Welcome to Good Mythical More. I’m so glad you joined us. We’re gonna have some crew members come in here. They’re gonna be talking about stuff that they find extremely disturbing. But first, let’s boogie down now. Oh yeah? Eat that Ellen. Where’s she at now? Woo. Eat that, Ellen. Woo. Oh, wow. Come on in guys. Stop playing. Stop playing. Stop playing. Come on in. I gotta carve my name in this log again. So tiresome. Oh my goodness. All right y’all. Hi Hello How ya doing? Good. Rhett, move back a little bit. Fancher’s… I gotta, I gotta carve. I’m paying attention. Don’t worry. I’m paying attention. Now you guys are scared of some stuff, huh? What is it? No, they find it extremely disturbing. You’re disturbed by some stuff. Sidewalk traffic. Oh my. I am extremely disturbed when people don’t walk on the sidewalk, the way we drive cars in the street. Like, if I’m coming up on the right side, and you’re coming straight at me, slow as a mule, you better get outta my way, because you’re saying… Oh. Somebody’s really upset about this. That you’re on the right side, so they need to, it’s like, the traffic laws apply to pedestrians on a sidewalk. But what if you’re in a different country? Well, let’s assume we’re in this country. We gotta simplify this somehow. I mean, I’m already out of breath, man. I’m so out of breath. It’s hard to carve when you’re out of breath. Whittlers have lungs. You got the whittler lung? Whittler lung. Hmm. What side of the street do they drive on in Indonesia? It’s the opposite. See, so this isn’t Davin, because that was probably something that was like, kind of disturbing to him when he came over here. But who would say slow as a mule? If you’re coming straight at me, slow as a mule. That seems like a Chris Fancher thing to say. Yeah, right? Yeah. Why? You’ve worked with mules. Yeah. Right? You’ve worked with mules. Well, yeah. Just say it. Well, yeah, yeah, of course. I mean, just say you’re coming straight at me, slow as a mule. You’re coming at me straight as a mule. Straight as a mule? Whoa. It’s not him. He doesn’t even know. Straight as a mule. Are all mules straight? No, but I think they’re all infertile. Is a mule? Isn’t a mule a hybrid of two things? I think so. Yeah. But what’s an ass? You’re talking about sterile, you’re coming at me sterile as a mule. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that what you’re saying? This must be Maisie. Huh? Maisie? Process of elimination. Carney’s talking too much. You’re coming straight at me, slow as a mule. Davin is… You’re coming straight at me, slow as a mule. See like, yeah, see, it’s her. Yeah. And if Fancher can’t even say it. Slow as a mule. Slow as a mule. Mule. Mule. Mule. Mule. Am I really talking too much? I meant that you were participating in this in a way that was like, if you were, if it was yours, you would’ve been more quiet, like Maisie was. Okay, I’ll talk less. Pigeon people. I’ll talk less. I find people who cover themselves in pigeons. Oh, pigeon people. Disturbing. You know, the people who sit in parks, and let pigeons eat out of their hands, and stand on their shoulders. I don’t buy that they’re trying to be one with nature. They’re just there for the spectacle, and I don’t like it. Wow, wow, wow. This makes me think of Home Alone two. I was gonna say that, yeah. Lost in New York. Wasn’t that a sweet pigeon person? Yeah. She ended up being sweet at the end of the movie. Yeah, yeah. Oh, spoilers. I’m sorry. A little weird though. Carney. Trying to work in a hot dog on a stick joke into this. Yeah. I see that. Can you help me out? Pigeons on a stick? You ever sell those? when they were made of pigeon meat, that’s for sure. Sure. That’s right. Hey, slander. It’s not true. This is why I shouldn’t talk as much. I mean, with the, especially with the Home Alone thing, I mean the pigeon people, I think everyone’s on the side of pigeon people, except for whoever this is. And now everyone’s gonna be against whoever this is. So I think this is you, Carney. You want everybody, alright. No, I don’t want everybody against you. Its too late. Apparently you do. Yeah. I just, I want to interrupt. I know what you’re saying. Interrupt this broadcast. I know what you mean, man. To let you know that I am done carving my name for the fourth time into this. And this is what I wish my parents had’ve spelled… “Peerents.” Ret. Had’ve spelled my name as. Ret? R E T? You don’t like an H? I got two extra letters that nobody, they could be given to other, they could be given to like, a Kenneth. Kenneth needs those. Rhett doesn’t need the letters. Kenneth already has T in it. No, but Kenna doesn’t. Oh, give it to a Kenna and… Give it to a Kenna and make a Kenneth. What’s that say? Walk around grates and manhole covers. Walk around grates and manhole covers. I walk around. Yeah. I walk around grates and manhole covers. You know? So does Jade, my dog. Right. She’s afraid of any grate. She’s like a cattle. She’s like cattle. I’m afraid of any manhole. I’ll talk less. There’s not too much of that here. But yeah, like, every time, every time I go to the New York city, man, there’s like, they’ve got the grates. You know what I don’t walk over, And what I feel weird about walking over in New York city, is the covers to the basement access, because that feels precarious. Manholes, by definition, can’t fall through. That’s why they’re circular. Oh, preach. You know what I’m saying? Hey, civil engineering degree, the reason all manholes are circles is because if they were squares, you could turn them and they would go through and it would kill people. But a circle cannot get through. It would kill the people on the top, and potentially the people underneath. Right. The underneath people. So, you’re not gonna fall into a manhole, but one of those basic things. That’s a beautiful use of a circle. I just, you know, if you take nothing else from this more, just celebrating, like, I mean, circle is the perfect thing for that. A circle, can’t go through another circle that’s a little bit smaller. No matter how much you turn it. And the diameter of a circle will always have to be introduced to that hole no matter what you do. Not so with a square. Or an oval. An oval will slide right through, right through your skull. I’m afraid I will fall into it if I step on it. I’ve seen way too many videos of this happening to people. Oh my gosh, really? And don’t even get me started on escalator landings, extremely disturbing. Okay. So we’re throwing escalator landings into this. Who’s got the longest… Which I get that. Who’s got the longest shoelaces? Hmm. This seems like. If you were really scared, you’d be wearing Velcro. Why did we give sidewalk traffic to Maisie. Because she was so quiet about it. Because I could pronounce mule. She seemed guilty. That’s why, ’cause of the way you said mule. I could see Davin being scared of the bottom of an escalator. In fact, I don’t think I’ve ever successfully gone all the way down an escalator with him. Have you started? No, but I’m just saying, I haven’t. Yeah, I haven’t started, but by default, I also haven’t finished. We can switch these around. All right. And last but not least, We wanna let you know that you need to check out the Mythical Society. Oh, yeah. This is . Last week, we released the very first comedy videos we ever made and have never been seen before. That’s why we called the series “Never Before Seen”. “Never Before Seen”. We’ve never published these videos anywhere. And now we put them on the Mythical Society in two parts, the original video in their unedited, purest form. And then one where we did a running commentary over to help you understand what was going through our minds. In a smokey room. Check out Never Before Seen on the Mythical Society. Available for all degrees, all degrees. First, second, and third. And finally we have supper. Yeah, I’m scared of supper. The word supper is infinitely gross. The meal is meant to be called dinner 100% of the time, and supper 0% of the time. I don’t know what kinda little house on the Prairie fanfic you’re walking around in. But if you use the word supper, you are not only living a life of willful ignorance, but you also make my skin crawl every time you choose to let that oozing puss of a word pass through your lips. Oh my gosh, this is slander of the people of the south. Who knew that supper could turn someone into more of an evil mastermind This is Carney. Than hating on pigeon people This is Carney for sure. Right? Carney, Why? Carney, man. ‘Cause you don’t hold back. You’re so adamant. You’re so adamant. But let me tell you. Pigeon people. Where we come from, there were people who were so Southern, Link, you remember this? What did they call lunch? Dinner. Dinner. Yes. There’s a so Southern part of North Carolina, people call lunch dinner, and dinner supper. There are rules for a reason. There are definitions. With those words. Let’s get some dinner means get some lunch. Yeah. Did you meet anybody like that, Stevie? Now, if you say dinner time, then that’s supper. If you say its dinner time, that’s supper. I thought that supper, I thought the origins of supper did have something to do with time of day though. It actually isn’t dinner time. It’s like a brunch for lunch and dinner, which I call linner, but I think that’s what supper actually is. Supper is what we called eating at night every single time growing up. Yeah, I always thought supper was late night snacks. We didn’t call dinner anything. I think supper is Maisie, because… You thought supper was snacks? Like late night snacks. Like after dinner. No, no. No. I’m not from here. Right, well… No, you’re not. Oh, it says. It says that supper, supper was originally a secondary lighter evening meal. Okay. So listen, that’s like one of those things you learn in, like, when you’re, nobody knows that. You’re reading like a English book in Indonesia and they tell you a fact that when you come to America, you’re like, nobody believes that. Its literally the textbook definition. Yeah, see? Textbook. The main meal of the day called dinner used to be served closer to what is known as lunchtime around the middle of the day, but crept later over the centuries, mostly over the course of the 19th century. Except in the south. Right. Wow. It didn’t creep at all. Wow. Wow? Wow. Wow. Wow. I think this could, this is very writerly. That’s, you know. You know, it could be a rant just for the sake of the comedy. So it’s either Maisie or Carney is what you’re saying. Yeah. Yeah, I agree with that. Because I just think, I don’t think anybody would go after pigeon people, except Carney. Okay. All right. So we’re giving… Let’s just try this on for size. Supper to Maisie and Fancher by default, you’re, It’s interesting that… Scared of manholes. Fancher has been, he’s usually the easiest one to nail down. I’m the sidewalk traffic. You know, but you’re very elusive today. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Like, nothing is really “Fanchering” out at us like it normally does. That’s the name of the game. Yeah, this guy’ll crap his pants and won’t shut up about it. And that wasn’t disturbing at all. I think sidewalk traffic is Davin Because I, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I think he’s walking around. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Yeah. On sidewalks. No. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. I got these two mixed up. Yes. Fancher. Afraid of manholes. Incorrect. Incorrect? Oh, crap. All right. Well let’s switch it back then. Okay. Afraid of sidewalk traffic. Correct. Okay. All right. We were so close. Yeah. You get angry? I get upset. Yeah. I get like, my, it, Yeah. My partner’s also from New York city, so we’re really good at walking and like, it’s not just streets, but it’s the mall, it’s you know, the hallways here, and like, I’ll admit I do speed quite often when I’m walking. You do. Yeah. Speed. I almost, I came around a corner and Rhett was walking on the wrong side of the hallway, almost took him out. Oh, yeah, that happened. There’s a lot of blind corners here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There’s a correct side of the corner? I thought it was as close to the corner, regardless of what side you’re coming from. That’s my philosophy. So Davin skipping to you, are we correct? You’re afraid of manhole covers. You are correct. With the same exact reason you guys mentioned, when I went to New York, I didn’t even know about those until I went to New York, the ones that go to the basement. Yes. You started watching videos of people falling down manholes? No, just it’s like, I’m on Reddit a lot, and there was a time period where those videos were trending on Reddit. That’s tough, man. And then the escalator landings I was talking about is the metal grates, the metal thingy on escalators. Yeah. Yeah. No. I think it’s worse on the flat ones for some reason, like in the airport. Hard to get off. Because it just seems like everybody’s not only, everybody’s around you, there’s a lot more at stake, seems like you’re gonna fall more. Like when you’re walking straight than going down, and when you’re going down and one of those, what’s it called an escalator, a Deescalator. When you’re “descalating,” especially, it seems dangerous, but you’re standing and then you step. But when you’re walking at the airport, and then you gotta start walking at a different speed. Yeah. That’s when it gets precarious. Am I right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. You were right about supper. Well, yeah. We’re gonna save that. Let’s see. I feel like obviously if one’s right, they’re both right. I don’t wanna spend too much time harping on your pigeon people thing, but this is you, right? I’m not a big fan of pigeon people, but they don’t, I wouldn’t say they disturb me. This isn’t you? No. Well, yeah, but supper, you hate supper. So you are supper? I don’t like supper. I don’t like it when somebody says it. If you say in the south, that’s part of your culture, that’s fine. Don’t come out here and say it. Don’t come out. Well, I don’t. Don’t come to my town. I don’t say supper now. Yeah. That’s why we’re cool. Out of respect for you. I don’t, yeah, I’ll say supper when I go back home. Thank you. Thank you. I also don’t like “warsh”. What is “warsh” all about? What? That’s wash. I know what it means, wash, but say wash, there’s no R in there. Hey, if you’re washing… You’ve been watching too much Bonanza. If you’re washing hard enough, you’re “warshing”. Okay, I’ll take your word for it. Yeah, right. Are you, we’re gonna give you an opportunity to just take the edge off your pigeon people. I knew I would get some flack for this, but I, and I know all pigeon people are nice in Hey Arnold, and Home Alone two, they’re all good people. But when you go to a park, you’re, say you’re having a sandwich, and there’s just the pigeon person there, brings more pigeons. Those pigeons get in a little fight. And then at some point that guy gets up and leaves, and then it sends all this pigeon wind onto your sandwich. There’s like feathers. Yes. There’s feathers and seed. This is a very specific scenario. It just blows all over. Yeah. It’s everywhere. You’re right. You’re right. But do you think the pigeon people are after attention? Is that what they’re doing? I also, oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They just bring on, land on me birds. More and more. It’s not like they care about pigeons, it’s that they care about themselves. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, if you see a pigeon person, you know, absentee parents. The person’s like how do I get attention? There’s a direct line between. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Middle child. All pigeon people are middle children. Put it on a t-shirt. Yeah. Right. All right, you sold me. You sold me. Plus look at the nails. I mean, well, look at that, effervescent. Well, yeah. They detract pigeons. Pigeon killing nails. To get the Rhett and Link sing Brooks and Dunn vinyl, join third degree quarterly, or annual by June 30th. Mythicalsociety.com for details.