Welcome to “Good Mythical More”. I’m so excited to be here! Hey, you like heavy stuff? You like knowing which stuff is heavier when talking only about heavy stuff? Well, you came to the right video. But do you like Daddy Like, Daddy Don’t Like? Daddy like jackfruit! Daddy don’t like your eyes. Daddy like pineapple. Daddy don’t like long sentences. Daddy like coconut, you see what I’m doing here? Don’t like novels. Daddy like water, what? Daddy don’t like your toe. Daddy like steak. Why are you making this so personal? Hey, you can’t carry on a conversation with daddy in the middle of daddy not liking the fact of you making this conversational. Daddy like when he makes it conversational. And you can’t do that. Ha, that’s right. See, ha! Ha! I got you. Daddy don’t like your eyes? That was surprisingly personal and unnecessary. Does daddy know about heavy stuff? What? I don’t know, I just- What do you mean? He’ll get away with it. First of all… Well fine, I’m sorry. There you go. All right, hey! For what? I don’t know What is happening? I’m just playing, man. I’m gonna give you, two heavy things. You’re gonna guess which one’s heavier. I love playing this game. I play it all the time. Since we already teased it, why not start with which is heavier, the average African elephant or the average RV? Well, the African elephant’s got heavier ears than the Asian elephant. Let’s not forget that, The average RV, now are we including Sprinter vans, #vanlife in this or is this like- I think this is the average RV. Like a- Like a class C or a class B? A classic RV. I don’t think that a Sprinter van counts ’cause the Sprinter van definitely not heavier than a elephant. But how many people are on the RV? Is there an elephant on the RV? No. All right, we’ll three, two, one it? Three, two, one. What? Three, two, one. RV. I think it’s the RV. Okay. Yeah, there’s lots of dense equipment in an RV, and they’re I mean, they’re just, it’s gotta be RV. Okay, an average RV weighs about five tons, which is 10,000 pounds, but an average African elephant weighs seven tons. What? Whoa. Good gracious. We are surprised. So you probably couldn’t get an elephant on an RV. Really the only thing I’m worried about. I, we were in Joshua Tree the other weekend. Remember that? Cassie and I were in Joshua Tree the other weekend and we were hiking in the national park. You’re not allowed to bring dogs on trails. You have to use the dirt roads. And so we were hiking on the dirt road, just walking on the dirt road- Did you know that before you went? No. Yeah. Could have told you that. Sorry. You didn’t ask me or invite me. And so every once in a while, a car passes on the dirt road, and we encountered a Rivian truck- I’m starting to see more of these. Have you? I have not seen one in real life. It’s an electrical truck. It’s electrical, yeah. And it was this beautiful olive army green type of color and it was in the middle of Joshua Tree desert. So we turn around and it has that amazing front headlight that’s like a strip, and you’re like, holy crap, this is a cool vehicle- You’re really falling for this truck. You want one. It’s so freaking cool and they have- I’m actually impressed that they made it in, that it was out in the middle of Joshua Tree because that was the thing I was worried about with it, is just I know it’s got a 400 mile range, but that really doesn’t mean 400, it probably means 300. And then you get a little bit range anxiety. We obviously made faces that communicated we were excited to see this truck. And for some reason, the people in the truck came back around and- Yeah, and when you buy a Rivian at this point, you’re expecting these conversations. And so they stopped and we talked to them for a minute. “Y’all girls wanna get in the back of my Rivian?” It was a couple and- Probably didn’t talk like that. Well, the guy- No judgment here. The guy worked at Rivian. That’s why he had the Rivian truck. I don’t think I’ve seen one that’s a production model. I saw one that had a weird wrap on it like oh, those- No, I’ve seen two on the street and they seemed like, there was no indication of anything squirrely. Nobody with a Rivian name badge? Nope. Cassie is really into cars and she’s asking the guy a bunch of questions, but she starts with, “I mean, I thought it was a huge wait.” And he goes, “Ah, it’s about 6,000 pounds.” And she goes, “No, no, I meant the wait to get the car.” He’s thinking like we are- That’s the connection, you see what I did there? That’s the connection. Not that bad- But 6,000 pounds in comparison to the RV being 10,000 pounds, that’s pretty heavy. 6,000 pounds is a heavy truck. That battery’s probably at least a third of that. ‘Cause a full size truck they call, I mean would be like a two ton truck. What’s the next one? Leaning Tower of Pisa or the Eiffel Tower? How do you weigh a tower? I think what you do is you get on the scale without the tower and you weigh yourself. Then you get on the scale with the tower and you have to do subtraction. And just do subtraction, it’s pretty simple. Have you seen either one of these things in real life? Nope. Yeah, neither have I. I still don’t believe that they exist. Yeah, I’m actually trying to make it a goal in life to never see either one of them. That way I won’t be disappointed. I bet you they’re both smaller than I thought they’d be. The Leaning Tower of Pisa is made out of old stone and concrete, and of course the Eiffel Tower is made out of steel. The Eiffel tower is much taller than the Leaning Tower of Pisa. I bet that Pisa tower is a lot stumpier than you thought. Anybody seen it in person? It’s probably like a condo. Ah, what is that, four stories? What about the Eiffel Tower? I mean, to be sure, somebody’s seen the Eiffel Tower. Chris is nodding his head. Okay, a lot of you guys seen that. It’s bigger than a condo. All right, I’m- I’m gonna go with- Three, two, one, Eiffel Tower. Pisa. Pisa, it’s dense. That’s why it’s leaning, man. So heavy on one side. The Eiffel Tower weighs 10,100 tons, but the Leaning Tower of Pisa weighs 14,500 tons. Wow, it is very dense. How tall is it? How tall is it, yeah. I would just like to see a visual representation. Which one is taller is a totally different- I guess because it’s a modern structure, that steel’s probably really efficient and hollow and- Eiffel Tower in feet- No, it’s in France. I think I need help. They’ll look it up. Give us the next one. I need an infographic here. Okay, yeah. What? Somebody help me. Wow, it’s not that different. Well, it depends on the picture. I mean, it is different, but yeah. It’s not nearly as, whoa, these pictures are way off. Wait, does that make sense? It’s a lot of misinformation about- Look, Size Explorer, compare the world. That’s what we need right there. I’m telling you that’s a different “Good Mythical More”. We’re doing weight explorer. Oh, it’s not even close! So much taller. Yeah, okay. Wow, but it’s more dense. How is it, but that’s crazy that the size difference is that vast. I mean, it’s not even copper. It almost looks like the Tower of Pisa can be, can pass underneath the archway of the Eiffel Tower. I don’t think he can. What’s the next one? I don’t believe it. A male sperm whale or the Apollo 11 spacecraft? Apollo 11 spacecraft, is that the one we saw in person when we went to, where were we in Texas? Where was that? Houston. NASA. We have a problem. Yeah, I know it was NASA. Where am I? They got so much space equipment here. The Apollo 11 spacecraft? Are you talking about the lander part or are you talking about the whole thing ready to launch with the rockets attached to it? The shuttle It’s not a shuttle, Stevie. It’s a rocket. I’m just repeating- If it’s the lunar lander- Not the lander. I don’t think it would be the lander- We saw this thing. Well, if it’s the whole thing it’s the freaking rocket. Versus a what? A sperm whale. Now is he full of sperm or not? Is this before or after coitus? Because post coitus- That’s what BC stands for, doesn’t it? Post coitus, yeah, before coitus he’s at least 30% heavier. That’s why he is the sperm whale. Three, two, one. Apollo. Coitus, I mean sperm whale. Okay, the sperm whale can weigh up to 55 tons, and Apollo 11 weighed over 50.38 tons. So the whale is heavier. Well think of that. You can get 50 tons out of the atmosphere. That’s pretty crazy. Basically, they’re launching a sperm whale into the atmosphere. A post coitus sperm whale. Exactly. Again, if that hadn’t been clarified, I would’ve gotten that one right. He’s gonna unload at least five tons. Stop. Here’s something else I wanna unload on ya. 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Or if it actually maybe a little bigger. What was the question? Hollywood sign. Hollywood sign or Stonehenge? You know what, I’ve been to both of these. Hollywood sign is, I mean, you can get up there, you can go up there at night time and tear one of the letters down. Stonehenge, man- No, you can drape something in front of it to make it say something different, like “Hollyweed” or “Hullywood”. “Hullywood” is the easiest thing to do. ‘Cause you just put a little black drap right across the top of the O. You can actually make it “Hullywuud” and make the two Os in “wood” Us, but that doesn’t really do anything for anybody. I think it’s, well Stonehenge is stone. Three! Three, two, one. Stonehenge. Stonehenge, gotta be. Guys, this is the craziest one because Stonehenge weighs 25 tons, but the Hollywood sign weighs 240 tons. Well, what are they putting inside of it? Stonehenge, apparently. A few times, 10 times of Stonehenge. That doesn’t sound, Stonehenge has to weigh more than that. Yeah, that doesn’t sound right, does it? Unfortunately, that’s all I have. I mean, come on now. We’re going to the Wiki because you know- Who said, who said that, I think they’re counting Twinkie fingers. I think they’re counting the hill. Hollywood sign weight. Hollywood sign weight is 480,000 pounds, which is- Yeah, 240 tons, yeah. 240 tons. Yeah, that’s correct. Good gracious. Well, that’s crazy. Who weighed it? The structural system is wood and sheet metal. What? what? I just feel like my whole world’s been turned upside. Okay, here’s a question I’ve always asked myself. Which is heavier, a T-rex or Michelangelo’s David? I’ve never seen David, I make a point not to. Marble is heavy, man. You ever picked up a slab of marble? Yeah, how tall do you think David is? I would guess it’s- 15, 12? 10 feet tall. Sans base. Did you just burp in your own mouth? Well, no, I burped in your mouth. Yeah, usually that’s where it happens. But you kept it in. Well, for a second. Thank you. It’s 17 feet tall, I’ll give you that. But I’m not telling you how tall a T-rex is. I have my answer. Three, two, one. David. David, gotta be. This one’s super close, but it’s actually the T-rex because David weighs, it’s crazy ’cause David weighs six tons. That’s a lot of weight. And the T-rex could weigh 7.75 tons. A T-rex named David could weigh ever more than that. But I think if the T-rex’s hand is broken off, is that what’s broken off of David or is it his weiner? I don’t think his Wiener’s broken off, I think it’s just small T-rex is 12 feet high so David is taller. Proportionately. Proportionately. David is taller than a T-rex but a T-rex is wider than, I’m looking at his penis right now. What’s broken off of David? I don’t think anything’s broken off of David. David looks intact. I think David’s completely intact. Well, good for David. After all these years. Which is pretty remarkable if you think about it. Okay. There’s plenty of broken off wieners though when you start looking at like all of these- Well, that’s why you can’t make the weiner too big on a statue, ’cause it’s gonna get broken off. Yeah, that’s the reason. Little kids are gonna be hanging off of it. That’s what David been saying all these years. He’s like, “Listen, I mean, my penis is bigger than this, “but Michelangelo made it a little bit small “so the kids wouldn’t swing on it.” The Golden Gate Bridge for the Titanic? Okay, I’ve been to both of these. Good gracious. There is no way that a boat is heavier than that daggone bridge. It was a big freaking boat, man. But not as big as you’d think. I’m ready. Three, two, one. Bridge. The bridge. Yeah, in a big way. Golden Gate Bridge weighs 887,000 tons and the Titanic weigh 52,310 tons. Still a very large boat. Might even call it a ship. In it’s day. Yeah, yeah, I mean, shipping containers bigger than that now. Less than a week left! 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