MB 99: Cancelling Your Subscription Is Impossible

Hi, I’m looking to cancel my membership. Oh, okay. And what did we do to deserve this? I’m sorry? Did we ask for too much? No… Did we give too little? No, I just- You just what, you just hate us? I just don’t use the service. Okay, thanks for your feedback. Now I’m not gonna be able to feed my kids! Okay, so am I good then? Oh, yeah, you’re good but my kids aren’t, they’re gonna starve! Your kids are gonna starve because of my $13 a month? I, I thought this was a billion dollar company. Yeah, we’re gonna have to shut down the whole thing, thousands of people out of a job. We’re all gonna starve! We cannot go on without you, Mr. Neil! I, I don’t have time for this. Okay, great! We will cancel your membership another time then. Bye. Hello?

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