It almost landed before I finished the main episode, Rhett. What would we have done? Welcome to Good Mythical More. Is everything better parfaited? I don’t think so. We have a working theory. But first, let’s donate $1,000 to Urgent Action Fund for Women’s Human Rights to aid in their mission to partner with women’s movements worldwide to support women’s human rights. Defenders striving to create cultures of justice, equality, and peace. Join us in giving urgentactionfund.org. They’re doing a lot of amazing things. Go over there and check out the website. Boom, boom. All right, so as you saw, there was an array of wonderful meals, which are not typically parfaited, and- I just had a lot of dessert. We’re parfaiting them. Had so much dessert. I know. Dessert before your meal. Now you gotta eat your meal as if it were a dessert. My body is saying, “Man, you just finished eating. It’s time to get in the hammock.” You got a hammock? I do have a hammock. You do? It’s scrunched up into a carrying case. So I have it with me at all times. You set it up outside your house? It’s my pocket right now. Is that a hammock in your pocket? No, it’s not, but it is at my house. Do you set it up outside? I camp in hammocks sometimes. As you know, now I got a swing- What trees? In my backyard. The two posts of my pergola. Oh. Rhett, are you excited? It looks like we’ve got- You grab a spoon, Neal. Barbecue. I’m not gonna make me eat this by myself. Barbecue, baked beans, slaw. What’s that in the middle, Nicole? That’s mac and cheese. And actually, so this one is called sides. ‘Cause it’s like the sides. It’s called sides. Barbecue sides parfait. You were so excited to say that. This one’s called- I just love the way these look. Sides. They’re just so pretty. This one looks good, but you really gotta dig to get down into the beans. If you want to get beans, you gotta dig deep. Did you get a bean? You got some beans. I’m going in where you went into. Hm, this really works. It’s like somebody who went in the cave, and I just followed the same path. Good gosh, that’s good. I got a bean there. ‘Cause I mean, I like to mix these things together. If I’m eating a nice barbecue meal, I like to mix my sides. All of these sides work well together. I call this sides. But you gotta say barbecue because- Okay, sides, asterisk, barbecue. No, I think you just say sides. Sides. Then you know what you’re talking about. We call this one sides. That one definitely passes the test. Okay. I was wrong. That is nice. Sides is good. And that is correct grammar. Leave it over there visual, so people don’t forget about it. There we go. That’s number one. Don’t wanna cover that up ’cause I wanna talk about it in a second. In fact, I’m gonna talk about this mug. Yeah, do that. We got a new mug. Right now, you know? We got a new mug. Y’all know about what we’re doing over there at sike.la. 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Sike, sike, sike, sike. That’s just fun. That’s just fun. That’s so fun. Go to sike.la to get that, and tell us that we sent you. ‘Cause it’s our site. All right, we have- Tell us that we sent you. Tell us that we sent you! It’s like something you’d say- What is this? A BLT-fait? Close. BLTP-fait. It’s close. It’s a club sandwich. Club sandwich. And there’s a stick in there so it doesn’t move around. But it doesn’t matter ’cause it’s in a milkshake glass. Ah, Nicole, you’re having too much fun. Nicole’s on something today. No, I’m just so excited. These glasses excite me. Now, I’m gonna try to- whoa, did you see that? One in a million chance that that just happened. Replay! Put that on TikTok. GIF it! I’m gonna see if I can get by the tomato. Get down here. I think there’s another tomato. There’s a piece of bread- You try to get past one tomato, and you run right into another. That’s kinda life. The layers of bread in this thing… What is happening? All I got is bread and mayonnaise. I think that this might be an illustration of why this is not a great idea. Hey, well, we’re finding out, bro. A sandwich… All I got is mayonnaise. You got a little bit of tomato, I think. It’s a good tomato. Ugh. It’s a good tomato. It’s a really good tomato. Try it. No, thank you. The bacon could be a little crispier. Oh, there’s Turkey. But see, I’m not enjoying it like a parfait. I’m enjoying it like a sandwich that I’m trying to get out of a hole. You know what I’m saying? It’s like, “Man, I’m so hungry. But I dropped my sandwich in a hole.” That’s exactly it. I dropped my sandwich in the drain. I’m a plumber. I’m a plumber, I hadn’t put in the guard on yet, having a little sandwich break, drop it in and then- Oh, God. Crap. I hate it when this happens. Oh, but I gotta eat. I gotta eat. A plumber gotta eat. Tell us that we sent you. What? What was it? Tell us that we sent you? Yeah, that’s what I said. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it’s our site. That sounds like something that would be on a plumbing truck. Why? I don’t know, it’s just like, “Tell us that we sent you.” It’s something that is catchy if you see it on a van. Well, I wanna know that they’re going to sike.la because we sent them. And when I’m a plumber, I want people to know that they saw my van. So what happens is- If my memory serves me correctly. Tell us that we sent you so that when they show up at the house, you say, “How’d you find out about us?” “Your van.” Right. Exactly. You see what I’m saying? Yeah. It’s marketing. I think this one- This sucks. I think this one’s gonna work, so. Nah, let’s go with this. This seems like it should work. What is it? That’s a salad. It’s a house salad. It’s a Cobb salad, but you were really close. It’s a Cobb salad. I see that there’s… Man, there’s a lot of tomatoes to dodge. How come there’s no corn on a Cobb salad? I don’t know, but there should be ’cause I love corn in salads. Well, where’s the Cobb coming from, if not a corn? It was made by a man, I believe, named Bob Cobb at the Brown Derby in California. Bob Cobb at the Brown Derby? That feels incredibly made up. Someone Google it because I’m like- Bob Cobb at the Derby. I’m like 95% sure that’s the story of the Cobb salad. He’s calling you a liar, and I’m not. What stinks so bad? Thank you. I’m calling you a scholar. Thanks. Love you. This smells awful. It’s a very strong blue cheese that we used. I love blue cheese, but you’re gonna hate this, man. I gotta dodge that, and I gotta dodge the tomatoes. You’re diving deep for lettuce. My parfait technique is just to… That’s the strongest blue cheese I’ve ever smelt. Something just went in my shoe. Bacon bits. I’m gonna try a little bit of this blue cheese just to see what’s up. That little bit of lettuce. You drop your salad in a hole. I dropped my salad in a hole. It all went down in there. I don’t know how that happened. I think if you drop your salad in a hole, you just get a plunger. I think you’re trying to send it through. You can’t send a sandwich through, but you can send a salad through. You gotta get that sandwich out. My Cobb salad is gone. Bob Cobb sent a salad down the hole. Do you know that they got caves that they put this blue cheese in? No, what do you mean? Caves. There’s like cheese caves. It is a dream of mine to go to a cheese cave. Is this for the apocalypse? No, it’s where they age the cheese, and it creates the mold that infiltrates and creates the blue streaks. It’s in a cave. And you can go to these French caves. I bet it stinks in there. That’s one of my dreams is going to a French cave full of cheese. So the guy’s name was Robert Howard Cobb. And Bob is a nickname for Robert. So I was right. But you did make it up. No, I knew that story. You been studying food facts. Robert Cobbert. It’s my job. Do you approve? That’s why you hired me. No, I don’t because you lose the ability to mix the salad. It doesn’t work. And what you need is the ability to mix the salad. I think this one’s gonna work. This, I think, is breakfast parfait. So is that just sausage? Hash browns. Eggs. Eggs. Is that it? That’s it. It could use some hot sauce. I think you could take melted cheese. Oh my gosh. Look at the liquid coming out of the eggs. Anything that you wanted to avoid… Now, this is a problem. It’s gonna make a mess when I come up. I’m gonna go like this. I’m gonna hold you down. Eating out of a hole presents a whole new lev- Look, hey, now I got an intact bite of every layer. ‘Cause you do want to go low. You do wanna get everything. Ooh, that’s got a nice smell to it. You charred those hash browns very nicely. Thank you. We try hard in the Mythical Kitchen. Mm-hmm. Mm. Oh, nice. I’d eat that out of a hole. You know what I would eat it out of? A bowl. But not a cylindrical hole-shaped glass. When does a bowl become a hole? When you dip into it, you can get everything out of it without knocking half of it on your table. But if you went in your backyard and you had a bowl, right? Like a cereal bowl. And you took the- You want some of this? The interior area of a bowl- interior volume of a bowl, and you dug it perfectly in your backyard. And you went out to your backyard and you said, “What is that?” I would say, “It’s a hole. It’s a shallow hole.” I would say you dug a bowl. You would never think that you dug a bowl. This is the best hot sauce in the world, by the way. Marie Sharp’s. Not a sponsor. My favorite hot sauce. I recommended it on our podcast, “Ear Biscuits.” Good gosh, Rhett. It’s very spicy. And this isn’t even the super hot one, but it’s so nice. I’ve tried it. I do like it, but I just don’t want it right now. Oh! Does it make everything better? Take me to a French cave. This is good. This works. Does it make everything better? Yes. All right. Well, what about this? It’s so good. Anybody else a fan of this? I’ve never had it before, but I really wanna try it. Well, it’s got that sort of Belize flavor profile, which has got the carrots in it. Is that your personal bottle? No. He requested it here at the office. I did request it, though. He’s throwing his weight around now. Oh, okay. It’s from Belize. A great story about Marie. Josh knows the story about the stolen recipe. He’s probably told it. I’m not gonna eat this. This is liver. Come on! Is it liver and onions? It is. Just try it. Could someone add hot sauce on it? I bet you’ll like it that way. Just try a little bit of it. No, I mean, Marie can work wonders, but she can’t work miracles. You know what I’m saying? You do it if you feel so strongly about it. It stinks. It smells awful. We took so much time making it. It’s your nemesis, man. Not really. This is the ugliest one of them all. I mean, really- Layering the onion. There’s very little layering in this, Nicole. It’s kind of just onions and then- You know what? I’ll eat a liver-adjacent onion. Okay. And I’ll go deep. I’ll take that. You’re telling me if you dug a bowl shape in your backyard, you think the correct answer would be, “I dug a bowl in your backyard”? I think, “Oh, I’m beginning to dig a hole.” It’s the beginning of a hole. Yeah, I guess. I’m not gonna eat this ’cause I’m going to therapy a little bit later, and I don’t want my breath to smell like that. Sometimes he gets close. You’re doing virtual therap- I mean, you’re doing real-person therapy now? Oh, yeah. Yeah. The type of work I’m doing can only be done in person. I can’t eat it. I’m sorry. I can’t do it. Link’s going to therapy later, and he’s probably gonna be talking about me so- I don’t want to vomit at therapy. I don’t want my breath to stink. I mean, what about this one? What is this? Cabbage? Corned beef. Corned beef, cabbage. Cabbage and carrots. Corned beef and cabbage. Irish boys. Irish boys love this. It has carrots, a little bit of, you know, potatoes in there somewhere. I’ve hit a wall here because, you know, with all those desserts. I’m getting the the dessert sweats. I get a little nervous before I go to therapy. This might work. My stomach’s feeling a little… This might work because- It’s like what am I gonna remember that’s gonna change my life tonight? Us Irish folk, we like to slosh around glasses full of, you know. We like our pints, right? I like that you’re just exclusively talking to Nicole now. Well, she’s the only one listening. And you’re thinking about your therapy at this point. I mean, you don’t have to talk to me. If you’ve got an Irishman, if you’ve got an Irishman and he’s got his pints and he’s toasting, he’s knocking his pints against his buddy’s pint, and you accidentally- Knocking pints. Give him one of these, you just be like… You know? This is what really gets him going. Hmm. Magically delicious. Corned beef and cabbage. That one works. No, it- no. Yeah. You can’t even be a judge, man. Yeah. I’m out. I’m out. Final one here. This one’s purdy. I call this one is a hot dog a parfait? Get it? ‘Cause of the podcast that I co-host with Josh- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Nicole. “A Hot Dog is a Sandwich.” Is a hot dog a sandwich? It’s good. Award-winning. I’m glad you’re enjoying yourself, Nicole. What happened? I’m glad you’re enjoying yourself. You enjoyed yourself. I’m having so much fun today. That’s what happened. I’m just really hot. I’m wearing a sweater. It’s, like, 80 degrees. So you’ve got the onions, you got the relish, you got the dog. What is the liquid? What’s down at the bottom? I’m assuming it’s hot dog water. Like, just naturally. I think it’s just air. Oh! Is it? No, no. That’s liquid, bro. No, it’s air. I’m telling you. Look. There’s hot dog water that comes all the way up to the hot dogs. Ew! Link, why don’t you try that one? Tell us how it feels. What do you feel and where do you feel it? I’m getting you ready for therapy. I feel a tightness in my throat. I think I’m choking on a hot dog. Now, what would you say to that tightness in your throat? Throat tightness, I don’t have any use for you. Right, so what are you gonna do to it? I need to speak my voice. I need my voice to be heard. What are you gonna do with that throat tightness? I need to voice my speak. Tell that throat tightness what you’re gonna do with it. I’m gonna- Choke it. You’re gonna choke it. I’m gonna choke it. Now, go ahead. Do it. I’m gonna choke it. There you go. Usually, I get my therapist to choke me. Hey, man. That’s that’s therapy in LA, man. I’ve never been choked by a therapist. I haven’t done that thing where you birth yourself from a blanket. Oh, I did that on day one. That would be cool. Just birth yourself from a blanket. I make sure we do that at least once a month. Can we do the thing where I’m born again? Now you see it, now you see something else. 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