
Hey, the world is gonna end. That’s a given at this point, and food is gonna be in short supply, but you know what’s not gonna be in short supply? Paper. Now, we all know that newspapers are full of lies, and it’s better to feed your belly with them than to feed your mind with fake news. I’ve found that pan frying is the best way to go. I like to throw in some pencil shavings for added crunch. I don’t believe that, but I believe it’s good.
