
Hi, I’m looking to cancel my membership. Oh, okay. And what did we do to deserve this? I’m sorry? Did we ask for too much? No… Did we give too little? No, I just- You just what, you just hate us? I just don’t use the service. Okay, thanks for your feedback. Now I’m not gonna be able to feed my kids! Okay, so am I good then? Oh, yeah, you’re good but my kids aren’t, they’re gonna starve! Your kids are gonna starve because of my $13 a month? I, I thought this was a billion dollar company. Yeah, we’re gonna have to shut down the whole thing, thousands of people out of a job. We’re all gonna starve! We cannot go on without you, Mr. Neil! I, I don’t have time for this. Okay, great! We will cancel your membership another time then. Bye. Hello?
