Welcome to Good Mythical MORE So Rolling Stone magazine ranked the top 50 songs, in their opinion, of last year. They haven’t done this year yet. And then they also threw out a bunch of songs that they thought were the worst songs of last year. Ooohhh Can we tell the difference, just by having excerpts from the lyrics read to us by Stevie? I’m guessing, for me, no. Um, what’s the word? What does this word mean? Quomodocunquize Quomo, Quomo, Quomodocunquize I mean, Wow, that doesn’t look like English. There’s an N-Q, N-Q-U Quomodocunquize Quomo Quomaqu, quomodoc Quomo-da-quiz So quo, is like quote, like word? Yeah, and then mod Modo means change. Changing words, what does C-U-N mean? It’s just a connector to quiz, which is a test. So it’s um, it’s a test that keeps changing while you’re taking it. Taken in Cancun. A vocabulary It’s a quiz taken in Cancun quiz, that constantly changes. To make or earn a living by any means possible. Come on. Why? Why would that, why would you even do that? If you use this word, in like regular conversation, or even like a journal, I just think you’re a bad person. Yeah. Like, see, we’re both salty today. You know what I’m saying? I just think, if you choose to use this word, like you know what this word means, To make a living my any means and you’re like “I’m gonna to use quomodocunquize in my my times article today.” I mean, come on, gimme a break. I mean, Nobody talks like that To make a word by any means possible. Yeah, oh yeah, now we’re talking. All right, Stevie. Let’s hear the first lyrics, buddy. Smooth like butter, like a criminal undercover Gon’ pop like trouble breaking into your heart like that Ooh, cool shade, stunner, yeah I owe it all to my mother Hot like summer, yeah, I’m making you sweat like that Break it down Cool shade stunner, yeah I owe to my mother Hot like summer Yeah, making you sweat like that Break it down This is horrible. I think this, this is a This is a not hawt song. I think this is, this is hot, like summer. What is that? It’s the name of the song Who sings that? I don’t know, Katie Perry? I don’t know. Uh I think it’s hawt. I think this is a good pop song. Yeah! And I had trouble not just singing it and I can’t sing it now, but this is Butter by BTS. Ha. Oh, It ranked at number 17 on the Rolling Stones 2021 top 50 songs. Can’t say anything negative about BTS. No, no, we love it. Like literally, I’m not allowed to We’re pro army. I mean, we’re not necessarily, I’m not gonna say I’m part of the army, but I’m pro army in this case. Hot like summer. Very pro- What? Is that, should I not say that? Is the army gonna get mad at me for saying that I’m pro army? Stay out of it man, stay out of it, yeah I love BTS in all forms. All your little fake friends will sell your secrets for some cash Hey, Hey, Smile in my face, Then put your cig’ out on my back. Oh If you ever see me, just get to running like the flash. Ha Put your cig out on my back? Man, you can get away with singing anything in a pop song. It just, it doesn’t matter. It’s just what it, what it sounds like. And you know how, they’ll pronounce wooords diffeerentlyy, so you don’t understand what they’re saaayiing. All your little fake frieeends will seeeell your secrets forsomecash Hey! Hey! Smile in my faaace then you put your cig’ out on my baaack Yeah. Ifyoueverseeme, gettorunningliketheflaash. Yep, that’s probably exactly how it goes. And the audience is like, “Oh, that’s, that’s cool.” Hey man, the way you sang that makes me think that’s hawt, but nawt. Cig’ out on the back? That can’t make, that’s not top 40 material I like, smile in my face, put your cig’ out on my back. I like that. I like a good flash reference. That means, it’s a, it’s a back stabber Hawt, I’m going with hawt. I’m going nawt. It’s hawt. It’s a Willow Smith featuring Travis Barker track called Transparent Soul. Oh, she probably did say the words differently. And it ranks at number 29. Travis Barker, Travis Barker He, you know, he’s showing up a lot. He’s in a Kardashian situation now. Yeah, he’s in that. He’s in that relationship. Your career will just sky rocket So many tattoos if you find a way to get into that world. He’s collaborating with lots of pop stars, rappers. If we wanted to be involved in the Kardashian situation, like what would be our in? Because obviously we’re both happily married men. So we’d have to be like- Cuddle Queen Jean! Cuddle Queen Jean, she’s been on the show. She was on the Kardashians, I think we- So we could like show up at the gate and be like, “yes, we know Cuddle Queen Jean.” Oh, they got a new house, We could be gutter cleaners. Gutter cleaners, I’m good at gutters. We’re here to clean your gutters I’m gonna stand on his shoulders to clean the gutters. We’re gonna be wearing cutoff jean shorts, pretty much nothing else. Reaching up, cleaning those guts for ya Next on The Kardashians, Going deep in your guts, getting out smut. Rhett and Link in nothing but jean shorts, cleaning the gutters. They probably got those gutters that don’t need cleaning. You know what I’m saying? The gutters that just have the thing on the top, on the commercial. Yeah, they probably got that. We just show up and say we’ll clean anything, in these shorts. We’re the cleaners. Do you think that would do it, Stevie? Yes Topless maids, that’s what we are Exactly, you would become Travis Barker. I mean you get, you get in with that group, Off to the races! Clap de-clap, de-clap, clap, Slow clap, Side stepping people down the hall, Slow clap Oh, Winter, Spring, or Summer or the Fall [Rhett And Stevie] Slow clap Hey! All right, now Rhett I’ve not heard this song, but I do know that it’s referring to the buttock cheeks, hitting each other, The buttock cheeks, Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh hitting each other. Clap de-clap de-clap, clap, Slow clap sidestepping people down the hall, slow clap, Winter, Spring, Summer, or Fall, my butt cheek go together and they make a noise. I thought the slow, I thought the clap was a STI. And this is just when it comes on slowly. You’re thinking like a, you’re thinking like a doctor, not like a hip dude. You got a case of the slow clap, It’s gonna last all Winter, Spring, Summer and Fall. I gotta say, this is, this is hawt. I’m going with nawt, I’m gonna get one of these right. No, this is, this is gonna be stupid, this is nawt. This is, Slow Clap by Gwen Stefani and Saweetie, It’s nawt, it’s nawt hawt. Hold on, you’re telling me that Gwen and Saweetie did something together that’s not awesome? Who knew? I don’t believe that. Clap, de-clap, de-clap. Is there a music video for this? Yeah, we’d have to see that to really judge. Is there a music video? We’d have to look at it to see. They did a music video, right? We’re gonna have to take a look at the music video. Okay, we can play the muted music video for only you if it exists, and not show it to anyone else. Yeah, yeah, yeah Now you got a title, Rhett and Link watch Saweetie on mute. Yeah, right there you go, clicks. Oh, wow. See? Yep, there it is. There’s the left cheek. There’s the right cheek. And there they’re coming together. No, they’re not showing it to us. All right give us the next. They know better than that. You said open up your mouth and tell me what you mean, I said, I’m gonna marry the scariest girl on the cheerleading team, Press your teeth into my neck and watch me bruise, Tomorrow wake up feeling so confused I’m confused by hearing about this. First of all, it’s, it’s a forced rhyme to have to rhyme mean with cheerleading team, cause we all know it’s a squad and not a sport. Ho, ho ho ho hold on. No, no, I believe, I believe in this because, this, by calling in a team, you’re basically saying that you understand that it is a sport. Oh yeah, it is a team, it’s not a squad. So this is pandering, trying to reach the cheerleading demo. Cuz you could, you could be like, you open your mouth and tell me what you want, I said, I’m gonna marry the scariest girl and the cheerleading squad. You know you could, you could rhyme want and squad, if you really, really wanted to. But this person, whoever this was, is making a definitive statement about cheerleading being a sport. Okay, now the video is getting ready to go Press your teeth into my neck and watch me bruuuuise You can just, tomorrow wake up feeling so confused You can just have, you can just have the video just kind of just playing, just for reference. Okay, okay. It, we got some double dutch happening. I don’t see any butt cheeks. How could this be a bad song? It’s fun looking. I mean there’s some double dutch happening. They are in a high school, there’s basketball. Now when does Blake Shelton show up? Be the captain, I’ll be the pirate You’re Billy the kid And I’ll be the Wyatt. Does Blake Shelton come in and do a country verse? No. Clap, de-clap, de-clap Okay, she just clapped her hands, I don’t see any booty claps. I think maybe that’s why this didn’t work. Oh, oh, they’re getting ready to, yeah, here we go, there we go. Okay, yep. There was a little bit. Yeah, okay. Wow, all right. Okay, yep. I mean when you double dutch, you get a little booty clap. Yep, yep, yep. Mm-hm Okay, there, there it is, they’re in their locker room. That’s like me and you in the locker room back in high school. Remember how we used to do that? Just getting down low and We would get across from each other wagging our knees out like this. When you wag your knees, I think that’s when you get the booty clap. Yeah, it certainly looks like it sucks. Okay, I believe that this one is, uh nawt hawt. The cheerleading team one is nawt hawt. Yeah. This, this doesn’t seem- It would seem that way, uh But it is hawt. It was at number 42, it’s called Head Cheerleader by the band Pom Pom Squad. Not heard of them. Anybody know about them? Pom Pom Squad. No fans here? I mean the, the pop list, I mean, that’s just not a, that’s not a place that I go that often. How do you get to these songs? Uh, what do you mean? Like, don’t listen to the radio. Well, yeah, like if you go to like a Spotify or an Apple Music, there’s a pop category. I think it’s broadly top 50 though, I don’t think it’s just pop top 50. But I don’t go to that part of like, that part of streaming land either. Yeah There’s a lot of music happening, On Spotify there’s a pop category, that’s just going right over my head. there’s a pop category. Ain’t nobody gonna tell me how to live, I am a giant of a man, I do what I please, I got respect for all that’s around me and expect the same for me Ain’t nobody gonna tell me how to live, I’m a giant of a man, I do what I please, Well, this just sounds like my theme song. I got respect for all this around me and expect the same from me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I show respect, and I expect respect. This is, this is a reasonable principled way to live your life. I am a giant of a man. This doesn’t even sound like a, like a top 40 hit. This is, this is awful. Is this, I mean, could this be Lil Nas X? I am a, he wouldn’t say I’m a giant of a man, would he? He’d say anything he wants. I’m a giant. But, I, you will not be surprised by who this is. Who’s a giant of a man? No, more like who would have these lyrics. Shaq? Is Shaq back on the top 40? Oh! You think this is country music? This is when The Rock tried to rap. Yes. Everybody loved it though. I mean, you gotta love everything he does. It is a rock But you’re saying hawt But not The Rock. Everybody loved that song. Right? This is Kid Rock? Yeah. It’s still the, okay. Oh, this is Kid Rock? They’re hating on Kid Rock. Yeah, it’s Kid Rock featuring Monster Truck Don’t tell me how to live, that’s what it’s called. And yeah, it’s nawt. Yeah, they’re not happy about that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Hey, we wanna remind you to check out Josh and Nicole’s podcast, A Hot Dog is a Sandwich. It’s a, it’s a food fight, but verbal. They debate food topics. You’ll learn a lot about food, you’ll have some takeaways for the water cooler convos in your life, which you know, no water cooler required. Also, check out Mythical Kitchen as a channel, where Josh talks about mayonnaise a lot. Josh is a giant of a man, nobody can tell him what to do with mayonnaise. Hey you, forever and ever you’re gonna wish I was your wifey, Should’ve held on, Should’ve treated me right, I gave you one chance, You don’t get it twice Twice, Twice-y Hey you, And we’ll be together never, So baby, you can bite me Oh dang. You can bite me. So These lyrics are hawt Kind of gave up at the end there. Treated me right, rhymes with bite me. And wifey, rhymes with twice-y. I think they probably said twice-y, You don’t get it twice-y. I like this, hey, Forever and ever you’re gonna wish I was your wifey. We’re gonna be together never, so baby you can bite me. Dang. That’s hawt. I’m a giant of a man and I still respect these lyrics. Speak your truth singer. This is hawt. I don’t care even if they said it wasn’t This is Avril Levigne. Oh, she’s back. Her song Bite Me, and it is nawt. It is nawt hawt. Hold on, she’s back and she’s not bringing it? She didn’t bring it. I’m surprised. Okay, this is the last one. She’s not clapping enough. And, is there a score? Oh yeah, Link you’re winning by one. Whew, what a relief. Like, life’s so fun, Life’s so fun, Like, got my mini skirt and my roller blades on bag on my side cuz I’m out till dawn Oh keeping it light like silk chiffon Dang, this makes me want to be with this person at a night out. You know? The roller blades, the bag, keeping it light, staying out till dawn. Life’s so fun on roller blades! I’m gonna take my jean shorts and my bucket of water, and my sponge. Listen, I don’t want to be on roller blades til dawn. Like your feet going be hurt. I mean just once, once a month. Oh yeah, that’s even worse man. Cause you have just once a month, Cause you’re not ready for it. you let it all hang out. Mini skirt, Give me a couple of days to recover. and roller blades. Hey, life’s so fun! Life’s so fun, I say it twice. I like the message here. What is silk chiffon? Is that a spice? It’s the white stuff underneath a skirt, frilly white stuff under a skirt. The slip? Isn’t it? It’s like the bushy cloudy stuff underneath a poodle skirt. Uh, yeah. Yeah. Yep. Keeping it light. It’s kind of like, if you stuffed a bunch of doilies underneath someone’s skirt. This is hawt, this is so hawt. It’s gotta be hawt. Is it real hawt? It’s gotta be hawt. Is it real hawt? Cause we’re not gonna end one that’s nawt hawt, but just for the sake of the attempt at a tie, I’m gonna say it’s nawt. I fan girl so hard for this band, Muna featuring Phoebe Bridgers, Silk Chiffon. It is on the hot list. Hold on It’s at number 12. Oh wow. So, so it’s a band that’s not very Phoebe, that Phoebe just did a little collab with? Muna is actually I believe under Phoebe Bridger’s label. And then this was a collab that they did and it’s so catchy, but Muna is just such a, it’s such a great band. And of course Phoebe Bridgers is, is awesome too. And this song is, was very hard not to sing as I was reading the lyrics. Dang, okay. When we stop this, Stevie, you’re gonna sing all these songs for us. Yeah, yeah. Remember that time Stevie sang the Mr. Rogers song? She sang the Mr. Rogers song, and then she also sang like another, it was like a hard rock song one time. Who was that? Blink182? Yeah. Yep, don’t forget to go over to our Instagram. You know what to say. I feel like I’m doing like, the force or something. Like you’re holding a baby. Like the baking force. Sh sh sh sh, use the baking force, use the baking force. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Oh, oh, oh, uh oh Do it. Oh! Are we getting, no no no.