Welcome to “Good Mythical More.” It’s been a year. Where a lot of candy has been invented. These are fresh new candies this year, and we’re gonna rank ’em. Fresh and new. We’re gonna rank ’em. But first, we’re gone play New Self, is were gonna play. Let’s play New Selfie . New Selfie Face. This is roller skating off of a cliff. I was just kind of had just gone over the cliff. I was looking down at it. Like we were going over. Yeah, I didn’t even know that we were going over yet. I was just feeling the weightlessness of no longer having my skates on. Not feeling the ground underneath yourself. I also have a list of embarrassing things that I did. Mm hmm. I’ll just go ahead and get one out of the way. I don’t have a list. ‘Cause I won. Well, there is, I mean there, a list does exist, but you don’t have to read it. I mean I didn’t. You could if you want to ’cause you. I didn’t do anything embarrassing this year. Yeah, you didn’t. But you did. I’m sure your list is probably more entertaining but I mean, you don’t have to read it. I don’t have a list. I mean, of course. How could there even be a list? I mean, they probably prepared one. Just give us, give us one. Embarrassing thing number one. Lost to link in the longest peeing competition and peed in a bucket. Like, so like, the process of what I had to do in order to lose was also embarrassing. Is that what you’re tryna say? That peeing in a bucket, in a urinal or in a, what do you call it, a booth? What do you call that thing, a stall? On the internet is embarrassing? I’m proud of that moment. Hmm. Yeah, I don’t. Can’t embarrass me. I don’t win often, but I do when it matters, and peeing contests matter. We got some Nerds. We got some Reese’s Cups. I did not, I didn’t know about any of this. Even the Reese’s with the marshmallow top. I’d like to, these are the ones I’m most excited about. So I’d like to go wait on those. You want to start down here? Yeah. It’s a mystery. I don’t understand what it means. Mystery flavor Twizzler. Does that mean they released this flavor and it was a mystery the whole time? Can you guess? Or is it a different mystery every time? Well, it says can you guess the mystery flavor? There’s a honking’ lot of ’em. Is it all the same flavor? I got to get two to find that out. What, yeah. I’m gonna try this one. That’s cotton candy. Mine’s like Berry. They’re all different. Oh, hold on. Cause I didn’t taste anything like cotton candy. No, both of mine tastes the same, but neither one of them tastes like cotton candy. Both mine taste the same. I just said cotton candy cause it’s the first thing that came to my mind, but maybe blue raspberry? What about this one? Oh, Raspberry. It is Raspberry. In March of this year, Twizzlers launched it’s first ever mystery flavor. Today the candy company revealed. On June 23rd, 2021, that the flavor is sweet summer fruit. Raspberry! So what? Sweet summer fruit? Don’t make it awkward. Just say raspberry. You don’t have to say sweet summer fruit. I like it. Do you like it? I want it to be black licorice because it almost looks like it. So we’ll re-rank these, but you’re saying this is not winning? Did you hear about one of the embarrassing things that I did in 2021? I played the kazoo while banging my head with a tambourine while covered in chain mail. Oh! Again, another moment I’m proud of. Do you remember that? Yeah, it was in the, that was in the, again, I don’t have a good memory, but for some reason I remember this, it was in the beat the beasts. It was the guy who did the thing. Oh! I do remember that. I just took a deep breath. I had a little bit of that in the back of my throat and I almost died. Glad we were rolling. Did it go in to your lungs? Cause if it went into your lungs, do you know what happens? I kinda and it came back up. I kept it subtle. If it gets into the lungs, that could be a problem. It really is a. Twizzler lung. It’s interesting that we’re so susceptible to getting things in our lungs, and yet it’s so diabolical if it happens. Isn’t that? Yeah, it seems. Constant Living on the edge, right? Seems like those two pipes shouldn’t come together right there. Yeah. It seems like a, maybe a mistake. Yeah, it does. Mm hm, yup. Sour Crunchy Crawlers, my friend. You excite much? So this is a gummy bear covered in something? A gummy worm covered in. Gummy center, candy shell. Oh, the consistency. Did you get a blue? No, I got a red. Hmm. I like that. I like a lot of things about that. Very tarty. Man. I like it almost as much as the time that I didn’t realize that the humming technique for the soda can challenge was fake. Okay, that was embarrassing. Hey, don’t draw me into this. I remember being a part of that. Yeah, yeah, I think you got that one to. The kid, it was a science fair in Mane, and all the details seemed so. Believable. Seventh grade Mane science here. See, I do remember some things. Hmm! I have a selective memory. Maybe I only remember the times that I lose. This is unlike any candy I’ve ever had as a gummy aficionado. Have you ever had a crunchy on the outside gummy? Not by design, but by mistake. Ooh! You like? I love the way it give. See, don’t breathe it. I’m telling you, man. Those holes, those pipes connect. A little bit of the worm juice went down my throat. They’re so juicy! Yeah. They’ll kill you Man! It’ll crawl down there and kill you. So these will both kill you so far. That’s what we’ve learned. I’ll be honest with you. Be honest. It’s way better than the Twizzler. What is this? Oh, that’s a list of embarrassing things that you did. But you shouldn’t read them because you won. But if you were to read one, like what would maybe one of em’ be? Well, there’s nothing on here, but if there were, I mean probably calling Nicole a hoe. I told you yours would be more entertaining than mine but. Don’t remember that. Yeah. Okay, moving on. When did I take a hundred strokes to get a ball through Jeff Bezos mouth during pick and putt? Yeah, a hundred may be an exaggeration, but it was definitely a disqualifying amount. This is popcorn flavored M & M’s. Milk chocolate with a crisp rice center. Well, where’s the popcorn problem part? Where’s the popcorn problem? Guys. What’s the popcorn problem? What do you mean a crisp rice center? Well, find out by eating it. It was popcorn flavored. Did you? well the chocolate ones aren’t, they’re chocolate flavored. No, no, the inside. Of all of ’em? No, the dark one was just. It had a popcorn flavor. Its just chocolate. No, it’s a popcorn flavor. It has a buttery, that rice has some like butter flavor. Are you saying they’re all the same? Because. Yeah. Yellow one’s gonna taste the same? Yeah, yeah. There is a. Yeah. Yellow one tastes the same. What about the white one? It’s all the same. It’s very subtle. I can’t pick up on the popcorn. But, do you see the theme in 2021? Do you see what companies are trying to do? What are they playing around with? They’re playing around with texture. Well, they’re not playing around. Because that’s what the kids want these days. The Twizzlers is not playing around with texture. These two are playing around with texture. But then you can’t generalize. Two out of three is enough for me to make a definitive conclusion about a whole generation. They’re playing around with texture in 2021. What’s the texture here though? This is just an M & M. What are you talking about? That ones not textured either. The Crispy rice center is something. Is that new? Have you had an M & M before, friend? I feel like I’m in the Twilight zone. Have you had a regular M & M? Does it have a crisp rice center? I think you know the answer to that. Okay. Do you remember the time that I pluck my butt hairs? Yeah, I do. Yeah, yeah. That was a bit embarrassing. Ah, that was a stupid. If you would’ve told me that I plucked your butt hairs I’d also believe that. Man, I was right back here. Where was I? Right next to me. Watching you do it. There was a sheath. Oh, I did it to. You did it to, you did it too. To myself. These are good, because they don’t taste like popcorn. I’ll do a second one. You’re gonna be let down. But I think this moving to the lowest point. They’re playing with texture in 2021 though. Would you agree? No, that’s way better than the Twizzlers. It is, but it’s just because it’s a. Because they’re playing with texture. But it’s not as good as the Trolli’s. Do you remember that time I was not able to eat pot pie blindfolded? Is this when the pot pie fell out of my fork? I was also blindfolded so I don’t know. And then fell on the ground. Did I catch it or did it just fall out? I was blindfolded. And of course you don’t watch the show. So you would never know. Well, I’m in the show. Yeah, right. Yeah. Fruity pebbles came out with a candy bar this year. Did you know that? They’re playing with texture? They must be playing with texture because there’s fruity pebbles inside. I honestly think that’s what they’re doing. They’re playing with texture because otherwise it would just be a bar. Well, if you look at this, look at that. What are you gonna notice about that when you bite into it? And this is white chocolate, I assume? Oh, wow. Mm hm, it’s like a cereal bar. And you get that crunch inside each bite. Mm mm, Mm mm. Oh, oh. Oh, oh y’all That is something special. Ooh. That’s a, quite a complimentary. It’s like having, it’s got the taste of the fruity pebbles and the milk together in a bar form. So it’s not white chocolate. What do they call it? They don’t even say. It’s milk! In a bar form. Fruity pebbles, candy bar. That’s all they need to say. White coating is sugar. What color? White, sugar. Remember that time Link said white and pronounced the H? Don’t be embarrassing. Pretty much every time he’s ever said the word white. I think there’s. It’s not as embarrassing as that time I cheated during beat the beasts. The hell are you talking about? Oh, yeah when I cheated. When I had my. This is good. When I acted like I was balancing on that exercise ball and I was holding myself up with my feet and I think I fooled somebody. Fooled one of y’all. Yep. I remember fooling somebody. I have a list of yours too. Do you remember the time that you convinced your dad to role-play as your daughter and meow at you? I don’t recall that being me. Yeah, that was me and my dad. I talked to him on the phone afterwards and that’s when he said all my friends are calling me meow man. Oh, yeah they are. Listen, I think this just. Meow man. I love these. This is just so unique. This is so good. You’re right. There’s nothing else like it on the market that I know about. Not that I know about either. And I love cereal. You remember that time that I thought that a metal detector was detecting metal in the air when it was just my wedding ring? I remember that. It was a box, there was a box here. There was a box in between us. Yeah, there was a thing that was happening. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, so this is staying intact. We moved these. Now this is marshmallow flavored cream on top of a regular Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup. And it, the shape is hurting a little bit. Well, I think they got left out. That happens sometimes. Did they sell it in any way? 180 calories. That’s really selling it. Oh gosh, look what just happened. That’s horrible when that happens. You lost the chocolate and the. Reese’s is doing so much to exploit themselves. Marshmallow top. Huh. I’m not gonna get too excited about a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup if it’s not a marked improvement on a regular Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup. I would say. And I know for a fact. I’d say market. I, you know, I oscillate between the two. I’d say oscillate. Yeah. I sometimes say marked, sometimes I say marketed. It depends on. Marshmallow flavored. It depends on what time of day it is. Honestly. If this were white chocolate, I would be, I’d be jumping up and down right now. It doesn’t taste like anything. I’m trying to just taste that and just see if it tastes like marshmallow. It actually doesn’t. It actually doesn’t taste like marshmallow. I think it’s just white chocolate and they’re calling it marshmallow. Because you know what? They can do whatever they want to. There’s no law. Do you know? There’s no law. They can say whatever they want to on food. They can say it’s marshmallow. And there’s not like a marshmallow union. Just telling people, oh no, no. That’s white chocolate. That’s not true. You know what? You don’t want that. You don’t want that. We need to debate. You don’t want big marshmallow in your pants. Just to remind you. You got two weeks left to get the last quarterly collective item of the year. It’s the Rhett & Link plushies and there’s a Rhett one too. And they talk. Mine says embarrassing things. Be your mythical best! How embarrassing. What the cock! Ab sailing. Tokyo! Not a sponsor! Snot mic up puff. That is a little embarrassing. Let’s talk about that, the way to a woman’s heart is through a worms anus. I said that. That was my nickname in high school! Oh. All right. So sign up for third degree quarterly or annual by December 31st at mythicalsociety.com. If you want to get these things before they’re gone forever. Just put that down there somewhere. It’s not even good. It’s a bit of a disappointment. But it’s not as disappointing as the time that I straightened my hair and it looked like a discarded wig on the freeway. I straightened your hair. It’s embarrassing. That it really feels like a subjective, like interpretation. Like that’s somebody’s opinion. You know what I’m saying? Like, that’s not a fact my hair. I mean, I straightened my hair. That’s a fact. That it looked like a discarded wig on the freeway. That’s somebodies opinion, mm mkay. So you guys need to really, you need to think twice before you believe that. You got any bad opinions on yours? I kept looking at the sheet, I ain’t. There’s nothing else on it. Oh, really? Yeah, I mean it’s not like they almost needed 2. And we come down to it. We’re not gonna to beat around the nerd Bush. Because you know we love some nerds. Yeah. This is essentially a nerds rope, but just like a piece of a rope. Oh? It’s a chopped up rope. What are they calling it? So it’s got more nerds. They’re calling it gummy clusters. Also, this is a gummy thing with the crunchy thing on the outside so. They’re playing with Texture. 2021 y’all, playing with the texture. Okay. This is everything that the Trolli’s want to be and more. Because the nerds, the way they give away in your mouth, Their individual crunches. Oh, it’s so good. Once you bite through this, you’re just biting crunch. It kind of becomes an inconvenience right after the first bite, you know? This is like a pleasurable experience all the way through. Just like the time that I finally lost to Link at pick and putt. Yeah. Remember that game we used to play? Is that why we stopped playing it? Yeah, you finally beat me and said we retired it. Whoa, those are good but are they better than this? Yeah, yeah. It comes down to these two. These are the two best candies. It’s tough to say. These are the two best candies of 2021. I wouldn’t have said that 2021 was a candy mega house, but it is. That’s what I’m gonna call 2021. The candy mega house. We could call it a banner year for candy. For. For texture. I almost died. Did you hear that? That was me, I was dying again. Right into the lung. And a nerd can go into the lung. You can actually, I’ve read a study. You can have one nerd in each lung and be okay. Two nerds in one lung and. Instant death. You die. Instant. The moment they get you in the ambulance dead, they can shock you. And there’s nothing they can do about it. Two nerds in a along, I don’t care who you are. I don’t care what kind of. Michael Phelps. I don’t care what kind of training you have, what you’ve done to your lungs. It’s over. Two Nerds in a lung? Bad idea. Almost as bad. But I do recommend one lung. I mean one nerd in a lung. Almost as time, almost as bad as the time I thought that doing the eyebrow thing on online nation was cool. No, I mean, come on. That’s 2007. It doesn’t really count as this year. Do you trust us? But what about the time I played with a shake weight while screaming about boners? What about that? I think I blocked that one out. Or guessed that melted ice cube said bean when they clearly said beans. They did not clearly said beans. I should have known that it said beans, but it didn’t necessarily. No, you should still be embarrassed. All right, do you trust us? 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