GMM 2151: Sand Blasting Things In Reverse (Game)

Can we guess what got sandblasted to kingdom come? – Let’s talk about that. (cheerful music) Good Mythical Morning. – Now I’ve just found out something that’s very disturbing, and I’m concerned. I was reviewing the ledger, as I do from time to time, and it seems that Mythical Entertainment Incorporated and its subsidiaries has purchased a sandblaster. – Well don’t look at me, I did not approve this purchase. – I don’t approve of you coming within 50 feet of it. It is hidden, right? It’s not here with us right now. Because I don’t know if I’m even comfortable with him seeing footage of it being used. – Well we have to see footage of it being used, that’s kinda the point of the episode, and I heard that Mad Dog Lucas sandblasted a cookie. – Okay. Let’s see it. – [Link] That’s not that scary. I mean I could use that. It looks like a dental tool. – Yeah. I feel a lot safer at this point. – You didn’t even destroy the whole cookie, what did you wanna do, eat the second half of it? – [Lucas] Yeah. – Can we just try it directly on Link’s face? – [Lucas] It doesn’t hurt that much. – I mean, it’s like, maybe on our teeth later. All right, welcome to the most competitive game in Good Mythical history, can we tell what’s being sandblasted to smithereens by the Mythical Crew in reverse? It’s time for Mystery Countdown Theatre, Sandblasting Edition. Mad Dog Lucas has sandblasted the Hades out of some stuff, and the faster we click our buzzers and guess what they blasted correctly, we get the number of points that are still on the board. The winner will receive a one of a kind piece of custom sand art made lovingly by Mad Dog Lucas himself. – Nice. Okay, and since I did the opposite of win last time, today I’m bringing the most luck I’ve ever brought before, haha, behold, my Lucky Lucas Locket. Yes, I asked Lucas to make me a lucky locket, and boy did he deliver, lemme show you what’s on the inside of this thing. Lucas. (crew laughs) And a lock of his hair, his beautiful blond hair. – That’s definitely his hair. All right. Yeah, I remember you doing the opposite of winning last time. That’s called losing, Rhett. – Know what? – And I knew that you were gonna- – I’ve done quite a bit of that this year. – Come back with a vengeance, I knew you’d probably bring your infamous Lucky Lucas Locket with you today, so, I’m upping my game, and I have also brought my luckiest possession, my Prosperity Pumpernickel Paisley Pendant. – Okay, well. – Which of course I’ve had for years. Got Mike Paisley right there. Shirtless. And, there’s a piece of pumpernickel here, that, every night he sneaks into my home and gives me a new piece of pumpernickel. – Why are the hairs so squiggly? I think there’s another P you should add to the alliteration. – These are what I call the lucky hairs. – Yeah, real, real lucky. – I’ma keep that closed. I’ma keep the dad magic to myself. That is what I’m calling him. Lot of people suggested names for Paisley, but… – Nothing better than Dad Magic? – Dad Magic. Which was a Mythical Beast submission. – Okay, we’re gonna go with that. – I think I saw it on Reddit. – [Stevie] You guys ready to play? – Well I’m still chewing my pumpernickel. – Yes, we’re ready! – I think there’s a hair in it. – [Stevie] Oh, god, see the first clip. – Yeah, I saw the hair as you were putting it in your mouth, but… – It’s the only bread that tastes like you’re eating a penny. – Uh-huh. Well, that’s another P. Another penny, ‘nother P. – [Link] Ooh, look at… What is? – [Stevie] Link. – Could that be a croissant? – [Stevie] Well sir, it is a croissant! – Mad Dog Lucas is sandblasting a croissant! I got, how many points did I get for that? Seven? – [Stevie] Eight points. – [Rhett] Dang! – [Link] Yeah, buddy! Look at that. – What would be your response if I blew apart this croissant, commandant? (crew laughs) – Kamidan? – [Lucas] Commandant, like, you know, a commandant. – Yeah, commandant. – Kamidant? Compidant? – [Link] It rhymes with croissant. – It rhymes with croissant? I think, well, this is your answer, confusion. All right, man. – Dang, eight points! I was gonna say coconut. – It was hairy. All right. Hit it. What in the…? Is it a snowman? Oh, shoot. – [Stevie] Rhett. – I’m gonna say sand castle. – [Stevie] And you would be correct. – Of course you are, man. – [Rhett] But it looked like a sand castle made of snow. – Wasn’t no hassle, we blew away a sand castle. – So, there’s gonna be a lot of rhymes. – So you’re doing the poet thing now? – [Lucas] In the moment, man, in the moment. – Oh, these are all ad-libs. – [Lucas] All right away, yeah. – You don’t seem mad, actually. It doesn’t really fit your persona. – Poetry calms him. – Oh, it does? – Yeah, yeah. I know that. I sense it from this. – Okay. Sandblasting a sand castle, that’s like… It’s a bit much. – Yeah. – All right. What is this? It’s hard, it’s taking a while to sandblast. I don’t know what this is. – Oh, crap. – [Stevie] Link. – This is a chocolate bunny. – Yep. – [Stevie] It is, indeed. – Man, it took… But it took! – That’s a chocolate bunny. (crew laughs) – He said it’s a chocolate bunny. – So, couldn’t find anything to rhyme with bunny? Nothing at all. – Nothing does rhyme with bunny. – [Lucas] I can’t think of anything now. – Nothing rhymes with bunny. – It’s like orange. – Right, right. – Nothing rhymes with bunny. – Nothing. – Yeah. That didn’t come clear until it had ears. – It was a weird color, I think, what color is that sand? – [Lucas] Sand. – I think the sand immediately changes the color of the thing, you know what I’m saying? – Don’t distract me from winning. – Okay. – I’m currently doing that. All right. Oh, this is floppy. – [Stevie] Link. – Could this be a bananner? (crew laughs) Banana. – [Stevie] No. No, no, no. – ‘Bout to say, you’re a genius if that’s banana. – [Link] It is a banana. It’s a freaking banana! What is it? – Oh. – [Stevie] Rhett. – It is a hamburger. – [Stevie] Be more specific. – Ha! He can’t. He can’t do it! – Okay, I’ll go with Big Mac? – [Stevie] Yeah. – [Link] Oh, man, you… – Here’s a hack, sandblast a Big Mac. – Okay, now we’re back to the rhyme game. (crew laughs) – You’re creeping up on me, man. – “Bananner.” – Don’t like it. – [Stevie] Okay, so before we play this next clip, we’re gonna do something a little bit different. Lucas sandblasted a photo, erasing its contents, and you need to guess who the subject of that photo was. So that’s what you’re gonna be guessing for this round. – The subject of the photo? – The person, the thing in the photo. – The subject of the photo. – [Stevie] Subject of the photo. – The subject of the photo. – Okay, all right, okay. – Okay, this is a photo. What? – [Stevie] Rhett. – Danny DeVito. – See… Is that right? – [Stevie] Yeah. (Rhett guffaws) – Why are you…? – [Rhett] I mean, only Danny DeVito’s head is shaped like that. I mean, he’s the only person whose head is shaped like that. – That’s not Keanu in a Speedo, that’s Danny DeVito. – Hoho. Man, that’s next level stuff right there, Lucas. – We gotta get off the DeVito, guys, there’s too much DeVito happening here, it’s too easy. – I think there’s just the right amount. – Dang it! All right. Let’s hit one more. – [Stevie] Link? – I gotta go with a brand and say… Look what I found, Sprite. – [Stevie] Haha, no. – Oh, dang it! Okay, so… Oh, man. I’ve gotta wait until something appears. – [Stevie] Rhett. – Mountain Dew. – [Stevie] Yeah. – Y’all, see, you’re giving him the DeVito, and you’re giving me, you’re throwing me… – [Stevie] I felt like you shamed the DeVito a little bit, and then, so yeah. – So each of these is a response to how much trash I talked in the previous one? – [Stevie] We knew, we anticipated what was gonna happen, and came back. – You want us to promote something? What do you want us to promote? – [Stevie] Well, I think, okay, fine, maybe I agree there’s too much DeVito, but there’s never too much Trevor, so, yeah, that’s what I would like you to talk about. – Trevor talks too much, he has a podcast, it’s called Trevor Talks Too Much. If you like him because he’s been Evor on this show, he’s been lots of things on this show. He’s also on the Mythical Kitchen channel. – Yeah, I’ve heard of that. – So if you’re a fan of that, and conversations with people that he’s interested in, listen to his podcast. – Man, that was an enthusiastic promo. – [Stevie] That’s great. – You caught me at a bad moment. – Yeah, yeah. Hey, man, listen. – You knew I was gonna say Sprite. – [Stevie] Yeah. – [Link] Oh, this is… – [Stevie] Rhett. – Egg. – [Stevie] Be more specific. – Ha. – Okay, so it’s not a chicken egg, I’m going to say… I’m gonna say it’s a duck egg. – [Stevie] Incorrect. – What…? Okay, what kind of egg is this? I don’t know. – Oh, I know what you mean by more specific now. – Hard boiled egg? – Yeah, yeah yeah. “Duck egg.” – Oh shoot, I only got one… – Definitely not from a chicken. – [Link] I only got one point for that. Okay. – [Stevie] Look at the coloring of the- – That’s not a bass slapping fella named Greg, that’s just a hard boiled egg. – Hey, bass slapping fella named Greg! – Yeah, yeah, help us out. Come on, we’re hurting back here. – [Stevie] Look at how it blasted the color off the… – Yeah, it made a brown egg white. – [Stevie] Yeah. – That’s how they make white eggs. – I gotta say, Lucas, we keep forgetting that you’re gonna say something. – It’s not that it’s not memorable. – Yeah, it’s like… We’re talking over you doing your thing, because, I don’t know. – I don’t know, either. It’s just the way it happens sometimes. – We just keep forgetting that you did that, it’s not the most memorable part of what you did. The sandblasting part is really- – [Lucas] That’s the point you’re making? Is this not memorable? – I think it’s because of the respirator you’re wearing, we can’t see your mouth and we forget you have one. – Yeah. – [Lucas] Thanks, guys. – I’ll look forward to it this time. – [Lucas] Thank you. – [Link] Okay. Oh, god, nothing’s happening. – [Stevie] Link. – Origami? – [Stevie] Incorrect. Rhett. – A flower. – [Stevie] Be more specific. – You’re being so general. This is your third “Be more specific.” How many of those does he get? – I don’t know flowers. Chrysanthemum. – [Stevie] Incorrect. – Haha! – Oh. – A rose by any other name. – [Stevie] Correct. – [Link] Look at that. – By any other name, a rose! – ‘Ey! – See? See? See? – [Lucas] I got you, man. – Not only did I forget you were gonna say it, I stole it. – [Lucas] You stole it. – Sorry, man. – You stepped all over his joke! – Oh, crap! Crap, man! I think we’ve proven that that part’s not necessary. – Yeah, yeah, yeah. From now on, you just say the thing he’s gonna say. – I still can’t catch up with you, man! – Just mute him. – All right, these are tough. What is that? What is…? Oh. – [Stevie] Rhett. – It’s a peanut. – [Stevie] Yes. – Why are you making that face? – ‘Cause I’m preparing for the time I go on Jeopardy. – It is, you’re going full Jeopardy today. – A peanut. Because what you have to think about, if you ever get on Jeopardy, and you’re gonna go on a really long win streak…. – [Link] Oh. – That’s a peanut. – Great. – Oh, yeah. Peanut. Yeah, nothing rhymes with peanut, either. – If you’re going on Jeopardy? – If you’re gonna be in a montage of your long win streak… – And you gotta be confident. – It’s like “Look at that guy.” – Stoic. Smart. – Peanut. Right. – Yeah, okay. Crap. – I think this is insurmountable, Link. – No, no, no, I can do this. All right. (Rhett and crew laugh) – I like the confidence. – [Stevie] Link. – Ice cream cone? Ice cream cone, I said. – [Stevie] Here’s the thing. I’m giving a lot of “Be more specifics.” – Nutter Butter, no, what’s it called? – [Stevie] But, I just wanna give it to you, because also ultimately it doesn’t really matter. – It’s the ice cream cone with the nuts on top. – [Stevie] Yeah. I think that’s also an alt acceptable name for a Drumstick. – Drumstick. – Drumstick. That’s impressive, that’s impressive. Not impressive enough, but very impressive. – [Link] Did that hurt your fingers, Lucas, through the glove? – [Lucas] Yeah. – [Rhett] Well look at what it… “Yeah, yeah.” – Tastier than a salt lick, it’s a Drumstick. – Huh. – Yeah. (crew laughs) – He saved the best for last. – [Lucas] I didn’t write that one. – You pre-shot… – [Lucas] I didn’t write that one. – He pre-shot it. He had no clue how it was gonna go, he didn’t know it would be going this poorly, by this point. – Right, because it was… – I mean, he could’ve thought by this point we were just celebrating his rhymes, we’re loving it, we’re waiting for it every time, we weren’t talking over it. – [Lucas] I get beat up on the show a lot, you guys know that? – Yeah. He’s the one who knows how to operate the sandblaster. – It was really great, what you did. Is that it? I came so close, man. – You know what? That was really impressive. Really impressive comeback, but just not enough of one. – I mean, there’s no way I could take Lucas’s art after giving him such a hard time, so… I couldn’t have- – [Lucas] You were never meant to. – I was never meant. Oh, see? – Well look at that, wow. So thoughtful. So thoughtful. And to have faith in me after I haven’t really been having a great 2022, but you still believe in me. – [Lucas] I knew you’d pull through. – Thank you. – I’m kinda glad it happened this way, you know, I… – [Lucas] Me, too. – “Me too.” – Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. – You know what time it is. – We’re at Edisto Beach, and this is Rhett as a merman. And it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. – I had to pose like that forever. – For them? – Just for them, I’m right off-camera. Just laying in that position. All right, click the top link to watch us figure out which beach has the best sand in Good Mythical More. – And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality’s gonna land. – [Rhett] Hey, we wanna let you know about a brand new podcast hosted by our very own Mythical Kitcheneer, Trevor, called Trevor Talks Too Much. Check it out on Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts.

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