Welcome to Good Mythical More, we have got actual sands from actual beaches and we are going to we’re gonna sample them and see which ones are the best, see if we can match it up. But first we’re gonna play Daddy Like, Daddy Don’t Like. You wanna be like? Daddy like opinions. Daddy don’t like scabs. Daddy like ideas. Daddy don’t like nails. Daddy like pubes. Daddy don’t like mummies. Daddy like ladders. Daddy don’t like biscuits. Daddy like skyscrapers, Daddy don’t like streets. Daddy like turns. Daddy don’t like tires. Daddy like curves. Daddy don’t like chains. Daddy like angles. Daddy don’t like snow. Daddy likes saws. Daddy don’t like pepper. Daddy like salt. Daddy don’t like buildings. Daddy likes… houses. Daddy don’t like shirts. Daddy like pants. Daddy don’t like a underwear. Daddy like thong. Daddy don’t like shoes. Daddy like socks. Daddy don’t like shoe laces Daddy like shoe- laceless shoes. Oh yeah, come on. I think both of us have lost multiple times, just to be honest with you, because both of us had said “uh” and you can’t say “uh”. Can’t say “uh”. Yeah, hey, we’re getting so good at that game. We getting so good at it. Because we finally realized that all you have to do is think of something. It doesn’t have to be true. Did, did you- Think about how hard that game was for us for so long? Did you notice that I actually tried to make it more difficult for me because I responded to what you said by liking things that were related to it? But that makes it easier. No, it doesn’t. That’s the only way I play. Oh really? I take what you said. And I, the first thing I think of is what I say. Oh, well the way that I’ve been playing is I ignore you entirely and just think about when you’re gonna shut up so I can talk. Like normal. Oh, that’s it gives me a lot of insight into the way you think. I’m thinking maybe we can make that into like the new Wordle. You know, like, You know, it’s like, have you played Daddy Like Daddy Don’t Like today? I have a draft the New York times and the subject line is Daddy Like Daddy Don’t Like. I mean, think about You wanna buy it? Like Daddy Like Daddy Don’t Like, you play it with a friend. And then you both tweet how far you got. Mhm. I think it could really catch on. Yeah. Me too. I got Daddy Like Daddy Don’t Like in three today. I don’t even know. I don’t even know how- I’ve been afraid of word old, man. You don’t even know what I’m talking about. I know what you’re- When I say I got it in three, what does that mean? Well, I’ve seen the screenshots. So what does that mean? It means that you got it. You put three letters in. The babe. What? I mean people, I mean, people put these screenshots… It’s a, it’s a, it’s a… on Twitter. I think plane… It’s a five letter- Its a five letter word. I was gonna clarify when you said I’ve seen the screenshots if Rhett was sending you his screenshots which I was like, oh, okay. Oh yeah, I don’t believe in.. Trying to get me into Wordle. I don’t believe in tweeting your Wordle.. thing. Honestly saw.. I don’t believe in that. I saw a funny TikTok and there was a, there was a dad running around the house. He was like, “Honey, Catherine from Facebook got Wordle in three today.” And like going around just like that. That’s like, is that what that’s what’s happening When you’re bragging about getting Wordle is like we don’t even, we don’t even know what it is. I don’t even give a crap. Yeah. Well, I was trying to explain to you what it is, but it’s kind of pointless. Let’s play with sand. You know, what’s a lot more important is buying sand from beaches around the world through Etsy or eBay, which is what Lucas did. I question the legality of this from the standpoint This doesn’t seem illegal. I mean, legal. Just pulling, like, I mean, look at that. You go out to a beach and you just grab sand and you just sell it? Like that’s not your sand to sell. Yeah. I mean, sand is needed. You can’t be selling sand. Sand is needed? On the beach? Yeah, sand is needed. It’s where it needs to be. If you go to a park, you’re not allowed to take anything from a park, but people take shells from the beach all the time. We should try this- But if it’s a state park beach that would not be… Did you buy this all from one person? Nope. How many people? Seven. Seven. So we can arrest seven people. So people that are local to beaches, they’re just selling sand. Scooping it up selling. I mean, we got Myrtle beach right here. You might have bought this from my father. Right. There was that one girl that was selling her farts. Right? Let do that. Let’s start. I want you to start buying farts and- And there there’s nothing wrong. We’re gonna sniff ’em match ’em up. There’s nothing wrong with selling your farts. Well, actually- Because that’s yours. Well- That’s not sand. In order to match it up it’s gonna have to be crew members farts. So we’re gonna match the crew member to their bottled fart. Write that down, put that on the ledger. Okay, so only taking the sand from some states is illegal. And from some states it’s not protected for some reason. This is, this is a dark soil here. So if you’re taking sand from Hawaii, California or Florida, it is illegal to do that. Okay? So we have Hawaii and we.. Do we have Florida here? Let’s go through all these. We have Bahamas, Mexico, Iceland, Australia, California, this is illegal. South Carolina. Nothing’s illegal in South Carolina. Right, right, you can do anything. You can ride your motorcycle helmetless while shooting fireworks. Right out your butt. Right outta your butt. Hawaii, illegal. I would think that the darkest one the black one is Hawaii ’cause it says Big Island or no, hold on. What did it? I thought I saw Big Island. You think this is volcanic? Yeah. Oh yeah. Mohana Beach. It is on the Big Island. I’m seeing that in the note there. So I’ve been to the big island and they have black sand beaches on the big island. So I think that’s probably that one. But, and then I would think that the salt and pepper one- I actually wouldn’t call this- No I’m saying this is black sand. That’s Hawaii I think. And then this one feels like it would be.. No hold on hold on let’s not we’re not supposed to be looking at you. Well, that’s the only way I’m gonna play the game though. We gotta play one at a time. You can switch them around. You play Daddy Like Daddy Don’t Like in illogical way, now you’re trying to play the sand game in the illogical way. See, if I didn’t see the other ones. I would’ve guessed that this dark one might be a volcanic Hawaii. Yeah. But now you know that it’s not. So then I’m saying what’s a, what’s a Iceland also has a volcanic situation- But there’s a blacker one. So let, I’m gonna put it on Iceland. Where do you wanna move it? I think… Very granular. I’d almost call it dirt honestly. I’ve been to Ocean Beach before. You’ve been to Ocean Beach right here? It’s near San Diego and it just seemed like regular sand. I don’t know. What’s number two? I guess I go with Iceland on that one. Oh, look at this, this is a nice- I don’t like this sand by the way. This is a white sand. This one’s a… Ooh, look at that. Look at that Rhett. This is a nice, this is a nice sand. Ooh. And it is fine too. That is a fine sand. So fine. It’s not as fine as it could be. We don’t, I don’t think we have a Gulf of Mexico beach. You know what I’m saying? Like Destin Florida, like have you ever seen that sand? It’s so white. We might, you know, there’s a whiter one. This one’s.. I think this might be ocean. This is a nice gray color. This might be Myrtle beach, man. No, I think it’s too, it’s too gray to be Myrtle beach. What are you looking for in a Myrtle? Yellow? I mean, it does, it does seem to have like, like little bits of cigarette butt in it. I think it might be Myrtle. it might be Myrtle or ocean. Smells like Jägermeister. I think it could be Myrtle Beach. It smells like one of your dad’s toenails in there. It smells like golf cart exhaust. I think it’s, I think it’s too light to be Myrtle beach. I don’t know where we’re gonna go though. Let’s go ocean then. All right, lets go ocean. I didn’t notice the sand in Ocean Beach. So I feel like that’s pretty average sand. This is a, this is a light one here, man. Here, let me dab ya. Now see, that’s a fine sand. You see, you thought the previous one was fine. Now stick your finger in that. Ooh, that is fine. That’s like baby powder. Sniff that right up your nose. That is fine. It it’ll go right into your lungs and you’ll never notice it. It does have an interesting scent to it. We got another case of sand long. This is my favorite one so far by a long ways. Why is it? Look at that. Did you smell it a bit? The smell of that. It just smells. This is like sand that you would use in a, in a construction project. You know what I’m saying? Like just pure sand. Whoa, gosh. See, Bahamas has incredibly white sand. This is the best sand. This is definitely the best sand. Bahamas has incredibly white sand, but this is Coral Beach. Oh my God this is the best freaking sand. I think we just go with Bahamas on this man. Cause Bahamas is just beautiful, beautiful, fine sand. But Coral Beach seems like it might be like a special beach in The Bahamas that’s not a sandy beach, like, but this is all sand. Number four. Whoa, that is a black sand. Look at that sand. Wow. Oh, that’s nice. It’s like freaking gunpowder. That’s got a nice pour to it. I have never walked on a beach this black. I mean it’s, it’s shiny like gunpowder too. Do we have a lighter? Yeah, you can light it right on fire. This is volcanic sand. Oh, smell that though. I did. That smells like oil. Oh, it’s wild. It smells like paint. It does. It has a… It smells like a craft store. It has a petrol kind of a… Wow, that’s strange. I think it might have some something in it. If you walk out on the beach, do you, do you smell this? Is this what the, Wow. I feel like I should be putting this back into the thing that it came. Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Because I’m just getting a lot, a big sand mix. You know, I’m gonna sell this on Etsy and be like beach sand from seven beaches. So, so we’re saying this has to be the, the black sand beaches of Hawaii. But I think it might be Iceland. I, it could be ’cause that’s also pretty volcanic. You remember that volcano that erupted? Can you pronounce it? Kilimanjaro. No. Can anyone pronounce the name of the Icelandic volcano that erupted a few years ago and was in the news for a while. I’ll give you a dollar right now. That’s what’s at stake. Lots of consonants. Okay. Number five. My nose is itchy. This is the one that I think is Iceland. Oh, this looks this looks just like pepper. I think it might just be pepper. A pepper beach. You ever heard of a pepper beach? Like is that the type of thing that they talk about on Frommer’s? Ooh, that’s a nice sand. Frommer’s and Fodor’s and all those other travel sites? Travelocity? This might be my favorite look at that. It is so soft. Oh man. You gotta be careful when you go to a beach that’s got sand this soft, you’ll take it with you and you will it’ll be on your body for weeks, it’ll be in your car for the rest of its life. It’ll crawl up in every orifice. Anybody here that’s like, a lot of people really hate the beach because of this sand. Does anybody feel that way? All right. Yeah. Lucas, you don’t, you don’t like..? Okay maybe you feel strongly about that. You don’t like it? Yeah a lot of people don’t. Like I don’t want to get that stuff on me. It’s a mentality. You have to like say, you know what? I’m gonna get dirty. And then, then I can get clean later. Yeah, but pools don’t have sand. Pools don’t have sand. Yeah pools don’t have sand. My kids have this thing they’ve ever since they were very little. They, if we go to a beach, Wow. They would just, they go in the water, they get super wet and then they just go and they just roll face first in the sand, it gets on everything. Like a water Buffalo. Everything. They’ve always done it. And then like, Jessie was like, “It’s a sensory thing. Just let ’em do it.” It’s it’s a sensory thing. This is definitely not my- But, then I’m just like and then like you see other families looking? I’m like, I don’t know whose kids those are. See- My kids? Somebody’s parents should be reeling those kids in. So we have a hint here with Australia. This says White Haven. So it seems like that should be a really white sandy beach. Why would they call it White Haven? Oh, where do you see White Haven? It’s the name of the beach my friend. Ooh. It’s on the flag. I’m reading it. So it can’t. We know it’s not that we might- I think this might be an Iceland. Well, Iceland is here and then we got this like see how brown this one is compared to that one? It’s almost mustardy. Not, yeah, not volcanic enough. So five needs to be… this is more volcanic and it’s got the black in there. It’s the softest sand we’ve had. This just looks like dirt. Yeah, it really does. Where do they have a dirt beach? Mexico. Hmm. I don’t know. There’s a lot of different types of beaches. We’ve got two more. We’ve including very white ones. We’ve got six and we’ve got… very white. Okay. That’s like totally different person than Barry White. It’s a Barry White like parody act. Yeah. Yeah. You’re going to see Barry White tonight? Yeah. It’s just a white dude- Its a white dude singing Barry White. He can come to your parties. Varry White V A R R Y, White. Man, that sounds like a good backup career for you. So this one looks like… Oh listen but I wanna talk a second about not just sand but I wanna talk about Mythical Kitchen. Because if you’re into controversial food opinions, well, Mythical chefs Josh and Nicole, they got a lot of controversial food opinions that they hash out on their podcast. The Hot Dog Is A Sandwich Every Wednesday, wherever you download podcasts. Or stream, you don’t have to download. I mean, they don’t have to use all the room on your iPod. Right, right. Oh, that’s a nice.. So we promoted Trevor’s podcast, Now we’re promoting Josh and Nicole’s podcast. We got, we have a podcast too. So many podcasts. Stevie’s got a podcast. Now this one’s pretty soft, but it’s almost powdery. Is this…? What? What y’all laughing about? I have a podcast. Oh, Chase has a podcast. Chase has a podcast. Yeah yeah yeah. I mean let’s be honest, who doesn’t? Have a podcast, right? Right. Name someone. First person you can think of. Lucas. They- You know he’s got a podcast. Lucas, you got a podcast? Nope. Oh, sorry. Right, right he doesn’t have a podcast. Everybody but Lucas has a podcast. I could rhyme on it. Lucas is rhyming hour. Oh God, a whole hour. It’s a whole hour. Yeah. It’s a whole hour. This is a good sand. This is a good solid sand. It’s almost damp. I think that’s ’cause you just keep touching it. This could be Myrtle beach. Yeah. That’s what I was thinking, man. Number six, that damp Myrtle beach sand. All right. And finally, you’re sitting on the edge of your seat. This is, this is like run of the mill. This is This is normal sand. This is, this seems like California sand. This is, this could be Ocean Beach. Yep. Let’s move this to California ’cause it just seems like sand that I’ve been on a lot. And then I’m gonna move this weird looking gray sand to Australia. And I feel good about that. Even though it’s called White Haven. It’s actually gray. Don’t quote me on this. But Gray Haven. I heard someone say one point that the number of stars in the universe is equal to the number of grains of sand on earth multiplied by the number of trees on earth. Multiplied. Multiplied. Oh, oh gosh. We’re gonna Google that right away. Is that true? You’re gonna Google it right away. All right. And also give us our reveal here. Well, I just wanted to, it seemed like you guys had fun, right? Like I was feeling like you had fun and really ultimately that’s all that matters is that you had fun. Well we didn’t get anything right. And I’m no longer having fun You know? Because unfortunately you got zero, We didn’t get anything right. Zero correct. Crap. We got none of them? You got absolutely none of them. It was a miserable turnout honestly. How could we have known? Its embarrassing for you But I wanna go back to, did you have fun because that’s- No. No, I have fun when- Oh, well then it’s it was, I retroactively evaluate my time and if I lose it, wasn’t fun. My nose is itching, my hands hurting. I had a great time in the main episode today. I do wanna know what my favorite sand is, which was what? Iceland? At first. Oh yeah, what was your favorite sand? Before I tell you what they are. Number five. Number three was my favorite. Number five. Okay. Link your favorite sand number five, I have really great news for you because it’s from OSHA beach, California. So you can like whip right on down there. Oh really? And have a bunch of that sand for yourself. That is the softest sand I’ve ever felt. You know what? If I’m not wrong? Ocean Beach has a dog beach right there near it. Oh you don’t see the turds. And I remember it being it kind of dark now that I think about it. I can smell some dog turd residuals. Yeah. And Rhett, number three, you can go on now to Cancun, Mexico, ’cause that’s where that’s from. Cancun. The other ones like, at first I thought you were talking, your your gut reaction was actually the correct answer, and then you switched ’em so number one is from Hawaii. Of course. And that was the other one that you were kind of like, “Oh it’s a little bit dark.” And then the one that’s really dark number four is from Iceland. Okay so, So you- The super volcanic. Yeah, so you kind of had that. and then I believe it’s when you were sniffing it number two, for the cigarette butts, that was the correct instinct. Cause number two is Myrtle Beach. Oh, number two is Myrtle Beach. And then if you go down to number six that was Coral Beach Bahamas. Okay. So pretty, pretty white. But I just freaking, I just freaking spilled- You know what? We’ll never get all that up. Sorry. Like the rest of the life of this desk in this show there’s gonna be sand from, It’s gonna get the equipment. Where’s it from? From The Bahamas. Coral Beach, Bahamas. We got Bahamas sand. And then you won’t believe what the crew did but actually one of these was a decoy. Number seven is just craft sand. And but White Haven Australia exists. Or we made that up too? Craft sand. Oh, that exists, that wasn’t a decoy, but you will never know, never know what the sand is like in White Haven because we don’t have it. Oh crap. Well, I might go. All we have is a- Now I’ve got a reason. What’s your reason for travel when they ask you when you check into the country? Well, that’s a long story. They didn’t give a bottle of sand. I once thought I was experiencing a little vile of sand from your, one of your beaches and I was being lied to. So I’m going to sink my toes into it. Let’s not let this guy in. Unleash your legendary style with our line of mythical grooming and personal care products available now at mythical.com.