GMMore 2105: What’s On My Umbrella? (Game)

Welcome to Good Mythical More. We’re going to play what’s on my umbrella, which will be on our head, or umbrella, umbrella. I can’t emphasize it. Umbrella, umbrella. Umbrella. But first, we’re gonna list ’em all back and forth until we run out. Yes. Fast and Furious actors. Vin Diesel. The chick. That wasn’t a good look, was it? Wow. I was gonna say the chick from Lost, who was then in the Fast and Furious movies. And then the guy- How about the guy who- Ludicrous. Okay. Paul. who’s the guy that- The dead guy? The dead guy. I mean, the guy who died, who’s now dead. Paul. Yeah. Paul Walker. Paul Walker. Paul Walker. Yeah, and then The Rock was in one of them. Really? Yeah. I haven’t seen any of them. I’ve only seen seven. Meaning not- The seventh one. Just the seventh one. Yeah, you had the chick from… Okay, we’re bad at that. Man, you really set us up to shine on that one. So what we’re going to do is I’m gonna put this on my head and then I’m gonna close my eyes. Is it in the frame? We can’t see it right now. We can’t see our monitor because we’re- I’m not gonna put on my blindfold cause I don’t want to make it sticky. Yeah, so what I’m going to do is I’m going to drop multiple of the same item, Link, that I’m dropping onto your head into this contraption, and then you’re gonna try to guess what they are based on size, weight, sound, et cetera. Ready? Yeah. First one It seems pretty light and circular. Is it food? No. Is it a toy? Is it decorative? It’s not a toy, but that’s very, it’s toy adjacent. Sports equipment? No. what’s toy adjacent mean? Is it a puzzle? No. Oh, there’s more of them? Is it a figurine? No. I don’t know what you mean by… Should I go down toy adjacent lane? Is it circular shaped? Yeah. Are they all identical? I mean, there’s different colors. Different colors. Are they in packaging? No, these are bare, ready to go. Can I use them? You could use them, but you would probably be judged if you were. All right, who wouldn’t be judged? A baby. A baby. So it’s a baby product? Is it pacifiers? Link! Oh, it is. It is binkies. I mean, toy adjacent, right? Yeah, toy adjacent. All right, so now it’s your turn. This thing is very comfortable. Especially when your hair is extremely sticky. All right, so close your eyes- Oh, gosh. and let’s get mine. Okay. Ow! Oh, you pulled a whole bunch of hair out. Sorry. All right, that didn’t work. Okay. I really tried to be gentle. Okay, that just pulled a bunch of hair out and like dug right into my skull. It’s Lucas’s fault. Wait to go, Lucas. Gourd. I mean, maybe it just scrapped your head. All right. No more of that. I tried to be gentle. Okay. I put it down gentle, but then I didn’t think about the letting it go part. Yep. So I want you to think about that now. Okay, well, I’m thinking about it. I’ll be thinking about it for the next couple of minutes. Now, there is another round, so. I keep feeling it. All right. There we go. I want to make sure it’s, yeah, it’s like a torture device, really. Okay, here you go. It’s not a gourd. Okay, so mine’s light. Is it food? It’s not, but it could be. It’s not, but it could be? So it’s an ingredient? No. I mean, it’s not food. It’s from a thing that could be food. It’s from an animal? Uh-huh. So it’s from an animal. Is it a part of the animal? Uh-huh. Okay. Is it from a mammal? Yeah. Is it eggs? Does it feel like eggs? And is eggs from a mammal? I guess mammals give birth to live young, don’t they? It’s the opposite of a mammal. Is it live young? Yeah, it’s live young. Okay, so it’s from a mammal. It’s part of a mammal. I just hit you with one. You’re getting all kinds of good clues. Is it a rabbit’s foot? Cause it sounded like a key chain. All right Link, take off your head thing. Dang, I was right. Because one hit the table and I heard that. One also hit you in the shoulder. I mean, I that’s what I heard. That’s a pretty good guess. Yeah, that was pretty- All right, listen. You have my word. I’m not going to hurt you anymore. Even though I didn’t hurt you intentionally before. Lucas did. Quick reminder, happy February and happy third anniversary of the Mythical Society. In celebration, during the entire month of February, any purchase of Third Degree Annual Plan, you get to choose one of the past 2021 quarterly items that have been locked up in a vault, and there’s limited supply. So the sooner you make the decision, the more you have to choose from. that’s a Snackiverse Lunch Box Thermos Set, Rhett and Link Sing Lionel Vinyl. Thermos set? Well, that’s the lunchbox and thermos set. I didn’t know it was a thermos set. The Mythical Onesie, and the Rhett and Link Talking Plushies. Visit mythicalsociety.com for details. All right, you can close your eyes now. Okay, this is much better. Cheerios. Why do you say Cheerios? Did you smell something? No. It’s bigger, it’s bigger, it’s bigger. Okay, so did you feel that? Cause I’m about to change it up. Uh-huh Nerds? Nope. Okay, you’re opening something up, and is it food? Yes. I wouldn’t say I’m opening anything up. Oh, you’re just crushing something. Yeah, so don’t dump it on the table. Is it a snack? That’s a rabbit’s foot. It could be a snack or it could be a meal. Is it a meal more than a snack? Meal more than a snack. Is this a dried version of this thing? Yes. Is it dried ice cream? No. Is it the space version of the meal? No. But it’s a dried version of what would be a meal? It’s very common, it’s very common. It’s not something you gotta go to space for. It’s very common as a meal? Ramen. That’s right. Take it up. Look at that. Oh, nice. Ramen. My man ramen. Kinda makes me hungry. That’s pretty, you can eat ramen just straight like this. You can, but you shouldn’t. No, do it. It’s not hard to do at all. It’s very common. Well, I know it’s not hard. Tell me it doesn’t taste good. Yeah, it doesn’t taste bad. All right, let’s dump it in here, and then I’ll close my eyes. Okay, here we go again. I’m holding that thing off of my head so that it doesn’t like puncture my brain. I hear whispering. Is it alive? Is it talking to itself? Oh! Okay. So there’s two of them? Yep, now there’s a third one. Okay, that one bounced out. Is it a food? Mm-hm. Okay. Is it in raw form right now? Yeah, it’s not cooked. Is it a fruit? Uh-huh. It wasn’t the heaviest of fruits. It wasn’t the heaviest of fruits. Can you make a drink with it? Well, probably if you squeeze it hard enough. But it’s not typically used to make drinks? I mean, that’s not the first use of it. Okay, does it keep the doctor away? I actually do believe it has a lot of vitamin C. But one a day doesn’t keep the doctor away? Or go on a teacher’s desk? That almost went in your mug. You could put it on the teacher’s desk, but it would be weird. Is it orange in color? Not particularly. What about yellow? Nope. What about green? Nope. Well, there is a green part. Oh, there’s a green part? Is it red? Uh-huh. Well, I already asked. What’s red besides an apple? I already asked, what fruit’s red besides an apple that’s also got a green part? What’s the red fruit with a green part? Great question. Is it spicy? Nope. Oh, so it’s not a pepper. Maybe that’s the vegetable, anyway. Oh, it’s on your back now. Are peppers fruits? It was literally just in contact with your back. Oh, I know what it is. Do I hate them? No. So it’s not an apple, it’s not a tomato, and it’s not a fruit pepper? What is the other red fruit? The other red fruit. Like, that’s a great campaign for this. If somebody didn’t realize that there’s a lots of fruits that are red, they would be like- I can’t think, I mean, I couldn’t list out. This thing. The other red fruit, brought to you by this thing council. This is turning into another list ’em all, and we’ve proven how bad I am at that. Yeah, yeah. Paul Walker. Red fruit that’s not an apple. I really can’t think of any other fruits with my eyes closed. My eyes are usually open when I’m thinking of fruits. Red fruit with a little green part Oh, strawberry. Mm-hm. Dang. Hey man, you close your eyes and try to think of red fruits. What other red fruits are there? You literally said the other red fruit. That was great. Strawberries. There’s the slogan. Strawberries. All right, because I hurt your head, you get to take a shower first. Oh, thanks. I’m gonna be a long time. I’m gonna run all the hot water out. You mind if I take a shower in the sink while you’re in the shower? That’s weird. But just a head shower. Yeah, but I’m gonna be taking a whole body shower right next to you. Well, I’m not going to look. There’s not a curtain. I’ll close my eyes and think of red fruit. For February only, Third Degree Annual Plan purchases receive their choice of one of the past 2021 quarterly items while supplies last. mythicalsociety.com.

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