t like where this is headed. Daddy like getting things squeezed out of himself . I’m trying to throw you off ’cause you’re doing better than ever. Daddy don’t like what you just said. That’s the one thing you can’t do, man. You can’t, you can’t, Stop, stop, stop, daddy don’t like. You can’t reference daddy don’t like, What daddy likes. daddy don’t like. You can’t reference what daddy likes. Daddy don’t like. Daddy don’t like. You know what? But listen, technically I probably lost that one. Cause I waited. I hesitated too long. Yeah. Hey, that was the best daddy don’t like ever. Daddy don’t like brought it today. Yeah, but wasn’t the first Daddy don’t like salsa? You said sauce. Sauces. Oh, you don’t like sausage? Sauces. Sauces. General sauces is what you don’t like. Are you taking issue with that? Cause you know he does like sauces? Well, he immediately was just like, “Daddy don’t like sauces”. I don’t know. Yeah, I was into it. Well, I always thought, here’s what I thought when this idea was proposed. Daddy like, daddy don’t like. I was like, where’s that gonna go? We’re just gonna say things that we like and don’t like, you know, in infinitum, if that’s a word. And then, you know what, it turns out that it never goes as long as it did today. So that’s why we keep doing it. But you know what? Now that we’ve gotten so good at it, we might have to stop doing it. Isn’t that how it works sometimes? We’re gonna make Chase a sandwich because we won, if somebody needs to eat the worst sandwich. Here’s a good strategy for that. Why don’t you start putting the flat things on there, and I’ll start cutting the things that need to be like, cut, in order to be put on a sandwich. And at the same time, Stevie, you can quiz us on what people hate the most in each state. Yeah, did you know that there was or currently is, I don’t know, a dating app called “Hater”, which matched people based on their mutual dislikes. I mean, can you even believe that? Like, that’s- Yeah. Oh, I met my wife on “Hater” because we hated the same thing. We both hated sauces. A lot of people bond over hating things. But I just don’t know if you can build a well-rounded relationship around only that. Well, that’s where this data is from because they did it like state specific. So we have what’s hated most in each state. For instance, in which state is NSYNC The most hated thing? The band? Yeah. Probably where they come from, right? Which is like New Jersey? Oregon. They’re all from Oregon. You like pickles? Is it Florida, Colorado or Tennessee? It’s not Tennessee because Timberlake’s from Tennessee. He’s from Memphis. Oh, he is? Yeah. Didn’t know that. I know a lot of JT trivia. I was thinking about him this morning and I was like, you know, how relevant is he and what does that say about us? Well, I don’t know. I don’t think it says anything about us. Good. So it’s not Tennessee, unless Tennessee is ashamed of him. You think Tennessee is ashamed? Well, what are the other choices? I think Colorado. Florida or Colorado. Colorado makes sense because, you know, it’s like a little bit hippy and they see themselves as a little bit better than everybody. Like, okay, you know, we’re not into JT. Like we would never do that. Well, NSYNC and Timberlake are two different things. Oh, now that’s a controversial opinion. What’s your answer? Colorado. All right, we’re going with Colorado. You’re correct! It’s because Colorado thinks it’s better than… No, I don’t have that information. It’s because people who dated each other in Colorado hated NSYNC. This is gonna be a bad sandwich. What’s the next one? Tuna salad. Tuna salad? Georgia, New Jersey, or South Dakota? Did you eat tuna salad growing up? Like, was Mayo in your house or was Mayo hated by your parents? What? Some days we only ate Mayo. You only ate mayo? I mean, I would eat a spoon full of Dukes in my spare time, if I needed to. Okay. So you had like a lot of, like, a lot of egg salad, tuna salad Well, I was born in Georgia, and we ate fish all the time. You grew up in North Carolina and you knew of people that wouldn’t have Mayo in their house? It’s called, my mother did not like Mayo and still doesn’t, and she thinks it’s gross. And she told me growing up that that was the case. And so I thought it was gross. And also, she thought tuna salad was gross, so I didn’t have that. Oh, dang! And then, you know, when I was no longer living at her house, all the sudden I was like, “oh my God”, this is delicious. And also I love tuna salad. And also I love NSYNC. Well, we knew that. Yeah, NSYNC and brunch. I think there’s just North Dakota. Just because it’s landlocked. Oh, sorry that’s not an option. South Dakota. Yeah. Georgia, New Jersey, or South Dakota. Just ’cause it’s landlocked? Because all tuna salad comes from fresh fish and not canned fish. I mean, I’m not gonna say Georgia because I grew up in Georgia and I had tuna fish a lot. And my mama did, and she grew up in Georgia. So it could be New Jersey, I guess. But… I think we have everything on this. You know what? The people in South Dakota, I think they’re just happy to get anything sometimes. You know, things that make it up that far. Steak, steak, steak is what we’re hearing, what I’m hearing. Steak. You put some steak on there. Here, let’s do this. I think you kind of just, you need to just rip the whole thing right off and just… That’s actually gonna help me then to turn this over. You know, there are some days that I’m really- We’re gonna go with New Jersey. Okay. I’m really glad that I’m a disembodied voice. And today’s one of those days, you know. Can I try that? Chase, pull up a chair, buddy. The answer is Georgia, I’m sorry to say. That’s not true. I’m from the state. I’m more of a chicken salad man, but maybe they are in Georgia. We met each other ’cause we both hated tuna salad. That first bite of tuna salad… Not my part of Georgia. …is always me realizing that I’m not eating chicken salad, and that’s just a horrible speed bump Oh yeah, you gotta know. You gotta go in with the right expectations. I think the shirt suits you. Are the glasses a costume? Yeah, I pulled them from your wardrobe thing of glasses. Oh really? ‘Cause I forgot mine at home So you weren’t planning on seeing today? They’re like, mild prescription? Yeah. Like from somebody who left their glasses at a thrift store? Sarah keeps telling me to actually go see the eye doctor since you guys have eye insurance, vision, and I haven’t gone. That’s right, man. So I should go and see the doctor. Take advantage of that coverage. Take those with you because those look good. We can put a prescription in that for you. Thanks, man. Do you want us to cut this sandwich in half for you? I think that would make it so much better, yeah, thank you. You know, last week I changed my allergy meds and I can taste a little bit better, and I feel like that was the wrong call for today . Your allergy meds made it where you couldn’t taste? Well before, my allergies were a little worse. I would often have where my nose was blocked up and that would make me not smell and taste as well. Smell’s 80% of taste. Yeah, that’s true. You know what the other 20% is? Tongue? Just taste. Taste, yeah. Just tongue taste, you’re right. So there you go. There’s a nice cross section for you. I like most, I think all of these things. Except for anchovies. It’s gonna be hard to get your mouth around that. But we’re gonna watch you try. All right. While we’re building up the tension for this, we’ll remind you to check out mythical chef Josh and Nicole have a podcast, got a hot dog as a sandwich. You need some reinforcement bread on the bottom. Give him a reinforcement piece. You want to know if expiration dates really matter? What the heck is paprika? Is wine a scam? These are the type of things that they talk about. Those are the things that they actually have talked about. So wherever you get your podcasts, check out that podcast. It’s shorter. It gives you what you need on the food front. But Chase just leaned over and whispered to me, “I have a podcast too”. So it would be a good time to talk about, you know, the one that he does. The Mythical Crew Podcast over on the medical society. But we only have enough space for one promo, Chase. A hot dog is a sandwich. Check it out. Okay, don’t get into your moment. Don’t take too big of a bite of steak. Think about Dick Bowzer. Don’t know who that is. He’s a friend that choked on steak. He choked on steak. In Myrtle Beach, you know, they had steaks. It was embarrassing. They did the Heimlich on him right there in the middle of Myrtle Beach. Everybody. It took so long, people just came out of the restaurant to watch. And literally every time my kids are eating steak, they say to each other, “don’t be Dick Bowzer”. Don’t be a Dick Bowzer. Well actually, we just say, “remember Dick Bowzer,” even though he’s still alive. Right, the story’s better when he dies. Yeah, it’s more effective. You having trouble? You’re grimacing. Yeah, I haven’t really been paying attention to what you’ve been saying, sorry. Seems like there’s a lot of balance in that flavors. No, that’s a lot of salt. A lot of salt? Like the sushi, and then the anchovies, pickles, and really bad steak. This is gonna preserve your innards, man. With that bologna and the pickling. I was in Hawaii not that long ago, weeks back. Oh, Hawaii. I’m really channeling that sushi that I had, but it’s hard when- Yeah, the rest of that’s not going to be a successful coping strategy. What’s another state? Stevie. Don’t hold back. Any state? This is gonna be devastating news for Rhett, specifically, because the question is, “in which state is long hair on guys the most hated thing?” And the options are frightening. Are you making this up? Not this time. Frightening? Yeah, ’cause it’s North Carolina, California, or Iowa. Well, it’s not California, Can’t be California. Iowa or North Carolina. I would pick Iowa because I’ve never met a long-haired person from Iowa, man or a woman. I mean, when I- Everybody’s got a buzz cut that I know. When I had long hair, the only people that told me they didn’t like it were from California. My mom and my sister. Yeah, that’s true. But do you talk to anyone who’s not from California ever? No. Right. My mom told me that she wants me to cut my hair. She said that a couple of times Do you have any more of this? No. She’s from North Carolina. He doesn’t like it. Your mom wants me or you to cut it? The parts are a lot more than the whole. I’m going to go with North Carolina. I’m going with Iowa just because I don’t wanna believe it if it’s North Carolina. But thankfully it’s Iowa. You can exist in North Carolina and California. But I can’t go into Iowa. Let’s switch things up. I’m gonna tell you what the hated thing is. No, I’m not. I’m telling you what the state is. Okay. You’re gonna tell me which is the most hated thing. All right. Missouri. It’s a tough one. Missouri? Missouri’s like, I mean, what is it really? You know? Well, here’s the thing, I woke up in Missouri today, and that’s not a euphemism; I literally did. I mean, I woke up in Missouri, and now I’m here. So I mean, it’s fresh on the mind. That’s wild, man. Dang, what do those people hate? I don’t want any choices. Okay. Look at Chase. Chase is oiling up. I woke up ashy, so. Give me a category. Woke up ashy. He was in Missouri, I was ashy. I have three different things they could possibly be. Can you give us three options? Yeah. Okay, all right. People who leave Christmas lights up year round, people who run with their shirts off, or people who believe in aliens. Was there a- Missouri? I gotta be honest with you, I didn’t see anybody running with their shirt off. I don’t think they like alien beliefs. You think they have an aversion to aliens? Because they’re- It’s relatively flat. They’re closer to the alien states. I think they might be mistaken. They’re closer to area 51 than- Than a lot. Not us. Not many states. But- Get this out of here. I think that they may be perceived as an alien loving state, and they want to correct that. Oh. I did get a little bit of that vibe. With aliens? But I didn’t see anybody with their shirt off. All right, I’ll go with aliens, I don’t think they like anything. That tracks. Good, then we can move on. The answer’s aliens. Yeah. Yes! What about Maine? Maine, and the options are, I really liked the options. It’s boys’ night, imitation lobster, Oh, well that’s easy. Or littering. Oh, Maine is such a pristine place. I think it’s littering because I think the imitation lobster is a plaint. It’s a red herring. I don’t think it’s a plan, I think it’s like another animal that they say is lobster. Yeah, it’s like a cod. Red herring is my second favorite restaurant behind Red Lobster. Piggins. Wait, you’re both going with littering? Littering, yeah. Littering. It’s Boys’ night! No, okay! Well, first of all, what is boys’ night? I think it’s when the boys go out and drink together, but sometimes in like a basement or garage. You know, boys’ night. They don’t like doing that in Maine? It’s not when boys get into bars for free. Not now. Oh. Boys’ night? Is that what you though boys’ night was? ‘Cause you were seeming like you knew what boys’ night was. I did a boys’ night when I was in college in Ohio, but it wasn’t that. What was it? We just watched a bunch of movies at the cinema house. You know, we brought whiskey. It was really fun. Snuck some whiskey in the theater. You were all boys? We were. Well, that’s not true. Okay, but you were acting like you were acting like boys. We called it boys’ night. I don’t know. Yeah, I’ve decided we might be talking about two different things. Okay, this is about to get interesting because the state is Florida, and arguably, that’s one of the most hated states. So, what do they hate? Exactly. Nude sunbathers, workout couples, We’re going with couples. or Florida man headlines. Again, I think Florida man headlines is a red herring. Yeah, I think they embrace that. Speaking of red, you said that was purple. The beets. Yeah, that’s purple, man. Do you think this is purple? A beet is purple. I would actually call it burgundy. That looks red to me. But this wouldn’t be the first time someone has told me You can’t even taste. my color was wrong. No taste until two days ago. Workout couples and what? Nude sunbathers or workout couples. I want to not like workout couples. ‘Cause, you know, the lotioning. It’s like they’re all in their own world, like, “oh, look at us, look at me, look at you, “let me take a picture of you, “you can take a picture of me”. This is gonna sound a little bit morbid, but I think you’re right, and here’s why. A lot of people go to Florida to retire, which is just a nice way of saying go to Florida to die. And you go down there as a couple, and then one of you dies, and then you’re single. And seeing an old couple walking and like, two track suits. It just fills you with grief and revenge. I think I’m matching. So you hate seeing couples and be like, “Oh man, I wish I still had Cheryl”. You know what I’m saying? And it’s sad, but true. They hate workout couples in Florida. Workout couples. Yeah, everything about that, including the logic, was correct. It is workout couples. Everyone hates a workout couple. I’m telling you, man, it’s what I said. Okay, this is the last one. So you have to get it correct to win nothing. Nebraska. The most hated thing in Nebraska. Sarah McLaughlin, ASPCA commercials, Oh, yeah. Fireworks, I thought it was gonna be just . or friendly reminder emails. They don’t dislike fireworks in Nebraska. I can feel safe about that. Friendly reminder? People in Nebraska are really known for you tell them something once and they got it. I got it, I got it! I’ve never had to tell anybody from Nebraska something twice. And every time I reminded somebody from Nebraska of something, they’re like, “dude, you already told me this”. It got it! Very annoyed when you try to remind them. Yeah, right. I don’t know what it is. Something about where they’re at in the prime Meridian in relation to the prime Meridian. I know it doesn’t go through Nebraska, and I wish it did sometimes. He’s convinced me. Yeah, friendly reminder emails. You guys, you’re right! It’s friendly reminder emails! Yes! How did we get so good at this particular game? I don’t understand. Ketchup is a smoothie. Yeah, I put ice in my cereal, so what? That makes no sense. A hot dog is a sandwich. A hot dog is a sandwich. What?

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