Welcome to Good Mythical More. There’s certain things that you shouldn’t really ask your friend, even though they’re a friend. Some questions that are off limits. And you kind of know that, but sometimes you need us to tell you that. That’s what we’re here for. Yep. But first, we’re gonna play Ready, Pet, Go! Where we look at one of your pets that you submitted with #GMMReadyPetGo and we name it. Well, we try to guess the name. This one’s from Famsquad, oh. Look at that tongue coming out. He’s like ha, ha, haa Look at little Barney. That’s a girl Is that that’s a terrier of sorts? See there’s no Wiener down there. Is that a Scotty? No, it’s a… Felicia? No, no it might be like a literal, like, isn’t that the name of a dog? Oh, the breed? I think it’s some kind of terrier. The breed? sat. Terri terrier. Ralph. No. Oh yeah. It is a girl. Abigail. Is that your guess? Or do you know? Yeah. I feel like it’s an Abigail. I, you think it’s a human name? If so, I think it could be Tina. I think human names on dogs are very in right now. Oh. Yeah. But that’s an older dog. Is it? I mean… You’re doing the whole like gray fur equals older dog thing. Yeah. Which Ringo gets a lot. How old is your dog? He looks so old. Ringo’s what? Three Doris Francis. Ooh, good, good, good. Doris is good. Right? Let’s see. What is it? Piggy. Piggy. Piggy’s a cute name. But what does that, I mean, what are we trying to say about. Piggy piggy, piggy, Muppets fan. You know, I lot, she looks so cute. I just want, she looks so be licked by that tongue. Oh my God. All right. Sorry. Fam squad So how are you gonna show this to us? Is this, is this tweet. I’m gonna, yeah, these are tweets. So we ask the mythical beasts, you know, if they have friend issues that they need to. Yeah. Cool, cool. Ask you to address. And they tweeted back at us and there’s some interesting responses that we, we got here. Let me give you, let me, let me demo one for you. Just a demo. So nice to talk to our wives. Just, yeah, it was a good trick. Take. The middle of the day. Little, little, little, little demo conversation. I was gonna ask you why Jasper was crying if… because he wants to get into. Because he wasn’t in the chamber thing. Oh, he wasn’t. Or he wanted to get out. I don’t know. I didn’t see the picture. Oh, okay. Okay. Here is a tweet. My old roommate once kept peeled cucumbers wrapped in cling wrap in the fridge and they never ate them. When I asked what they were for, they told me to forget about it. Oh Gosh! Then one late night I saw them open the fridge, unwrap one of them and rub it on their armpits, like deodorant. This is from Matt Harrell. Should Harold go back and get answers from his old roommate? My mind was in a deeper gutter than that. I’ll just say that right up top. Cause that, that’s deeper what you thought. nice chilled cucumbers. Where are all after? The snap ability, those things is way. Too high, right? Not if you get the right breed. Oh, no. I think you’re thinking of frozen cucumber. You gotta get the right breed of cucumber. I think it’s gotta be frozen. I, you said Brie and like, I mean. Yeah, you gotta use Brie. Yeah. Okay. Rub cucumber arm pit. I, I think it’s, this is, it is a natural deodorant, which is. That doesn’t wild, wild. That it naturally does not work. I mean, you, you had the bowels to ask the first question, which is, why is this in here? So why not just keep going? Why did that ation? So this isn’t a confrontation. This is not a, Hey, I happen to see you in action one night. This isn’t telling them that, right. This is like asking a follow up question. It’s like, Hey, you told me to forget about, you told me to forget about that. Yeah! But actually, you know what I saw, I saw something on the internet where people were using cucumbers for deodorant. Is that what you do? Or… how about that? I would have to you’d have to keep it general. I, I saw a video on the internet where someone was rubbing them under their armpits. Is that what you do? And why? Sure. Now… You could just Google it. What is the goal of this conversation? We could Google it right now. I Googled it. And it’s like, you know, cucumber sent to deodorant, pops up everywhere. And then a question that’s like, what’s the best deodorant for your private parts also pops up. But I can’t find just rubbing in a cucumber. Brie in the private part. Yeah! Don’t put brie A nice room. Tim. A nice warm Brie Oh Gosh! But what, but what’s the goal here? What are you? I mean, you already know what you’re gonna know. You know that they use it as deodorant. You, you gotta learn anything new it. Yeah. That was well, no, no, no, no, no. Here’s the thing they say and rub it on their armpits, like deodorant. So it could be like, there could be like a, you know, you have a gland in your armpit and the cucumbers are cold Gland. What do you mean?- Yeah! Like a swollen, a swollen gland. I positive there’s. Gland in. Your own pit. I think there’re yeah. Maybe. Yeah. Maybe there’s some kind of. Glance. Love cucumbers. I don’t understand why you wouldn’t be able to ask this question. Well, cause they said, because they already dodged the question. Yeah, don’t worry about it. I would just let it go because they basically said don’t ask. So don’t ask, respect their respect, their wishes. And as long as they put ’em in a certain section of the fridge, because now that you know what they do with them, you don’t want to get caught dead eating that thing in a salad. You know what I mean. Well, this is an old roommate. Well, they put ’em back is the real question. Well, I think you can use a cucumber multiple times. No, I, I think you don’t put it back. Let’s see the next one. I don’t think you, I just think you outta respect. If they say, do not ask. Car makes a good point. It says my old roommate once and, and we, we are interpreting that as a former roommate could, could have been an, an elderly, elderly roommate person. Oh. This. Is my elderly roommate. Yeah! Don’t put an nail. With a bad glands with those hot glands that needed to get cold. Hit the D in that. Okay. Glands. I’ll never forget this day. In high school, I had been eating Cheetos and I got the ever annoying Cheeto dust fingers. I couldn’t find a napkin. And my friend goes, nah, I got it. And she put my fingers in her mouth. I’ve literally never been so horrified. And we never spoke of it. It’s from at Faz Magore. Okay. Well, there’s a lot to unpack here because if this is somebody that you were potentially attracted to, this could be a little bit sexy, but it sounds like that was at least not the case from the person whose fingers were licked. Cuz they thought it was gross. Cuz this could have been an overture. That was not returned. I don’t. Okay. Well that’s that? I get it, but I don’t think that’s the most likely scenario. Well like I don’t know. I guess you’re right. Either way. I just don’t. I don’t think… it’s not talking about it is no way to go through your life if somebody does something to you that freaks you out. But this is the past. This is a, this is a memory. So are they gonna like call up this person and be like, hello? No, I, I am saying at the, at that yeah, yeah. This isn’t something you bring back up. Hey. But you gotta, you know, it’s like, you just don’t wanna let somebody have their way with your fingers and you never, you never get clarity on it. Like that’s not, that’s not you, you have that right and I think you should exercise it. I just don’t like the idea of it’s just, that’s the part that’s disturbing to me is the not asking the action of licking the fingers. Involuntarily is just, you know, it’s just a matter of taste, taste or comedy or something else. But the not asking is I think is the real problem here. I think you’ve got the problem for not asking. Like my fingers’ I’m your. Fingers’ sorry. So you’re saying you’re talking, you’re just basically saying consent. No, I’m saying the problem is the person who did, who never spoke about it. Like don’t, don’t never speak about it. Like that’s. It’s still unclear. That’s the mistake. You’re saying the person who wrote to us made the mistake of not talking about it. Yes, yes. Okay, cuz it sounded like you were you’re the problem box about, about consent this whole time, but no, no, no. You don’t care about that’s. That’s what I was trying to clarify. Got it. Got. It. I, yeah, I could. It’s a worthy soapbox to get on, but. You should ask if you’re gonna lick somebody’s fingers. Absolutely. You should say, can I, may I lick your fingers? Yeah. I because like, Hey may I take care of that? May I take care of that? I mean, I assumed that they were friends or something. Yeah! Obvious! Yeah! Don’t do something to somebody without their consent. Yes! That’s the big headline I’m like beyond that because that’s obvious And then I’m to I’m I’m to victim blaming. Yeah. Right. I was about just to be clear that you weren’t making the point about consent. You were saying that the person whose fingers were lick should have just spoken up. It’s like you’ve you’ve you dug two big holes for yourself here. So I think we’re gonna stick with, I do ask permission. If you want to link somebody’s fingers. Like you’re the, you are the victim, but I’ll tell I’ll. Yeah. Yeah. Here you go. Let’s see what happens. You have the right to speak up. Yes! and you should exercise it. Right? Right. I want to champion your voice. Yeah. Yeah. This is good. There you go. I think you, I think you still got one foot and a hole, but you got one foot out. Yeah. It’s like don’t they did something to you. Don’t let don’t. Don’t let, ’em put you in alerts where you’re spending an rest of your life wandering. Okay, you, you might have insight into this one. My best friend from elementary school had very religious parents and I went to her house to watch toy story. And every time they said Woody’s name, it was edited out. I still don’t know if her dad edited out the name Woody from the tape or what? Okay! AK Jackson. Now. Okay. I believe I know what this is. And this is gonna be a little bit of a throwback memory. I’m gonna see if you remember this. So there was a time in which we were contacted. This is probably, this is maybe almost a decade ago to play Woody in toy store. Like we were gonna talk in unison. Yeah! Right! Each we were gonna be each half of him. No. Then they went with Tom Hanks. We were contacted by a company that had a software that was like called angel something. And it was a software that you could basically like stream movies through and it would automatically censor out things. And they wanted us to be like the spokespeople for it because they were like, you guys are, do you guys do clean comedy? Put Woody in there. And, and I, I, I, what I’m guessing, there’s. A bank of words. Oh there’s bank of words. And Woody is definitely in it. And it was just, this was kind of an indiscriminate accidental beeping of Woody. That probably changes the whole thing about changing the whole like connotation of every scene with Woody in it. Hey beep you know, it’s just like. It probably just dropped it out, but it didn’t beep it, it might have beeped it, but I wow. But. You remember that? I’ve forgotten that. Yeah. And I think that this technology was in this home, like it was a service like this guy didn’t take the VHS and. Yeah. So, so explain to me, I just don’t get how it would work with VHS tape. Cause did they say VHS? Well toy story. The first toy story would’ve been on VHS. Yeah. Well, but then later it. Cause they said, I still don’t know if her dad edited out the name Woody from the tape or what? And this was elementary school. VI, vid angel. Let’s not do a plug here. Not a sponsor, but it’s yeah. This is a thing. This is fast. There’s also something called clean speak. It’s a profanity filter entity filter. I don’t understand how it works. But click on it, click on where it. Says it’s 10 bucks a month. How it works. And believe me, when I say it’s worth every penny. Are you reading something? Or I’m somebody who did a review of it? How does it, how does it work? Oh, okay. Watch the most popular shows from top streaming services with filters. So, you pay a subscription. See, but I’m not asking how it works now cuz like of sure. They figured that out now and streaming services and whatever. But I like VHS tape, like specifically I don’t, I don’t get how that technology would’ve worked. I mean it could, Oh! this is crazy. He could have done it himself. So like they’ve got like Outlander and it, and it shows you like the timeline in each area. Like, okay, if we get rid of sex nudity in, in a modesty, this is how many blanks it’ll have. If we get rid of violence, graphic and or non graphic violence, it’ll get rid of this many in language, profanity and slurs. Wow and connect your streaming services. You can connect all these. I mean, yeah, we’re doing an ad for this thing. I mean Hey, if that’s your thing, I, well, Stevie, what we are proving is that there is a market for this and it had to start with people who wanted it. And a few people, maybe this dad who are like, I’m gonna do this myself. Yeah, it’s worth every penny. But because it’s the word Woody. It seems automatic. It seem, it. Seems like it seems automatic. Because nobody’s, nobody’s like, oh, kids can’t hear this guy’s name. Yeah! So, I can. Yeah. So maybe it was… I think they’re using. Tape loosely, but. Yeah, maybe it was a different time. Maybe this person’s like actually in middle school or something that treated at us right. You know what it is in the early days of these services, they outsourced it to people who in non-English speaking countries and they just have words and they’re like, what do oh, yep. So they didn’t know the context. This is someone who’s amazing. Who’s manually bleeping out Woody. That’s wild. I wish I had that job. Let’s hear another one a after we remind you about our record, we covered Brooks and Dunn, neon moon, our favorite Brooks and dun song and boots scoot and boogie. But we did it in the year 3000. And we bleeped out every mention of Woody. So to get there’s no Woody sing Brooks and dun in the year 3000 vinyl joined third degree, quarterly or annual by June 30th, every year we release a vinyl record. And as a mythical society, third degree member, you get to add to your collection. We also Blad out Jimmy and Dick. Yeah. Yeah. I had a friend who had a bug infestation in their house can happen to anyone, no judgment judgment there at all, but. Yep. They would kill them by thumb, tacking them to the wall and would just leave them there. This is from at rainbow thought. This is like the, the boy next door in toy store. Yay. Now I would gotta say sometimes I’ll go into like a store, like a, like a, like a curiosity sort of shop and they’ve done just that. And they’ve got those really awesome pictures of really like those insects. Or like Bob Curio boxes. Yeah! It’s like museum curations. This is just museum curation slash serial killer type behavior. So it, it could go either way. Yeah! What this person ended up doing is this person now an entomologist. I think you got a, you know, it’s like, you know more about your friend than we do. And it’s like, you, you, you know which direction this is going. If they’re like, otherwise they’re like a studious nature loving person, then it’s like, Hey, what’s this practice that you’re doing here. Well, but if they’re like demented and like. Yeah, it might be a sign of things to come. Yeah. You just, maybe you, I wouldn’t, you don’t wanna ask too many questions. Just yesterday. I, I was taking a bathroom break and I number. One. I’m number two, number one. And I’m walking up to the bathroom and you know, it’s, I see that it’s closed. But as I’m getting closer, all of a sudden the door swings open and kg runs out, like she’s seen a ghost. She says there’s a bug in there. And I was like, I’ll take care of it. So I AGS not in the room right. Now. I don’t think so. So I, I go into the bathroom and it is a, it’s a moth, a moth has made it into the bathroom. Oh, yeah! And so I was like, you know, I’m gonna let number one or number two, number one, I’m gonna the moth I’m I I’m, I begin to urinate. As I see him sort of flooding around. I’m like, okay, well I’m gonna let him tire himself out a little bit. My parts on your TWI, go about my TWI. I TWI, I go about my Stuy little brains, my, my business. And he, he lands. So I, I, I finish my business. Did you just like whi up there and him like, and I’m get out. I don’t have that kind of pressure anymore, but I, I take some toilet paper and I’m like, I’m gonna do, I mean, I don’t do the catch and release. I’m sorry. Especially for a moth, just so you know about a Thumbtack. So I was just gonna do the bam, just the boom, boom, kill crush, throw into the toilet, a toilet. I spent approximately four minutes trying this. This dude was so like, he, he anticipated it every time. I just wasn’t quick enough. You know, sometimes you get like the slow moths that had been in there for a while. This was a new moth. He had, he had all the SP brightness. And so eventually I was just like, I gave up, sorry, kg. I told you I was gonna take care of it. I definitely didn’t. And I didn’t tell anybody about it until right now. Did anybody go into the bathroom on the left and having an, an altercation with a moth yesterday? Cause that was my fault. But I’m being impressed if you did it with a Thumbtack. Yeah. I, I wouldn’t judge you. To get the red link, seeing Brooks and done vinyl join third degree, quarterly or annual by June 30th, mythical society.com for details.