Welcome to Good Mythical More. Apparently, you’re into listening to farts on the internet because you clicked on this or you just trust us. Either way, we’re glad that you’re here. We are going to hear fart sounds because AI told us to. Yeah. And we’re gonna see if we can identify what those fart sounds are called. Cause we wouldn’t make this choice if a computer didn’t make it for us. No, no, no, no, no, no. But first you know what we’re gonna do? We’re gonna give $30 to the mythical.com store to Casey Berkery for repping that merch out in the wild with #Merchicality. Oh, the beans shirt. Frank and beans. Uh huh. You rep merch. You get it, Casey. You get it. Nice. $30. Spend it wisely. Hey Stevie, Hey Link. Are you opening your fart collection to us today? Yes. I’m plugging in the fart code into my fart collection. Actually I do have beside our toilet at home, we have, there’s like a fart international fart book that like, it’s one of those like fake kids books that has the buttons that you push that make different sounds and like there’s little stories about like, in France- And it tells you when to push the button to correspond to the- Yeah, yeah. And they’re all farts? And they’re all farts. What does a Swiss fart sound like? You know, like that type of thing. Oh, it’s like Ricola? Yeah. Ricola! Yeah. Exactly. So all of these you’re gonna play for us, they have their- This is from our sound effects library and they have ridiculous titles to them. And you’re gonna malt choice it for us? Yeah, exactly. So Twinky, let’s play the first one. Ew! That one banked off- Somebody farted in a paint bucket. You know, when you go to Santa Monica or Venice and you use those public restrooms. I always fart there. And they’re like, you go into those stalls and it’s a metal toilet? Yeah, that was, yeah. I was saying it was a very metal encased fart. This is a metal toilet reverberation fart. Wow. You’re already good at this. And you don’t have any options. It’s not, your options are: “pungent gas passing” No. “Superbly realistic flatulence” Eh. or “utterly authentic anus air” Oh God. I was hoping we were gonna have a bit more choice. And I was told, by the way, This is a file name? that this isn’t just, yeah these are all file names, but I guess- That’s a long file name. this particular service, you can add to the like a wider group of people can add to this library. So that’s why the names might be a little bit more ridiculous than usual. B. What, what was A? “Pungent gas passing” That. It sounded pungent. It is B, superbly realistic flatulence. It is so realistic. It was, I think, where did they get that? You know? I think you can, I think most people can make a fart noise with their mouth in a way that, Like. Why not just record farts? Because you gotta fuel yourself to fart. I do. Yeah. Okay. Well maybe you should start making fart tapes. I mean, just put a shotgun mic down there. farttapes.com. FartFans. Oh great. FartFans. That probably is a site. Oh, no. OnlyFarts. Don’t make us look at that. That’s what you’re looking for. Yeah. OnlyFarts. Yeah. We do not stray from our mission. How many these- Under any circumstances. Do you have an unlimited, how many of these are in our fart bank? Like, do we have- A lot. Oh, great. Keep going. Yeah. Let’s hear another one. See that was somebody’s face. That’s somebody going Some dork’s mouth. That’s what that’s called. Are you playing it repeatedly or is it, this is just- This is called the walking farts. My Nana is good at this. This is somebody’s- From the kitchen to the bedroom. Somebody’s dumb mouth dot wave. From the windows to the wall. Til the fart shakes my balls. Nana’s walk farts is not an option. “Chimp lip farts” Yeah. That’s it. “Whoopee cushion fart” It’s A. Or “angry man mouth fart” Oh, well, It could be A. No, it’s chimp lips. Chimp lips. Yay. You win. Yeah. Cause somebody’s like, what am I doing? I’m doing Chimp limps. Hit me hit me. Chimp limps. That was a fart in church. It went over a lot better though. That that went yeah that went over like a fart in church. Like a fart in a Catholic church. Do it again? Like a metal church. Oh, did you double barrel it? So that’s not like a Baptist church or like a non-denominational church that’s in a warehouse. That’s in like a cathedral. That’s in a old school Catholic church. That’s like a European. No, this is one of those churches that has contemporary music. There’s a drum kit and someone put their butt cheeks on the drum cymbal. Okay. Well that’s very specific. You might be right. Like, like butt hole on drum symbol fart. But their drum kit is behind glass so that the people don’t get mad about it being too loud. Let’s hear it. It sounds like scraping a cymbal. Give us some options. “Skippy fart” “Jaunty fart” or “Swaggy fart” It’s a jaunty fart. Skippy farts? Skippy? It’s a jaunty fart. Did you say Skippy or- Skippy, jaunty or swaggy? You’ll fart if you haven’t skipped in a while. What does that mean? When was the last time you skipped? Because if you’ve been, if you haven’t- I skipped a couple weeks ago Did you fart? Because it’s a different cadence and your body’s not ready for it if you’re not a child. Yeah. If you’re holding one back and you skip, it ain’t gonna stay there. I’m saying Skippy. I’m saying jaunty. Swaggy. Oh That’s not a swaggy fart. Ain’t nothing swag about that. That’s not a swaggy fart at all. Big news. Stevie’s podcast, Best Friend’s Back, Alright! is back and better than ever next week. Okay? So, if you’ve been missing Stevie and Neagheen talking on their podcast, you are not gonna have to wait much longer. Make sure you subscribe to Best Friend’s Back, Alright because But Stevie correct me if I’m wrong They’ll fart on there. This season is farts only. Farts only. Only farts. Yeah. Yeah it’s just 60 minutes of farts. Which honestly would probably bring in a large crowd. You know what? It might be worth it. Okay. Oh, there’s a bonus question for the swaggy fart round. Can you guess the username of the person who created this fart sound effect? Dumb E. That’s not, it’s not a good one. I don’t even care who they are. Fart Master? What is it? Yeah. It’s Fart Master. There are numbers though. There are numbers. Can you get the numbers at the end of Fart Master? Hold, hold hold hold on Are you joking with me? I’m not! Okay. Hold on. Okay. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Communicate the numbers to me. Okay. Ready? Okay. Here we go. We’re gonna write it down first. We’re gonna write it down. Oh, well, I mean it exists. It’s, okay. No, no, no. Don’t distract her. Give me the numbers. Okay. Here I go. And then hand me the thing that it’s written on. Okay. Well. Why you gotta hand it to Davin to then hand it around? Davin’s writing it. Yeah. Okay. So. I’m a little confused because right at the same time that I got Fart Master, the number that popped into my head was 33. Okay. But is that your final answer? Well actually it was 3303? I don’t know why that was the number that popped into my head. So you… 3303 were the four numbers that pops into my head. That’s interesting. The number’s 666, but you had 333 with a zero. Well, I got half of it. So yeah, you just need to practice more. You have the ability, but you don’t know how hardness it. I got three threes Which is weird because you know, I think it was cause Morgan walked in front of you. And only three of the threes got to me. And the sixes the other threes is out there. FartMaster666 I was trying so hard to communicate to you. That is crazy though! Yeah. That’s good work, man. Dang! Now listen, I’m telling y’all, this started as a joke but I’m now I do believe that I’ve got some power. I need to go to someone who believes in it and to can tell me how to enhance it. That wouldn’t be me. Yeah. You think it’s all just happenstance. But, so I actually saw somebody say- You got two threes instead of three sixes. Somebody said that the chances of you and me guessing the same number were one in 10,000. I did see that on Twitter. One, like 33 times two. No, no. The 71, The fact that she thought of 71 and I thought of 71 Some people are like Oh it’s just 1 in 100. But it’s not. It’s somehow one in 10,000. Now don’t, I can’t tell you how that’s true. But somebody on Twitter said it was. I was impressed. Hit me with another fart. Finally! A real fart sound. Again. That’s like at a train station. That could be real. One more time. That’s public fart. Public farts, publicfarts.net Probably a site. Public farts through a net. Are farts funny? Did we talk about this before? I’m sure we have. I’m having a great time. Grand time. Actually. You know what? I think there’s an ear biscuits episode titled, “Are farts funny?” Yeah. Well yeah. Yeah.` We talked about it. We’ve talked about a lot of things. Check out ear biscuits too. We’ve done this for a while. Your options, well, do you wanna- Hit it. Do you want to propose without options? No, let’s get options. “Bad Chili fart”, “Sick Man Hospital fart” Oh! God! Or “pushed fart hurts” The first one, what was the first one? Bad chili fart. That’s a bad chili fart. Pushed fart hurts. You want it one more time? Pretty good one. It sounds a little pushed. That’s a Bad Chili fart. That’s a good name. Is that from Fart Master? 666? Not that one. Okay. How about another? Okay. Oh crap. Did somebody actually fart? You know what I’m saying? Like the way that that came out, it was like that’s somebody farting through pants. Like through Lee jeans to be specific. You know what I’m saying? It was like Lee Jeans. Like this, do it again. Just hear it one time and think you see somebody’s butt in Lee Jeans. Just listen. See! It’s a little muffled? Again. Cause Lee’s a little thick. Lee’s a little thicker. Make ’em a little thick back there. Denim fart. Yeah no. Lee farts. “Surprise fart”, “Happy fart” or “cute fart” Not cute. I say happy. It made me happy. I think it’s a cute fart. It’s a little too long. It’s a happy fart. A little too long to be cute. When they get a little longer they’re happy. Oh my God I’m just looking at the options for this next one. Let’s hear it. Okay. Tub fart. That’s a tub fart. Tub fart. Oh, that’s tub farts. That’s a case of the tub farts. Oh, oh. Now, but hold on. Y’all be honest now. If you take a bath and you got a fart, you do it and it’s fun. Right? Yeah. It’s fun. It’s fun. It’s fun. And then you wait and you see like, did the water filter it? And you go oh no, it didn’t. Oh God. Now, but I’ll do that. The thing you don’t wanna do is you don’t want a hot shower fart. Hot shower fart? No you don’t. Cause that’s an enclosed system. And it’s just spinning it all up around. It’s just hanging. It just hangs. It’s like, you’ll fart in a hot shower and you’ll be like I’m good. I’m good. I’m good. I don’t smell anything. But then slowly it’ll rise. Yeah. You know, cause it’s a hot shower. It takes a while to rise. It’s competing with the hot air. It’s competing with a hot air already in there. But it’ll just hang. “Fart Bubbles”, “Cake Farts” or “Fart Underwater” Fart underwater. It’s just fart underwater. It’s fart bubbles. But yeah, that would’ve been a better title. I’ll be dag. I mean, that was definitely a fart underwater. But how about, that was me, that was, I was saying- How about Morse code fart. That was like a grudge fart. That’s what the grudge girl, when she farts, She sucks air in her anus. She is super super slow. Reverse fart. Do it. If you hear that fart coming down the hall, run. You know, I think that, I think that there is an opening here. Yeah, there is. Yeah, there is, that one’s a tight one. For somebody to swoop in and really up the fidelity on farts. Like I think. Yeah, that one’s low quality. I mean, if I just start recording my farts I just think we could do so much better. Just do it with an iPhone. I’ll tell ya, sometimes the iPhone voicemail is so clear. Yeah. Crisp. So clear. Crisper, and juicy. The options are nice here. “Cool Fart Runnings” “Solid Steady Fart” Okay. Or “Long Fart Farting” Long fart farting? The fart is farting? I think it’s Long Fart Farting Cause it was just like it was a file name mistype. I think it’s Long Fart Farting because they purposefully named it that, but that’s the actual name. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I’ve been told this one’s really great. We got a little Lee fart there at the end. Wow. I wouldn’t have gone into that bit if I didn’t take that long. I thought. Good Lord. You just played half the library. Was that one file? That was a playlist. But I think the question here is how many buttholes was that? Oh, that’s a party right there. Because listen, Is there a name for that type of party? If there’s a butt hole that can make all those noises, I wanna meet it. Yeah. I think it’s like a- Whoa, careful with your finger. It’s like a circle. What What, what are you doing? You know, it’s like kinda like, Oh gosh You think as someone with multiple butt holes in a ring? It’s like a- No it’s people standing in a circle around a campfire, just fartin’ in it. It’s a fart ring. It’s an alternative acapella group What if they had gone to YouTube and their acapella group came out and they’re like, this is a different kind of acapella group. That would’ve been actually entertaining. It might be an improvement. It might be an improvement from some of the acapella groups I’ve seen. I think that was called the Smorgas Fart. The options are, “Oh Say Can You Fart”, “God Save the Fart”, or the “Fart Spangled Banner” I didn’t hear, it wasn’t musical. No, it was. I, in fact, for a second there, I was like, what song are they trying to play? Oh really? I think it’s the Fart Spangled Banner. Can you play it again I guess? Should we, should we? No, no, no, no. We should not. Let’s do it. That last one. How have we gotten to this point? Like what have we become? And why are you still here? So what song is that? It’s the, How does it go? Well, it didn’t sound like the Star Spangled Banner. Yeah. If you don’t know what it is it’s probably the option that is the least- Which one is it? Is it, “Oh Say Can You Fart?” “God Save the Fart” It’s God Save the Fart. Yeah. It’s God Save the Fart. Cause it’s after like God Save the Queen. Okay. All right. You think the Queen farts? I’d pay to see that. You’d pay to see it? queenfarts.net Mm. Rat. Give me one more. All right. I’ll leave you with this. Oh, okay that was a- That ain’t a good one. That was a shart. That wasn’t only air. That was a juicy, juicy, clean it up situation. Yeah. That was a straight home. Yeah. That’s a turn around. You’re not going to Dollywood today. And I’m saying that from personal experience. Stevie’s podcast, Best Friends Back Alright! is back for season 2 starting next week. Check it out on Apple, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.