I read fan fiction, and I wrote, of course I wrote Harry fan fiction, but that’s like… come on, guys. Yeah, and I did write him as a vampire, Trevor. That’s what you were gonna ask next, and yeah, it’s true. Oh no. Welcome one and all to “Trevor Talks Too Much,” the show where I talk to some really super cool people who hopefully think I’m cool too, and hopefully I don’t scare them away with how much I talk, but you know, we will see. My name is Trevor. I’m a master baker, mythical soft boy, and lover of the Lego Star Wars franchise. Today, I’m gonna be talking to Britney Broski. You know her, you love her, we all do. Social media sensation, very, very funny person. Can’t wait to speak with her. Jamie, the… , I’ve been having this… I’m sorry, I can’t get it outta my head. I’ve been having this like nervousness about my car, because I have a Jeep, and it has a soft top. And I bought the Jeep for my dad. And last time, like when he put, he had taken the top off for the summer, probably, and when he was putting it back on, he installed the back part of the soft top wrong, and so the Jeep has like a gate back trunk door. And there’s a little gap between this gate back trunk. Okay. And the window, and sometimes when I drive home late at night, I see there are raccoons running around Burbank, just strolling the streets of Burbank at night. Just rampant. Just rampant, running rampant, getting their noses in all sorts of little things. And I always have this fear that I’m going to see a raccoon in my car one day, ’cause they can fit into like really small gaps. I don’t know, that’s like a fun raccoon fact. I don’t know, there’s like a number. It’s like there’s a certain percentage of their body size that they can fit into… Anyway, I’m always worried that I’m gonna come out to my car in the morning, and there’s just gonna be a raccoon in the back of my car or something. But also, that would be kind of cool, ’cause maybe then I could domesticate him and make him my friend, him or her. Which would be fun, I feel like it would be a tough pet to have though. I’m not even a allowed to have dogs in my apartment, so I don’t know if a raccoon would fly, but they’re just so fluffy and cute with their little goggles. What noises do they make? I don’t know, I think it’s like a hissing sound or something. I feel like raccoons kinda make a hissing sound, but they’re so cute with their little hands, and they like grab stuff, and I’d love to have a pet raccoon. But also then like rabies is a thing, and I don’t know. Yes. I don’t wanna get lock jaw. But I could get a rabies shot, I mean that can’t be that hard. Oh no. And then like- There’s a lot. You get like 10 shots in your stomach. 10? Why? I think, I don’t know, to just get all the rabies out. How have they not like modernize the rabies shot? Like, come on. I got three shots for COVID, but I gotta get 10 shots for rabies? That’s ridiculous. I feel like all of the coolest pets are not, you can’t own them as pets. Like you can’t have a raccoon as a pet, you can’t have a Fox as a pet, that’d be epic. You can’t have a red panda. I would give my left leg to have a red panda as a pet. I freaking love red pandas. They are so cute and so fluffy. They’re like the better version of a koala, ’cause they just curl up and sleep in trees. But koalas are stupid, like marsupials are so dumb except for kangaroos, kangaroos get a pass. But like, koalas are so dumb. Red pandas are so in, and they’re so cute and they’ve got their cute little tails and they’re not even technically pandas, I don’t think. I think they’re in the fox family, or something. I don’t know much about ’em, all I know is they’re the cutest animals ever. I have a red panda stuffed animal on my bed, actually. I have too many stuffed animals on my bed. I was noticing that this morning when I got outta bed, ’cause there’s this arcade that I like to go to, and they’ve got all these really great claw machines, and they’re the greatest. And so I win so many of them, and then I bring them home. But now they’re all like kind of shoved over to the side of my bed, and I’m realizing now I probably need to go through ’em, but I don’t have a place to put ’em other than my bed, and I don’t want any of them to feel bad, you know? They have feelings. They have feelings. They have feelings, and I don’t want ’em to feel bad, so I gotta leave ’em all on my bed, otherwise they’re gonna feel left out. But then some to times they fall down in the crack on the side of my bed and then they’re on the floor, and so then I gotta pick ’em up off there, and I have a turtle, I have a red panda, I have a blue thing. I have a cow, and the cow is super cute ’cause it’s super soft and it’s got a little heart-shaped black spot on its butt. And so it’s a cute little, a heart cow, which I love. What other ones do I have? I feel like I wish I could have all of my stuffed animals as pets. Like I’d love, oh, I have a capybara. Capybara, that’s like my other favorite animal. Red pandas and capybaras. Capybaras are the most chill animals in the animal kingdom, I think. They are so cute, so lovable, so fluffy. They’re like the dad friend, or the mom friend of the animal kingdom. Like, all the other animals just chill and love capybaras. Like, you just see these pictures, like a capybara just riding on an alligator across the pond, ’cause they’re like, “I can’t eat this guy, he’s too cute.” And then little birds are nest on the capybaras, and you just see these pictures of the capybaras just chilling. They’re the world’s largest rodent, fun fact. And I know what you’re thinking, “Rodent, ew,” but rodents are cute, okay? Like I’ve seen a lot of cute rats. Trevor. And- Trevor. What? I mean, this is… this is like, I really feel like you should be a documenter or something. Make a YouTube documentary of these animal facts that you have. And I quite thoroughly enjoyed it, but I think we should get to Brittany. Oh, okay. Well, one final thought, because you mentioned documentaries. I do a great documentary person voice that… watch as the alligator swims across the pond. I don’t know, I just feel like that’s all the Planet Earth videos. They have that same voice. You should audition. I didn’t practice it, so it wasn’t as good, but I promise it’s better sometimes. Anyway, there is a guest that we should probably get to. I’m sorry for rambling about pets. Britney Broski. Britney freaking Broski. I talked to Britney Broski today, and it was just the greatest conversation. She’s so amazing. She’s known for just being one of the funniest people on the internet. She’s so sweet, so funny, so nice, great burps. She’s got a ton of followers on TikTok, Instagram, Twitter, all that stuff. She makes YouTube videos that are great. She’s got a podcast with Sarah Schauer, her friend, roommate, cousin that’s amazing. And yeah, we just had the best conversation. We talked about all sorts of stuff, like our favorite Disney movies. We talked about Matt Damon. We talked about fan fictions, some of our personal favorite fan fictions. We talked about so much stuff, and it was just such a great time and I can’t wait to get into it, and I’m sure that you can’t either. So let’s freaking do it, Brittany Broski. Welcome, Brittany Broski. Everyone, Hey. Give a round applause wherever you’re listening from, really rambunctious and loud. Give it up for Brittany. Hi, Brittany. Thank you, guys. I hear you all so clearly in my headphones. Oh, it’s so good to have you. Thank you so much for coming on. Thank you for having me in these COVID times. It’s COVID times, yeah. It’s nice to meet you. I know that you have been a fan of Rhett and Link in the past. You’ve been around a bit, the studio. I’ve been GMM adjacent. GMM adjacent. Never, yes. Never within the walls. Never within the walls? I’ve been there once, but it was never like, it was like I was doing something for Smosh. Oh, okay. I came in, and I was like- I see. “Hi, Rhett and Link, I love you guys.” Yeah. I remember when I first found out that you were a GMM fan and I was like, oh my God, how do I like not be annoying, but get her to notice who I am and that I work for them so maybe she’ll follow me and wanna be friends? The way that you manifested this. This is your brainpower. Right? This is me, manifesting two years ago or whatever it was. God, I don’t even know how much time has passed. Incredible. Well, let’s get into it. The first thing that I actually wanted to ask you about and talk about is, I found out, or Jamie found out, and then relayed that information to me, because I’m a child, is that your mom is a ghost hunter. Yeah. Do you? Yeah. I just wanna get into, so, do you. You’re like, “I have so many questions,” by the way. I have so many questions, because I’m someone that wants to believe in ghosts, like I don’t know if I do. I wanna believe it’s true. Little “X-Files,” but I don’t know, I’ve never personally experienced anything. So I can’t speak to things, but I wanna believe that they’re out there. So, have you ever hunted ghosts? I have gone with her on a couple investigations, and she’s serious, man. Like, it’s not a joke. Yeah? It’s not like, “I’m a ghost hunter.” It’s like she has all of the equipment, she’s friends with the people from those shows, like. Yeah. The ones on whatever channel it is, middle-aged people program. She literally, like, will be called. And Montgomery county is where she operates, in Texas. Yeah. And she’s part of the Southeastern Texas Paranormal Research Team. Oh my gosh. And she will be called out to specific locations, whether it’s an old historic bar, or if it’s like an abandoned hospital, abandoned asylum, abandoned jails are a big thing in Texas, and they’re on private property, and she’ll go and investigate them. And she’s caught some weird stuff on camera. I mean, I’m the first skeptic to be like, “Mother, are we kidding?” Yeah, come on. But she’ll show me some stuff, and I’m like, I don’t know. It really, like when you’re there in the moment, I’ve gone with her twice on some investigations. When you’re there in the moment and she’s asking questions, and it feels like things are responding accordingly. Yeah. It’s wild. It is wild. It’s unexplainable. And I’m kind of with you. I wanna believe so bad, but I need that concrete, oh my God, that happened to me specifically, and this is my truth, and I haven’t had that moment yet, but I’m living vicariously through my mother. That’s awesome. I’ve had, ’cause I’m a big scaredy cat, So in general, I get scared pretty easy. Really? Okay. But I love being scared, so I love like haunted houses, stuff like that. I’m the same. Do you like to watch scary movies, but only with other people? Yeah, I like to, it’s very rare that I watch a scary movie by myself, but with other people they just are not as scary. And so part of me is like, well, I wanna watch it by myself, or with like one other person so that I still get scared. But then if you ever watch a scary movie with a big group of friends, everybody just starts making fun of it, and then it’s like, not scary. That’s what I like. Yeah. That’s what I like. I actually had, I was in high school, and it was when the “Ouija” movie came out. And I went to see it with a friend, but he picked me up, and my parents were outta town. I was waiting for it. My parents were out of town, and so I was like, I get home from seeing this movie with my friend. He drops me off, and I saw that our car wasn’t in the driveway. And so I was like, oh my brother’s out and about doing something, so I’m home alone. Anyway, before I left- How old is your brother? My brother’s two years older than me. So I get home, and I go into the house and all of a sudden, I’m like, wait a minute, this is weird. I was like, there’s some lights on that I definitely didn’t leave on when I left. And I was like, and I put the dogs in their kennel before I left and they were out, and I was like, what is going on? I was like, this is too much. This is too freaky, I can’t deal with it. Do you think someone was in there? I thought someone was in the house, and I was like, but the car’s gone, so Matt can’t be here. And then all of a sudden I’m just kind of standing in the hallway of my house, and I hear a fuss, ’cause I called out, I was like, “Hello? Is anyone there?” And nobody answered. And all of a sudden we had this squeaky faucet upstairs in our bathroom, and I hear the faucet squeak and the water start running. And I was like, oh my God, I gotta get outta here. And I was like, “Hello?” And my brother just calls down from his room, he’s like, “What?” And I was like, “Where is the car?” I was like, “Where’s the car?” And I didn’t realize, but my parents had actually lent our other car to a friend. It was a truck, so they had like, needed to move something. Oh my God. And I was so scared. I thought I was like, I just got back from seeing this movie, and I am being haunted. This is happening. That’s one of those things too where it’s like, what’s scarier, a spirit that could possibly be in the home, or an intruder? Yeah. Someone who’s just like, I think that’s scarier, because it’s like, why would you do that? Like a home invader is so much scarier than a ghost. Oh, yeah. In my opinion. ‘Cause it’s something that could actually happen. Like I find that watching scary movies, I feel like I’m more scared if it’s a realistic situation, but like- I am too. After getting back from seeing the scary movie with my friend, and then just being like- Hello? Oh my God, there’s a ghost, and they let my dogs out of the kennel for some reason. And then they’re washing they’re hands. Just to mess with you. Yeah, just a mess with me. They said, “Today’s the day we mess with Trevor.” Yeah, they like- It’s over for him. “We know you just saw a scary movie.” That’s so funny. I mean, that’s pretty cool. My parents own a cigar lounge, so, but ghost hunting mom, like that’s pretty epic. Yeah, man. I don’t know. It explains a lot about how I am and why I am the way I am. Yeah. That’s so funny. I hear word on the street is that you love Matt Damon. So where’d you hear that? I don’t know. I heard it from more of the stuff that Jamie read. And sent me. Jamie’s like, things you need to know, ghosts, Matt Damon. Ghosts, Matt Damon. Harry Styles. Yeah, One Direction fan fiction. Yep, yep. So Matt Damon, controversial, by the way. Yeah, I was gonna say maybe this is like a past love. Whatever in the news. Or something, but. This was like, okay. Think like, remove all outside influences. Matt Damon in the Oceans franchise, and Matt Damon in “Good Will Hunting.” Yeah. Matt Damon is such a good, “Borne Identity,” a beautiful man. Yeah. A great actor. Just the all-American boy. Yeah. Have you ever seen “Rounders?” He was my dream boy. Have you ever seen “Rounders?” ‘Cause it’s like one of my favorite movies of all time, and it’s about poker, and it’s starring Matt Damon, Edward Norton, John Malkovich, John Turturro, and like a bunch of other- All-star. Yeah, All-star cast, and it’s like John Malkovich plays this Russian mobster in New York who runs an underground poker game. And then Matt Damon is like this young law school student that is also a really good poker player, and it’s so great. Oh my God. And John Malkovich just does this terrible Russian accent. And they let him. And they let him, ’cause it’s John Malkovich, what are you gonna say? Yeah. That is probably my favorite Matt Damon movie, and then my other favorite Matt Damon thing is- Interesting. Do you remember that old Jimmy Kimmel skit from like 2009, back when Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman were dating? Yes, the original… the beef between them. Yeah. That was where it started, right? Yeah, that was where it started, and then they made the song effing Matt Damon, where like, Sarah Silverman- “I’m effing Matt Damon.” “I’m effing Matt Damon.” She’s effing Matt Damon. It’s so funny. That is like one of my favorite skits, and I don’t know why, and now it’s gonna be stuck in my head. That’s been an inside joke in my family for a long time of the like, well, cut for time, Matt Damon. Almost had him on the show tonight so sad he couldn’t make it. So sad. And he’s in the green room like, “I’ve been here for since 9:00 AM.” Oh my gosh, that’s so funny. That’s me at “Good Mythical Morning.” I’m like, “I’m here, guys. Just like, bring me out.” Please, I don’t know why they haven’t. Actually, I was talking to Rhett and Link the other day, we’re pretty tight. And they were like, “Gosh.” I believe you. “Brittany Broski, you know, we wanna have her on, but she’s just-” Cut for time. Cut for time. Cut for time. Actually, fun fact. So I’m gonna start the beef now that I told you about earlier. Okay, let’s hear it. So you released a video recently of you recreating the last meal on the Titanic? Yeah. Yeah, so we, over in the mythical kitchen where I cook a little bit sometimes, in like November of 2020, we did the same exact thing. You’re kidding. Yeah. I’m not original? It was so funny, ’cause it’s like, almost the exact same title. Oh my God. And when I told Josh and Quinn and everyone that you were coming on, they were like, “You gotta talk to her about the Titanic thing.” I was like, “She probably does even know.” Me ripping off your entire studio. It was so funny, ’cause I watched the video and it’s hilarious, but the final product, not to talk crap or anything, but it was like- Oh, it was awful. The difference between your plate of salmon, carrots, and like, pea mush. Peas. They’re like, truly awful. I rewatched our video, and we had this like beautiful table of food, ’cause Josh is actually like, I don’t know. Because Josh is good at what he does. Yeah, he’s a good chef. Can’t relate. But we were also working in an actual kitchen, and not like a kitchen in a home. And he’s a trained chef. Yeah. I thought he was like, “That looks gross, I should make it.” Yeah. And guess what? It was gross. I saw whatever videos come across my YouTube homepage, just truly scary and awful. A deep dive into my brain. It was one of those like, authentic, here’s what the high classes would’ve eaten, and here’s what the lower classes would’ve eaten, and I was like, “This is tea.” And then I got to thinking, ’cause they describe it on the menu so beautiful. Yeah. And then I was like, when you really get down to it, these are disgusting. It’s like fish and mayonnaise. It’s really gross. Like, people just didn’t know what was good. It was like, it was so It’s like, y’all got money. Why are you eating fish, mayonnaise and raw egg? It’s like literally all old food is just like nasty, ’cause it’s all just nasty British food. They’re like, “Ooh, what if we just put mashed peas on everything, and boiled meat?” Consider this, vinegar. Boiled, unsalted, boiled meat, and a potato. It’s beautiful. British culture is so beautiful. I love it. I was actually worried, ’cause I know that you do a phenomenal British accent. Like, it’s so great. I heard yours too, babe. Yours fantastic, isn’t it? Well, I was like, ’cause I do an okay British accent, I think. I feel like there’s three tiers. There’s like the tier of like really bad, where it’s just so terrible that it’s funny. And then there’s the middle tier, where it’s like, you’re kind of good, but also you probably couldn’t really pass for a British person, and then there’s the really good tier where it’s like, if you were there, they would just think that you lived there. That’s what we think. I thought that myself I’m like, and the last time I was in London, I did it. Yeah. I was like, I’m gonna go order a Cornish pasta. And I was like, “Can I get one of ’em, one of ’em, thank you very much.” Then I was like, I’m gonna do that, and I was with my British friend, and I did it, and he was like, “That was awful.” And I was like, “I thought I sounded pretty good.” And he was like, “No, no, no. They were laughing at you,” and I said, “Cameron.” But here, Americans are like, “That’s the smartest thing I’ve ever heard.” You can do any accent, and they’re like, “Hell, you coulda fooled me.” “You could have fooled me.” “You got me.” That’s so funny. My girlfriend does like a really, really bad one. I don’t know what it is. Like I do a lot of voices, but she’s terrible. So bad. I’m sure she loves when you say that. She knows it too, and she tries and I like, I don’t know. I just try and coach her, but I’m like, I’m also not that good, but when you talk versus when I talk, I sound like I’m a mother lander, like from from the… like it’s so funny, but she just, yeah, it’s pretty bad. She’s like, “Oi, bruv, innit mate? I’m British.” And it’s just- Exactly. But it’s so funny to hear. She’s like, “It’s Tuesday, innit?” “It’s Tuesday, innit? “You want some fish and chips, bruv? Oi.” Every British fan just clicked off. Yeah, I’m sorry. Every single one. I’m sorry to all my British fans. It’s three guys. There’s probably three of them, I don’t know who’s listening to this. Well, they’re gone now, so it doesn’t matter. They’re gone now, so it doesn’t matter. I do a pretty bad like Mike Meyers, kind of like Shrek Scottish accent too, sometimes. Oh, I thought you were gonna say Austin Powers. Oh. I bet you do a good Austin Powers. I do a little bit of an Austin Powers. I do a little bit of a… All right, hold on, I gotta get into, it’s been a minute. Here we go, let’s perform. Okay. Do I make you horny. That’s good. Is that good? Groovy baby. Groovy baby. Shagadelic, baby. It’s the way his mouth moves. See, and that’s not bad. I gotta get away with it. Shagedelic, baby. Groovy. There’s so much teeth. That’s not bad. There’s so much teeth. It’s a lot of teeth. Yeah, a lot of teeth there. Wait, so you do a Shrek? I do a Shrek, okay. Oh God, it’s always so loud. I feel like I’m yelling when I do it. Donkey, what are you doing in my swamp, Donkey? Ogres are like onions. They have layers. I feel like it’s bad. I didn’t prepare. No, that’s like, 8, 7.9, 8 outta 10. I’ll take that like, hey, I’ll take that. Like, aggressively impressive. Okay, I feel like now I need to show you my best voices, ’cause there are ones that I do more often, and then you can show me your best, and we can ask Jamie who is better. Okay, bet. You’re like, “I need to redeem myself.” It’s your turn, you should do one, you should do one. Oh, it’s my turn? If you have one prepared. If not, I’ll do my Patrick Warburton. The way I just forgot every single animated character that’s ever been created. Oh, I can do Gingy from Shrek. Oh, yeah. Not the- Not the gumdrop button. I stole it, I feel so bad. As soon as you said Gingy, I was like, “I can do that.” You said, actually, it’s my turn again. Actually, it’s my turn. It’s my show. It’s not “Brittany Talks Too Much.” Actually, it’s true. Everyone talks to much, everyone needs to shut up. Everyone else, be quiet. Peter. Peter, you want to go hang out with Quagmire later? That’s good. You know, Patrick Warburton does the… It’s funny, every time I go to California Adventure, Patrick Warburton does the soarin’ over the world, for whatever reason. Like the video. He does? Yeah, he’s like, scrap it. Wait, you’re right. You’re right. I’m gonna be your flight attendant for the day. You’re so right. Everybody strap in for soarin’ over the world. Make sure you buckle your belt, and pull tightly on your yellow tab. It’s just like so weird that it’s Patrick Warburton. Is he Joe from “Family Guy?” It just comes to me, a clip of- Yeah. It’s literally, he’s like, “The poison for Kuzko. Just got poisoned.” “The poison for Kuzco, Kuzco’s poison.” We’re just a bunch of Disney adults having a great time here. Yeah, I mean, hey, I’m down to just do freaking silly voices for the next 30 minutes. I’ve managed to make a career out of doing that, so. You and I both. Hey, I mean you, it is pretty impressive. I’ve managed to make a career out of just, yeah, being an idiot. So, you know. Yeah. I went to culinary school, and I worked in like a really nice French bakery for like a year, and now I just act stupid on the internet. But were you happy? I was for a little bit, and then I wasn’t, because I was making no money. That’s the thing. You chase your passion, and you accept being broke. Yeah. That’s true. Sometimes you have to act like a little bit of an idiot to chase the bag. Sometimes you have to dance like a little clown fool. Yes. Boo Boo the Fool. Do a dance, joke boy. Make another joke. Tell us a joke. We’re the pros. We, the pros telling the jokes to earn a coin for a loaf of bread. Please. Oh, I’m still in my days. Please, mister, could you please spare me? Please, mister. Spare me a shill. Spare me a loaf of bread. I ain’t eating. I lost my mum and dad. I lost me mum and dad in the war, could you spare me loaf? Jamie’s laughing over there in the corner, so I think this is entertaining to someone, I hope so. Do you know that is the true testament. Can you make the crew laugh? Yes. Yeah, can you make? That’s the worst is when I do something funny on camera, or something that I think is funny, I do a bit, and then it’s just dead silent, and I’m like, “That didn’t land. That didn’t land, can we cut that? Can we cut that?” Yeah, not every single one can land. There’s some still flying up there in the air. To fix it in post, please. Please Photoshop that joke. Oh my gosh. So do you have a dream character that you’d like to voice act for? ‘Cause I know that you want to get into voice acting or that’s like, what you like to do. I would love, yeah. I would love to get into voice acting. You know, Pixar is like my, again, Disney adult time. You and me? Yeah. Sure. Trevor, baby. You and me. Hit me, Britt. In my future, manifesting for myself a Pixar film, I would like to play like an Olaf equivalent. You know how Olaf was like, in “Frozen,” very much the comedic relief, ’cause it’s a pretty heavy storyline. Yeah. Kind of. Yeah. He just provided those pockets of just, we’re just goofing around, guys. Yeah. And Josh Gad is so good at what he does. He’s so funny. Josh Gad is one of my favorites, and I think he- So funny. Was the per- I mean there isn’t another person that could have played Olaf. So, I want a role like that, that’s like I can’t see another person that could have played this other than… you know. Yeah. Am I a little British Corgi running around at Queen Elizabeth’s feet? Is this some like British Pixar film? I don’t know. Hello, Queen Mother. Oh, I love that. I’d love to be, I feel like one of my favorite animated characters ever is Calcifer from “Howl’s Moving Castle,” the Miyazaki movie. And he’s played, in the English version. Over my head. Oh, over your head? It’s a great movie. Over my head. You should watch it, but he’s essentially, what he is is he is this little flame, but this living flame that powers Howl’s castle, but he’s like a demon technically, but he’s just this little fire, and he’s voiced by Billy Crystal. So the freaking voice of Mike Wazowski, yeah. Slay. And he’s just this cynical flame that is always like, he’s kind of just a dad to the main character, but he just is, oh, it’s so funny. I love it. And I’d love to just be one of those side funny characters that just is there for comic relief and to crack jokes, but- Iconic. Yeah. Every kid’s favorite character. Yeah. No, that’s so funny. I love “Tangled” so much, and- “Tangled” is slept on, I would say. Slept on, for sure. 100%. I would love to be, I remember when “Tangled” first came out, I was like, my dream is to be the live action Flynn Rider. Like, that would just be- Oh, you would slay Flynn rider. So great, he’s just like of my favorite characters. I love Eugene. I just think he’s so funny. They got my nose wrong. They got… It’s so good. I was like, but I’m just like, sometimes I feel like I’m too goofy. Like, I mean, he’s pretty goofy, but he’s also like very serious and suave. But, no, no, no. That’s the thing about funny people is like, to be funny, you have to understand human emotion to a certain very intellectual academic level. Yeah. So, I feel like funny people are always great actors. Yeah. Because you know how the human mind works, and how people’s reactions work, and so you’re very in tune with that. I’ve always thought comedian are the best actors. Yeah, no for sure. I mean, Robin Williams. One of my favorite actors of all time. Jim Carrey? Jim Carrey. Like, yeah. To see Jim Carrey go from “The Mask” and “The Grinch” to “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.” Like things like that where it’s like, oh my God. Yeah. It’s such talent. What’s that Robin William’s movie? Oh my God, what’s the name of it? “Dead Poet Society.” No, it’s this super bizarre movie. Jamie, you might have to look it up and fact check me here. He plays like this dad of a kid, but his kid’s like this huge d-bag. I’ve seen that. Yeah, and his kid kills himself, accidentally. No, literally. Doing auto-erotic things? He’s like a pornography addict, or whatever. Yeah, yeah. And then he’s like this- What is that movie called? What is it called? And it’s the most bizarre movie ever, ’cause it’s so not like Robin Williams at all. No, it’s so dark. It’s so dark, but it is so funny. “World’s Greatest Dad.” “World’s Greatest Dad.” Thank you, Jamie. Truly like, WTF guys. Yeah, I remember when I watched that for the first time, I was like, what am I watching? But like still, such a great movie. I watched that movie with my dad. I was like, what? I thought this was supposed to be like a funny dad kid movie. My girlfriend’s dad is the one that recommended it to me. He was like, “You two should watch ‘World’s Greatest Dad’ together.” And I was like, “Oh, Robin Williams. Like, cool.” And then we watched it, and I was like, why is your dad telling us to watch this movie? I don’t like that. That’s so weird. I don’t like that at all. That is weird. Oh, man. Do you want to get into, I’m curious, okay. Let’s hear it. What’s the longest One Direction fanfic you’ve ever written slash read, or both? I wanna get into it. We’re getting into it. I’m a little Directioner. I’m a Directioner. You are? Yeah, 100%. Were you like, original days? Like 2012, 2013, 2014? How old are you? Here’s what I’m gonna tell you. I’m 22, so when. Okay, so you were nine when it was happening. Yeah, so I was in seventh grade, and I went to a small private Christian school in Idaho. Period. And for my Bible class, for one of our projects, we had to do a cover of a song, and my friend and I covered “What Makes You Beautiful.” Period. And we called it, “Hezekiah’s Beautiful,” who was a character from the Bible, and the video still lives on YouTube to this day. You could probably find it, and it’s very embarrassing, and I’m this most awkward. I’m wearing these neon green shorts, and I’ve got this like terrible buzz cut, and we’re sitting there like, “He was a king. Judah.” And it’s like the worst thing, and it’s just still there. And it’s just like this… So yes, I’m a directioner. You’re a Christian remix, trap remix directioner. Yeah. It’s so bad, but it’s so funny. That is one of the worst things I’ve ever heard, you know? In like a funny way. Yeah, no, it is. Like, oh my God. I literally… Yeah, I lived through all that of, like when they were on “X Factor” in 2011 to the great British migration, when they finally, you know, Americans heard about ’em, and then through the rest of time, truly, I went through every single phase. First I was a Louis girl, ’cause both of our last names are Tomlinson. Yeah. Do you know how many times I tweeted that, man? “I think we’re cousins. Louis, answer my DM, I think we cousins.” “Louis, I think we’re cousins.” “I think we’re related, by the way.” He was like, blocked. Blocked, by the way. I’m blocking you. Did he actually block you? No, he didn’t block me. Oh, that would be pretty funny. That would’ve been funny too. Me as a 14 year old getting blocked by Louis Tomlinson would’ve been like my greatest life accomplishment. Oh, really. I went through every single phase. I read fan fiction, and of course I wrote Harry fan fiction, but that’s like, come on guys. Yeah, and I did write him as a vampire, Trevor. That’s what you were gonna ask next, and yeah, it’s true. Oh no, as a vampire? I was like, what if Harry’s styles was Edward Cullen? And I said, you know what, this hasn’t been done, and I’m gonna write it. And it slayed, it was good, and one day I’m gonna make it public. Oh, I was gonna say, is it still out there? ‘Cause I’d love to read that. Hell no. Hell no. Oh, good. So, when I was a kid… Probably, okay. I’m gonna out myself here a little bit. I probably started liking One Direction more as a joke slash a way to get in with girls that I liked in the seventh grade. Absolutely. Which, you know, but that was the gateway into me being a true directioner. Right. And a really big fan. Everyone starts somewhere. And I was in Niall, I was in Niall stan at the beginning, Niall and Harry both. And I would say I probably lean more Harry now, ’cause I think he’s just the best, and I think everyone does. I mean, if we’re being honest. Who doesn’t? Like, come on. But you know what? Niall’s solo music is fantastic. It’s really good. It’s really good. I like it. I think it’s great. Also I love, you know, I’m a little Irish boy, and so I was like, you know, I feel that connection. Are you? Are you? Theoretically. Fightin’ Irish? Fightin’ Irish. Sorry. Fightin’ Irish for ya. Sorry, I got nervous. I got a little Spanish there. Sorry to all of our UK slash northern island fans. We’re just making fun of them the whole time indirectly. The entire time. Oh, man. No, people always just assume because I have red hair. You know what else? Oh, yeah. Yeah. You know what else? I wrote Robert Downey Jr. fan fiction. Wait. A little bit more niche. When was the, like, what was the era of Robert Downey Jr? Have you ever seen… It’s a movie called “Only You.” No. And it’s a movie called “The Pickup Artist.” These were little romcoms he did in like the 80’s, early 90’s. Okay, I feel like I remember “The Pickup Artist,” maybe, but “Only You” I haven’t seen. 80’s movies. Yeah. He was in those, and he was so just young and cute and witty and quick, and it was like “Iron Man” but if he was 24, and I was like, this is my thing. This guy. This guy. This guy. This guy. Yeah, this guy right here. No fan fictions were written about him? There were, but it was like, Ironman saves you from first period. And it’s like, girl, what are you doing? Oh no. I can’t look at fan fiction websites, because I’m too tempted to look up myself, and then I’m always horrified. Have you ever? You have. Yeah. Yeah. They’re out there. They are, no, they are 100%. I stopped. I’m like, I’m writing them. Brittany’s writing fan fiction. They’re written by me. Sorry. Oh no. I read like one of ’em one time, and I was like, so physically just like shriveling up, where I was like, I can’t do this. And now every once in a while, I’ll check out just to see if there’s any new material, and there is, but I can’t read it anymore, ’cause that just makes me… I was like, I don’t want those pictures in my head. Yeah. It is… Depending on what is being written, it can either be very complimentary. Yeah. Or truly awful. Yeah, like really degrading. Really degrading. The sexual ones are like, I think a certain level, there is a line between like, all right, this person is a super fan of this person, and, you know, you, especially as a young girl, like you imagine yourself in a romantic situation with your favorite person. And it’s all like fantasy fun and games. Yeah. The ones that are like deeply graphic and sexual and descriptive are like, that is… If it’s the subject matter uncomfortable, ’cause the subject is a real person, it’s kinda like, what are we doing guys? Like, let’s take a step back. Yeah, I’ve just stopped going on AO3. We’ve gone too far. ‘Cause I’m like, I just don’t even wanna mess around. And you know what? AO3 is written by like adults. Yeah. Wattpad is where like, teenagers are writing. Yeah, I don’t go on Wattpad. I haven’t looked on Wattpad. There might be more stuff out there, but AO3 is the stuff where I like, I look at the title, and then the little tags. And I’m like, oh God, I don’t even wanna imagine what this is about. This is 10,000 words of pain. It is, 10,000 words of just degradation. Oh man. I can’t hear, this is a side thought that I’m having now, because you mentioned Robert Downey Jr. I can’t hear the name Robert Downey Jr now without thinking of that stupid meme where it’s like, “I call her Robert the way she going Downey on my Jr.” That’s his legacy. It’s literally like- He would be so upset to find out that that is his internet legacy. Not all of the billions of movies, millions of dollars he’s made for movie franchises, it’s, “I call her Robert the way she be going Downey on my Jr.” It’s just so funny. The way I like the, just referring to it as a junior, “On my Jr.” It’s just so funny. I’m a gold member. I’m a gold member, baby. Shagadelic, baby. Groovy, baby. Groovy, baby. Oh my God, I need to watch “Austin Powers.” I haven’t seen an Austin Powers movie in a minute. I saw one with, the most recent time I saw an Austin Powers movie, it was at like an outdoor movie screening during COVID, like a drive-in movie in LA with my girlfriend, and we just like, she’d never seen an Austin Powers movie. And she was like, didn’t know, like, she didn’t really know what to expect going into it, and she loved it. And I was like, that’s- Was it one of those where you tune into the radio station and it’s playing it, or did you put the speaker in your car? It was one of those where you tune into the radio station. Oh, okay. Yeah. Which I think is great. Oh, fun. Drive-in movies are so much fun. They are. I started going to them more, like I didn’t ever really go to drive-ins until like COVID and then it was like, oh, here’s like a safe way to go see a movie. And I saw, okay. I saw one of the most boring movies I have ever seen in a drive-in. It was a double feature, and it was “Palm Springs” with Andy Sandberg, which was great. Great movie. Okay. And then what was the name of it? It was something like, I think I’m going to die today. If I could get a fact check on that, on Jamie, it was like the weirdest. Is it like a Seth Rogan movie or something? No, it was like this super dramatic, like, or I feel like I’m gonna die. Basically, the whole plot of this movie is the main character, she like, there was this, like, I don’t even know what you would call it, but it was like this disease or something that she got where she just had this… No, it wasn’t “She Dies Tomorrow.” Yeah, it was, it was “She Dies Tomorrow.” Is it? Yeah, that’s it. Thank you, Jamie. Well, does she die tomorrow? Well, no. She just like, got this feeling. She like just got this random, overwhelming feeling like she was gonna die tomorrow. But then when she would see other people by looking at them, she would like transmit this disease, but it was basically just this girl having like anxiety for like… It was an hour and a half long movie of just this girl. A think peace on anxiety. It was, and it was so boring, and there was no climax. There was just this girl living her life, just like, “I think I’m going to die tomorrow.” And it was just like, so, I don’t know. I was so bored. It felt like a three hour long movie, and I got done and I was like- An interesting concept, but the execution, poor. Yeah. Also like a weird movie to show at a drive-in. Yeah. Normally it’s fun movies, like on the other screen, ’cause it was this cool drive-in actually, I don’t remember where it is, but there was like four lots, so like four big screens. And then I was so jealous, ’cause the people one of the lots next to next to us were watching “The Gremlins,” and I was like, I wish I was watching “The Gremlins.” The original Gremlins? Yeah, the original Gremlins. I was like, God, I wish I was watching that right now. You’re like, “I’m watching a woman have a panic attack for an hour and a half.” Yeah, and it was so slow and I was like, God, I just want everyone to die. That’s usually the metric- You know what? That use for like, if a movie is good or not. Like, how much do I want every character to die at the end? Yeah, just get over with. Yeah. Let’s speed up the plot a little bit. Do you know what I think sometimes, is like, I’ll be watching a movie, and I’m at the point in my life where I’m like, if I’m not interested, ’cause TikTok has ruined my brain. Yeah. If I’m not pulled in immediately, I just stop. I don’t finish movies now. It’s like- Really? I developed my opinion about it, but also when it comes to TV shows, I’m like, “No, no, no it’s a slow burn. You gotta just like, you gotta wait. You have to watch for eight hours.” Somehow, I’m okay with that. But a two hour movie, I’m like, “Boring,” I’m sorry. If it was, I’ve only ever actually walked out of one movie in a theater. What was it? It was the live action “Aladdin” movie. “Aladdin” is my favorite Disney movie ever. Me too. It’s literally, really? Bestie. Oh my gosh. Yeah. ‘Cause Robin Williams. ‘Cause Robin Williams, oh my God. The live action “Aladdin” movie, and this is gonna sound like so corny, and like, “ooh, I’m cinephile,” but my favorite song from “Aladdin” is the reprise of “One Jump Ahead,” ’cause it’s just like a minute long, but it’s like a “Aladdin” just being sad and down and like, this really emotional scene. Anyway, when that’s- Would they see a poor boy, so sorry? Thank you, it’s so good. And then the live action “Aladdin,” I was watching it like for whatever reason, Will Smith was the genie, and he was like trying to bang Jasmine’s handmaid. Like, I was just sitting there in this movie, like how did they ruin this so much? I was like, seething. I never saw it. Don’t watch it. Yeah, for that reason, I never saw it. You’re gonna hate it. You’re gonna hate it. It’s so bad. You convinced me. Yeah, please don’t. You literally walked out? I walked out, and it was funny, ’cause I went to see it with friends, and I just decided I would rather sit outside, not doing anything, like on my phone. Oh my God. And wait for them than sit in in that movie, and just be angry, so. ‘Cause you felt disrespected in that moment? I did, I felt like the whole movie was disrespected. It was just ah. Raise your hand if you have been personally victimized by Will Smith as the genie. I think Jamie’s raising her hand too. Oh, man. Oh, man, that’s so funny. You are a big fan of “RuPaul’s Drag Race.” I am. You are? I am. I need to ask you a question, ’cause I wanted to ask you this. Let’s hear it. So many people tweet at me and tell me that I look like Queen Utica, and I don’t really- Out of drag? Out of drag, yeah. I would agree with that, a little bit. I just feel like it’s something that I get almost, it’s like people tell me I look like Eddie Redmayne. Okay, I see that more. I get Sean Mendez sometimes. Which is weird, and then I feel like the one I get the most people are like, “Oh my God, are you and Queen Utica related? ‘Cause you look exactly like them.” And I was like, “I don’t watch the show, but,” and then I go, I went to their Instagram, and I was like, I don’t feel like I look that much like- No, you definitely give more Eddie Redmayne. Yeah. And Sean Mendez love child. Yeah. Which, hey, I’m happy with that, I think they’re both cool people. Yeah, hey, take that. Take that. That’s that’s a compliment. I’ll take that any day of the week, twice on Sundays. Hey, here you go, for free. For free. Utica was, on her season, very odd. So… I don’t, yeah. You might be into drag race, you should get into it. I’ve seen it sometimes. It’s one of those things where I feel like I don’t like committing the things that I feel like is a long commitment, you know? Like if I were to go back and watch like all of drag race, like that’s a commitment. Sure. That’s a little bit too much of… But yeah, we are on season 14. I understand that. Yeah. ‘Cause I’m someone that I wanna watch from the beginning, I wanna see it all. I wanna see it progress and I’m like, oh, 14 seasons, like. That is a commitment. That’s a lot, that’s a lot. And I also- RuPaul has made so much money. Oh, yeah. So much. So much. What drag star do you think you look the most like? Drag star? Well, any queen that paints their eyes on half their face and has big blonde hair, so probably Tracy Mattel. Tracy Mattel? Okay. Easily. That’s like one of the names that I actually know, so… Thank you for saying that. She’s one of my besties. She’s gutted and rotted, but love her. I like it, you’re talking about who people tell you, you resemble. I get Adele. Yeah. And I get Meghan Trainer. Okay. And I get, oh, Buzz Lightyear. They love to throw a Buzz Lightyear my way, and so thank you guys. Buzz Lightyear. Buzz Lightyear, I get. The yellow M&M as well, so all good things. The yellow M&M. Google a picture of the yellow M&M right now. Is the yellow M&M, is that the dumb one? No, he’s just the yellow one. I feel like the yellow one is like the red one’s kind of dumb sidekick. Not saying that you’re a dumb sidekick, but I’m trying to remember all the personalities of the M&M’s. I think the yellow- The green one’s the sexy one. Green one is a sexy one. They’re all going gender neutral now, though. Yeah, yeah. Did you know that? I heard about that. 2022. I heard about that. I heard about the little M&M rebranding, yeah. But the orange one, I think the orange and the yellow ones are like cool guys. Yeah, I feel like, didn’t they? I think the orange one has anxiety now. Yeah, I think they made the orange one have anxiety. Or he’s gonna- They diagnosed him? They’re gonna express their anxiety more, which I don’t know. I don’t know, orange M&M went to therapy, and they’re like, “You got this.” I dunno how that works. The orange one has been diagnosed officially with generalized social anxiety. Oh my gosh. The freaking M&M plot, the M&M allure. I’m here for it. The M&M cinematic universe. All of them have different mental illnesses. Yeah, the MCU, my favorite CU. The true, the MMCU. Yeah, and not the one you’re thinking of. Oh my gosh. I love M&M’s. I love… Okay, do mini M&M’s taste better than regular M&M’s? ‘Cause I think they do. I think my favorite M&M’s are the ones with in the middle of ’em. Do the mini ones taste better? Probably, but I think the best ones are the peanut butter ones, and the ones that have like that birthday cake stuff inside. Birthday cake? Yeah, they’re delicious. They’ve got birthday cake M&M’s? Maybe I’m maybe I’m making that up, maybe it’s cookie dough. I don’t know. I love to lie, by the way. Hey, that’s okay. I mean, I’m not fact checking anything. I don’t know if anyone else is gonna, I don’t care. I lie all the time. Thank God. Yeah, I love telling fake stories. I think all the stories that I’ve told today are real though, so you can be confident that I’m not lying to you. Mine have been too. Okay. I was lying about lying. I don’t know what it is about the mini ones that I just love putting so many of them in my mouth. I think the peanut butter ones are the best. Those are always ones that I get. Yeah. But I… The mini ones, when I was a kid, ’cause they also come in that fun little tube, and so you can just like pour so many of them in your mouth. I don’t know what it is. Maybe that’s it, the ease of access, that you just- What do you mean, ease of access? You don’t have to put ’em in your hand, and get the ink all over your, and ’cause you’re sweaty. Yeah. ‘Cause I’m sweaty. Hot summer days. I’m clammy. I’m clammy. I’m always clammy. I’m always clammy. I do my best to moisturize, but hey, you know? It happens. Makes it worse sometimes. Makes it worse. I remember in high school, I would Google like, can you get your sweat glands removed? And now, as an adult, I’m like, that is so… If I would’ve gone to the doctor and said, “Can you guys like take these things out?” They would be like, “No.” That’s really unhealthy too, like antiperspirant deodorant is really unhealthy, ’cause like, you’re not supposed to clog your pores, like sweating is a healthy thing. Right? It just sucks that it smells bad. Sucks that it smells like an onion farm. An onion farm, smells like Shrek’s house. Smells like the swamp. Smells like the swamp donkey. Donkey. What… I don’t remember, I haven’t seen “Shrek” in long enough, apparently. “Shrek” two is- Can I show you something? Yeah. This is my home. Yeah. That’s on the way up our stairs. Up the stairs? Three “Shrek” movie posters. Oh my gosh. “Shrek” two is the best. I love “Shrek” two. “Shrek” two is the best. It’s such a good movie. Honestly, probably top five film of all time. No, I literally would agree. It’s so good. It is top tier humor, it’s top tier animation. It’s a perfect movie. The story is phenomenal, it’s just so great. However, comma, it is time for a very important segment of the show. Okay. Brittany, I hope you’re prepared. I’m ready for anything. I hope you’re excited. I know you are. This is a segment of the show that I like to call “Whoever Smelt It?” And I’m going to ask you, what is the most embarrassing place or situation that you have accidentally just let a big fat toot out? Not toot. Poot Lavato. Okay, I have three, actually. I came well prepared for this. That’s great. Oh, thank you. I’m ready for all three. So I can chronicle them as well. The first one that like really impacted who I am and like, me as an adult, and like just my general life experience was in third grade, and I had a crush on this guy, and he sat across the classroom from me, and we would get on the rug. You remember those reading rugs where they would have, it’d be like, “Go sit on your first initial of your name.” Yeah. We would go do that, and I thought I was gonna be funny, and I was gonna roll across the floor to go sit next to him. No. And dude, I was like, “Guys, watch this,” Rolled across the floor, let one rip. And it wasn’t like, oh, SPD. It was like fart machine. And of course I land right next to him, and he looked me in my christian eyes and said, “Ew,” and moved away. No. That shaped who I am. No. He said “Ew.” It shaped me as a woman. No. And, so that was number one. And then number two is generally, I do like to crop dust. I do. I do find a certain and pleasure out of crop dusting. So do I, I do all the time. I’m with my girlfriend, and I’ll just be walking through the grocery store, and I like to do it only if it’s silent, but like, I’ll just kinda let one, or I’ll like, I’m a faster walker than my girlfriend, so I’ll intentionally walk in front of her, get a few steps ahead, and then let go. You crop dust her? Yeah, I crop dust her. Evil. Yeah, and then it is pretty funny, but I respect that. I respect that. Yeah. And then the third one is I used to work in insurance. I used to work like an insurance brokerage. Yeah. And it was the most, I mean, when you think of like Shtick corporate job, like people in monkey suits, like a corporate job. That’s what this place was. Yeah. Like coffee in the morning, break room. I’m on my headset working customer service for insurance. I would go to the bathroom, ’cause legally you have to take two 15 minute breaks a day. Yeah. Well, I got IBS bro. So my 15 minute breaks quickly turned into 30, 45 minute breaks. I would go to the bathroom, and they had this chart on the screen, ’cause you had to log what you were doing, and they would see, oh, Brittany’s been on break for 30 minutes, where is she? One day, one of my supervisors came into the bathroom like, “Brittany?” And I was like, do I? ‘Cause it had been 45 minutes. She goes, “Brittany?” And I didn’t answer, and she goes, “Lord it stinks.” Good Lord. She, “Lord it stinks in here.” “Did a skunk die in here?” Literally something crawled up there and died, man. And I literally left the bathroom and we made eye contact, and I was like, she knows. She knows that’s where I was. Goodness. And that is… all three of those are very formative experiences for me. Yeah, for sure. Definitely the generalized, just being a lover of crop dusting, I think that how I know who you are as a person, which I appreciate. It’s the little things in life. Yeah. Josh and I, we both regularly poop in the office. But the way we phrase it is he always says like, “Hey, I gotta go take my eight minute meeting.” So we’ll just be like on set, rolling. He’s like, “Do I have time for my meeting?” And then like, but I always say, “I’m gonna go have an executive session.” Like, “I’m gonna take my executive session really quick.” And Jamie’s laughing right now, because yesterday we had to do something, and I told her, “I just got done with this thing, but I need to go take an executive session, and then I’ll be ready.” And apparently she didn’t realize I was talking about dropping a duce, so. She was like, “No, by all means. if you need take a call, you go.” Yeah, I’m very important, so that’s the thing, is it’s believable. You’re playing “Angry Birds” on your iPhone in the Good Mythical Morning. I’m scrolling Twitter.com. Twitter.gov. Yeah. Oh, no. That’s so funny. I love those stories, that’s great. So I get, I understand the pooping in the bathroom at work. It’s nice, because you know not as many people in the office because of COVID. I don’t have to stress as much, ’cause I’m always nervous about just someone going in there and be like, “What died in here?” It’s that, it literally is that. It’s like you can’t have your peace and privacy, but it’s also like there’s only a certain number of stalls. Yeah, yeah. At a certain point, people are gonna be lining up. And that’s even more humiliating. Oh my goodness. That is funny. I love talking about poop. If you wanna have me on for another episode, and we just talk about poop, let’s do it. I’d love to talk about poop. I’m down. I’m always down. It’s like, that’s one of my favorite things to talk about. I think he should be normalized talking about it. Normalize poop-talk. Normalize Poop-talk. Time for a very, another very special segment. Almost just special as the last one, maybe more special. Who knows? This is a portion of the show that I like to call, “What’s in My Pocket?” Okay. So I’m going to give you a few hints, ’cause I have something in my pocket that is pocket sized. Is this one of these Jimmy Fallon, like it’s not a normal, it’s not like keys. It’s like a little toy action figure or something? No, it’s something special. It’s something special, and it does relate to you. So I’m gonna give you three hints, and then I’m gonna give you some guesses. I want you to get it. It fits in my pocket, and then I’m gonna give it to you at some point. Is Matt Damon in your pocket? No, I wish. I know, right? All right, the first hint is a powder. You would love it. You put it on your food. You would love it on your food, and then “Shrek” is the third hint. So you have three guesses. Onion powder. It’s close. Garlic powder? Step back, backwards. It’s a combination of something. Call it a mixture, maybe. But it’s a seasoning. Yeah. Yeah, that’s another free hint for you. Mixture. Is it… No, it is onion powder. You’re lying. No, it’s… There’s another word instead of powder. It’s onion powder. Gunyun powder. Oh, onion salt. Onion salt, there it is. I love onion salt. Look at it. I love onion salt. A bottle of McCormick for you. A little bottle. Hey, McCormick, she’s that girl. She is that girl. I tell you what. Don’t ever say she’s not that girl. I tell you what, McCormick? I tell you what. Out here doing the Lord’s work. Onion salt. Did Jamie do her research? Yeah, Jamie did her research. We found out that you very much like onion salt, and I wanted to get you a little gift. I really appreciate that. A gift for you to have. I wish I was there to get it from you. A little token. We’ll get it to you. You live in Los Angeles, right, somewhere? I do, I do. In the greater Los Angeles area? Well hopefully, I mean, we can be friends, if you wanna be friends. Hey, I’m very down. You’re very down? Let’s go. I’m very down. I can like freaking text you or DM you or something, and you’re not gonna ghost me? The way that you literally manifested this, I’m having a blast. I can’t believe we’re besties. I’m having a blast too. Favorite Disney movie, “Aladdin.” We’re just clicking on all levels. All levels. “Tangled” is slept on. Yeah, I’m down to be friends. I will give you your onion salt. Thank God. Now is the shameless plug portion of the show. Here we go. Where, please, tell people where they can find you, tell people what to listen to, watch, all that stuff. All right, people. All right, people, here’s the deal. Here’s the dealio. We, me and my roomie slash cousin, Sarah Schauer, just released a podcast. It is called “Violating Community Guidelines,” which is something we both do very well. And we were coming up with the idea for, okay, we want a podcast, but we don’t wanna just be two white girls talking. Yeah. So we were like, what lived experience do we both very much relate to? And it is the internet, which Trevor, I know you can relate to as well. We’re children of the internet. Yes, I’ve actually listened to a couple episodes. Oh my goodness. So it comes highly recommended by me as well. Please go listen to it. Thank you. Yes, yes. Yeah, that means a lot. So it’s all about the internet, and the little niche corners of the internet that a lot of people might not know about. So we’re talking about things like fan fiction, which we talked about today. Yeah. Furries. Oh, yeah. Facebook Marketplace, just strange things people, lightly pooped on objects being sold on Facebook Marketplace, and that’s not a joke. Lightly pooped on. Lightly pooped on. At a discount, discounted price. Oh good, good. So, that is available now, anywhere you get your podcasts. Yeah. Go check us out, we have a YouTube channel as well, and a TikTok, if you wanna go watch some clips, and then I am Brittany Broski. Find me at Brittany underscore Broski everywhere. All the socials, go check her out. Honestly, Brittany, you’re so funny. So crazy. All the socials. I love what you do. A very big fan of your work, even though you’ve ripped off our mythical kitchen video. And I’ll do it again. And Josh will fight you in the parking lot now. And I will do it again. No, thank you so much for coming on. I really appreciate it, this is such a good time. Thank you for having me guys. This was a blast. Well, everyone that was Britney Broski. Please go follow her on all of her stuff, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, all that fun stuff. Go check out her YouTube channel, check out her podcast, “Violating Community Guidelines” with Sarah Schauer. She’s just great. You should just keep up with her. She’s an awesome person, and she’s so fun and nice. Jamie, she was so fun and nice. How do you think it went? So fun and nice. You know where I really think that you, ’cause I feel like at first, maybe she was trying to feel you out a little bit. Yeah. But where you really hooked her for sure was the “Shrek” accent. Yeah, and then she was all in, and then from there you guys just kept finding all these like similarities. So much in common, oh my goodness. It was like the “Shrek” and I feel bad, ’cause the “Shrek” honestly wasn’t my best work. I didn’t prepare, I didn’t practice it. It’s also harder to hear myself with the headphones on sometimes, so I’m like, oh, I don’t know what I sound like. So I was worried, but yeah, she seemed to be into that. And then yeah, God, the amount of voices that we did, so many voices. I know I got lost in the sauce there for a little bit during that, but. Brittany and I are just built different, so. We’re very talented individuals. We’re artists. That, you are. See, I’m terrible. I can’t, I shouldn’t even do an accent on air. No, that was so much fun though. I thought it went great. It seems like she wants to be my friend, which is very cool. Yes. She actually gave me her phone number. I have Brittany Broski’s phone number, and we’re gonna hang out and be friends, and I’m manifesting it. We’re gonna be friends. Thank you, everyone, for listening to “Trevor Talks Too Much.” You can listen every Tuesday, wherever you get your podcast, you can also check it out the following Monday on YouTube, at youtube.com/trevortalkstoomuch. Go check it all out. Audio, video, all that fun stuff. Come hang out with me, and hopefully my new pals, and definitely leave a review, please, so I know just the right amount of talking to do, ’cause that always helps me out. Make sure you just follow us on all those podcast platforms, Spotify, Apple Podcast, all that fun stuff. You can also go follow all the mythical properties. Go check out our Instagram, Twitter, check us out on TikTok, all that fun stuff. You can catch me over on mythical kitchen too. I cook fun food over there sometimes, and you can also find my personal handles at Trevor Evarts on Instagram and Twitter, and that fun stuff. So yeah, have a great… day. Jamie, how do I end a podcast? This is my first time. Everybody, thank you very much for coming along for the ride. Thank you for being here with me today. The end.