this is so good this is my favorite video i’ve ever made and i didn’t even make it hey we’re running links and these are our favorite snacks let’s get some snacks [Music] that’s right we’re starting off with some chips here these are my favorite chips ever ruffles cheddar and sour cream but they are not alone when i snack on these puppies i have to combine them with holy guacamole keeping it classy now this is a little bit of a left turn the guac this guacamole has zero tomatoes i approve of zero tomatoes and it’s very garlicky so you gotta watch yourself look at that i got the perfect chip now let me just sit right there on top dink it and sink it a lot of flavor happened in my mouth yeah this is the best guacamole on the market man this is a bag full of perfect chips y’all got like a deal if i’m gonna point out any negative with the ruffles cheddar and sour cream it’s that you’ll never find a foldy chip which i’m a big fan of the foldy chips too you can’t have ridges in folds you got to make a choice in life i’m gonna eat the whole bag so just sit tight oh yes black licorice specifically australian style soft black licorice i can i listen i know that not everybody likes black licorice stink in fact most people don’t like black licorice but most people don’t understand quantum mechanics all right explain quantum mechanics well i don’t understand it i just like black licorice you like it no it’s it’s uh it’s nasty okay let me i have a theory i think you’re tasting exactly the same thing that i’m tasting everyone tastes the same thing but everyone interprets a little bit because i understand why most people hate this and that’s kind of why i like it because i also like being spanked make me uncomfortable a little bit man let’s get something from my side again the good side oh yeah okay one of my favorite snacks topo chico mineral water i’m just gonna speak for the people in the comments how is this a snack i like it toppo chico is it a snack has got the most bite it’s so carbonated that it’s actually a snack and it’s a treat it’s a zero calorie treat man i have one it’s a water snack every single night listen if you got balls then this is this is what you want and i mean metaphorically i want it’s for everybody if you don’t have physical you know what i’m saying metaphorical you’ve got hooks i already knew this but if you’ve got if you’ve got guts if you’ve got you know what else i mean i’m going to let you dig this hole man if you’ve got i’m just here to drink your snack drink my snack man it’s great big mama i know you did it yes you did this is the big mama pickled sausage i will say if this reminds you of a dog’s penis come on yeah yeah like listen i don’t fault you for that because it reminds me of a dog’s penis as well uh which is not appetizing in fact that speaks volumes to how good this tastes because i’m able to eat it while thinking about a dog’s penis and still enjoyed it dude i got plenty to go around brother here we go take that one i don’t even have three if you want i don’t want this nothing you said well 10 grams of protein oh there’s nothing better than not on an erect dog penis but the flavor and the texture it’s vinegary it’s mushy it’s uh it’s got a natural hue very natural looks like something you’d pick off a tree somewhere hey this is america’s number one pickle sausage america is always right next oh you got one i got one it’s the battle of the butters the nut butters i see i’ve got a peanut butter jiff specifically and i have got justin’s vanilla almond butter let me just tell you right now this is not my snack oh this is not my snack this is just a component of mine this is just a component of my snack okay okay some whole house chocolate chips okay i got another spoon down here and then i’m gonna do your thing man take your hand oh gosh that’s too many you like make sure that the peanut butter will not come in contact you just kind of grasp it sort of grasp it like that then you turn it and now do you have a name for this the red special [Music] you need to come up with a better name for it the nut chip the reason i do this is just because i am a human that lives in the 21st century listen our civilization is on a decline but there’s absolutely nothing we can do to turn this around at this point what we might as well be doing is putting together things that if this grew on a tree the whole human race would be gathered around that tree and we would just eat it until we died but i can just sit here and make it and eat it well let me tell you pretty good not bad at all let me show you what i’m gonna do to mine you definitely want some milk when you’re going in on this and i’m going all the way back i’m going in for the nest quick and i would just open that cabinet get a heaping spoon full of that goody goody dark powder throw it down in there remember when we were roommates and cops hitting that side so much and every night you would hear me doing this before i went to bed yeah but let me can i just show you something can i just can i just do something like you can do this without making it so like especially like that you’re going proves to me is that you you were purposely annoying me all those years that we lived together then you take your your spoon and you take your wet milk spoon and go in there this is just mine and then what what you do is you put it down in here and then you pick it up and you you’ve got a little chocolate milk on the spoon what all my foods are gross but all the way you eat your foods are gross that’s true it gives you a little nutty hint to your that would you call yours nutty hint nutty hint yeah i like that yeah mine’s a nutty hit makes it sound scandalous give me another nutty hit i just need one just one just one nutty hit this is so good this is my favorite video i’ve ever made and i didn’t even make it it’s not even our channel what are we saying it isn’t why are we giving the best stuff to another channel this is not our channel i thought these people seemed different wow this was fun if you want to know what it’s like to be at my house at three in the morning this is it [Music] so those are our favorite snacks we’re red and link and you can hang out with us every weekday on good mythical morning also check out sport.com the tool to tell you the best stuff you can taste [Music]