Welcome to “Good Mythical More”. We’ve got some crew members represented here by these flags. And they each have a memory associated with a scent. We’re gonna see if we can match who’s who, get to know the crew. But first, let’s check our voicemail. Hey there, Rhett. I like butter beans. Do you like butter beans, too? Hey there, Link. You smell. I smell what? You just smell. I smell. You just smell. And then he just was proud of himself. For making that joke. That sounds like a, that’s like a prank call that we would’ve made in fourth grade. Hey, Rhett. Do you like butter beans? Do you like butter beans? I do. I don’t eat ’em enough, though. I love ’em. Okay. We got our crew members on the line. Maisie. Hello? Hello. Megan. Hello? Hello. Emily. Hello? Hi. Pasley. Hello? Hello, my dudes. Ammo. Hello? Hola, amigos. All right. Here we go. Okay. Who’s first? The smell of rotten eggs reminds me of my grandma. Ooh. Rotten eggs. Okay. That’s unfortunate. Rotten eggs are, that’s a horrible scent. Rotten eggs? Maybe. Okay. Maybe they, somebody had a farm. And some rotten eggs. Um. Mm-hmm. Maybe just grandma just didn’t. Yeah. Why would you? Maybe she forgot about- Of course, we can’t- the eggs in the fridge. ask them about that, um. So, you know. Or maybe one of them just smells like rotten eggs. Maybe, maybe it’s a, someone whose grandma had a chicken coop. But we can’t ask that. I don’t know. Emily, you got any experience with a chicken coop? I do not. I actually wish I had chickens, but I’ve never had an experience of owning them. Like, currently you wish here in LA you had chickens? I have a neighbor that has a chicken coop of like, 20 chickens, and some of them are like, the pretty, like floofy, exotic ones. 20? They look like Phyllis Diller, you know, the ones with the big Afro puff. Yeah. Yeah. My neighbor has those and I go look at ’em like they’re a tiny zoo, but that’s about it. Hmm. Yeah, I. Hmm. There’s a number of people who, here in the city, will have have the their own egg production facility. Yeah, egg production. I’m just talking a chicken coop. A chicken makes an egg a day. That didn’t lead us anywhere. This is gonna be tough. Megan. We know so little about you. Tell us something totally unrelated to chickens, or eggs, or grandmas. Just any interesting fact about yourself. I mean, those are all the facts I have. It’s just chickens, eggs, and grandmas. Oh. You just exhausted Megan. What’s your grandma’s? What’s your grandma’s name? Pick a grandma. Give us a first name. Her name’s Margaret Margaret. Mm-hmm. Rotten eggs. Margaret smells like rotten eggs. Well, we’ll get to hear the story. This is going, we’re gonna be in the dark. I, you know, I felt like a psychic influence telling me to choose Megan. Yeah, me too. All right. What’s the next one? When we were of kids, if we were sitting on the couch watching TV, my mom was known to dump a pile of warm, clean laundry, fresh out of the dryer on us. It was cozy and fun. But once you made your way out of the laundry mountain, Mom was gone and you had to fold the laundry. Fold ’em up. Yeah. Sometimes we’ll, especially if it’s a blanket. Like, I’ll throw a scalding hot blanket on Lando. And just like, oh, he got like, second degree burns once on his face. Right. Yep. Yep. No, he didn’t. Yep. So this is a fun mom. This is a fun mom. This is a fun mom who still like, cares about discipline. And structure. Ammo, what’s your, what’s your laundry folding game like these days? Uh, it’s pretty on par. Mom always said. On par? Or on point? On point. Okay. It’s on point. Mom always said fold the laundry as soon as it’s outta the dryer. And off your body? Oh, I think. I think Ammo just gave us a clue that it’s not him. Yeah. ‘Cause he’s- I was thinking- working hard on it. Pasley here. Why is that? I don’t know Pasley’s situation with siblings, is ’cause it’s, when we were kids. So it’s. Pasley. You got any siblings? I do. Yeah. Oh. Mm-hmm. You ever watch TV with ’em? On a couch? I mean I wanted to, but the one time I tried, they threw a scalding hot blanket on me. Ah. Okay. We’re gonna give that one to you, Pasley, at least for now. I played football from the third grade to junior year of high school. Okay. Anytime I walk in a park or in my neighborhood, if I smell fresh cut grass I immediately stop, close my eyes, and inhale. For a split second, I am transported back to the gridiron. Mm-hmm. The thrills of victories and the agony of defeats. It makes me want to put on my cleats, pads, and have one more day of glory. Ammo. No. Is it Ammo? Yeah. ‘Cause I seem to remember when we were all bustling in the office. Maisie, am I wrong in remembering that, like, there were many days that you’d come in wearing cleats? Um. I’m not gonna lead you down the wrong road. No, I never came in in cleats. Oh. She wanted to though. She was like, maybe I- Cleats. I mean- Cleats are not great in a non-sporting environment. Cleats are not great not on grass, basically. Yeah. You gotta be on grass. You don’t wanna work in cleats, Maisie. Well, but we are requiring cleats. Okay. Starting in the fall. Just letting everybody know. Giving you plenty of heads up. We’re giving this one to Ammo. You wanna know what position he played, we’ll find out. Back when I wasn’t allowed to date anyone because I was too young. Okay. I would sneak around after church choir practice. Church choir practice. And make out in empty church offices with my first ever crush. They wore Old Spice deodorant. Now every time I walk by someone wearing Old Spice, I get weak in the knees! Hah! This seems like the type of story Emily would be comfortable sharing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I could see Old Spice really doing it for Emily. Okay. In the church annals. Church choir, huh? You know where all the hiding spots are, Emily, in your- In my church? Yeah. Yeah. I know where all the hiding spots are. I also like, wrote, I would write little things and like hide. We also played hide and go seek in my church a lot. Like, after choir practice growing up. Churches are great for- You can get behind the, you can get behind the pulpit area. And there’s like, the little area. Oh, yeah. Where the- One way goes to the baptismal, then the other way is like, there’s the pipes and stuff. Yeah. It was very- Man. clandestine. But also, you can go under the pews, and just like, ’cause the pews, you know, it kind of goes on a slant. So you can just slide down under the pews if you’re trying to get away from the person playing hide and go seek. Is she trying to lead us away from herself? Back onto Maisie. That’s her. I’m just giving the hot tips for kids who wanna play hide and go seek in a church. That’s all. Yeah. The smell of wet black top reminds me of gym class in elementary school. I think that’s a, it’s because that’s when those memories get locked in. Wet black top, though? Like asphalt? If it rained we’d have to have gym class inside. Ah. In the cafeteria. So when it rained, we’d be sad. But if the rain cleared up by gym time, we’d be able to go outside, even though the ground was still wet. We’re gonna give this to Maisie, just by elimination. Megan, where are you from? I’m from outside New York City. Mm-hmm. Maisie. Where are you from? Pasadena. Right. Pasadena. I think we’ve established both of those things before on this show. Wet black top- I don’t think they’ll- in Pasadena. hold it against me. If it rained, we’d have to go to gym class inside. Mm. This isn’t Maisie. It didn’t rain in Pasadena. Mm. You don’t remember rain. In the cafeteria? When we went to school, there was no cafeteria. You eat outside at California schools. What about, what if we give clean laundry- To her. And this to Pasley. Yeah. Just give Pasley. Pasley. The black top. I’m trying to remember. And before we answer these, I wanna remind you that we have a Mythical Grooming Bag that’s filled with Mythical Grooming Products, including the Musical Comb. It plays the “GMM” theme song. You wanna give it a go? Oh, yeah. And I actually think we should switch Megan and Pasley. And I think we might be a hundred percent right. Very brushable, high-quality brush for your hair. We’ve got- Eh. Yeah. Clay Pomade, which this is what I use in my hair every morning. Fierce, but flexible. Get you some. Look at the reviews. And if you already enjoy this, leave a review on Amazon. Reviews are good. We got some Beard Balm. We got some Beard Oils. We’ve got Lip Balm. Peculiarly Perfect Peanut Butter Peppermint. And we’ve got Candy Milk. I’m really a big fan of the lotion. And the Mythical No. 9 scent that we developed and put into this lotion. It will make you think of making out with somebody in the secret annals of your church. Right. All right. Okay. I switched Pasley and Megan. I’m fine with that. Because growing up near New York, it’s definitely raining a lot out there, and there’s definitely a cafeteria. Okay. Let’s start with- Maisie. Clean laundry mom. Yes, my mom was always looking for children to help her with chores. And if you were sitting in front of the TV, you were asking for work. Wow. But you kind of got the reward- Yeah. with the warm laundry. It feels good for a second. It was a touching moment, but then reality sunk in, and you had to fold that laundry. But yes, laundry mountain was the best. Laundry mountain. You called it laundry mountain? Yeah. Laundry mountain. Okay. Do you do that with your kids? With my children? Yeah. They don’t exist. Oh, okay. All right. How many kids do you wanna have? Do you wanna have kids one day? Is this a weird line of questioning- Yeah, yeah, yeah. for an, it’s like- Yeah. Pretty much. Yeah. Don’t answer that. Yeah. I don’t know. I won’t. I’m not trying to make- She’s like I won’t. You won’t what? Have children? Won’t answer. Oh, okay. Megan, we’re right about that black top, right? Hey, they’re not for everybody. Children are not for everybody. Right, Morgan? Right. Are we right, Megan? Yes. You’re right. Yeah! Ooh, yeah! Look at that. You did a switcheroonie. Yeah, man. I just felt it! ‘Cause once we figured out the Pasadena of it all for Maisie. Yeah. Or remembered it. You know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, Megan, tell us about this. You don’t like outdoor activities? No, I loved going outside. Oh, you didn’t wanna be in the gym? Yeah, I went to a really small Montessori school- Oh. and we shared the building with a church. So when we had gym class inside, we didn’t have a gym. So we liked going outside. Oh. When it stopped raining we were very happy. Wet blacktop makes you sad. Yeah. Petrichor. That’s not the smell of wet, that’s the smell of like, wet- I think it’s the smell of, like, rain on asphalt. Isn’t it? Not asphalt. I don’t think it’s asphalt. Okay. Old Spice first crush. Emily. This has gotta be your story. It sure is. And I’d like to add to Megan’s story. I think the gym of my church is the only place I haven’t made out in. Well, you know what? Let’s set that up. But yeah, there was like, a lot of office buildings in our church and stuff. And you kind of sneak around. Did anybody catch you making out with that boy? Yes, they did. And then like, our parents wouldn’t allow us to like, talk to each other, but we’d write notes. I have a whole Star Wars action figure box full of notes that I still have from this guy. Wow, so this- That’s awesome. this was, this is quite a love affair. Yeah, and then he got married pretty recently, and my parents were the wedding band. Were the? They played the wedding. They, okay. Right. I was like, they wrapped around his finger? Yep. Right. Yeah. What? They were the band who played the wedding. Quite a commitment. I think that would hurt my feelings. They’re like, oh yeah. I didn’t really think about that. Well. I didn’t, did we ever? I never made out with anybody at church, ’cause like, I mean, I knew that God was watching me everywhere, but like, definitely in church. He was watching real hard there. Yeah. Did you? I bet you did that. No, not a church. You never made out with a chick at church? No, because I wasn’t. I didn’t ever have a girlfriend- Who went to the church? who went to the same church. Yeah. ‘Cause you wanted- I was like, no, no, no. You didn’t want a girl with our church standards. God’s gonna know way too much about what’s going on in this relationship if we’re both at the same church. Mm. Yeah. I like to think that God was impressed with what I was doing. All right. Pasley. Are you rotten egg grandma? I mean, I’m related to rotten egg grandma. Yeah. Yeah. So what’s, what was the story? This is, this seems, uh, sad. I know. Everyone else included, like, flowery stories. I just said rotten eggs, my grandma. My grandparents lived in rural Indiana for a while- Ah. and they had well water and it was near- Sulfur. a sulfur deposit. And so before we ever went to visit them, my parents were giving me like, a heads up. Like, their water stinks. It reeks like sulfur. And of course, you don’t know what that smells like. So, rotten eggs. Ooh, yeah. And sure enough, it does. When you used the bathroom, or you showered, or even flushed the toilet, it just like- Yes. filled the room. And so whenever I smell rotten eggs, like, that sulfur smell, I think of my grandma, Jean. This is probably actually not an uncommon memory. Yep. Because a lot of people had relatives who were on wells that smelled like that. But they didn’t. Did they drink it? No. They had like, a water bubbler and stuff. Okay. But the bathroom. The bathroom. Okay. So, Ammo. What, we’re correct about this, of course. We nailed all of these. Five for five. Five for five. This is a queen sweep, guys. So you ever throw on the pads and the cleats, and just like- Come to work? for old times sake? Yeah, when I wanna walk on by and hear that click-clack of the cleats on the concrete. I put on those, the helmets, and the pads, not wash my laundry for a whole week. What position did you play? I was the Center and Defensive Tackle. Oh, man. So I was in the trenches. So you can spike a ball. This is a skill that you may be the only person on the crew who can legitimately, I mean, hike a ball, not spike a ball. Hike a ball. He can probably spike it, too. We might need to get you hiking the ball. Let’s invent a game that involves Ammo hiking the ball. How far can you hike a ball? Well, we did do shotgun. So I think it was about 3 to 5 yards. But I haven’t done it since high school, so a little rusty, but we can make it work. See. That can do spirit. A little rusty. Is how, what we count on you for, Ammo. How far can Ammo hike a ball? All right. Hey, we deserve a celebration. Yeah. Let’s go out and I don’t know, just get plastered. Okay. All right. Unleash your legendary style with our line of Mythical Grooming and Personal Care Products. Available now at mythical.com.