
Welcome to Good Mythical MORE. Maybe you got a partner. Maybe you need to know what not to eat with that partner in given situations. Maybe one day you’ll have a partner. Yeah. Maybe you don’t need a partner, and this is gonna be confirmation of that. Yes, but first we’re going to play Ready, Pet, Go, where we look at one of your pets. This one’s submitted by Avedan, and we try to guess the name of said pet. Oh, I like it when this happens. Is that a- Is that a- What is that? Bunny? What? Where’s the face? Good Lord. Is that a butt? That’s a “Star Wars” thing. Is that the face or the butt? Is it going away or- Exactly. It’s a butt-faced bunny. Is that a nose or a butthole? That’s a gaping butthole on the face of a bunny, man. Oh my gosh. I mean, I really can’t tell. Is this a AI-generated furry thing? Okay, that is the face of a bunny. But the bunny’s eyes are squinted shut, right? I’m gonna say it’s Daniel. Daniel. I think it’s Furby. Yeti. Oh, that’s good. What- Does anybody have any more information about this creature? It is a rabbit. It’s a special rabbit. Is it squinting its eyes? Is it laughing at us? He he he he. I think its eyes are covered in fur. That is amazing. You wanna get one of those? An English Angora rabbit. English Angora? That is crazy. I don’t understand why in the one photo there’s more black on its- I think ’cause the wind is being pushed back ’cause it’s moving so fast. The wind is pushing back its face. Ohh. But the way that the arms are coming forward- I wanna say it’s cute, but I’m also a little scared of it. Well, it has both a uni-brow and a mustache, and I think that’s pretty cool. And the uni-brow’s a dirty blonde. I can’t make sense of it. I gotta see this thing in person. Ship it to us. We’ll ship it back when we’re done. Ship it to us. Ship us the Yeti. Okay, so this MORE AI also came up with and so you’re going to be determining, live, the top five food partners shouldn’t be eating together. I’m gonna give you a situation, and you’re gonna tell me what the one thing is in that situation partners should not eat together. So on a first date. Anything with garlic. Well, you might not be making out on a first date, you know? You might be doing more. Really? Yeah. And you know what? You’re gonna be talking close. Yeah, you’re definitely gonna be talking. If a first date- There may not be any other action, but there’s definitely gonna be talking. If a first date goes well, there’s a little canoodling that happens at the end. I mean, just like, you know, some sort. Maybe just a peck on the cheek, but that could be a form of canoodling. If you both eat garlic though, isn’t it okay? No. ‘Cause you can still smell the other person’s garlic even if it’s coming out of you? Yeah. Huh. Now, but I don’t think you should avoid messy stuff. I would say also something that’s bean-heavy, you should avoid that ’cause if it’s gonna be a really late night, things go really well, that’s gonna come back to haunt you. But I think that the garlic is a bigger deal. Well, and Davin makes a good point, too. Spicy foods probably not a good choice either. I think for the first one, for a first date, it’s garlic. ‘Cause I’m assuming that you’re not going be like… But even if you- Let’s say you go back, you watch a movie together, you know. You don’t wanna be getting up or doing other stuff. You say garlic is not as bad as spicy? No, I’m not saying one’s worse than the other spicy. I’m just saying- Spicy won’t mess with me until the next day. Okay. Not Davin. I can usually get through the night. It messes with Davin right away. I usually get through the night and then the next day, I’m like, “Ooh.” No, but also gaseous foods- Gaseous. What a funny word. We’re going with garlic, Stevie. Okay, the answer is garlic. You got it correct! Who came up with these answers? How is there an answer? There’s no answer. I was just trying to make you feel good. Oh, you know what? It worked. That could be a way of life. Just telling me I was right even when it doesn’t matter. Like, I just learned something about the way my brain works. She was like, “You got it right.” I was like, “Okay.” I can go on living. Okay, the next scenario is when seated together on a long flight. A long flight. Fish. Any fish dish on a plane is the worst. People break open some fish on a plane, man. Especially if it’s a leftover situation. Leftover fish. Old fish. You’re pulling it out of a Tupperware, you know? You’re cracking that thing open, and it’s like… They don’t serve fish on any of the- You don’t get fish in a nice airplane food. They don’t do that for the same reason. We’re going with fish. Correct! Yes! Two for two. Yes! I love this game. Oh, this is, of course, a daily scenario. When painting nude portraits of each other. That’s a fun little date. That would be quite a date. It’s very “Bachelor”-esque, you know? That’s what they do on television. How serious do you have to be before you perch that one and see if it falls off the limb, you know what I’m saying? Well, what do you think about seeing someone naked in an artistic sense before you see them in a sexual sense? That’s an interesting way to think about things. Yeah, and that’s how you would have to explain. Oh, it wouldn’t be sexual for me. I’m just gonna be seeing you in an artistic sense. I’m only interpreting that artistically. But the food? I guess just something that might spill down onto your body. That’s what I was thinking. You don’t want to cover anything up, but you don’t want a- Or something that could burn you. A Whopper. Here’s what it is. Oh, you don’t want to eat a Whopper because you know how much mayonnaise they put on the Whopper? Yeah, and the bottom of a Whopper’s really hot. And you bite the Whopper and all of a sudden you got mayonnaise going all down your- Hold on. Now, don’t get- Uh oh. You don’t want that? You almost turned me on. Then you’re gonna paint it. Artistically. Yeah, I almost got turned on creatively when you talked about mayonnaise dripping on someone’s body. Yeah, but you don’t want- I’m saying you don’t want a new portrait of somebody with mayonnaise dripping on your body. I think I wouldn’t paint. If mayonnaise fell on a woman’s breast as I was painting it, I wouldn’t include the mayonnaise in the painting. You have to. I’ll be like, “I’ll pretend that’s not there.” You have to. You have to. Just paint right around it. This is called a real life. It’s kind of like a still life, but it’s a lot. What’s that on her breast? Oh, mayonnaise. She was eating a Whopper. She ate a Whopper. Don’t eat a Whopper! I’m telling you. She made the decision to eat a Whopper. Do you agree? Yeah, you’re totally right. So we’re going with Whopper. Whopper. You are correct! Yes! Yes! Dang it! Yes! What are the chances that a Whopper would be the answer? I don’t know. What’s the next scenario? When assembling IKEA furniture together. Okay, I wanna give a quick shout-out to the Mythical Kitchen channel before we answer this. Check out the Mythical Kitchen channel. They got new episodes every Tuesday and Thursday. They have fun. They’re creative. There’s food involved. There’s multiple reasons to enjoy it. Pick one. Mythical Kitchen. I’m gonna go with, and hear me out here, Ethiopian food. Are you nude again? Because- Have you been to an Ethiopian restaurant? I went recently. Last week, actually. It was in Washington, DC. So they put out a big- It’s a big- There’s a name for it. It’s a large pancake type thing. They put the food on top of it. Then they give you more of the same thing and you grab it. And what I noticed is- I’ve never done it. I wanna do it. Oh, it’s so good. I love it. But because you’re using this bread, and if you’re a first or second or maybe this is my third time, you end up getting greasy fingers because you’re ending up making contact with some of the meats and the stuff. And I had greasy fingers. You don’t wanna be putting together IKEA furniture with greasy fingers. Because the furniture’s so slick. Right. Well, and you know, you gotta touch- You have to turn the page of the thing and you have to- Well, the Allen wrench. Think about turning an Allen wrench. You can’t hold onto an Allen wrench with a greasy fingers. Allen wrench ’cause they tell you not to use the drills. Not to use the . Don’t use that. No, never drill an IKEA. You gotta use the Allen wrench. I’m like, “Screw you, IKEA.” I have a . I’m not gonna use an Allen wrench. So we’re going way out on a limb for this, Stevie, and we’re gonna say the worst food to eat with your partner while working on IKEA furniture is Ethiopian food. Ethiopian food. Guys. I don’t know how you’re doing this, but it is a queen sweep so far! What? Yes! Ethiopian food. I dug so deep for that. I don’t know. I don’t know how we’re going it. That’s why at IKEA they have the signage with Ethiopian food with a big cross through it. Yeah, yeah. Right. Like do not. Right, and they don’t serve it in the cafeteria either there. Yeah, and that’s exactly why. IKEA is an Ethiopian- Establishment. Right. Yeah. Right. Before defending your world championship laser tag title. Oh my goodness. Laser tag. You know, it kind of stinks in the laser tag world. It smells like a locker everywhere. I don’t know why. It’s ’cause it’s an enclosed dark space. I think- Well, there was that time when our kids, Locke and Lincoln, were both getting into sort of Pokemon tournaments. And I remember one time Locke was like, “Dad, take me to so-and-so.” I think it was in Sherman Oaks and it was a comic book shop. But in the back, they had a Pokemon tournament. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was mostly teen boys and maybe some older guys. And I just remember walking him back to that area. And when I got back there, there was a very distinct smell that I would now categorize as laser tag tournament. Laser tag tournament smell, yeah. It happens in places like that, too. It’s a similar scent. You’re getting ready for that. So what, where- I think you need something very aromatic. You wanna keep you- Something that makes you smell good and keeps you light on your feet. So maybe like- So this is- Hold on. A mint. Well, then we’re back to garlic ’cause we have to say the worst thing. Oh, this would be the worst. So this would be the opposite of mint. What’s something that- Hold on. Super heavy. What’s the heaviest? What’s something that when you eat it, it makes you visible in the dark? Oh. Like, you’re eating glow-in-the-dark food. We did that on this show. I might say something really heavy, like radioactive lasagna. I mean, I don’t know. Well, that’s gonna kill you, but you’re not gonna be visible immediately. No, if it’s radioactive enough, you will be seen. Okay. Why lasagna, though? ‘Cause it’s heavy, and it’s got the garlic in it. So you’re gonna stink and you’re gonna be hard to move around. Oh, and it’s gonna come out of your pores? Coming out of your pores. See, I thought it’s not just the sauce coming off your- You might get some sauce on you, which is even more visible. Radioactive lasagna. Radioactive lasagna. Okay, but are you sure you don’t wanna think about things that make sound? You know, you could eat some stuff that makes sound. That could be not good. Is this a hint? How about radioactive tortilla chips? Tortilla chips make sound. No, I mean, when they’re inside of you. Like, you could swallow the buzzers that they have at restaurants to let you know that the table’s ready, is what I was gonna say. It might be maracas. Yeah. Yeah. It might be a radioactive, edible maraca. Edible maracas. But two of them. So we’re gonna go, again, out on a limb. Two radioactive edible maracas. Okay, but are you sure? Out of anything that can make sound- Oh. No. Okay. Okay. Tambourines? Yes. One radioactive edible tambourine. We’re gonna go with tambourine. Final answer. Guys, I am so glad you changed because you’re right! Yes! And everybody in the comments telling me I shouldn’t have helped them, screw you! What? Screw you. What? Man, I feel so good about myself. Man! And we almost didn’t get it. We almost lost it. I mean she gave us a hand, but. Yeah, right. We’ll take it. I’ll take what I can get. We’ll take it. All right, is there another? No, we just celebrated. We’re done. Oh, God. That was it. We made it. We just celebrated. Yeah, we did it. It doesn’t happen that often. No, it doesn’t, but it feels good. We’re gonna need a lot of ham to keep our energy up ’cause we got a lot to do. So this is actually inspired- I’m like a seal.
