Funny thing, the first time I was ever arrested was actually doing parkour. I trespassed onto- Wait, wait, the first time you were arrested. So there have been multiple times? No, it’s just that one time, actually. I’ve only been arrested once. You’re just prepared for the future, you know. Welcome to “Trevor Talks Too Much,” the show where I bring in some really cool people and talk to them a bunch. But hopefully not too much that it scares them away because I wanna make new friends and I wanna make Rhett and Link proud, and that’s why they gave me this show, I think. So hopefully I don’t scare people away. I am your host, Trevor Evarts. I am a master baker, Mythical soft boy and lover of Sunday afternoon naps on the couch, specifically with the sun shining through the window. Today, I’m gonna be talking to Myth. Very, very popular streamer. Former “Fortnite” professional. He’s a great guy. We had a great conversation. Talked to him about all sorts of stuff. We talked about our favorite outdoor hobbies. We talked about Nerf Guns growing up as kids. We talked about our favorite Chipotle orders, and it was a great conversation. Ali’s a great guy. Actually, speaking of Chipotle, ’cause I actually don’t think I got into this with him. I’m very particular about my Chipotle. I am, I get the same thing every time. Well, not the same exact thing. I either go burrito or burrito bowl, depending on if I want the tortilla or not. But I get brown rice, black beans, fajita veggies, very important. The onions and peppers, very important addition. Ooh, good addition. Good addition. I always get barbacoa meat ’cause it’s wet and sloppy, and I like a wet burrito. And then I get mild and medium salsa. I get cheese and I get guac, and then if I get it in a bowl, I usually get lettuce as well. Never sour cream though, ’cause then it gets too wet. They have, they have the, actually, I ate a lot at Chipotle. There was a period of time where I was vegan for about a year, little known fact about me. Oh, really? I did not know that. Excuse me. Yeah. I was vegan for like a year and I ate a lot of Chipotle ’cause they have the sofritas, and I actually don’t know if they’re vegan. I know they’re not meat, but who knows if there’s eggs in them. And then I wouldn’t get cheese, but I was a bad vegan. I like tried to do it good for a little bit, and then I progressed very quickly into the junk food vegan lifestyle. And I literally, ’cause fun fact, Oreos are vegan. They are. They are. And I was eating potato chips and Oreos for like at least one meal a day. It was very bad. I also ate a lot of rice. Vegan, I don’t have the willpower. Did you know that some potato chips though, you have to check the bags. Like they make them with like fish oil or some kind of fish stuff. So that also might not have been- Maybe I wasn’t vegan. Who knows? I was like a flexitarian too, ’cause anytime I would go out with my parents and I was like, well I guess I’ll eat meat this once or fish or something. But I don’t eat a lot of meat in general. I’m not like one of those like carnivorous, like, oh I love red meat every meal. That’s just not like my thing. I eat a lot of salads, but like going full vegan was very hard. It was the dairy. The dairy is where they get you because I didn’t miss meat as much. I wasn’t like, oh my God, I want a steak right now. I want me a steak. It was more of like, oh God, everything that I love has dairy in it. Everything that I love has a milk, or cream, or butter, or something, or some form of dairy, which is very hard. Also being a baker and being vegan, how stupid is that? I have a couple of good vegan recipes. I got a great vegan banana bread recipe. But I don’t know, it was just like everything that I love. Everything that I live for in life has butter in it, and I chose to embrace that side of me. So no longer vegan. Haven’t been for a while, but I do eat a lot of salads. My diet is very what you would call unbalanced in the way that I eat a ton of salads, and then for my main meals usually. Lunches, I eat a lot of salads. And then in between lunches and other meals, I eat just terribly. Just really, really bad. I eat a lot of cookies. I’ve got a humongous sweet tooth. I actually, when I was in culinary school, we were learning how to bake cakes and we had a gigantic vat. It was like 20 quarts of buttercream that we made- Oh man. Because everybody was decorating cakes. And I ate buttercream until I was physically ill. Frosting is like the biggest part to cupcakes or cakes for me because it could be way too heavy or it can be like just the perfect amount of lightness, or it could just overtake the cake. Yeah. It’s very, very important. And that’s why I tell people when they ask me for cake baking tips, I say frick the cake recipe. Buy a box cake. Betty Crocker did something right there. You can buy a box cake, but where you put your effort in is in the frosting, okay, because that’s what brings it home. And obviously the construction, flavors and whatnot. But if you can nail a good buttercream, you can bring any cake to the next level, and that’s baking tips with Trevor. See you guys next time. No, I don’t think that’s the show, Jamie. But today, I’m gonna cut myself off this time because I’ve been talking about frosting for way too long that now I want frosting. I talked to Myth today. It was so much fun. Ali’s a great guy. We had a great conversation, so let’s freaking get into it. Myth. Welcome everybody. Everybody give it up, round of applause in your homes, in your cars, wherever you are. Hey man. How’s it going, man? I’m doing great. Yeah? How are you guys doing? Thanks for having me. Yeah, thank you for coming on. I’m super excited to talk to you. You’ve actually, you’ve been in the GMM studio before. Yep. You’ve been on an episode- Yep, we did a don’t, will you twitch, I think, was our challenge that we did, or don’t twitch. Yeah. Or will it twitch? Something along the lines of twitching. I think it was try not to twitch. Yes. Cause I remember, I remember it was actually pretty soon after I started working. It was a couple years ago now, and I remember you being in the studio and I was like, ah, I want to go over and say hi, but also I don’t wanna be that guy that’s like, “Hey, how’s it going? Can I, hi. I’ve seen you on Twitch.television.” Aw! So now you’re on my show, which is so cool. So I’m very excited to have you here. Hell yeah, man. Hell yeah. That’s full circle. Full circle. I wish you would’ve came up to me when I was there in person though. What the heck? I was still like really awkward ’cause I had just started working there and it was like my first production job. And so I was like, I don’t want to be like weird or anything, or be like a weird kid. But I’m a huge gamer, and so I’ve watched you plenty on Twitch before. Think your stuff is great. Think your stuff is great. Thank you. Appreciate that. You’ve been into “League of Legends” recently though, so I just wanna make sure, is your mental health okay? Yeah. You know. The past few days it’s kind of gotten me a little bit. I’ve been playing for about like two and a half weeks now, and I think my mental’s okay. Listen, I find a lot of fun and enjoyment out of the “League of Legends” community. Yeah. And for those that don’t know, it is the worst place to be on the internet. Yeah, the worst. It is one of the most toxic, disruptive communities in online gaming. Yeah. Which is why Trevor here, you know, was making sure that my mind is all right and that I’m in a happy place mentally. Oh man. No, I’ve been playing “League” for like, God, like seven years now. So I’m acquainted with the toxicity. And if you haven’t downloaded “League of Legends” onto your computer and you’re thinking about doing it, just don’t. It’s not worth it. There are better things to do with your time. But also, once you start, you can’t stop. I’ve been playing for years now. And every time I click “League” I open it up and I just am like, why am I doing this to myself? But I still do it, and you can’t stop. No, that’s super funny. I’m glad you’re doing okay. I’m glad you’re doing okay. Thank you. Thank you. You know what? You’ll be the first person I hit up when it starts getting to me. When I can no longer take the pain and endure the “League of Legends” community. Please do. There’s a support group. We have a group, so anytime you wanna come through. You, I wanted to ask you about this ’cause I was so interested when it happened. You went to prom with a girl because she got 15,000 retweets on a tweet, right? Yeah. That was way, way back. Way, way back in the early “Fortnite” days, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So what was that like? Did you have to travel far? Did you have a good time? Was it weird? Did people know you? Yeah, so literally, honestly it was kind of, it was kind of lit bro. Like I ended up on the dance floor that night with like 20 dudes and we were just vibing. It was great. But yeah, people knew me and the reason why that kind of went down is, I seen it pop up and I was like hmm, you know, what if I do one of these community challenge things where I try to get retweets to do this. Yeah, yeah. And so I was like 15K, without actually understanding how big my brand was at the time, or like how much of a following I’ve garnered through “Fortnite.” And I think they got it in like 24 hours, and I was like damn. No, I gotta, I actually have to go. Oh man. But it wasn’t, it wasn’t that far away, to answer your question. I think it was like an hour away from- Okay. From Los Angeles on a flight. So I just hopped on a plane and went. But everyone was super cool. The high school was really, was really cool with it. The principal and everything was really chill. And all the kids there obviously, or all the other people there. I say kids like I was older than them. I was only young. Were really, really excited to have me there, and I think in general, it made the prom a really, really good time for everyone involved. Everyone, a lot of people enjoyed it. That’s awesome. That sounds like fun. I don’t know if I could do it, like that would be a lot, like from a social perspective I feel like- Oh man. To just go to a school where you don’t know anybody and you’re like this quote, like celebrity, internet personality that’s coming and hanging out. Bro. Like that would be a lot, that’s- I was green back then, bro. I don’t think I could do it now, to be honest. I was a green ass kid coming into this industry. I was like, oh whatever, I’ll do whatever. Yeah. Sure. That’s so funny, dude. Do you, were you like a big prom person or homecoming whatever in high school? Did you, were you a dance guy? I liked dancing, but I’ve never, I never went to a single dance in high school. Really? Went to a few in middle school, but I didn’t even go to my own prom in high school. Oh man. Yeah. Funny story about prom is like, I was gonna go senior year with my girlfriend at the time, my first girlfriend ever in senior year. And then I actually broke up with her, because she was mad that I was playing games and streaming too much, and so then we didn’t end up going to prom. So yeah. And look where you are now. Her loss, I guess. Oh man. That’s so funny. I went to, so my senior, I was not a huge dance person as far as like, I don’t know, I didn’t enjoy, I didn’t want to spend a ton of money and like, you know, go to all this trouble. But my senior year, my best friend Nick and I, to our homecoming dance, we ended up deciding that we didn’t wanna ask girls, which was a, there were a lot of people that were mad at us ’cause they were like, oh you like have to, it’s your job as a guy to ask a girl to a dance. And we were like, we just wanna hang out and have fun. So we got matching onesies and wore them to homecoming. So he was Pooh and I was Tigger, and we- Damn. Wore matching onesies, but the most embarrassing part of it was, I got, I was elected to the homecoming court. And so there’s this like homecoming court dance that just like all those people do, and everybody just kind of stands around and they do like a slow dance out on the dance floor. And my friend Kathleen, who I think I’ve mentioned on the show before. Anyway, one of my best friends still, she was the person that I was dancing with and I felt so bad ’cause I was just wearing this onesie while I was out. And she was wearing this like beautiful dress, looked really great, and I just was dressed as Tigger, and I was out of the dance floor, but it was so much fun. And, and yeah, I don’t know, high school dances are just like, eh, you know? They’re fun. They can be fun, but you have to make ’em fun. If you stress too much about it, it’s just not gonna be a good time. But yeah, I ended up going to prom with my friend Nick as well, but dressed up that time. Gotcha. We served it up a little bit. That’s so funny, dude. I don’t know. The retweet challenges, I’ve wanted to do them, but I’m scared. I’m scared I’m gonna over, ’cause you just don’t know the power of the internet, you know? You really don’t. You don’t. You say something. It’s like when Froste and Nadeshot did their thing with the tattoo. The tattoo dude. Oh my God. And it happened so fast, and I remember watching that happen and I was like, you just can’t commit to things on the internet ’cause they’ll hold you to it, and they have so much power. Oh man. It’s always that funny saying, and I think it’s like, “Yo Twitter.” And it’s like a thing now when these retweet challenges come up now where it’s like, “Yo Twitter, make this happen,” or like “Yo Twitter, do your thing.” Yeah. And it’s like, it’s the thing. Yeah. They just do it and they’re, and just random people. I’ll see tweets pop up on my timeline all the time of just like random retweets, and it’s like, people will do anything. It’s a lawless place. There are no rules. That’s so funny. You have a, you or had in the past a Chipotle burrito named after you. Oh yeah. Yeah? Chipotle burrito, yeah. I used to have a little Chipotle burrito that you were able to order on the Chipotle app. What was in it? Cause I’m a big Chipotle fan, and this is why I wanna talk about it, ’cause I’m very particular about my Chipotle burritos or bowls. So what was the reasoning behind your Chipotle burrito? The, okay, so like break down the innards? Yeah, break down, break it down for me. Okay. Well one, I was the unhealthy degenerate, and that is, that is needed information because my burrito was like a triple dairy. So, okay, so it was like chicken, double chicken burrito with cheese, sour cream and queso. Corn, the corn salsa, and I think that was literally it. That was my burrito. Oh my gosh, the heart disease burrito at Chipotle. It’s heart disease. Brought to you by Myth. Yeah, it was heart disease and people loved it. They sold so many of those burritos, I think. I think I was told before that they just, it was great. Oh man. But yeah. Yeah, I really, looking back on it, I was like, I gave people a 1500 calorie burritos to slap my name on it. Is that still- I did that. What you get at Chipotle? Or have you switched it up? Oh, I’m a bit, I’m more health conscious now, yeah. Okay, good. Thank God. Thank God. Yeah, so now I put a few more veggies in there on that bad boy. I reeled back on the dairy and the queso, you know. If I’m gonna go only queso, I’ll go queso. I won’t go cheese. Yeah. Or if I’m gonna go cheese, I won’t go queso. You know, I won’t double it up. Yeah. Do you order a lot of food when you’re like streaming or gaming? Because there was a time, especially during the start of the pandemic where I could not stop using delivery apps. It was so, I was like constantly ordering and it’s so easy to do. And I had to delete ’em off my phone ’cause like I’d just be sitting at my desk playing games, and I live like a five minute walk from a freaking Shake Shack, and I still would just be like, I’m gonna order it for delivery ’cause it’s so easy. Do you struggle with the same thing? Man. I don’t know if the word is struggle. It’s different now, ’cause it’s like, it’s part of the lifestyle, man. It’s bad. I’ve just accepted it as a way of life. Yeah. So yeah, every meal for me pretty much. I try to be a good boy and cook breakfast. Yeah. But every meal for the most part is delivered. Really? Yes, it is bad. It is a bad, bad, bad, bad thing. Dude, I, well I like, ’cause I cook. I’m on Mythical Kitchen, and so I cook a lot during the day, during the week, that’s like my job. It’s what I do. I cook food for our channel, for GMM, all that stuff. And I just find that when I am cooking. I also went to culinary school. I don’t know if you know that. You probably don’t. I don’t know why you would. So I’m a chef by trade, but like I cook all day at work and then I get home and I just, I never want to cook at home. It’s like, it’s one of those things where I think a lot of people that play video games kind of get into the same thing. I’ve actually talked to, I have a few friends who are “Runescape” content creators, and they like play “Runescape” all day to make videos, and then they’re like, I don’t play the game for enjoyment anymore. And I feel like I’m the same way with cooking where I go and I cook fun food at work all day, and I’m like doing really cool stuff, and then I get home and I’m like, I don’t wanna cook more now. So then I either stop somewhere on my way home, I order food or I eat like a ham and cheese sandwich with sriracha sauce, which is like my go-to. I eat that a lot but- Banger. It’s hard, man. I had to delete ’em for a bit ’cause I was getting, it was outta control. It was, I was ordering too much. But you’re right, it’s like part of the lifestyle, you know. You start queuing up for games. You don’t wanna leave the computer. You got the friends on, the homies on. It’s hard to get off. Yeah. Yeah. It’s a bad thing that I think like honestly, I think like 90% of streamers or people doing this full time- Oh yeah. Live by that. Live by, you know, Uber Eats, Postmates, whatever it may be. You just get to order it and then you go down, you grab it, it’s ready to go. It’s hot already, you know, but. I feel like I’m selling it- Well also a lot- Like this is an ad read but. Well, I was gonna say, a lot of streamers, I feel like, are sponsored by delivery apps. Like that’s such an easy thing for them to plug because all of them use it. Yeah. It is a real easy one. Yeah. There’s, I saw a video of yours recently and it’s not a recent video. I believe it was published March 21st, 2011. Ooh! And it is not on your main YouTube channel. I think it has like- Absolutely not. 3000 views. No, so you made an animation video of a stick man fight with Skrillex in the background, and I watched that and I’m sitting there the whole time, and I’m like, why did he not continue his career in animation? Wait, the stick figure fight? It was, was it Skrillex in the background? I thought it was Skillet. Did you say Skillet or Skrillex? Was it Skillet? I think it was Skillet. Oh my God, you’re right. I think it was “Hero” by Skillet. It was, no, okay, so I was listening to it and I forgot they have two similar names. You’re right, it was Skillet, and it unlocked a memory in my head. I don’t know why I said Skrillex. In my head, I was like oh yeah, Skrillex. Skillet. I forgot about Skillet. They sound very, sound similar. I forgot Skillet even existed until you said that. Christian rock. Dude, I- And stick figure animation, baby. Oh my God, with the Unregistered HyperCam 2 up in the corner. Yeah. Yeah. Classic. What was the, what was the story behind that one? So one of my cousins was actually getting into like, like animation I guess, and he was doing stuff on his computer. Yeah. Where he would animate little small things, and I was like, oh this is so cool. I wanna learn how to try to do it. Yeah. And so he sent me this like stick figure animator program and I just started doing stuff in that. And then I actually presented that to my like. Man, 2011, I was 12 years old, so that’s, what? Late elementary school, I think. Yeah, I think maybe- Or early middle school. Maybe going into middle school, yeah. Yeah, I presented that to my art class in like the fourth grade or the fifth grade, and I think we had like projects that we had to do and I was doing that as one, and I was just like, this is perfect. And I presented that to my class. Then I had apocalypse, you know, all spelt incorrectly at the end of it. Yeah, I saw. If you watched. It’s such a good video. Yeah, my teacher dragged me to the side after and was like, “That’s not how you spell apocalypse.” Spelled with an I, I think. Yeah, I was like, here you go. He was like, “Here’s how you actually spell apocalypse.” Oh man. It should have more views. It’s probably one of the best animations I’ve ever seen. Thank you. And I think you should delve back into that. You should get back into the animation. Did you like the flash zombie attack at the end? I mean- Yeah, yeah. No, that was great. Did you like that part? The storytelling was phenomenal and I love like the Microsoft, like PowerPoint intro, like “Directed by Ali” and then. It was perfect, honestly, all of it. Yeah, that was Windows Movie Maker, baby. Oh yeah, Windows Movie Maker. Oh yeah. Oh my gosh. I don’t wanna get into the school projects I’ve done on fricking iMovie and stuff like that. It was some pretty, pretty bad stuff. I’ve gotten into it actually in a recent episode, so we don’t need to bring it back up, ’cause I don’t want that video to get more views but- Oh, you uploaded them to the internet too? Yeah, I uploaded them to the internet- Oh perfect. And they’re there to this day and it is very embarrassing. So yeah, we don’t need to get into my embarrassing stories. We do that enough on the show. Oh man. You’ve been into a little parkour in the past too. Oh yeah. Wait, in terms. Okay, how past are we talking here? Cause there, I went through multiple, I went through two parkour phases, and I wanna get back into it but. Yeah. Okay. I’ll let you hit it first. So we tell me about both phases then. Let’s see what you got. No, I’m terrible. I’m like lanky and uncoordinated and I could never do parkour. I don’t think I have the physique for it. So what is, what’s your background? What got you into parkour? Because I know it was pretty popular on the internet back in the day, like parkour videos. Did you just see a video and decide you wanted to start jumping off walls and stuff? 2011, 2012 parkour videos are like, that is like a golden era of YouTube where parkour people were starting to make videos, man, and the people were starting to like watch. I love it. I love that stuff. So that’s what got me into it as a kid. Yeah. Funny thing, the first time I was ever arrested was actually doing parkour. I trespassed onto- Wait, wait, the first time you were arrested. So there have been multiple times? No, it’s just that one time, actually. I’ve only been arrested once. You’re just prepared for the future, you know. Yeah. The first time, yeah. Okay, that makes sense. I hope not. Covering your bases. Geez, I hope we’re not preparing for the future. But yeah, so me and my friend, we went on to like this parking structure and we were like jumping from building to building and doing stuff. And then we ended up got caught for it. It was pretty bad. But it got taken off my record and stuff- Well that’s good. But that was when I did parkour back then, and then recently I picked it back up and I’m doing it in a lot more of a, let’s see, how do I put it? Legal setting. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so I was doing it in a gym right before COVID started actually. Yeah. And then COVID ended and it kind of took me off track. But I was kinda learning some things. I was kind of getting cool with it. Getting pretty nice with it. It was a lot of fun though. It’s good stuff. It seems like it would be really fun. I don’t know, I see videos and I just like, it’s crazy the things that people do. I can’t imagine. You got the little GoPro head mount cam, and I’m like looking at this person’s perspective as they’re jumping off of a building onto another roof, and I’m like, are we playing “Assassin’s Creed” in real life? Is that what’s going on? Yeah. Cause I, the level of parkour that I could accomplish, I think, is like that cold open in “The Office” when Michael and Andy and Dwight do parkour and they’re just running around and kicking things off desk. That’s the level that I would do it to, I think. Parkour! Parkour! Parkour! They’re just like jumping up on a desk and then spinning in a circle as they jump off. That’s me. I feel like that’s how good I would be. But who knows? You know. It seems like it would be fun. I got into climbing actually kind of right around the beginning, right before the pandemic also. And I don’t know, there’s just something about like, ’cause I’m not really a gym bro. I do like to stay active though. I played basketball in high school. I was big into sports. But I don’t know, it’s hard to find places to play basketball in LA where people aren’t like psychos about it, you know? Where everybody thinks they’re in the MBA finals. But there’s a climbing gym near where I live and a couple of my friends did it and it’s pretty fun. It’s something, I feel like it’s kind of similar to parkour in the way it’s like a full body workout. Like you’re staying active, but you’re not just like weightlifting or doing a repetitive motion. Yeah, yeah. It’s body mechanics, and that’s like the main thing that appeals me to parkour, or appealed me to parkour. But I also climb. Oh really? So I go climbing every once in a while, yeah. Nice. Little bouldering? Little bouldering? Yeah, indoor bouldering. Yeah, that’s my stuff. I’ll be outta here in a few gyms around LA and I’ll do that with some friends every once in a while. But man, the forearm burn- Dude. That you get from that. It is crazy. I remember the first time I did it and I was like, ’cause when you’re doing it, you know, it’s not too bad. You don’t really feel it. Like you get tired. But I remember the next day I went to work and I was like, my whole body is just like tense. I cannot move my muscles. It was like every single muscle on my body was burning. So if you’re looking for full body workout out there, check out climbing. It’s pretty fun. It’s also very like social sport, which is nice. Yeah, it’s really chill. It’s really social. And it’ll work out some muscles you never knew existed that. Yeah. Truthfully. It’s fun because of the technical side of it too, where like you do, there is a lot of technique to it. It’s not just like throwing yourself at a wall, and you kind of have to think through a lot of problem and like, okay, how do I get from point A to point B in the most efficient way without, you know, expending too much energy? I was talking to some friends recently. There’s some documentaries on Netflix of people that do free solo climbing, which scares the living crap outta me. I love those documentaries. Dude. I’m currently in the middle of watching one. It’s insane. You just see people and they’re up on these gigantic cliff faces just hanging with nothing, and I’m like, how do you do, how do you, how do you reconcile with the fact that if a rock breaks, it’s gone, you’re done, you know? There’s no coming back from it. You’re falling and it’s dead. It’s splat. I don’t get it, man. It’s scares the crap outta me. I couldn’t imagine doing like free solo climbing. But indoor bouldering where you get to fall on a nice fluffy pad and then hang out with your friends, that’s great. That’s the best. I’m all for that as well. I don’t think I could get myself to just climb a mountain face. Climb up a cliff. No. Just- With no leash. Dude, it’s- On a rope. Just raw dogging a cliff, man, that’s insane. But it’s funny though because I’m very into whitewater rafting. So I grew up in Idaho. There’s a lot of whitewater rafting in Idaho and it’s something that my family and I have done. I actually almost died whitewater rafting. Oh snap. But it’s like, I don’t know. I love the outdoors, but the relentlessness of mother nature to just at any point in time, you’re just done, you know, if the wrong thing happens. Dude, whitewater rafting, correct me if I’m wrong, it’s one of like the most dangerous sports like- Yeah. Of all time. Right? Like from, I’m pretty sure I’ve read this somewhere that it’s just, it’s like psycho level danger. Yeah, I was in Oregon on a river, and my dad and I were in a raft together and we’d never ran the river before and we got ahead of our friends that were with us. And we ended up hitting a rapid wrong and it kind of like, the river kind of curved around in almost like a dog leg, and there was this big, it was like entering into a canyon. And that’s the other thing is like, you’re just in the middle of nowhere in river, you know. It’s not like you can walk, you know, a mile to a gas station. You’re in the middle of nowhere. And so there was this cliff face that kind of went, the water kind of pushed up against it and it created like this slanted rock. And I ended up falling out of the raft when we went up that rock, going around the edge, ’cause we needed enough speed. And I got stuck underwater. I got trapped- Oh man. Underwater, and twice actually, ’cause I got unstuck the first time, started to float back up, and then I got sucked down again. Hit my head and there’s a big scar on my forehead. And then I got stuck again and then managed to get free. I don’t know. It was definitely- That is so gnarly, man. I was at the mercy of the river. But it is, I mean, I don’t know why I’m okay with that. I’m okay with getting sucked down. I won’t climb up a cliff, but I’ll dive into a gigantic river that’s rushing very fast. I don’t know. Yeah. So you just said something that I’ve never heard anyone say to me ever, which is “I got stuck underwater.” Yeah, it’s crazy. I was like, that sounds terrifying, man. And I got stuck by my waist between two rocks, and then I also got stuck by my foot, and I actually, we were wearing wet suits because it was a pretty cold. It was early in the year. And I managed to slit my foot out of the little like rubber boot that I was wearing. And yeah, and then I swam to shore and I was bleeding out of my head, and thankfully there was a guided tour that was ahead of us. So they had like a river guide and there was actually a doctor that was just doing the guided river tour, and they saw what happened and they actually came back. I swear, it was the craziest thing, okay. We called this guy Pocket Thor, ’cause he was one of the river guides. He was like five foot nine, just completely jacked with this long blonde hair pulled back in a ponytail, and he saw what happened. He got in a raft- Wow. With his other buddy and he started paddling against the current of the river to get up where we were and help us like get our raft unstuck. And like came over and then the doctor ended up putting steri-strips on my head. I don’t know. It was crazy. Oh my God. All that to say that’s the almost dying story of me whitewater rafting, but it’s so much fun. I still love it. I still do it. Yeah. You know. Like what an adventure man. I mean, if you know, I don’t know. A little bit of danger is necessary, I feel like, to have a lot of fun with certain things. If there wasn’t then you know, it’s like, what’s the point? You know, like skateboarding, or a lot of sports, or a lot of extreme sports. So yeah man. There is something freeing about not having any control at some point, where it’s like, okay, whatever happens happens. I can’t do anything about it. However, I would not like to do it again, ’cause getting stuck underwater in a river, not super fun. Yeah, absolutely. Do you have any near death experiences? No, not- No? No, not like that. I mean once I like drowned as a kid but like. It wasn’t, it wasn’t that crazy. Well, it still sounds like you almost died. Yeah but like- Yeah. Everyone was there and then I just couldn’t swim, and then they just picked me up out of the water. Oh nice, okay. You know, it’s not. Happy ending. I wasn’t like alone and then I was like fighting my way underneath the water and there was crazy tides. You should tell it like that. You should tell it like that next time. It’s just not as cool. Your near death experience is cooler, man. You’ve done shock therapy. Is that true? Not exactly. Not exactly. Let’s get into it. I wanna hear about this. So I was just up one day and I realized I couldn’t go to sleep because my streaming schedule used to be like, I used to start screaming like 7:00 AM, 7:00 PM, sorry. Yeah. And then I used to stay up all the way till like five, six and then go to sleep. Yeah. But back where I used to live, I didn’t really have curtains to block out the sun, so I just couldn’t go to sleep. I seen the sun come up and I was like, I’m awake. Yeah. Here we go. Now, I decided to vlog that entire day and put it on YouTube with the fact that I just couldn’t go to sleep, and then I ended up going to my friend’s house and I was just like, “Guys, I can’t sleep,” blah, blah, blah. And he is like, “Hey.” His name is Michael Reeves, by the way. He’s a really, really funny guy. Yeah, yeah, I know Michael. I know Michael. Yeah. Yeah. He was like, “Hey, I have these shockers. Maybe that’ll keep you up a little bit longer, so that you can reset your sleep schedule.” Crazy idea. Oh my God. Let’s explore it. And I was like, you know what, fine. So he starts putting these like. His first TENS unit. These like 2M tape. I’ve never been shocked before. Shock things on my body and on my arms. Oh my God. And he’s like, all right, I’m gonna put it here and here, and then I’m gonna set it to this voltage, and it’s gonna make this part of your body just like uncontrollably twitch and urge. Oh my God. I was like- That’s at a three. Okay. Crank it to nine. And so he does it and like, my arm is resting. Yeah. That was a four. And it activates it and my arm just goes like this. That was a four? Forceably. What? Nine. Yeah. I don’t know if therapy’s the word I would use, but we experimented with the idea- You experimented. Of electricity and- Well, I actually did that when I was in high school playing basketball. I was going through a growth spurt, and I ended up getting this really bad back pain. It might have been like a pinched sciatic nerve or something. But like debilitating, like I would be playing basketball and then all of a sudden I was just like on the ground and couldn’t move. Oh man. And so, one of my best friend’s dad, he was a physical therapist and he used those things on my back. So I’d lay down on this table and then he’d attach these little things to my back. And it was just the weirdest thing, ’cause you’re just laying there and then you’re muscles are just moving, like without your control. It’s just like, oh, and then like everything’s shifting back there. It was the weirdest thing. So I think I kind of get what you were going through. I like how you’re like. I’m feeling my back. Rubbing your back a little. You’re like oh. It’s like ghost pain, dude. Kind of feel it. It’s like coming back. I can just feel the muscles spasming. Oh man. So you’ve been playing a little bit of “League” recently. Any other games you’ve been into? This is a question for me. I don’t know how many of you out there listening are gamers, but if I’m gonna have Myth on, I’m gonna talk to him about video games, so bear with me. Yeah, so primarily it’s been “League of Legends” and then like “Valorant.” I need to get back into “Valorant” a bit more. Hey, you know what you should do is you should add me on “Valorant,” ’cause I’ve been playing. The only two, the games that I’ve been playing the majority of the last few weeks are “Valorant,” “League” and then “Escape from Tarkov.” So my mental health is in the toilet but- Yeah. Anytime you wanna play. Especially with some EFT. Yeah, dude, it’s bad, man. That is the most infuriating game. This is a little niche reference out there for everyone. Not really. “Tarkov’s” a big game. That game makes me so mad. It is one of the most infuriating games, and it’s such bait, ’cause you can have so much fun in that game and you can be so angry that I just wanna throw my computer out the window but. Yeah. We don’t need to get into my “Tarkov” troubles. It’s okay. I don’t wanna, I don’t wanna get into it right now. Yeah, but yeah, for me, that’s really just been “League of Legends” the past like two, three weeks. It’s been a bad addiction, really has. It’s tough, man. I need to stop. Do you, what are your like, do you have any childhood games that you used to, that you have any fond memories of, like your favorite games from your childhood? Oh man, I. So obviously the OG “Halo” series, “Halo: Combat Evolved” I think is- Good. I have crystal clear memories of playing certain campaign levels, like as a child. Oh yeah. I’m glad, there was a right answer, there were right answers and that was one of them, so I’m glad you got that right. Yeah, okay, great. Awesome. And then another game that I really loved as a kid was actually “Jak and Daxter.” “Jak and Daxter,” I don’t think I’ve ever heard of that. Oh. I was gonna, I was literally just about to say it’s a game that like, it was on the PlayStation. Okay. And it’s a game that I loved so much as a kid, but nobody knows what I’m talking about when I bring it up, which saddens me. But yeah, it’s this little, it’s this little venture game, fun campaign game where you’re like a humanish figure with big ears. And you also have like this little rat character that you’re kind of buds with. And it’s just the humor’s great. The story’s great. Dude, are you sure you didn’t get like Mandela Effected? Like what if this only exists in your head? I’m just gonna gaslight you really quick into believing that this game never existed. You’re like no, I swear it’s real. Oh man. I played a ton of “Halo” as a kid. That was like, my parents actually, they hosted a college group at their church. And so back in the day, when I was like seven years old, maybe eight years old, we would have big LAN parties at our house. So all these college students would bring over their Xboxes and their TVs, and we’d run the cables through the house and we would have these gigantic “Halo” nights at our house. And so I just remember being a kid and running around to all the different rooms and then like- Oh man. When I finally got the chance to play and like, I was just so bad at the game and I was just getting dumpstered by these college kids who I thought were so cool. But now I could probably take any of them, ’cause I’ve been playing a little bit of “Halo Infinite” too. Getting back into it but. How do you feel about “Halo Infinite”? How do I feel about “Halo”- I’m always curious to get people’s thoughts on that game, ’cause I, yeah. I think it’s actually a lot of fun. I enjoy the multiplayer. I enjoy, I hate Big Team Battle. I’m glad they added a Slayer only mode and SWAT. I think it’s fun. I enjoy it when I play it with my friends, but I haven’t been like grinding it or anything. It’s a fun romp. I think it’s such a great game. I wish, I wish that game nothing but success because it just feels so good. They knocked it out of the park. I’m also like in this limbo zone of where I like to, playing “Halo” and then I’ve been trying to get better at “Valorant” and grind “Valorant” more. And so then I hate playing different shooters and then going back to like one, ’cause then I feel like it just messes with my aim. So then I’m like, ah, I just wanna play one game and be good at it, but I’m not good at any game, so I just need to give up, I think. All in on “Valorant,” baby. Yeah, I mean, I should. Lock it in. You’ve been getting into hiking over the pandemic, yeah? Oh yeah. I’ve heard a little bit. Yeah. I also feel like I wanna preface this. Jamie, who’s my producer, whom you met. I have a list of things that Jamie wrote down and researched, and so now that’s me just picking ones that I want to talk to you about. Hell yeah. So I just feel like, if you’re wondering, why does he have all these random facts? It’s because Jamie has written up a list of random facts that she found. So I’m not the creepy one. Jamie’s the creepy one. I am creepy. I’m sorry. Jamie did a great job because these are things that I recently started to bring into my life after the, or like during the pandemic or after the pandemic that I love and that I don’t, haven’t gotten the opportunity to talk about much, or people haven’t asked me about much. Let’s get into it. That’s my favorite thing. Yeah, so hiking is just, it’s a little activity that I picked up during the quarantine. Or was it? Don’t know. I moved into my, I moved, I moved out of like a team house where I was roommates with a few people. Yeah. To live on my own right before the quarantine started, like right before COVID really kicked off, so like in March. Yeah. And I was, I finally moved and I was like, man, you know, I’m living a little bit closer to some of my friends. I’m gonna be able to go out more. I’m gonna be able to do things. And then everything just locked down. I couldn’t do ish. So during that, I got really sad and lonely, and it was like, I need to make some friends. And during this I was going to the TSM facility to like workout, ’cause we had a COVID safe bubble that we were rolling with. Yeah. And one of my really good friends now that I made through that was Soren or Bjergsen. Yeah. A professional- Love Bjerg. “League of Legends” player. Yeah, and I remember I was walking, I was leaving the TSM facility one day and I was like, man, just ask him to go on a hike. Just ask him to go on a hike. You’re always talking about how you need to make new friends. Just ask him. Yeah. And so as I’m leaving, I ask him real calm, “Yo Soren, you wanna go on a hike this Friday?” And he’s like, “I’m going on a hike with some of my friends.” And then we just started hiking every single weekend, and try and like, and that was what we did through quarantine and through COVID. That’s awesome. And now it’s like one of my favorite things to do whenever I have time to do it. Do you have like your favorite hiking spots around LA? Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, let me conjure up. You don’t have to give, if they’re secret spots, you don’t have to give ’em away. I don’t want you to- No, no, no, no, no. I want everyone to experience the trails that I go on, ’cause they’re amazing. The number one, if you could get through it, it’s kind of brutal. Yeah. Los Liones. Oh really? Los Liones. Yeah. You look up, you look up the Los Liones trail. You go on that bad boy, if you’re in the area. It’s about a three, four hour hike, if you’re not stopping. Okay. Like if you’re just kind of training through it. Yeah. But it’s hard. It has a lot of incline. I think for the most part, it’s an incline hike, but you get this beautiful view of like, near the PCH that just looks down on all of Santa Monica and the Pacific, and it’s just the most beautiful thing ever. It’s amazing. I think Jamie wrote that one down, actually. I saw her clicking away there at the keyboard as you said it, so. I’m gonna go on this hike. Let’s go, Jamie! Oh, that’s funny. Get it! Do you have any crazy hiking stories? Has anything weird ever happened? Has anything weird ever happened on a hike? Oh, I seen. Oh, oh, wait. Oh, okay. I was hiking, I was hiking Los Liones with my friends and I seen. No, man. Bring it back. I’m so ready. The cliff hanger. It’s Will Smith’s daughter. Willow Smith? Yeah, Willow Smith! Willow Smith? Willow Smith, yeah. I seen Willow Smith on a hike trail and I was like- You saw Willow Smith on a hike. You know, we were just, I was hiking and I like saying hi when I am walking next to people on hikes, like just as we’re crossing. So I’m like “Hey,” and then I walk a little bit and I’m like, wait, what the? Wait, what? Oh my God! Yeah. Did you say hi to her? Did you talk to her? No, I was, they were already on their way and I was already on my way. But I was like, oh, that’s so cool. That is cool. That is cool. I love that family. Who doesn’t? Who doesn’t? Do you have any, speaking of celebrity sightings, are there any other like celebrity sighting stories that you’ve had since you like lived in LA? Not sightings per se, but I got to record an advertisement with Samuel Jackson. Yeah, I heard about, that was in my list of things that Jamie wrote down. Good transition then. That was in my list of things, yeah. That was a smooth segue. Great work. Yeah. What was the ad for? So it was for “Shaft.” They were making another “Shaft” movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A modern “Shaft” movie. And we did this little ad segment and it’s crazy the way that it ended up coming to fruition, because my manager hit me up and was like, “Hey, you wanna, do you wanna like stream and promo this movie ‘Shaft?’” And I was like sure. And then he hit me back up an hour later. He was like, “Hey, would you actually be down to do like a in person thing for it where you like, you know, just like a normal, record a little thing for it. It goes up on YouTube.” I’m like, sure. Yeah. He’s like, okay, so now they wanna have Samuel L. Jackson there and you’ll be, you’ll get to meet him for like 10 seconds and you’ll record the thing. I’m like, absolutely, dude! Absolutely. Yeah! Yeah! And then we get there, and the day’s going, and we’re recording everything, and me and him end up shooting for like two hours. Oh my God. So I get to do multiple scenes with him. I’m doing takes with him. I’m watching him do his thing and interact with the production. Yeah. And I’m just dude, I’m straight up acting with the Samuel L. Jackson. That is insane. That is so cool. Yeah, that is so cool. That’s probably my craziest celebrity story. Dude. That I have in my pocket. Dude, Samuel Jackson. He’s just like one of the coolest people ever. Legendary, bro. How do you get that cool? He’s the original BAMF. Like he- Yeah. Oh man. And he’s so cool in person as well. Really? He’s such a nice. Yeah, he’s such a nice dude. I believe that. He was, you know, he knew that I wasn’t, you know, too acquitted to acting and I was a little bit nervous and he was super thoughtful of it, so. Oh, that’s awesome. I appreciated him a lot, yeah. Yeah. I used to have, so I worked, before I worked here at Mythical, I worked at a bakery in actually The Grove. So right there in West Hollywood. And we used to have some people come into the bakery that I worked at, and I’m trying to think of the people that I met. I met Laurence Fishburne, which was really cool. He’s a cool guy. He was very nice. I met Weird Al, which was like the best thing ever, ’cause he was like my hero when I was in eighth grade. I don’t know. I love Weird Al. Also very excited for the movie coming out about him. Who’s playing him? Who’s playing. Someone’s playing Weird Al and they’re, I can’t remember who it is, but I’m very excited for the person that’s doing it. I remember being excited, at least. Daniel Radcliffe. Daniel Radcliffe. Oh yes, he’s gonna be so good. He’s gonna be so great. It was nice though working at the bakery because I made all the croissants and stuff there and all the pastries. And so I worked in the back in the kitchen, but there was this big window out into like the main area. And I never wanna be that person that goes up to a celebrity and just like introduces. I don’t know. I don’t want it to be weird. So I found a way around it of being nice, and so I would just give them free stuff. So I’d just go into the back and I’d grab free pastries and I put ’em in a bag and I’d go out, I’d be like, hey, I just wanna give you these like free whatevers, almond croissant, because, and I just like, you know, love your work. Think you’re great. Whatever. And then it was always a nice little segue for me to get to meet some cool people, so. And I didn’t have to be weird like, “Hi, I’m a big fan.” But I don’t know, I’ve always been weird around like- But not give them something free. Yeah, I had to give them something free so it didn’t seem too weird, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So there was an excuse for me- I think it’s always chill, for the most part. It is generally. I just have never wanted to be that person that like annoys someone, you know? I’ve never wanted to be like, ’cause you know, you hear about celebrities in interviews, whatever, they talk about stuff like, oh, you know, these people came up to me, or they’ll talk about horror stories with fans. And I’m not, I would never be like weird about it, but I never wanna be that person that like, oh my God, I went to the bakery and some a-hole kid, some annoying kid came up to me and I was like, ah, this just scares me. I don’t wanna be that person. Being that person. Yeah. That’s valid. It’s a fear now, but you know, now all I have to do is just invite people onto my podcast, so I can say, hey, Myth, big fan. Think you do great work. You’re gonna be the one getting free ice cream and cupcakes soon here, dude. Dude, man, I hope so. Actually, no, I don’t hope so. I have too big of a sweet tooth. I would just eat everything. I don’t need more free ice cream and cupcakes. I eat enough crap at work. And Trevor, why do you want to be famous? Free ice- Free cupcakes and ice cream. Free cupcakes, oh man. The dream. Actually though, once you get free pastries, that’s when you know you’ve made it. That’s when you know you’ve made it. If you’re famous enough for them to feel like they have to give you something to talk to you, then you’ve made it, which is so backwards, right? It is. They’re the famous ones. Should be asking for a bigger tip! Yeah, they’re the rich ones. They should not be getting the free stuff. Myth, you and I have something in common. I don’t know if you know this. Big Nerf Gun fans. Big what fans, sorry? Nerf Guns. Nerf Guns. You’ve done some work with Nerf Guns in the past. I don’t know if you’re a Nerf Gun appreciator or user, but you’ve done some, you’ve done some Nerf stuff in the past. I’m an appreciator, yeah. Yeah? I mean like, child, like Nerf will always be like a big. Nerf had a huge, big impact on my life. Dude. Yeah. In childhood. Nerf or nothing, man. Typeish, yeah. What was the coolest gun you had? Cause I had so many freaking Nerf Guns as a child. I didn’t have any cool ones. I just had like simple pistols and stuff but my mom wouldn’t cut it out for me to be able to get one of those but- I had one of the LMG ones, the automatic LMG ones, but that one was such a pain in the butt to clean up after. Oh God. Picking up all those darts, man, and reloading them one by one in the little holes. But it was so much fun to spray my brother. I’m envious. Yeah. Got the good stuff. Dude, we should have a Nerf battle. We should have a Nerf battle. But yeah, but the reason why I say Nerf kind of had a big part of my life is because, as a kid, I started kind of saving money from a really young age. And you know, my allowance when I was really young was like a dollar. A dollar or whatever like a week, just when I was really young, just so that my parents kind of get me into the mindset of doing chores and stuff. Yeah. Or for work or whatever. Yeah. And one day, I saved up like $30, and I was like, oh my God, I have $30. So much power. I have so much money! And so I wanted to spend something on it and my mom was like, “What are you gonna buy with your money?” And I was like, “I’m gonna buy a Nerf Gun.” So my first ever purchase- Yeah. Or like, you know, whatever you wanna call it, was a Nerf Gun. And I remember just being so livid, and my mom was like, “Are you sure that’s really what you wanna spend your money on?” She’s like, “I’m not gonna stop you, but really?” And I was like, “Yeah!” Yeah! I’m gonna get the big one. One that’s that big, not this big, that big, and that’s what I did. Yeah. Yeah. And that was like your, that was your favorite gun, or did you get any more? Did you build the arsenal? From that moment onward, when I was younger, that’s the only one that I bought myself, and then I think I really got into video games and stuff like heavy, heavy, to the point where I had to, you know, start paying for Xbox Live and- Oh yeah. Get the new “Call of Duty” release every year- That was tough. Which I used to, I used to save every year for “Call of Duty” and a year subscription of Xbox Live, so 120 bucks. That was like what I had to have every year. That makes sense. That was one of the nice things, actually, my dad being like a fairly big gamer. He was like an older gamer though. He was very into “Halo,” and then he also played like a lot of online games, like “Baldur’s Gate”, but he played a freak ton of “Runescape.” Wow. That’s so dope. But that was one of the nice things is that like, I didn’t have to worry about that ’cause my dad would always buy games, ’cause he wanted to play them too. And so we would just like always game together as a family and I never had to worry about saving up- I love that. I always had “Runescape” membership, ’cause my dad would like give me a bunch of money and he’d take me to go kill the giant mole and stuff, so it was great but- We have like opposite ends. My mom growing up was basically like, she told me flat out when I was like 11 or like 10 years old or something. She was like, “I’m never gonna directly spend money on video games for you.” Oh no! Straight up. And as bad as it seems, it kind of made me hella money conscious, and it made me really good with saving. Yeah. So I used to be so good with my money, my family used to call me like a little bank, actually, used to be like one of my nicknames, because I always used to have money, because I would save it all year long so I could buy Xbox. I could buy the new “Call of Duty,” and so that I could buy the year subscription of Xbox Live. Of Xbox Live. Because I was an Xbox kid, man. Yeah. Yeah. I was an Xbox kid too, man. That’s the way to do it. I had like a PS2 growing up and an Xbox, but like after we got an Xbox 360, it’s been like always Xbox. So I respect that. I respect that. You’re not gonna get any hate from me. Appreciate that. Appreciate that. We family. All right. We’re gonna do a fun little segment of the show. I’m gonna ask you, and I’m actually excited to hear this because you’re a streamer, so I feel like there might be a funny story here. This is something I like to call “Whoever smelt it?” And so I’m gonna ask you, what is the embarrassing place in public, or maybe even on stream that you’ve accidentally let one rip? Ooh. Okay. This is like, this is worse than a rip. Does that count? Yeah, it counts. Give it to me. Okay. So picture maybe like 2013, 2014. Okay. I’m in New York on a little trip with my family and I’m really young. Okay. And you’re just in the middle of like Central Park and you gotta use the bathroom, like you have, you gotta. Yeah. And I don’t know, I don’t know if this is a unique experience to me, but there are no bathrooms in the area. There were like no bathrooms in the area. No, no, no. And there were also like, you would go into a store and they’d be like, “Nah, sorry, you gotta, you know, you gotta buy something to use the bathroom.” And my family, we’re rolling like five, six deep, just kids. And so my family’s like, no, we’re not gonna spend some, you know, unnecessary money on stuff we don’t need. Yeah. So I end up, we end up trying to run to the, oh man, what do you call the transit system or the- Metro, whatever. The metro, and I end up pissing myself in the corner of the metro, as people are just walking by just trying to go on their day to work. No. But the sad part about it is I was trying to, you know, I was trying to take out, I was trying to take out my parts so I could pee on the corner, but I just, I needed to use the bathroom so badly that I just, I just pissed myself right there in the corner. You went full dung on the train. Yeah, but then we still have to go on the train. So I get on the transit or the train, and I’m just there with my piss soaked pants just like stinking it up in the entire, in the entire, in the entire thing, man. And I’ll never forget, there was a dude in front of me playing “Grand Theft Auto” on a PSP. No. What? He, I, listen, I looked for an escape during that very awkward moment of my life, and all that, all I could remember in that moment, I was like, man, I’m just really focused on this dude playing “Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas” on his PSP. Cause I could hear it, and I’ve played the game, I could hear it on the speaker of the PSP, and I was like, he’s playing “Grand Theft Auto,” that’s so dope. That is so funny. As a form of escapism from the fact that I- You’re just deflecting the fact that you hung full brain in the metro station and pissed your pants. And that is wow. Yeah, it’s not a full, it’s not just a fart. It’s a full experience. Yeah, that was a full mess. Arguably worse. Full mess made. I think that is very much. I don’t think it’s even arguably worse. I think that is worse. I mean, that is, the level of embarrassment to farting in public versus straight up pissing your pants. Now, you were younger, so we’ll cut you a little slack there. That’s true. I mean, you said it was 2012 maybe, so you were probably like 12, 13 years old when it happened. Yeah, which is like- Well, you know, you’re not getting any slack for that, actually, you’re pretty old. It is pretty young. That’s, I mean, that’s old enough to probably not piss your pants. Yeah, exactly. That’s exactly my point. Why didn’t you just like, why didn’t, I feel like the better place do it would be like in Central Park, like find a tree, find a bush, but I don’t know, man. That’s tough. It is hard with the public bathrooms though. They’re sticklers about it. There’s a lot of places. Well that is, and pee does smell, so we’re gonna count that as a smelling story, as whoever smelt it, because pee does smell. That is so funny, dude. Oh my God. What a great story to end on. What a great story to end on. Thank you so much, man. Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What? How about you? You want me to tell a story? Yeah, I mean- Does it have to be. Okay. You’ve got a smelt it story? I got, let me think now. Well, I’m trying to think if I have anything pee related because, I feel like I don’t want you to feel too embarrassed, so I’m gonna try and match it with something. I. Oh, he’s just too cool. I don’t know if you’ve ever experienced this phenomena, but have you ever nervous pooped? Like have you ever been so nervous or like, and this is gonna sound, this is when I was a child. So you know how like sometimes when dogs get excited, they’ll pee or they’ll poop? So like I did that but in human form one time, where I was over at my friend’s house, there was, I was probably. God, I was probably like first grade, maybe. We’ll call it first grade. I went over to my friend’s house who I really liked hanging out with. It was my brother and I were over there ’cause our parents were hanging out. And so we were hanging out with, my brother and I were hanging out with her and her brother. They were so cool and fun to hang out with, and I got so excited and I just got this rumbling in my stomach ’cause I was so happy. And I was like, oh my God, I got to freaking poop. And I literally, I had a blowout. I don’t know what it was, but just, I went into their bathroom, and the saddest part is, I went into their bathroom. I freaking pooped so much and I stunk up the bathroom so bad, and by the time I was done, we had to leave. I literally wasted the entire time of us being able to hang out. Parents were like, “All right, we’re ready to go.” And so I was like- My god. I just got so excited to hang out with my friends that I pooped, that I didn’t even get to hang out with them that much. And I stunk the heck out of their bathroom. So Amanda, I’m sorry. And Dylan, I’m sorry. I hope that you don’t remember that because it was a very embarrassing moment for me. I don’t even think I actually went over back to their house. I still went to school with them, but I don’t think I ever went back to their house, probably ’cause the bathroom was so stinky, and it was really sad. I was so sad after her, ’cause I was like, oh my God, I just wasted the entire time, ’cause I was so excited that I had to poop. That is great though. Find you a friend like Trevor, you know. Get so excited- Excited for you. To hang out that he just destroy, just poops. I’m like, holy crap, I can’t. Wait, that’s gonna be me if you ever like ask me to play video games and then I’m just gonna be like, holy crap, gimme 20 minutes. Yeah, literally. Gimme 20 minutes and then I’m ready. Oh man, well. All right. Thank you for sharing that. You’ve gotten it out of me. Yes, you’re welcome. I hope that that was satisfying to you, as satisfying as your story was to me. Oh, it was. It was. I mean, can we be friends? Can you, can you, are you gonna give me your number? If I DM you on Instagram, are you gonna ghost me, or do you think, you think we could talk again sometime? You know what, Trevor, we could talk again. Really? Yes. Dude, let’s freaking go hiking. I wanna go hiking with you. I’m down. Or climbing. I’m actually so down. Or play “League” or “Valorant.” We love bringing people out hiking, rock climbing, whatever. More the merrier, so you’re welcome, Trevor. That’d be awesome, dude. You are welcome. I’d love that. Let’s do it. Hit me up anytime. Let’s freaking do it. Thank you so much for coming on, man. This was a pleasure. Thank you guys for having me. This was honestly a lot of fun. I’m glad you enjoyed it. This was a good time. I had so much fun. Yeah, hopefully we can talk again sometime. Anytime you wanna hang out, man, even if it’s not in podcast form. I’m down whenever. So thank you very much. Plug yourself. Sorry, that was a smooth transition. Tell people when they can find you. Yeah, just whatever platform you’re on, just type in Myth, you’ll find my stuff. You’ll see my face, or some of it. My Instagram is like TSM_Myth. My Twitch is Myth. Yeah. Twitter is Myth_. But just Myth and then whatever and you’ll find me. Yeah, he’s got a lot of followers. He pops up pretty quick there in the list, so. It’s the gamer boy. It’s the gamer boy. If it’s not the gamer boy, it’s not me. Yeah, everybody go check out Myth. He really does make some amazing content. He’s super funny. Plays a lot of video games and he’s very good at video games too, which is a bonus. So yeah, please go check him out. Go follow him on all the platforms, and yeah, thank you so much for coming on, man. Thank you guys once again. It was great. Jamie, Jamie. Myth has left the proverbial building, per se, that is our digital setup. How do you think it went? You know, I liked, because I know that you like to game, so I’m sure you were super excited for this one. I was. And I would love, honestly, if you guys go on a hike, I’d like to go. You wanna come with? I would be down. I’ll see. I’ll talk to my people. I’ll see if you’re invited. I don’t know. I’m not like, no one wants to be my friend, but you know what I mean. He seemed to love you too. He was interacting with you too, which is great. No, I actually, I wanted to, if I could, if I had my way, I would’ve talked to him about video games for like four hours, but I know not everybody out there’s a gamer. You know, not everybody just wants to hear me blabber on and on about how bad “League of Legends” is. So it was hard. I had to cut back. I had to pull back. But I did get a little bit in there, ’cause I wanted to, you know. He’s a streamer, that’s a big part of his life. It’s a big part of my life, so I wanted to talk about it. But I hope it didn’t game out everyone too much. No, it was small and you know. Little bits and pieces, you know. Here and there. Yeah, here and there. No, he seems like a great guy. I genuinely wanna be his friend. I feel like I’ve been that way about most people thus far, but like I’d love to hang out with him. That would be really cool. I wasn’t kidding about the hike. I’m gonna ask him. I’m gonna be annoying on twitter.com. I’m gonna DM him and be like, “Hey, about that hike there, fella. You want to go?” Well everybody, thank you for listening to “Trevor Talks Too Much.” Hopefully I didn’t though. Listen, every Tuesday we’ve got new episodes coming out every week, and then the YouTube version of the podcast is gonna be out the following Monday. Make sure everybody go follow, subscribe. Apple Podcast, Spotify. Don’t miss out on the new episodes coming out every week. Also subscribe to the YouTube channel to catch those videos when they come out, and leave a review and a rating. That really helps us out a lot. I know I joke some people have told me that I talk too much, but it is helpful. I wanna know. I wanna get better. And then also go follow all of the other Mythical stuff. We’re on TikTok. We’re on Instagram. Go check out our other channels, you know, GMM, great stuff. Mythical Kitchen, I cook there, go check it out. And then you can also find my personals @TrevorEvarts on Twitter and Instagram. If you wanna see me talk in pictures or read me talk in words in 240 characters or less. I don’t know how many Twitters- Read me talk in words. Love that. Yeah, you know, it’s very big brain. It’s a cosmic sort of way of thinking. Thank you everyone. We are still going to have an awkward outro, ’cause I don’t know how to end it yet. Someone leave a review, tell me how to end a podcast. Someone please. I’m begging you. Goodbye.
