Welcome to Good Mythical More where we are going to talk about some sourdough starter names? But first You sound very crunchy. Let’s boogie down now. Oh finally. Oh my gosh. Well man, Dude you… I got some crumbs around Have really created a mess here. I was trying to do my industrial dancing. I forgot the technique though. All I could remember was this. Yeah, we, they saw it. I got some more. Everywhere I look except for the map I still see a bunch of sourdough starter. I got a few on my seat. So my understanding is that sourdough starter is something that has to be, has to be kept alive and you keep a little bit and you give it to somebody else. I keep dropping more crumbs of myself So they can make bread. It has to be nurtured. It’s not just like something you can This could go on forever. Something you can create outta thin air. You have to have a little bit of starter to make bread and you gotta keep little bit of starter alive and keep it going. And because it’s so precious, people like to name their starters. Yeah My mom had a starter. She had to go over to Shirley’s house to get it. Did she name it? And did she name it after a celebrity? She never named it. I didn’t know that was a thing that we could have done. Well when it’s precious. Shirley’s house sounds like a hipster restaurant. It does Shirley’s house. Shirley’s House. Mexico. It’s just replaying in my head over and over again That that might be almost up there with chase’s apple breaking. I think it was probably the highest score ever in the history of darts. Two, two. What was it? 224? It’s like, Yeah. I mean, I shouldn’t invest in anything or make any big decisions Set a record. or drive heavy machinery the rest of the day. Yeah that’s true. It’s just one of those days, you know? Yes, people name their starters, but also on the internet people make memes of celebrities and they incorporate different foods or, you know like sandwiches or in this case breads. So you’re gonna be seeing a photo of a Photoshopped celebrity with some kind of bread incorporation. And there’s a pun involved in what the name of the pieces are. Does that make sense? Yeah like bread So it’s not a starter They’re different bread products. Bread Pitt. It’s just a bread Bread Pitt, yes exactly. So it doesn’t have anything to do with starters. Well, I mean, starters start bread and bread’s in the things. Shirley’s house. Let me show you the first one, you’ll see what I mean. Okay. So Clint Eastwood in a… Clint Yeastwood. Clint Yeastwood. Yes Yeah Okay, so you get it. That’s a nice one. And they’ve made his face the same color as the yeast. Oh, I’m sorry, that’s just his pallor these days He’s an old guy. It’s amazing what he’s still doing. He’s directing, starring in stuff, staying alive, you know? Yeah. Pointing to empty chairs. What an icon. How about another? That’s Ryan Seacrest isn’t it? Is it? Yeah. Ryan. Ye… Ry… Rye-an Seacrest. Yes. And for a bonus Rye-an Seacrust. Yep. That’s the bonus name point. Yeah. That’s nice. So some of these are internet finds, and some of them are made in house and this one’s a made in house pun and photo We make stuff in house. We have a bread Shirley’s house. All right. Let’s see the one that’s made in house. I was just about to say the name. Is this a Nickelback? Nickelback Nickelbread? Pumper Nickelback. Ah, Link you’re good at this man. Link! Mexico. Boo-yeah. So, oh, and I feel bad for Nickelback, you know? And also their, I see now that their I didn’t see it from the beginning. Their shirt is obviously pumper nickel bread You just thought that was their shirts? No, I knew that, but I was like, oh yeah. That’s pumpernickel. Cuz it’s like a dark bread. I’m impressed that you knew it was Nickelback Honestly, like that’s step one. Yeah. I was, I was like, Cause his hair is shorter? Paramore like, I don’t know any. I like, I don’t know any I, this No Hailey Williams is in Paramore. You’d know Paramore. Put some respect on her name. Oh wait. Oh yeah people are angry now Katelyn’s upset. Oh I who, what is Paramore? Like what do they sing? Take off the jacket right now. Could you tell me? Uhuh. I don’t know what Paramore sings You would know their songs but we can’t play them for you right now. Oh that’s the song I understand, right. That’s the song I understand Not a song I understand, a song I know. Pumper Nickelback. That’s pretty good though. Okay. How about this one? Whitney Houston. Wheatney Houston Guys is this your super power? I got it before you too. So I’m still Well you did, you said it before I did but yeah. Yeah. That’s why I said I got it before you. I’m trying to get a win here, man you know? Okay. Okay. I’m hurting. Okay. Here’s one. Who is that? That’s, is that Anna? Who is that? She did a little jig on stage one time. Ashlee Simpson. Yeah. Oh. Ashlee, what kind of br… what kind of bread is that? I can’t tell. It looks like a Oh, is that like a lavash? Lavash? Ah? put it all together. La LavAshlee Simpson Yeah. Oh yeah. This is in house one. No, it’s not cuz it said Glen. The photos, the credits are for the photos that we used to yeah. Ah, oh. LavAshlee Simpson. That’s pretty good. Yeah. I mean, yeah. I mean Not a great Photoshop. I’m throwing some shade at Chappy. What’s your issue with it? I was just messing with Chappy. It’s great. Okay. Okay. Wait till this one. Oh, now we’re talking. What is that called? Shoot. What is that called? Is that Timothee Chalamet? Is that who that is? Chalamet, chala. Yeah, but how do you pronounce it? Challah bread? Yeah I know how it’s spelled. Is it “ch”allah bread? It’s challah It’s Challah Challah? Timothee Challah-met That some good bread. Timothee Challah-met You just grab one of those knots off there? He kind of looks like a hunger games character. That’s cool. I mean, I could definitely see like what’s on my what’s on what’s my bread head. You know, we could have done that. We’re not above that for sure. Timothee Challah-met Okay, next. Okay. Game of Thrones guy. Can’t remember his name. Uh, what is his name? Oh, crap. Kit Harington. Kit Harington. Bis-Kit Harington. Oh biscuit. And you know what else is biscuits? Our podcasts. Oh yes. Biscuits are breads and ear biscuits is our podcast. I’d invite you to listen to it. Yeah. Kit Harrington is a special guest. When you listen to us talk to each other about the stuff that’s going on in our lives. It’s like eating a buttery biscuit with your ears. Well it’s actually like taking a biscuit right to the ear. Which is good for you. Okay. Let’s do the next one. Okay. Bread Savage. You got one. That’s a good one. And look at how That was so quick. Like you barely even saw it and you were able to recognize him and the pun. Yeah. His head like his hair was widened to to accommodate the Wonder bread of course Man. That’s a nice one Oh I didn’t even catch that. That’s my favorite one. Like Wonder Years yeah. Chappy, you did great on that one. Yeah. And see, it says wonder years on the bread. If you, if you look closely on the actual packaging. Teen Beat. If you had a friend who had a face like that would you be tempted to take a bite out of it? What if you knew it would grow back the next day? Yeah. Yeah. With permission. Bread, can I bite your face? That’s what you call a strong jaw line right there. You know? Bread Savage. Okay. All right. Pita Jackson These are all kind of easy but it’s very satisfying. It takes me like seven seconds to remember what someone’s name is. Yeah. Like that’s the most difficult thing. Like what? Lord of the Rings? I mean, his you gotta slim down his pita because he got a lot smaller. He lost a lot of weight is what I’m saying Since he won his Oscars. Right. Well they’re heavy, you know? Uh-oh Brett Bread McLaughlin Brett is what I said. Brett. Bread McLoaflin. Yeah. Rhett McLoaflin Yeah, I went with bread Mcloaflin Oh, I missed the bread part. Look at you pull your ears out there that’s what’s so great about it. Chappy pulled your ears out there. This is good Photoshop. That’s the best. My right hand smells. Always buttered. Toast Malone. Toast Malone. yeah, okay, yes. You guys were too good at this game. That was the last one you sped through. You spread through. I like the fact that you put him on like a red carpet for a mythical event that doesn’t exist. Oh wow. It’s got our logo back there. That’s a nice little find. Yeah. When we have our mythical red carpet event our mythical purple carpet. Can we? Toast Malone is gonna be there. Can we go through ’em again and see who can get it first the second time? Yeah. Yeah start at the beginning. Clint Yeastwood Yeastwood Rye-an Seacrest. No, you hold on. You just said Ryan Seacrest. Yeah. Rye-an Seacrest. Nickel Pumper-Nickelback Okay you got that one Wheat-ney Houston LavAshlee Simpson. Timothee Challah-met. Bis-Kit Harington Kit Harington. No you got that one. Oh Bread Savage Oh, you got it again. Pita Jackson, Rhett McLoaflin. Toast Malone. Hey, I think I’m a little bit faster when I already know it. You are Just a little bit faster. The butter for his nose is very cute. Hey, can we do that from now on, on GMM? Yeah, Can we play the game and then we say let’s play it again real fast. Give, give me another chance. Maybe three times. Hey, this is probably do it’s like every each time it moves to a different part of your brain, Right like we’re never gonna forget this. Go. Clint Yeastwood. Rye-an Seacrest. Timothee Challah-met. Bread Savage. I’m not getting any of these Pita Jackson. Kit Harington, Bis-Kit Harington. Rye-an Seacrest Toast Malone. LavAshlee Simpson Rhett McLoaflin Bread Savage Toast Malone I was just making noise for half of those. Clint Yeastwood. Wheat-ney Houston Paramore Pumpernickelback I’ll always get pumperNickelback. Pumplenipple back Bread Savage Pita Jackson. Rhett McLoaflin Paramore Pumper-Nickelback Bis-Kit Harington Pita Jackson Bis-Kit Harington Pita Jackson Pita Harington I said, I said Pita Harington. Pita Gibskit. Okay. All right. I, I I’m done. I gotta take a nap now. Hey, but you can’t take that off. Yep. I’m gonna sleep in it. To get the Rhett and Link Sing Brooks and Dunn vinyl record. Join third degree quarterly or annual by June 30th mythicalsociety.com for details.