MB 103: The Problem With Sharing Clothes

Doing work on my laptop. Oh, it’s cold in here. Oh, here we go. What are you doing? I’m putting on this jacket. It’s a little nippy in here. It’s my jacket. Oh, do you wanna wear it? No. Do you mind if I wear it? Yeah. It was just sitting there being unused. Why can’t I use your unused jacket? Because that’s not what people do. It’s wear your own jacket. I didn’t bring a jacket. Well, tough tatas, put it back, man. The purpose of a jacket is to keep someone warm, okay? Don’t do that, don’t put your hands in my pockets. Oh, gimme a break. What the hell? That’s my pudding pocket. Tried to warn you. Your pudding pocket? Yeah, my pudding pocket. Pudding pocket? I put pudding in my pocket. You put pudding in your pocket? It’s my prerogative. I put pudding in my pocket. Don’t you? Of course I do. I’m a person.

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