Welcome to Good Mythical More. Which pizza chain has the best garlic butter sauce? We’re gonna taste them and we’re gonna tell you. Once and for all. We’re gonna rank them and then be revealed what they are because we don’t need to know. But first, we’re gonna give a $30 mythical.com gift card to Jules Pavao. Or Pav-ao. Pavao? How do you say that? Pavao. Pay-oh. Any hints? Jules. Let’s just go with Jules. You rep that Mythical merch in the wild. You put that hashtag #merchicality with it. We might find you. If we do, we’ll give you $30 in the mythical.com store. In a sunflower field wearing our sunflower merch gets you more merch. Changes up our hair color. That’s, you know, keep them guessing, Jules. All right. Pass me a breadstick. These are generic breadsticks. They’re not from any of the pizza places. We sent somebody out completely blindfolded to buy them. They didn’t even know where they were going. They just went outside, held their hands out, and yelled, “Breadsticks!” So that it’s consistent. Yeah. And I think what I’m gonna do is I’ll just break off a piece- Tear and dip? Tear and dip. Because you wanna get it to soak some up. Start with our number one. Oh, well there’s one for each of us, anyway, so. Yeah. Very good, very garlicky. Very well shaken. But very, maybe it’s just very homogenous by default because that number four is not homogenous at all. Yeah, this one’s kind of like, separated a little bit. And I think I know where that’s from because of that. It doesn’t have the different container, which- I think I know where that’s from because of that, but. I’m actually gonna go for a different piece here for my second one. Not nearly as good. A much lighter flavor, but also, a little bit more of a manufactured flavor. Yeah, like it- One’s better than two. Definitely. If I go back. And like getting way better because two is getting way worse. One is very buttery and very garlicky. Two is- This tastes natural. There’s tastes unnatural. Yeah. So we’re gonna move this one. You wanna pick? The plates are numbered so we can put them back. We can start to put them out of order and rank them. Or we can just keep them on the plate. This one says number one, so this is currently number one and this is currently number two. I don’t wanna pick everything up and move it because then I’ll spill something and you’ll get upset and then I’ll be upset and then we’ll have to dry clean. Okay, well, also, this one’s currently number one, even though it should. Yeah, this is right. So this should be number one. So I’m saying, this should go down here. Yeah. We know that’s gonna. Plate number two moves down to fourth place. Plate number two is awful. This is different. This looks like a Zaxby’s dip container. This is much creamier. Doesn’t have a lot of straight up oil in it. Ew. This is a totally different thing. That’s strange. I don’t- It tastes like salad dressing. I don’t taste any garlic. It tastes like salad dressing. Well, it’s very thin. I think that’s why you’re saying salad dressing. It’s thin, but it’s- It’s thin, but it has more cream than butter. You know what I’m saying? It’s not buttery. Yeah. It is not a bad sauce, but it’s not good in this category. It’s not as bad as four. No, no, it doesn’t taste fake and horrible. So we’re putting plate number two is last. I’m predicting plate number three stays at third. And now for the first time, we’ll take a bite of number four. I think this is Papa John’s, not only because- I don’t even care. It’s a little bit shallower container, but. Oh, that is, whoa. That is thick. They’re the originators of this. No. And it’s really, really butter. This is not Papa John’s. There’s no way Papa John’s does this. Oh, you know what? This is Domino’s. This is Papa John’s. It’s coming down to these two. This is so thick. Buttery. It’s like a stick of butter almost. It tasty. But it doesn’t have the punch. You know. Of garlic. If we didn’t sit here and eat these breadsticks and dip them in these little ramekins or whatever you call this, you just wouldn’t even. You’d be lost in life. You’d be like, “I don’t know which one’s the best. I mean, I don’t know. I’ve never just sat down and tasted them all.” I mean, I’ve never done this. I did order Papa John’s and Domino’s in one night because our family got in a fight about it and I was trying to be the hero, but I didn’t do this part of it and I was the hero. There’s so much garlic in number one. I might say there’s too much garlic. Well, here’s the thing. Number one also is saltier. Everything is contained in number one to have a complete experience, no matter what you’re dipping, what type of breadstick you’re dipping in it. Number two- I prefer number two. Number two requires the breadstick to bring the salt and even a little garlic. I think this is, I’m not saying it’s not- I definitely prefer number one. I prefer this because it feels like Grandma said, “I’m making garlic butter for y’all. It’s a Friday night.” But it’s not nearly as garlicky. That one’s over twice as garlicky. It’s too garlicky in my mind. I’m saying it’s taking. Now, all I’m getting is garlic and maybe there’s already garlic on the thing. I’m not saying it’s bad. I’m just saying that if you have to put me in a corner. Oh, my gosh. Don’t put baby in a corner, but if you do, she’s gonna pick the one that’s more like butter. Can you tell us what is what we think is the worst one? Well, I was gonna. You’re clearly split on which one you prefer better, but I heard some Papa John’s being tossed around and I just didn’t know if you agreed on that point. Like which one you- Yeah, we agree this Papa John’s, Domino’s. Papa John’s, Domino’s. What are the other two options? Little Caesars and- Pizza Hut. Pizza Hut, Little Caesars. Pizza Hut, Pizza Hut. That’s what I think it is. What if I told you that you are incorrect about which one is Papa John’s? Would that blow your minds? Yeah. So you’re telling me that this is Papa John’s? The one that’s super buttery? That’s Papo John’s. Papo John’s. Papo John’s. It’s Papo John’s. I was trusting you because you seemed super authoritative about it. I’ve never seen it that thick. And this is Domino’s. That’s not Domino’s and I think your mind’s gonna be blown at this one, Link. Because of all of the choices, is there one that you wouldn’t normally order? Little Caesars. Yeah. That’s Little Caesars. Little Caesars, according to you, has. I think Papa John’s has the best sauce. Little Caesars ended. They have the crazy bread, too. So it’s like they got their dip game on a lot. And, and to further blow your minds, the ones that you hated, the one that was the worst, that’s Domino’s. That’s Domino’s? Yeah. Yeah. This is Pizza Hut. Yeah. Yeah, Domino’s is not good. I mean, wow. Yeah. So again- Yeah, still not good. Still bad. What I was thinking originally before I felt swayed by, you felt authoritative on that, the originators of the butter are still the ones who are the best and they’re doing it the right way. Everybody else is doing a saucy imitation of it. No. Little Caesars is the best. If you haven’t tried it, you need to try it and keep it around, next time you order something besides the Little Caesars, which will happen. If you don’t like garlic, you’re gonna be mad that this the suggestion was given to you. Wow. Domino’s has really disappointed us. Now, but let’s, where are the- Come on, guys. Where are these breadsticks from, Stevie? How long can I go before somebody tells me where they’re from? The store. The store. Thank you, Nicole. They’re good. Hey, we’re running a promotion on mythical.com and I don’t want you to miss. We thought why save, Black Friday? That’s what it’s called. 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I mean, you’re wearing jeans. I’m wearing jeans. We should put that in the handbook that jeans on Friday. Put that in the employee handbook, okay? Jeans is like when we dress up. Yeah. All right. In this office. Shorts mandatory on Fridays. Oh. I don’t think. Yeah, I hear a lot of, “Ew” from women. Men. Shorts are tough. For multiple reasons, I’m sure. Mandatory shorts. Oh, crap. I didn’t even hit your compliments, either. I’m not a needy person, so I didn’t bring it up. I was just gonna see. Here’s another reason to still be here. I was gonna see if it was gonna happen naturally. I gotta give you 30 seconds of compliments. I don’t like to fish for compliments. And the Mythical writing team has given me some thoughts starters. First, I just wanna start my timer, please. I don’t want this to last any longer than it has to. Start my timer. Okay, you have 30 seconds starting now. I would like to compliment your sense of humor. Okay. You really know when I’ve said something funny. Oh. That’s right. And you have a sense of things being funny that I’ve said and I appreciate that. That feels like a double dipped, it double dipped. Going into the same thing twice, which was about you, really. I would like to- 15 seconds. I’d like to compliment your teeth. They stay hidden. Always. You mean these? I think. Well, look at them. They’re there. They’re straight. I’d like to compliment- Time’s up. Your arm hair. Time’s up. That’s it. Oh, man. I wanted be hear some more compliments. I’ll give you some more. You deserve it. I really love the way you get up out of a chair. Look at that. He leans forward center of gravity, pops up, and then he sits back down. Always stay facing the camera. Yeah. Never turn your back to the camera. I just wanna compliment you on your pants, now that I can see them. They cover your entire leg in a way that a casual Friday short never could. I don’t know if you can see on camera, but there’s a slight distressed quality to them, as if they were washed many times. I’ll just, let me. Just so you can see, I’ll just get right over the mic. What is happening? Just trying to show my jeans off. I wanna compliment the distressed nature of your jeans. Thank you. I miss you, Rhett. Oh. Miss you, too, Charles. Take advantage of Good Mythical Friday discounts every fourth Friday at mythical.com.