Welcome to Good Mythical More. Apparently you can have lots of fun with your eggs, with special molds. Special molds. So let’s see if they meet our expectation. Well, you know what? It’s so fitting that we’re doing Ready, Pet, Go since we just saw a mythical pet out there. This one is submitted by Sabrina Krause or Krause, and we have to guess its name. It is a beta fish, they’re very dangerous, don’t put ’em into a tank with another beta fish, they will kill each other. Boo boo, the beta fish. This might be your, this might be, I do think it’s a B name. This could be another Barbara. This could be another Barbara out there. Banshee. Barbara, the beta. Looks like a paint splatter. Frank. Frank is his name? Frank. Good old Frank. The best part about having a fish is naming it. Has he learned his name yet? It’s kinda all downhill from there. Man, I’m still eating on this McGriddle. Man, I mean… Morgan told us that he saw an ad for the, I said, I was gonna say Hardy’s, Carl’s Jr breakfast burger and then said, oh yeah, that’s right over here and then you went and got one, and then you felt the same way we felt. It’s kinda like, oh, maybe not worth the walk. The impulsive walk. Hey, that’s what ads are for. He’s a kindred spirit. Yeah man. I mean like– If it’s breakfast time and you see a– That’s what the, that’s what the window ad is for, you think the window ad is for like anything other than seeing it in the window and then immediately ordering it in the drive through? They wouldn’t do it if it wasn’t effective on a certain significant percentage of the population. What do we look like? You know what I look like, I look like what I wore to like one of the first things that we went to. Stevie, you over there? Hey. Remember you that? We went to a, I actually sincerely had an outfit that looked like this. I don’t think you ever rocked a red bow tie with then navy blazer. You look like you could be like a lawyer in Raleigh, you know what I’m saying? Like former frat guy, current lawyer. Yeah, there’s– I think you did wear bow tie somewhere. I think maybe that’s what you’re thinking. In a jacket this color. I don’t think I’ve ever worn a jacket– You were in the photo. This small to an actual event. I mean, I’m not, that’s not exactly– I don’t know. No, there’s been a couple times where it’s had to be a, remember that one time you guys were both wearing, it was some kind of pattern and like oftentimes those things don’t come in your size and I think you just made it work. Yeah but it was, I mean, but yeah, we’re looking at it right now, it’s not that bad. No, not bad. But look at this, the pants– That was the bow tie. My pants are the color of the bow tie that I have now. I do not remember being in a photo with you in those pants and outfit. Oh, you saying you wouldn’t? Oh no, I totally would, throw it back on. Let’s go take a photo. I don’t know where that was. Well, I don’t have those pants anymore. Oh, that was the Third Annual Streamy’s, I can see it in the back. Okay, maybe you weren’t there for that. The Third Annual Streamy’s. That’s the one where they didn’t give us seats. They left us out. They left us out in the, on the red carpet. I was just saying that you have had to wear jackets that aren’t comfortable, Rhett, is what I’m saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I’m glad the style is changing. I’m getting bigger again. Okay. What is that? A cat? This looks to be an owl. No. Yeah. Oh, I’ve got the wrong one. Mew. Yeah, so this one is a cat. Do we have an ad for this? No. Oh, we do. Wow, you could have done, you could have done the bacon bow tie. This is very disturbing. Have we touched on this? Like this is, this is gross. Why are the egg yolks, why are they so tall? And like– So you have to separate the yolk from the white in order to do this with two different eggs. Are you saying, why are they so tall in the, because the template has them that tall. Yeah, the mold makes them that tall. And first of all, let me just say whatever they did for the ad they did not use the mold. Because look at how supple those cat eyes look and these are just like. Oh, oh, I was holding it wrong. When you hold it it turns into something else. When you let go– See, look at this, look, look, they just, you just take ’em right off. It’s just straight yolk. Yo, yo, yolk. There’s a lot of good nutrients in here. You wouldn’t eat that? No. You don’t like the yellow part? No, I don’t like the yellow part at all. I love eggs, but there’s something about, it’s like what, it’s like an Uncanny Valley thing. Where it’s like, yes, an egg yolk is round and that color, but you added like a fraction of an inch of height and– It’s like a hard nipple. Well, I don’t know. Show ’em that one. This is the owl. So this is the owl. I’m just gonna keep eating my burger. Similar vibe here, but it might actually work a little bit better ’cause it has less to screw up. Let’s see the ad. Oh, he’s sitting on a little piece of bacon. Man, my mom really cared for us as kids, she did quite a lot for us, she made a lot of breakfasts’, but Diane McLaughlin, under no circumstances would she had gone this far for breakfast. I mean, she was a, she was about convenience. Yeah, would she scramble an egg for you? Yeah. Oh. But I’m just saying that like egg molds is, I mean, who’s doing this out there? People doing this for their kids? Is there a parent out there that’s doing this for their kids and loves them that much? I don’t believe that there’s any parental love that’s that significant. Well, here’s a cool thing is that, you know, pancake shapes are obviously a thing and get kids excited. But the nice thing about this, I guess, is that you are, you’re shapifying a good for you protein situation. So if you’re trying to get a kid to eat something healthy in the morning. Eat your owl. But do you think– Eat both of his eyes. I think that this is turning the kids off. Yeah, that is tall. It looks like a melted crayon. Like I like egg yolks and I don’t even want to grab that and eat it. I kind of do want to eat it, like I just pop it in like a pill, but I’m not going to. This one’s kind of nightmarish and not just because it’s a skull, I mean. So this is like Halloween season. But it’s not… That’s pretty much a fail. It’s kind of a fail. How often do you eat eggs in the morning? Never. Sometimes it’s a real treat, we’ll have breakfast for dinner. It’s a real treat. I love breakfast for dinner. Christy, like– That’s a real treat. She can, I mean the way that she makes some scrambled cheese eggs, I know it’s not rocket science, but you know. It is to you, but it’s okay. You can tell, it is to me, but you can tell when like, oh, this is how my grandma, this is my grandma’s scrambled eggs, this is my nanny scrambled eggs. You know, this is Christy scrambled eggs. They’re like real fluffy, but still soft and full of cheese. She does it, she does so good. Does she add the cream to ’em? I don’t know, I just eat ’em. Never watched? I’m pretty sure– I’m sorry, wait– She does not add cream. You’re saying in your life, Link, you could spot the difference between different people’s scrambled eggs that you’ve experienced in your life and say that is so and so scrambled. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely. Definitely. My nanny scrambled eggs, she then fries it flat in this one big sheet. My Nana scrambled eggs have this like black stuff all over it because she– Pepper. No, it’s the grease from the bacon that she fried first and then she scrambles the eggs and makes it in the same skillet. Well, that sounds incredible. Yeah. But it, I know I made a face, but it’s kind of grease, it’s greasy and blackened and Christy’s are like pristine, like camera ready cheese eggs. And then yeah, it’s like, oh, those are from, those are cheese and onion eggs from Waffle House the way that I order ’em. Those are cheese and onion eggs from Roscoe’s Chicken and Waffles. This sounds like a great episode. I could do that. Can Link find his eggs? His Nanna’s eggs. I was going through a scramble phase for a while, but I haven’t gone, Stevie, do you have eggs for breakfast, like– Not infrequently because it keeps you full. Like I find that I like to have a hearty breakfast ’cause it makes my brain work better, and eggs you can have in all different kinds of ways and they, you know, they fuel you. Incredible, they’re incredible and edible. They’re good. Agreed. So the thing I’m wondering is when is, what is the circumstance in which you’re gonna have breakfast that’s not your smoothie, only when traveling? Right. That’s the only time? So like if we go on a trip somewhere and I’m like, let’s go get breakfast at this good breakfast place. That’s a treat. You’ll do it? I’ll do it, yeah. But you’ll be like, man, I wish I had my smoothie. No, it’s a treat. It’s a different– It’s a treat, it’s like breakfast or dinner. It’s a real treat. I’m out, I’m out of the house, I’m out of my, I’m out of my routine. It’s nice. But I only like, I only really like scrambled eggs. For breakfast or that type of eggs? That type of egg. I don’t really have another type of, I don’t even like an omelet. I don’t like the a foldy omelet, like. Can you explain why? Because it’s like a, ’cause it has, it’s one entity. It’s not a bunch of little, I like a soft scramble where it comes apart and it’s soft. I don’t like the thing where you, like, you have to like cut it and then it stays like it was. I just think you haven’t had a good omelet. You gotta get an omelet where somebody puts the ingredients in at the right time and it become becomes part of the– I’ll eat it. But you also like, you scramble the egg in an omelet, to make an omelet. Oh, I know it’s scrambled but then it’s made into an omelet– Well what about a scramble? I like a scramble. A scramble without other things? Oh yeah, I love that. Look at this thing, this makes like a pyramid. So you put this thing down and it’s like a sand castle, which seems kinda… Now this looks like a wedding, like a, a wedding cookie type situation. It’s weird. I don’t, I can’t imagine… I can’t imagine the circumstance where I would prefer any of the things that I’m seeing right now. Well it’s cause also like, what event do you go to where they’re like, man we really need to serve hard boiled eggs, but they can’t look like eggs, that would be bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. I mean, you know what, you do one of those bachelorette parties and you got egg penises, I could see that. Dude. That’d be cool. I was– You should have egg sperms. With the runny yolk coming out. Everybody get a picture of Karen with the egg penis in her mouth. Oh we’ll put it up. Tag her on Instagram. Check out this one. This is, this is like, spelunking, not spelunking, archeologicaling. I hope Darrell’s is longer than that, am I right? Yeah. That’s the caption on Instagram. Yeah. Or at least how they’re commenting. Yeah. So you make a T-Rex skull. Maybe I could get into this ’cause it, this looks like an egg. Link, if you were at a bachelorette party, would you have a penis egg or would you insist on the scrambled eggs? Definitely, soft scramble. Oh my. Oh, soft scrambled. Yeah, I want it to be soft. Got it, got it. That, that’s interesting, isn’t it? But it doesn’t really look like– No, it’s not turning out right, lemme, it doesn’t really look like it. It doesn’t. I in fact thought that it was just like a skull type. Yeah. Like it could be like a one eyed skull situation. So this one didn’t really turn out, but it is the most egg like. So it’s not hard boiled though? Or is it? It is hard boiled. What do you think? Well, it could have been microwaved. I guess you put it in the microwave. What do you, do you boil it or your microwave it? ‘Cause these are definitely in the microwave. I think this is boiled man. Yeah, well then I know this one– Then you get to eat a little bit of plastic, boiled plastic with your eggs. It’s probably– There’s specifically a penis egg mold. Can I see it? Yeah, we’ll pull it up. Show me yours, I’ll show you mine. Yeah see, I mean like themed parties, definitely. They got the storm trooper over here while we wait. Oh of course, there it is. Good Lord. OMG Penis Egg Fryer. You can imagine what these two things are. Yeah, the yolks are the testicles. Which is… It’s called Willy Egg Fryer. You can make the most hilarious eggs and much more. What else can you make? So this, you have to crack, you have to crack two eggs and then kind of shuffle the yolks– The balls– Around. But I do think this would be more appealing afterwards ’cause the height of the yolks would be appropriate. Yeah, right, yeah. Very appropriate yolks. The thing that’s kinda disturbed, oh that turns around. Yeah, it doesn’t form a urethra. You turn that around as the handle or if you left that in, though it would make a urethra. A urethra, anatomically correct. It says, make some kinky cuisine. It’s called the Willy Egg Fryer. There are serious reviews. This guy named Brett, it says, great idea, poor execution. Doesn’t lay flat in the pan. Tough to get a good penis made of eggs. Had to trace my own. Okay, it’s not a serious review. Had to trace my own. Wow. Says, the Penis Shaped Egg Fryer is non-stick. That’s good, you don’t want it, you don’t want it to stick. Give me another review. Oh and before you do, wanna remind you, we gave a shout out in the episode, listen to the Mythical Kitchen Podcast, A Hot Dog is a Sandwich. Josh and Nicole debate food topics. And you learn things like, McDonald’s doesn’t know that their McGriddles is called a McGriddles, not a McRiddle. Like you learn all these things because they know so much. The storm trooper’s not bad. This is kind of fun for a hard boiled. Okay, this one is from Sac– There’s a Darth Vader too. Two stars says– From Sac? Yeah. Oh the thack from– From Sac or from Zac? S-A-C. Didn’t work very well, the eggs kept getting hard. Try again. Let’s see, let’s hear another one. There’s some that I cannot read. Wow. Some you can’t even read? Different language? Yeah. Use Google translate. Don’t pre-read ’em just– Highly recommended for people who enjoy phallic shaped eggs. Yes okay, I can see that. Is that it? Oh, it’s just okay, maybe it would work better with pancake batter. Oh, a pancake penis. That’s nice, you know, yeah. Pancake penis actually seems way easier. If I ever have to do this, I’m going with a pancake penis. Oh, this person said– Sloppier though. Fun idea but it’s not actual pan size. It is tiny, so just think about that when you order that it’s about as big as your hand, but it’s a great idea for a gag gift. Just not realistic if you want it to use it for fun. Ha ha, winky face. What? What is right. Like, oh, what? What? Yeah, this is we’re chalk full of some– I mean, who– Good reviews. I mean, people just have time on their hands to write reviews for the Penis Egg Fryer. Yeah. That’s the thing. That is the thing that, that’s the thing to really take away from this. Do you know what I wanna do today? Review a Penis Egg Fryer. I think some people buy it with that in mind. I’m buying this just to leave the review. You don’t have to buy it. Do you have to buy stuff to leave a review? Some items. I think some items you do. Some items. Eh, this is on Amazon. Okay. You want half a yolk? No, I don’t want any of that. Okay, your loss. Ketchup is a smoothie. Yeah, I put ice in my cereal, so what? That makes no sense. A Hot Dog is a Sandwich. A Hot Dog is a Sandwich.