Hey, could I borrow your wife next week? What? Yeah, my wife’s going out of town. The jousting thing. Yeah, her jousting thing. And you wanna borrow my wife? Just for a week, yeah. No! I can’t believe you wouldn’t do this for me, man. She’s a person, Rhett, I can’t just loan her out like a pen. I know that she’s not a pen, are you being sexist right now? You’re the one being sexist! I can’t just not have a wife, that would be embarrassing. How do you not see how ridiculous you’re being right now? Well what’s ridiculous is that you expect me to just not have a wife while my wife is off doing her jousting thing. What’s next, am I supposed to divorce her, too? No, you don’t have to divorce her! What am I gonna tell my kids? “You don’t have a mother anymore.” She’s still your wife, and she’s still their mother. I miss her so much. She’s not gone. And now this. My best friend won’t let me borrow his wife for just a week? Oh, the knives of betrayal! What are you doing? They scorch my wounded heart. Stop it. I really thought you were better than this, man. Just goes to show you, you can’t trust anybody anymore. Well if it means this much to you, I guess I’m okay with it, but you’re gonna have to ask her. Hey, baby. Yeah. Oh. Well I’m not gonna argue with that. Okay. Love you, too. Oh, that was my wife. Jousting thing got canceled. It happens.