And you get those bowling balls with those dirty holes. We should open a bowling alley and call it dirty holes. I love that. Jeremy, you have me, man, you had me at dirty holes. But it’s in a big town, and the slogan is small town feet. Welcome to “Trevor Talks Too Much”. The show where I never ramble, I never go off on stupid tangents about what AOL stands for. The show where I bring on a guest, and I talk to them, and we have a little chit chat, little conversation, little converse, conversating. And we talk, and then maybe by the end, we can become friends, who knows. That’s for me to know, and you to find out later. I’m your host, Trevor Evarts, middle name Joseph. I’m a master baker, mythical swag god, and wearer of a pretty cool freaking hoodie. Yeah, check it out, check this out. I’m gonna move my microphone, but I’m still gonna talk into it, so you can see it on the camera, a little close up. So we got the Mythical pride collection is out. It’s over there on mythical.com. You can find we’ve got a bunch of our logo stuff, and we done some cool rainbow, gustied up to it. It’s really comfy, it’s very soft. I’m actually not wearing a shirt under this hoodie, and it is very soft upon mine skin, and I have sensitive skin, but yeah, super cool hoodie. Mythical pride collection is out now. Check it out, mythical.com. Today I spoke with Jeremy Ray Taylor, whom you may know from “IT”, the movie with a scary clown, Pennywise. He’s an actor, Jeremy Taylor, he’s an actor. He was Ben in “IT”, he’s a great, super fun kid. I call him a kid, I’m four years older than him, but that’s still a kid to me, even though he is wildly successful. Far more successful than. No self deprecating talk in the intro, Trevor. No, he’s a great kid, and we talked about all sorts of stuff. We talked about, he’s got a new movie coming out. “Senior Year”, drops May 13th on Netflix, with Rebel Wilson. He’s very excited about it, had nothing but good things to say. So make sure to check that out. But yeah, we talked about all sorts of crazy stuff. He talked his way out of a very funny hypothetical situation that Jamie and I cooked up for him, and he did an A okay job, I’d say, A plus. Oh yeah. A plus, plus. We talked about small town bowling alleys and dirty holes. That’s a little inside joke. You’ve gotta listen to the episode to get it, dirty holes. It’s a good one. And we reminisce on a great game from both of our childhoods, called “Polar Bowler”. The game where you play a as a polar bear in an inner tube, and you go bowling. If that landed with any of you, then you’re gonna love this next part, because “Polar Bowler” was not the only game that I have a lot of nostalgia for. You don’t say. No, it got me thinking about them. You remember those flash game sites, right? Yeah, a hundred percent. My favorite one was addictinggames.com. Oh, mine too. And addictinggames.com, let me tell you, I think it might still be up and running. It is, it is. Actually, yeah, now I’m gonna check. I should just do this during the podcast if a guest is being boring. Not that we’ve had any bad guests that I’d wanna do this to. But if a guest is being boring, I could just pull up “Bloons”, the original “Bloons” game. Oh man. The monkey, you shoot the dart. Yes. It’s not the tower defense one. No. See, for all you kids out there today that are like, “Ooh, I love “Bloons: Tower Defense 6”. Look, you don’t even know, okay. “Bloons” started out as a puzzle solving game where you play as a monkey and you throw darts, and you have to pop a certain amount of balloons on a board, and it gets more and more progressively more difficult as you progress through levels. Why did you look at me like that? ‘Cause I didn’t know what was about to happen. I burped, God, can’t a man burp on his own show? Oh, you do. This is unbelievable, I can’t work in these conditions. I’m trying to talk about “Bloons: Tower”, no, I’m trying to talk about “Bloons”, the puzzle solving game. There’s like 150 levels in the original one. And Jamie is giving me judgment looks. I was like… Well, I burped. I thought you were gonna throw up. You thought I was gonna throw up? I don’t know. What would be the impression? The When I throw up I’m like a cat, my whole backs into it. I’m like a cat, or where my whole back is arched out. Giving myself scoliosis. It’s pretty good fake gag though. I could do better, but I won’t. ‘Cause I know people don’t wanna listen to that, they wanna listen to me talk about games. “Age of War”, that one was the one where you played, you would buy little soldiers. You started out as caveman, and then you battle against the other little caveman, and then you got money for, and then you’d upgrade through different time periods. So you go from the caveman to the knights. Oh, that one sounds cool, I didn’t play that one. Freaking loser. This is why I can’t talk to Jamie about video games. She doesn’t get me. We were talking about Addicting Games. I know some of that, I knew “Polar Bowler”. Okay. I knew “Bloons”, “Bloxorz”, that a was a good one. You got me there, that is a good game. Now I wanna go on addictinggames.com. No, I can’t, it’s work hours, also, we have a show. I’ve actually typed addicting games into my browser three times throughout the course of this little rant. And I’ve deleted it every time ’cause I know if I go on it, it’s gonna be bad. Should we get into it? Yeah. Jeremy Ray Taylor, everyone, let’s get into it. Everybody welcome Jeremy Ray Taylor. Jeremy, say hi to the people out there, listening slash watching. Hi. You probably recognize Jeremy from the movie “IT”, and the movie “IT Two”. Yes. What was “IT Two” called, is “IT Chapter”– “IT Chapter Two?”, I guess. Okay, yeah, that’s what I thought, but then I couldn’t remember it. No name, or anything like that, just a precursor. It’s not “IT 2: The Return of Pennywise”, or anything. Right. That would’ve been good. That would’ve been good. That would’ve been good. Let’s reach out. Yeah. We’ll get that changed. Yeah. We’ll get that changed real quick. So nice to have you on, man, thank you for being here. Yeah, of course, good to be here, man. So you did star in “IT” as Ben, young Ben. Yes. What was that like, being a young kid on the set with Pennywise, Bill Skarsgard as Pennywise. It was pretty crazy. It took about for months to make, so for the first half or so we didn’t do much of any of the scary stuff. Okay. It was all just the bullying, which I guess is kinda scary to. Yeah. The bullying, the friendship stuff, the quarry and all that stuff. And it was like, “Why don’t we just leave it here?” This could be a really nice family friendly movie. Yeah. But no, so the next two months was all the scary stuff. And we actually weren’t allowed to see Pennywise’s makeup, or his contacts, or anything like that until we were in the middle of a scene. Oh. Which was really wicked. Oh. Jack was the first one to experience that. So we kind of got to see a little sneak peek, but actually the public got to see the first concept picture of Pennywise before we ever got to. Oh wow. So that was wicked for sure. But it’s not as bad as you think it would be, just ’cause there’s cameras, and there’s people behind the cameras, and so you’re not completely alone like you would be in real life. Yeah. But yeah, no, it was great, it was really fun. That’s crazy, I like scary movies now. Love the “IT” movies, by the way. You were great. Thank you. But yeah, when I was younger I hated scary movies. I remember one night, I think my parents had just watched either the first “Paranormal Activity” or the second “Paranormal Activity”. And they came home and they were describing the plot of the movie to my sister, and that was too scary for me. I just could not imagine. I mean, I guess yeah, with cameras and everything. Obviously you’re on a set, so it doesn’t feel crazy real, but still, I mean, that clown, man. No, yeah, I’m right there with you. ‘Cause I was terrified of scary movies. We almost turned it down, I was really, really close, and my agent was like, “Shut the freak up, dude. “What do you think you’re doing here?” Yeah. And so I took it, but I was definitely really close to turning it down, but I was like, “I don’t die, we’ll do it, we’ll do it.” Yeah. But I wasn’t gonna go to the premiere. I told the kids, I was like, “I’m I’m not going, I can’t do it.” And they were like, “Okay, you’re going to the premiere.” So I ended up getting peer pressure in all of it, but I was definitely skittish at first too. Yeah, when the first one came out, I remember I was living in Virginia at the time, but there was this auto shop that I drove by every day on my way to work. And I remember the day after I saw the movie, I noticed a red balloon that had been painted. There was a guy on a motorcycle mural painted on the wall of the auto shop, and then there was a red balloon there. And I swear to God, I was like, that has to be new. I’ve never noticed that before, and I thought I was going crazy. I was like, that’s such a funny prank to pull, just putting a red balloon somewhere randomly after that movie came out. Yeah, where I lived, people would just start tying red balloons to the sewers and stuff like that, to the sewer rings. They’d just tie ’em everywhere, dude. Oh man. I don’t mess with that at all, man. No. Oh man, I don’t even know why people do that. But yeah, it’s definitely changed the game for red balloons. Everybody sees them completely different now. Right, yeah, it’s just scary now. You just think there’s a killer clown somewhere. Yeah. Did you ever read the book “IT”? I did not, so at the time I was 13 years old, so it was way too much for me, and it’s practically longer than the Bible. So there’s definitely no way I could have done it before I did it, but I saw the original movie, or the minis series, I guess. Yeah. But I never actually read the book, no. Yeah, the book is, love Stephen King. Think he’s a visionary author, but not worth it. Yep. That book is not worth it to read. No. It is too long and too weird. And all of you literature buffs out there, you can come from me if you want, but it was not worth the read. It was a crazy experience, man, definitely amazing. And it was my first thing ever. Yeah, I mean, that’s a pretty big one to be your first thing. Yeah, it was a lot. And that’s the thing, is we didn’t even expect it to be huge. It was way bigger than we thought it was ever gonna be. ‘Cause people hated the first picture Pennywise that came out. Yeah. Everybody was mad at us, ’cause it’s like, if it’s not broken, don’t fix it. Yeah. People were really upset that we were redoing it at all, so we were really surprised that it did it as good as it did. Yeah. But yeah, it was amazing. I mean, I feel like it needed it. I felt like it was time. I mean, the original miniseries is really good. And I mean, Tim Curry is great as Pennywise, but there’s just so much more that you can do, and I think everyone saw it in the movie, and everyone loved it. Just the effects that you can do. Some of the scenes of Pennywise in both movies are just genuine me in the movie theater launching back in my chair ’cause I’m just like, holy crap, that is a giant clown. For sure. With sharp teeth, that is launching out of a projector in the garage. That was the scene that got me. That was the one that I think I audibly in the theater was like, “Oh, That was the one that got me. Yeah, no, that was super fun. Funny story about the first time. Sorry, I wasn’t trying to cut you off. But I just remembered. No. I think I accidentally was on a date with a gay man when I saw the first “IT” movie. Really? And Trevor, You might be wondering, how do you accidentally go on a date? He was a coworker of mine, his name’s Calvin. And he was a very nice man, but he’s gay, and I knew that and he was open about it. But then yeah, he asked me if I wanted to go see the new “IT” movie, and we went and saw it together in the movie theater. And then he didn’t make any moves on me or anything, but then after we got done, he was like, “That was really nice, I had a great time.” And I was like, “I don’t know if this was a date or not.” I was like, “Was that”– Damn, but you got that vibe though? He was like, if I’d wanted it to go that way, I think it could have gone that way. But I was just like, yeah, I’m hanging out with Calvin. We’re watching the new “IT” movie. And then afterward I was like, I think I might have just gone on a date with a man. But I mean, hey, it was a fun time, Calvin’s a great guy. I’m so glad I’m weirdly involved in that story, that’s awesome. Yeah, you are, you were on my first gay date with me. Wow, that’s so great, man. Yeah, the reason that I remember that actually is, I think a few days ago he added me on Snapchat. And mind you, I haven’t talked to Calvin or seen Calvin in five years, but I think he added me through people you know, or I think he was in my contacts at one point, ’cause we worked together. And then I remembered, I was like, oh Calvin, we saw “IT” together. And now I’m here talking to Jeremy Ray Taylor. Yeah, so what’s the next move here? Are you going back to him, or what’s going on here? No, I have a girlfriend. Okay, got you. I’m in a committed relationship. Also, not gay, I don’t think. Okay. But who knows, maybe in the future, we’ll see. We’ll figure that out later. I don’t think so. I’m pretty happy in my relationship right now. Yeah. Sorry. That’s good. We didn’t need to get into my confusing sexuality yet. Yes. No, that’s so funny. Well, so what do you do other than star in great horror movies? That’s a good question. Well, I also have a girlfriend. Nice, that’s huge. So I spend a ton of time with her. She’s a dog too, most of my life revolves around her. Cool, yeah. But I just bought a car. Oh nice. And so I’ve been modding the heck out of that thing, it’s been super fun. What kind of car? It’s a 2022 BMW 540i xDrive, that’s a long name. Wooh, you nailed it. So I’ve had a ton of fun with that. Nice. I named it Dorian. Okay. Because it’s gray. But I don’t know if I like it or not. Oh, I get it. But see, that’s the thing, is I don’t. I was looking up gray car names, and Dorian was one of them, and I was like, “That’s a sick name”. Wait, you’re not familiar with “A Portrait of Dorian Gray”? I can’t say that I am. Wait, hold on. Is this bad? It’s a pretty iconic piece of literature, I’d say. Okay. Let me see, it’s a novel by Oscar Wilde. Okay. One of the most pretty iconic piece of classical literature, I’d say, right Jamie? Okay. No, it is, it’s one of those books where it’s just kind of people are like, “You should just read it.” Yeah. But I personally have not read it. Okay. The whole idea is there’s this portrait of Dorian Gray, and it’s supposed to be this allegory or metaphor of the picture of himself as a window into his soul. Okay. And his inner self, and then the picture gets uglier, and he commits these crimes and stuff. Okay. Classic literature is so freaking boring. Oh my God, have you ever read “Jane Eyre”? Oh God. I have not. That book genuinely, I think that was one of the root causes of my depression in high school. Okay. Reading that book, it’s not the cause of it, but it definitely didn’t help. Right, yeah, it just added the pile. Yeah. Is classic literature, could you count that as Shakespeare? Yeah, I’d say so. Okay, was definitely boring then. Classic literature is very broad. All that means is old books. Right, right, okay. I say, as I know nothing. No, I mean, there’s some really good classic literature. I love Jules Verne, “Twenty Thousand Leagues Into The Sea”. Jules Verne was “Twenty Thousand Leagues Into The Sea”, right? I’m gonna sound like an idiot if he is not. I’m gonna say, I wish I enjoyed reading. ‘Cause I have no idea what we’re talking about here. At least I didn’t name it 50 shades and didn’t know what that meant or something like that. Yeah. That’s a little bit better. No, “Fifty Shades of Gray” is classic literature. Yeah. That’s a perfect example of classic literature. They should be teaching that in the schools. Yeah, agreed, agreed. Oh man, no, I used to read so much more. But I love fantasy. The only book that I’ve ever read fully through while being interested was “Hunger Games”. Okay, Suzanne Collins, let me tell you what, “Hunger Games”, phenomenal book. “Hunger Games”, it’s sad because Suzanne Collins opened the door for all of these really awful young adult novels. But “Hunger Games”, the blueprint, such a great book. A hundred percent. All of them are so great, And then just followed by a string of some of the most crappy books ever. Like “Divergent”, “Divergent” is so bad, oh my God. They’re rough, they’re rough. They’re so bad. I liked the first book. The first book wasn’t bad, but it’s still just not, I don’t know. The movies were terrible. The movies were terrible, even though I, was it Shailene Woodley, was she in them? Yes. Yeah, sucker for her. That’s the lead, right? Yeah. Yeah, I think she’s a great actor though. Oh yeah. Yeah. But see, I watched the first one, I enjoyed it. Although I’m a bad guy to go to for good movie suggestions ’cause I pretty much love everything. But no, I loved the first “Divergent”. I thought it was just a cool idea. Yeah. We were put into these different groups. But it definitely could have been executed a little bit better, now that I’m thinking about it. The first time was good, I think honestly, I don’t even know if I finished the third book. I think I got too bored. By the middle of the third book, I think I stopped reading, but Shailene Woodley, wasn’t she engaged to Aaron Rogers? Packers quarterback. She was, right, didn’t they marry and divorce? Okay, two weeks ago, Shailene Woodley reportedly done with Aaron Rogers. Wow. So there you have everyone, two weeks late, probably three weeks late by the time this podcast comes out. Comeing at you with the news. Hear it here third. Heard it hear 30th. Yeah. Oh man, so you said you’re a degenerate, scumbag gamer like me. I am. Yeah, what kind of games you play? I’ve always played the “Call of Dutys”. I grew up on “Halo”, I love “Rocket League”. Ooh. Although it pisses me off way too much. I pretty much play about everything, but MMOs. Okay. But I gotta try the new “Elden Ring”, so. Nice, yeah, “Elden Ring”, I have not gotten into yet. Me neither. I decided to wait for it. I was like, I’m just gonna wait till in a couple years it goes on a steam sale. I was like, ’cause I don’t wanna pay $60 to wanna put a controller through my monitor. Yes, for sure. That doesn’t seem like a good use of money. I’m trying to be more frugal, everyone, give it up for me. Of course. I’m trying to be more frugal. Of course, round of applause. I only play one MMO, and that’s “RuneScape”. Okay. Are you too young for “RuneScape”? I have some friends that play “RuneScape”. Okay, wait, wait, what– But I just never played it myself. What year were you born, Jeremy? 2003. Oh my God, making me feel like a boomer. I was born in 1999, so I’m not like that much older. That’s when my brother was born. Do you get along? I’m the youngest of six, so I’ve got a lot of family. Oh my God. Four brothers and a sister. Okay, four brothers? Mmhm. Were you just a punching bag when you were a kid? That’s the only reason I was such a good actor in “IT”. All those was genuine trauma I just had to reenact, that’s it. No. Oh yeah, dude. Jeremy, no. We’ve kind of had two groups of brothers, right? So one of my brother was taken in at 16 years old, and same as the girl. Okay. So my older two brothers, they had the same dynamic that me and my older brother have right now. Okay. So it’s, they kind of grew up a little bit faster than us. Yeah. So we have 31, 31, 30, 29, 22, 18. Okay. So we’re like on the younger side of all of our brothers. Yeah. And so we kinda have that same dynamic, but definitely, they used to trap me under blankets and tickle me. Oh man. Oh yeah, man. Yeah, I have one older brother and two older sisters, but my two older sisters are kind of the same way. We got them when they were both older in high school, and they’re about 10 years older. Yeah, about 10 years older than me. Right. But yeah, my brother and I, we used to get into it. We can laugh about it now, which is great. But yeah, same thing, I was the punching bag, the youngest. Yep, of course. I’m glad to know we got another youngest here, youngest sibling. Yeah, exactly. They’re the best. I feel like I never talked to younger brothers. Feel like they don’t actually exist. Yeah, I know, we’re a rare breed. Yeah, we are. It’s because they’re all so scared. I used to be numb in my right arm. ‘Cause I always sat on the driver’s side in the back seat, and my brother always sat in the passenger side. And my right arm, you could punch it, and I wouldn’t feel anything cause of how often my brother would punch me in my right arm when we were in the car. Yeah. Yeah, all through high school. I was like, “Yeah, you can just punch me in the arm, “and it doesn’t hurt, doesn’t feel anything.” Wow, that’s a cool ability to have though. Yeah, well. No pain receptors there. Yeah, just my right arm though. I’m like the opposite of Achilles. Instead of my whole body being invincible, except for my Achilles tendon. It’s I’m very weak all over, except for just right in this one spot on my right arm. Yeah, that’s funny. That’s just the one part that got dunked. What did he get dunked into, a river? It was a river, but a godly. Jamie, you’re supposed to be my facts person, Jamie. I know, but you’re throwing a lot of things. Where’s the Greek mythology, come on. Yeah, come on. I told you to study up. We got Jeremy here, and you’re making him feel bad now. We’re all over the map on our facts right now though. We’re going from classic literature to Greek mythology. Yeah, you wanna talk more classic literature, I can speak. “Treasure Island”, one of my favorite books of all time. No, genuinely, that’s not a joke, “Treasure Island” is one of my favorite books. If you wanna– That sounds so familiar. Robert Louis Stevenson, Long John Silver. You’re familiar, not the restaurant. Yeah. Yeah, Long John Silver. Only the restaurant. Oh, okay. Only the restaurant. Well, Long John Silver is a character in “Treasure Island”. Okay. I’m sorry, Jamie– I love the restaurant though. You do? If that makes you feel okay. You’re a Long John Silvers fan? So honestly, I haven’t had it in a long time, but I used to love it, dude. Really? You’d get the extra crunchies, and they give you a fish basket with their batter. I don’t think I’ve ever eaten at a Long John Silvers. Yep, it’s pretty good. Really? I don’t think so. Yeah, it’s decent. I don’t think I ever, I don’t know. Maybe it was just I was afraid of fast food fish. I feel like there was one in Idaho though, I don’t know. It’s nostalgic. Yeah, yeah. Do they still exist? ‘Cause you go to them now, and they’re almost run down. They do, yeah, there’s three in my town for sure. Oh, okay. I live in a small town, so it’s like that’s our claim to fame. Well that’s cause you love Long John Silvers, you’re keeping ’em in business. Yeah, exactly, I’m keeping ’em in business, yeah. Where’s the nearest Long John Silvers to Burbank, California? Okay, we got one in Gardena, one in Yucaipa, in Temecula. They would have one in Temecula. Yeah, that makes sense. I dunno what that is. Don’t worry about it. Temecula is just, it’s like the Bakersfield of the south. A bad place okay. Is that fair, Jamie? I would say that that’s fair. It’s cool’ cause they got hot air balloons and wine. Yeah, okay, it’s a crappier… What’s wine? Oh, crappier of Napa Valley. Yeah, crappier Napa Valley, that’s Temecula. Okay, got you. It’s like if you took Napa Valley and Bakersfield, and they had a baby, this is making no sense to Jeremy. I’m here for the ride, man. What were we talking about before Temecula? Greek mythology. Yeah. And “Treasure Planet”. The River Styx. The River Styx, thank you, Jamie. I finally found that. Yeah, so it’s like someone took me by the arm, a little muscle in my arm here, and then just dumped that in the River Styx. Joke landed, everyone. Boom, took a while, but we got it there. We took a while, but we made it to the punchline. You’re from Tennessee, do you still live in Tennessee currently? Yeah, basically the same house I was born in. Okay. I was not born in my house, that’s not what I really mean. It’s okay if you were. You know what I’m saying. Home birth is a thing. I was not, no, I basically live on a farm. Okay. And my grandma lives right there, and my cousins live right there, and we have a rental property right there. So we all kinda live on the same thing, but I used to live in my cousin’s house. And then at one years old, I probably moved in to where I am now. Okay. So yeah, born and raised. Whole little family plot there. Yeah, whole family plot Some acreage. Some acreage, Jamie. Yes, we have a lot of acreage. How many acres you got? Is that too personal of a question? No, we have a 200 acre farm. Oh my. But see, we have 80 acres and then we lease the next 120. Okay, okay. But we’re trying to buy it. That’s a lot of acreage. Yeah. I’m gonna be honest with everyone out there, and you Jeremy and Jamie, I don’t know how big an acre is. I don’t think anybody knows how big an acre is. Talk about the most arbitrary unit of measurement. ‘Cause who just hears the word acre, and can just visualize how big that is. So I’m pretty sure an acre is slightly smaller than a football field. Oh, okay, so it is, it’s a little bit smaller than a football field. I think a football field is 1.1 acres. Okay. Don’t ask me why I know that. Well, that’s useful, now I can visualize it. Yeah. You wanna know another useless tidbit of information? An acre is 43,560 square feet. I couldn’t recite that number right now. Can we talk about the metric system? Yes, I love that. Can we get on the metric system, please? Yeah, I’d love that, man. Who decided that a mile was 5,280 feet, and went, “Let’s go with it, let’s run with it.” And who thought yards are threes, and 12 inches in a foot? Do you really think that would be easy to use. As a professional baker, I hate, what is it even called, the uniform system. What’s it called, the standard system, whatever system of measurement we use, it’s the dumbest thing ever. And I wish everything was in grams. I wish everything was in, what’s that? The imperial system? Yeah, the imperial system sucks balls, everyone. Imperial, I have to agree. Thank you, Jeremy, so dumb. Well, then you have recipes using both. It’s like you gotta pick one too. Well, yeah, here’s the thing. Okay, so ’cause in cooking it’s a little bit different, but in baking precise measurements are very necessary. And there’s not even a standard of how you’re supposed to measure. When you say a cup of flour, the standard is that you’re supposed to spoon the flour in, and then sweep off the top, but that makes no sense, it’s still gonna be a different amount of flour every time. Exactly. But if you just did 200 grams of flour, 200 grams of flour is 200 grams of flour every single time. Right, ’cause it’s all by weight at that point. Yes. Right, yep, and you got heaping scoops of flour. Yeah, what does that even mean? A pinch of salt, just tell me how much to put in there. I got big fingers. Don’t act like I know. I got big fingers, a pinch for someone else is gonna be a lot different than me. Yep. I’m sorry, I’m airing out my grievances right now for the– No, I’m right there with you, man. I forgot, the imperial system. Anyway, so you’ve got a lot of acreage. You’re in Tennessee right now? Yes man. What’s your favorite thing about Tennessee, and what’s your least favorite thing about Tennessee? That’s easy, so my favorite thing is how slow we move. If you go to California, it’s like everybody’s on a mission all the time. Yeah. Worst thing about this place is that the reason nobody’s on a mission is because there’s no mission, there’s nothing here. So we have Long John Silvers and Arby’s. Nice. And that’s about it. Oh. We just got our first arcade. Wow. That wasn’t one of the retro ones. Okay. We have a bunch of bowling alleys, but they’re all old Tri-Cities bowling alleys. Yeah. With the really weird animations and stuff like that. Oh yeah. So it’s like we don’t have anything. Yeah. But I just love how quiet and slow it is. And light pollution, being able to see the stars at night. Oh yeah. That’s really nice. Yeah. ‘Cause you never get to see that in big cities. Yeah, for sure. That’s one of the biggest things I miss about Idaho, is just being able to look up and like, “Oh, the sky is clear.” But there’s something about small town bowling alleys, what a place. What a place. It’s like a liminal space. It is. You go there and time just stops, and you get those bowling balls with those dirty holes. We should open a bowling alley and call it dirty holes. I love that. Jeremy, you have me, man, you had me at dirty holes. But it’s in a big town and the slogan is small town feel. Yeah, yeah. That’s why it’s so easy to make, ’cause it’s gonna be so cheap. Yeah. We just get the crappiest stuff. Dude, fancy bowling alleys suck. I kind of agree. I hate going to a bowling alley and feeling like I’m at a club. There’s a bowling alley in downtown LA, or somewhere near, it’s near The Novo. It’s called Lucky Strike, but it feels like a club in there. They’ve got these big leather couches that you sit on while you bowl. And there’s no good place to put your shoes. And the balls, there’s four of them. They’ve got no variety, and they’ve got this big old– ‘Cause they’re all marble and stuff. Yeah, it’s so dumb, dude. I just want 30 multicolored bowling balls that all have a chip in ’em. None of the finger holes are the right size. You find one that’s a good weight, but the holes are too small. And then you find one that just, it’s like they made the holes for the Incredible Hulk. Those holes– Yep, and then you’re out of bowling time by the time you even found those. Dude, whose fingers are fitting in those balls? But it’s great though. Yeah, seriously. It’s absurd. Yeah dude. But it’s great. They got the claw machines that have prizes from 40 years ago. They’re fossilizing in the tank. Yeah. They got the pro shop. You don’t see enough pro shops, okay. For real, man. You go in, and you look at the fancy custom made bowling balls. They’re like, “Yeah, we can engrave it for you.” And they’re the same they were six years ago ’cause no one buys them. Yeah, yeah. Because nobody that’s going to this kind of bowling alley ever uses one. Right, oh my God, it’s the greatest. Yeah, for sure. Then you got the old people in they’re bowling leagues. There’s always the lanes that are for the league people. Yeah. You’ve got these old ladies in wrist braces kind of just waddling up and tossing a ball. But they’re bowling two 10 averages somehow. Oh yeah, dude. What would your guys bowling nicknames be if you were on a bowling team? ‘Cause you know there’s always these weird nicknames for bowling. My bowling nickname. Yeah. That’s tough. That is tough. It has to be kind of an oxymoron. Well, I’d probably go with something like a reference from “Dodgeball”. I’d probably be like Laser, or Blaze, or Blazer. Yeah. Probably one of those, or just Vince Vaughn. Yeah, that’s funny. I have bowling shoes that are, they’re paint splattered. Okay. So I’d go classic old town, and just call me Paint Can. Paint Can. I like that. I think that’s solid. That’s so good. I like that, that’s sick. That’s way better than Vince Vaughn. It’s very old town, right? That is. That’s definitely the name of somebody in the future movie. Yeah. For sure. Oh man, that’s good. Well now I gotta think about mine. Do you have your own bowling ball, are you a bowler, do you like to bowl? I do. So I have my own bowling ball, but I suck at it. Oh. I honestly couldn’t tell you the last time I got over 110. Not joking. Hey man, that’s okay. But I have my own bowling ball, but I don’t deserve it at all. No that’s okay, I have my own bowling ball. Do you? Yeah. I inherited it. What colored is it? It’s purple, it’s a purple and black. Mine too. Nice. Purple, black and gray. So much in common. Look at that. Couple of bowling guys. Paint Can and Vince Vaughn. Yeah, we gotta go bowling at dirty holes sometime, man. At dirty holes. We’ve got like everything to open our own place. This should be a movie. Do you wanna make a movie together called dirty holes? Yeah, let’s do it. About two small town kids that go to the big city to open up a bowling alley. Yeah. We can get Vince Vaughn to be in it. Yeah, exactly, that’d be perfect. As himself, as Vince Vaughn. Get the whole cast of “Dodgeball” just be playing in their league every time we go. That’s the little easter egg. Oh man, my dad’s in the bowling hall of fame. Wow. That sounds impressive, and I guess it is impressive. The only thing you have to do to get in the bowling hall of fame is to bowl a 300 in official league play. So my dad bowled a– okay, the only thing. The only thing. That sounds really difficult. Yeah, it’s hard, it’s not an easy accomplishment. But yeah, my dad bowled a 300 when he was bowling in a league. And then he quit. Wow. He’s like, “I’ve achieved everything “there is to achieve in this sport.” Wow. You can’t go up from there, you can’t bowl a 301. Right, yeah. That’s what I hear a lot of bowlers say. That’s gotta be a saying, for sure. Oh man, yeah. “Listen son, you can’t bowl a 301.” “Thanks dad.” Yeah, it’s like when baseball players are like, “Nobody’s batting a thousand.” Yeah. It’s like the bowling version, like, “Can’t bowl a 301.” Yeah, that’s a really good icebreaker. Like, “Oh yeah, my dad’s in the bowling hall of fame.” There’s a lot of fun facts about my dad that are probably good icebreakers. Yeah. Actually, okay, I’m sorry, Jeremy, I have to take a second here. No. I need to give a little PSA to the listeners. ‘Cause I talk about my dad on the show a lot, and he’s a great guy. I joke about going and visiting my dad at his cigar lounge, and I just wanted to preface that and say, please don’t be a weirdo to my parents. Please don’t show up to their place of business, talk to them or ask them to give me a message. Yeah. If you’re looking to go and enjoy a nice cigar or a great cocktail, please do, but please just don’t be a weirdo. I just wanted to say that. That’s good PSA. Because my parents told me that someone came into the lounge asking if they could deliver a message to me. So please don’t do that, anyway. Man, what a world. Sorry, it was on my mind. Oh man, I think that’s the most bowling talk we’ve ever done in a podcast before, that’s good. That’s great. I usually talk about video games and movies. I don’t think we’ve hit bowling like that yet. So that’s pretty huge. That’s good though, I’m glad I was involved in that. Okay, I’m gonna go back to bowling here for a second. Yes, please do ’cause I have more too. Do you have more too? Yes. Okay, question, and this is a weird, hidden memory for me, but did you ever play any bowling games on the computer, specifically polar bear bowling? No way you just brought that up, dude. Yes, yes. What is it called? I don’t know. I think it might just be called polar bear, but you would be the polar bear in the tube, and you would ride down, and you played bowling. It’s called “Polar Bowler”. “Polar Bowler”. “Polar Bowler”, dude. “Polar Bowler”. Dude, you played “Polar Bowler”? Of course I played “Polar Bowler”, dog. Thank you, oh my God, I just had this memory. That’s amazing. Oh my God, one of the greatest games of all time. I don’t know how it wasn’t game of the year in 2007. Seriously, it has a four out of five on WildTangent Games. Well, it’s missing 0.5, but I’ll let it slide. It is. What a great game. I remember going to my grandparents’ house and getting on their computer. Yeah. And playing “Polar Bowler”. No, yeah, my mama had a really old desktop I her room. Oh yeah. Her wardrobe. Yeah. So you’d open it up and it’d be her setup. Yeah. And no, I’d play that all the time, all the time They only use it for “Solitaire”. You just go in and then you’re like, “Hey, can you get off “Solitaire” “so I can play “Polar Bowler”?” Yeah. Oh my God. Oh that’s great, dude. Wait, can you play it? You should be able to, it was a computer game, and then they did it on DS. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Add to wishlist, what do you mean add to wishlist? I wonder if it’s on Steam, I bet it is on Steam. Probably. Cause I’ve gone through and looked back at those old games that I used to play from my childhood. And there’s a lot of ’em on Steam. Old computer games that I used to just have the disc for. I have so many freaking Putt-Putt games. Like “Putt-Putt and Pep’s Balloon-o-Rama”, “Putt-Putt Saves The Zoo”. “Pajama Sam”, did you ever get down with “Pajama Sam”? That sounds really familiar, “Pajama Sam”. They’re all these old Hasbro games, and they’re all these old Hasbro computer games. But they’re all on Steam, and they’re a dollar each. I played a lot of, what’s that, is it “Pinball”? Oh yeah, “Space Pinball” or whatever? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that’s crazy that you brought that up. ‘Cause as soon as you said bowling games, I was like the polar bear, oh man. That’s crazy. It was such a good game. It was genuinely so much fun, you just slide down the slope. Now I wanna play “Polar Bowler”. Seriously. We’re on the same wavelength here. Maybe we should both buy it. We really are. I’ll buy it for you if you buy it for me. I agree. We could get it for each other as a gift. Sounds perfect, that sounds perfect. “Polar Bowler”. What a crazy window of nostalgia. Wow, yeah. I haven’t thought about “Polar Bowler” in ages. That is so great. oh yeah. That just made me so happy, oh my goodness. I love the description for it. It says, “Join a lovable polar bear “in a winter Wonderland of Arctic fun.” I mean, call it like you see it, right. You can’t get much better than. Yeah, hit it right on the head. Yeah. For sure. Oh man, now I just wanna play “Polar Bowler”. You think we could get that set up, Jamie? Next podcast, for sure. Next podcast, okay. Jeremy, we’ll have you come back, and you guys can face off. Yeah. I’d love to. Yeah, one V one me “Polar Bowler”. One V one me “Polar Bowler”. Yeah, oh, that’s incredible. You have a little dream or desire to voice a “Valorant” character, is that correct? That’s something you wish you could do I do, I do, did I say that on Twitter, how do you know that? I don’t know, Jamie stalks anyone that we’re gonna have on the show, and writes down a bunch of facts in a Google doc. And then I read from that. So I believe I definitely do. And I’m pretty sure I said that to see if I could get something free from them. ‘Cause if I said it on Twitter, if you just read through my Twitter, almost all of it’s just me saying, “Oh, this product is really cool.” Yeah. To hopefully have them message me or something. Dude yeah. I did that for Yamaha when I had my little drum tangent. And they messaged me, and they’re like, “How can we help you? “We’d love to help you get a drum set.” And I was like, “Oh, well, I don’t really know what to do.” And they’re like, “You should buy this one.” I was like, “Oh, I have to buy it, no.” So it’s literally, Twitter’s just for me to see if I can get some free stuff. Yeah. But yeah, I’d love to voice some kind of video game character. “Overwatch”, or “Valorant” or any. I think that happened to Nicole my coworker recently, I think she got a free Instant Pot. Really? ‘Cause she tweeted and tagged Instant Pot in something, and they’re like, “We’d love to send you something.” And she got a free instant pot, so it works. It definitely works. That’s a solid free thing. Yeah, that’s a really good free thing. ‘Cause sometimes you get a free thing, you’re like, “Ah, this is cool, but it’s whatever.” But it’s one of those things you never really would’ve used if they didn’t give it to you. Insta Pot, that’s clutch. Yeah. No, I play a lot of “Valorant”. So do you have any good impressions of “Valorant” characters? I really wish I did for you, I really, really do, but I cannot say that I do, at all. I do some pretty good ones. Do you? Yeah. You wanna hear ’em? Bro, hit us with them right now. All right, I’ll do Phoenix first. “Well, you could do that too.” What are some other Phoenix lines? “Your brrr, skrr, brrr.” Wait, what does he say? “Little buy stuff, kaching, little skrr, then we’re done.” Dude, that’s solid. I don’t remember any Phoenix voice lines, bruv. “Let me show you how boss does it.” Oh, “Let show you how to boss does it?” Dang dude. That’s Phoenix. That’s solid for real, for real. That joke is going over a lot of people’s heads. You have weirdly solid impressions. I do a lot of impressions. It’s harder to do ’em on the spot though. Oh, for sure. Every time I try and do ’em on the show, I just am bad. It’s worse than I normally do. It’s when people tell you to do ’em, that it’s not as good as whenever you’re just doing as a joke. Yeah, yeah, I also do ’em much better after I’ve had a couple drinks, that is when I’m at my best. Always, yeah, me too. Do you do any karaoke? Kidding. Yes, it’s not good, but we actually did a lot of karaoke for “IT”. It’s not supposed to be. Oh really? That was our thing, yeah, the director is phenomenal. That’s so much fun, what the freak? Steals the show half the time. Yeah, we did “Bohemian Rhapsody”, that was our thing. You didn’t invite me? I’m sorry, man. Dude. I’m sorry. Come on. I told them to, you were on the short list. I was, that makes me feel better. You were there, yeah. Yeah, don’t worry, you were there. Do you have a go to? I like to ask people their go-to karaoke songs ’cause I feel like it tells a lot about a person. So do you have a go-to karaoke song? I did something by Logic by myself. Something by Logic? Yeah, something from “The Incredible True Story”. The rapper Logic? Yes. Oh wow. “Like Woah”, “Never Been”. You do a little bit of wrapping then? I do, I do. Dude, do you have any hot bars for us today? I don’t have any hot bars, I have done the alphabetical rap. Oh yeah, the one that Daniel Radcliff did on Fallon. Yeah, yeah, I can do to, was two times speed or something. Is that copyright, is the alphabet rap? I feel like that’s a song by someone. It is. Do you have any other non copyrighted raps? Do you have any original materials? I can’t say that I do. Okay, so I did this tour for Safe and Sound Schools, where I went and spoke at schools with my friends over at Chasing da Vinci, and they’re at band, and we wrote a rap, but I honestly can’t remember what it is. But it’s called “The Good Days”. Okay. ♪ The good days ♪ ♪ Yeah they’re fixing the start ♪ ♪ If you wanna light a fire all it takes is a spark ♪ ♪ It’s a new stage and I’m taking the center ♪ ♪ Bring the bad times ♪ ♪ Downsides ♪ ♪ We making them better yeah ♪ Okay. I didn’t want to do that because it was very, it’s the inspirational rap that Disney has. Yeah. So it wasn’t what I wanted to do. That’s okay. But I want to rap at one point, but I wanna wait so my voice gets more mature, so I’m not looked down upon. You know what I mean. That makes sense. Yeah, you don’t wanna be a Matty B rap situation. Exactly. Yeah, not that we don’t love Matty B raps. So I don’t wanna be ahead of my time. Yeah. Yes. Matty B rap’s phenomenal, phenomenal performer and musician. Yes. He just got a lot of hate when he was younger. But the public didn’t think so. Yeah, because he was a little kid. Yes. People like to make fun of kids, especially ones that rap. Yes, Jacob Sartorius is one of those kids. Yeah. Huge shout out to that guy. I don’t know how he does it, to be honest. Oh, I love him. He’s a champ. I would’ve quit 10 times over with how much hate he gets. I know. I don’t understand how he’s alive. He’s such a nice kid too. I had him on the show, I talked to him. Oh really? Yeah, and he’s one of the nicest, most genuine, down to earth people, but yeah, I couldn’t. Yeah. I get one person in the comments of a YouTube video being like, “Trevor thinks he’s way funnier than he is.” And I’m like, that’s it, I gotta retire. Yeah, it’s over. I’m done. Fartmuncher 89 doesn’t think I’m funny. Yeah. It’s tough, it’s tough out here in the streets. It is tough out here in the streets, man. But that’s the thing, is Jacob’s Sartorius, he’s loaded now because all these people keep watching his videos, ironically. Yeah. And so who cares? Right. Guy is make him bank off of people that claim that they hate him. Yeah. But you know you listened to “Sweatshirt” just ’cause you liked it. You weren’t playing in front of your friends ’cause it was ironic, you loved it. I love that song. That’s a banger, that is a certified banger. I thought so. Yeah, that is great. I would sing it right now, but again, copyright. Why can’t we have anything nice on the show? I know, man. Jamie, give me some music rights. Just gimme a list and I will hunt them down, and see how much money. They all cost too much ’cause they’re all bangers. I know. Yeah, yeah. Ideally we would be able to play a Logic song so that Jeremy could rap it, who’s your favorite rapper? Does Post Malone count as a rapper? Yeah. Then’s Post Malone a hundred percent. I love Post Malone. He’s my favorite everything. Dude, he’s the coolest person ever. Have you met him? Yeah, he came in, he was on an episode of “GMM”, and we got to meet him in the kitchen. He came in to do a silly TikTok with us, but he’s genuinely just one of the nicest guys. So cool, but so respectful and kind. And, oh, I just wanna hang out, I just wanna drink 10 beers with him. I just wanna kick back and have a pack of Bud Lights with him, he’s just the nicest guy. I made a knife, right, with this guy called Jason Knight. Okay. Okay, so we made a knife from scratch. Yeah. And he is good friends with Post Malone. So we were supposed to go up to Ohio, I think is where he lives. Yeah. And we were gonna make knives together this summer. I don’t know if that’s gonna happen or not. Do it. But could you imagine making a knife with Post Malone? Dude, that would be freaking sick. Yeah. He loves– So if I get to do that. He loves Rhett & Link, he’s a huge “GMM” fan. Really? Yeah, and it’s so fun when he was on the show. I have a story about that. Because he just is so excited to be there. Sometimes you’ll get a guest and they’re like doing it. They’re promoting something, but you can tell they don’t really know the show that well, they’re happy to be here, but Post Malone is just a little kid in a candy store whenever he is here. And it’s just the greatest thing, but anyway, your story. So there has only been two, I guess three technically. Three people that I’ve ever met that have thrown me off guard. One was Hugh Jackman. Okay. And we had a super awkward handshake, right? He went up for the casual thing, and I went down, and then we, I don’t wanna talk about it. To Hugh? You get the jist. To Hugh, to Hugh Jackterman? Oh, that’s tough, that’s tough. Yeah, it is, it was really tough, it was really bad. And then for the “IT Chapter Two” premiere, I ran into Rhett & Link. And I cannot tell you the mouth vomit that I just gave to them about how much I freaking love them, you don’t even understand, dude. I was like, “So I like my favorite pillow. “Hey guys, welcome, did you enjoy the movie?” And I walked away, it was bad. And I don’t think they knew who I am. We just watched the movie, and these guys were like, “Who the freak was that? Oh no. “They let fans in this premier, “I thought this was a private thing.” Oh my goodness. You don’t understand how off guard, oh dude. No, that’s so funny. Yeah. Oh my God, I think Link’s office. Their office is literally right through this wall. Yeah. I might have to go tell Link ’cause I think he’s here. I might have to go let him know that. I’m sure they haven’t forgotten about it, ’cause it was definitely awful, it was awful. That’s so great. I mean, they’re my bosses, and it’s so funny ’cause I used to be a huge “GMM” fan, I used to be a huge Rhett & Link fan back when I was in high school. Yeah. And now they’re my bosses, and it’s so funny to like see them in that way now. Yeah. Link is a character. I don’t want to get fired for what I’m saying right now. No, he’s notorious though for having some of the most awkward conversations. I don’t know what it is about Link, whenever he has a conversation with you, he’ll make really good eye contact. And then he’ll– Can’t do it. He’ll talk sometimes as if he finished a thought, as if he was gonna say something more, but then he just stops talking. So you think he’s like, oh it didn’t sound like he was done with this thought, and then he just stops talking. And then you’re just kinda like, “Oh, yeah, well.” And then you start talking, I don’t know, it’s great. I love Link, he’s so much fun to talk to. Yeah, no, that’s awesome. No, them and Smosh were the only YouTube channels I grew up watching. Yeah. Oh yeah. I mean, they’re iconic, both of them. They’ve been around for ages, they continue to do stuff. I love the Smosh people, they’re BFFs. I love ’em all, I get to go do fun stuff over there sometimes. Oh yeah, that’s awesome. I’ve got a fun little thing, a fun little game that I wanna play with you. Okay. Right now we’re calling it “Talk Your Way Out” until I can come up with a funnier name. And in the event that I never do come up with a funnier name, then we’re just gonna run with “Talk Your Way Out”. Okay, I’ll keep thinking. But essentially what I’m gonna do, I think you’ve been briefed on this, but I’m gonna give you a scenario, and you’re gonna try and talk your way out of it, as if you were in that scenario. We’ve got a real life actor. We do. A seasoned veteran of the acting industry, I would say. Ooh, thank you. And so this should be good, I’m excited. So the scenario that you’re gonna be talking your way out of is that you are at a charity event, and you are speaking at the charity event, and it is for a way different organization than you thought that it was for. And you didn’t realize this until you got up on stage behind the mic, and then it hit you, “This is not what I thought it was.” So you thought that you were speaking for Helping Hands, which Jamie, is that a real charity? Yes it is. It is a real charity. I’ve just got word from our producer. You thought you were speaking for Helping Hands, but you’re actually speaking for Helping Hanks. Which is a charity dedicated to help Chet Hanks, Tom Hanks’ son. Are you familiar with Chet Hanks? Everybody knows that, right? Yeah. I think I do. He’s the “White Boy Summer” guy. He’s great, he’s hilarious, I love Chet Hanks. Okay. But yeah, wait, what is this part at the bottom, Jamie? What did you write here? “Get his self together and be more Hanks like.” I was trying to make it like what would be the charity doing to help Chet Hanks? Oh, you went really hard on the backstory. I tried. That’s good. So what, we’re trying to make him an actor like his father? Well, I don’t know. Chet Hanks, I think we all agree, could use some help in general. Probably. So we’ll just go, but you just got up on stage. You thought you were speaking at Helping Hands, and this is actually a charity for Chet Hanks, and now you’ve gotta talk your way off the podium. So let’s hear it. I’m gonna do that bit where I get interrupted, and they’re like, “Hey, it’s Helping Hanks, by the way.” Okay, all right, yeah, yeah. That’s where I start. Cool. Am I the host of this event, I’m the guy? I think you’re a guest speaker. They brought you in, kind of a celebrity, like, “Hey, here tonight, we have Jeremy Ray Taylor, star of “IT” and “IT Chapter Two”. Okay. Please, go ahead. Hi everyone, thank you so much for coming out to this amazing charity event. I’ve actually been wanting to do charity for so long, and I’ve been putting it off. And so at 3:00 a.m, one night a couple months ago, I said I’m gonna do it, okay. And so I reached out to this amazing charity company, and they were eager to let me come. I don’t know why, I just figured there were a lot of people lined up to do this kind of thing ’cause it’s such a wonderful charity, but somehow they didn’t have any guest speakers for tonight. So I’m super happy to be here. So thank you all for coming to the Helping Hands– Helping Hanks, Tom, Tom Hanks. Okay, what are we doing, Tom Hanks son? Chet, I dunno, okay. So like I said, thank you all for coming to the Helping Hanks event. This is a really important thing for me. Sorry, I just get so emotional when I talk about Mr. Chet Hanks. As we all know, one of the most famous rappers on the platform, right? And obviously, the man needs help, and that’s what we’re here to do tonight. And so as much money as you can give, even though I think he has the platform to do that for himself, we’re here to do it with him. And I think that anybody whose Tom Hank’s son deserves the love of the world. So thank you so much for coming out tonight, thank you. I’m here with you all ’cause this is so important. Our money could not go to anything better. Thank you all, have a good night. Oh my God, I didn’t know Chet Hanks was a rapper. I believe he is. Yeah, he is, he’s dabbled in rap music. That’s great that you knew that. Everyone knows who Chet Hanks is, come on. I just know him for “White Boy Summer”. That was great. And I believe he’s Hanx, H-A-N-X. I think that is what he, yes, yes, he goes by Hanx. I think that’s great, Hanx. That was phenomenal, I couldn’t have asked for better. Thank you. I love that you just ran with it. You were like, “Oh this is the charity.” That was so great, that’s what acting’s like, Jamie. That was acting. It is. Yeah, I loved it. I mean, you had the whole, you freaking got into character. You had the back story lined up. And you went all the way through, front to back. That was like a clinic. Well, thanks so much. That was phenomenal, I really loved it. Thank you. I love that you also just went with it. You heard the pivot, you were like, “Oh, Chet Hanks. “All right, let’s do it, we’re making money.” Yeah, I already done it in my two mil. “We’re raising money.” There’s no going back now. Hey, yeah. Hopefully Chet Hanks does something good with it. Yes, that is the hope. Oh my goodness, well, Jeremy, I’m noticing that that went by very quickly, but we are running a little bit over, but I had a great time. Are we, I did too. Yeah, I’m looking at the clock over here. We’ve been talking for over an hour now. That’s that small town banter. Little small town bowling alley connection we had there. Like we’re down at the lanes. Yes, for sure, yeah. Down at Wesley’s Garden Lanes. Yep, down at dirty holes on a Friday night, it’s packed. Six leagues are here tonight. You know dirty holes is packed on a Friday night. A hundred percent. Thank you so much for coming on, can we talk again sometime. Of course. You wanna be friends? I’d love to, yes. Dude, so do you, you play “Valorant”, right? I do, well, I dabble, I’m awful at it, so. That’s okay, I don’t care, I don’t discriminate. But I do play little, right now I’m playing “Lego Star Wars” though. Oh, a man of culture, Jamie, you see? A man of culture. This is what a man of culture looks like. Yes. Sorry, Jamie doesn’t get it. She’s not a gamer. It’s okay, we’ll get her there. Once we’re done, once we pause the recording, I’ll get your info and we can game sometime. Yeah. That would be great. Let’s do it. You’re promoting some stuff. You got some cool stuff coming out pretty soon. Yeah. That’s correct, a new movie, “Senior Year”. Yes, “Senior Year”, coming on Netflix, May 13th. Awesome, yeah. It’s a funny one, man, it’s really funny. It’s a little edgy, if I say so myself. A little edgy. That’s awesome, it’s got Rebel Wilson? It does. That’s huge. And anything that has Rebel Wilson, it’s obviously gonna be freaking funny, so. I’m there. Yeah, exactly. So yeah, it comes out on May 13th. Awesome. It’s gonna be one of those movies, you’re watching and you’re crying, and you don’t really know why. Nice. And then you leave, and you’re a better person. That’s the kind of movie I need in my life right now. I think so, we want that, I was gonna say family friendly movie that we can watch with our kids, but it’s not family friendly in the slightest. Good, I hate family friendly. But it was a lot of fun. Awesome. Yeah, I agree. Yeah, “Senior Year”, everybody, check it out, coming out on Netflix May 13th. Yeah, I’m a cheerleader. That’s epic, that’s huge. That took a while to learn. That’s huge money, yes, I bet, that’s no joke. Anything else you wanna promote, socials, anything like that? Tell people where they can find you. Pretty much find me anywhere on all social medias @jeremyraytaylor. I do stream a little bit on Twitch, at JayRayTay12. but I can’t tell you when the next time I’m gonna be streaming is, ’cause I had a schedule about a year ago, and I haven’t streamed since, so. My man, we have so much in common. Yeah. Oh man, well, thank you so much for coming on. I really appreciate it. Of course, man. Thank you for having me, it was a blast. Everybody, that was Jeremy Ray Taylor. Great guy, great kid, a lot of fun. Please go check out “Senior Year”. Be sure to watch it on Netflix, it’s streaming. And also go check out all of his socials and stuff. Keep up with him, see what he’s up to, he’s got a lot of cool stuff. And if you haven’t, go watch the “IT” movies, ’cause they’re good, they’ve been out for a while. I won’t spoil anything, but there is a clown. It’s not a spoiler, Jamie, how did that go? You and him, it’s like the small town feel, what you guys said. It’s like you guys are able to connect over that. Would you say, ’cause Idaho’s not in the south though, anywhere close to it. No. But would you say that being from a state that has a lower population than other states, you guys kind of have that camaraderie? Yeah, you get that little farm town, kind of small town vibes. Even though the town that I grew up wasn’t super small, but I still understand, I understand the vibes. I think it’s my dad is the reason, ’cause my dad calls everyone kiddo, he’s one of those guys. He’ll call someone that’s older than him kiddo. Be like, “Hey kiddo, it’s okay”, or call him kid. And so I think I get that from him, ’cause I just wanna call any guest that’s younger than me kid, even though they’re like a couple years younger than me. Anyway, that was another tangent you get used to those around here. He did a great job at our little “Talk Your Way Out”. Yeah. It was impressive. That one was a tough one. Yeah I feel like no one else would’ve really been able to run with that. No, and he set it up with backstory too. He didn’t just go in, he literally gave us. He’s like, here’s my character, here’s my motivation. Here’s the backstory, here’s how I’m going into it. And then he goes, all right, now let’s go. And he just crushed it all the way through. I mean, very well done, I guess he is a professional. That’s what happens. That’s like when someone asks me to talk about something nonsensical. You can make sense of it. No the… I know. No, I’m saying you take a nonsensical thing– The joke was that I go off on nonsensical tangents a lot. Jamie, now you’re covering your eyes with your little mask because you’re embarrassed, that you didn’t get the haha, funny joke. Haha, funny, That’s Swedish for laugh. I gotta do the rest, Jamie, unless you wanna jump in. Hit ’em with the thanks for listening. Thanks for listening to “Trevor Talks Too Much”. You can catch the show every Tuesday. And the YouTube’s out every following Monday. Is this is an impression of me? Is this an impression of my radio voice that I do when I ease my way into the actual outro? Yes. Thank you for listening to “Trevor Talks Too Much”. Listen every Tuesday to hang out with me and a brand new guest, the video version comes out the following Monday. Wow, you nailed it. I thought I did pretty good. You nailed that, I didn’t even realize. that was an eye opener for me, that’s crazy. Well, everyone, please leave a review. Now I’m gonna try my best to not do it. Please leave a review, it helps us out a lot. 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