Welcome to Good Mythical More! More, more, more, more, more, more, more! Oh no, no, no. You can’t do that. Can’t waste that bit on this. What bit are you talking about? Because we have that segment where we go, “More, more, more, more, more, more edition,” and now you’re doing it here. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Can’t do that. What are we doing? We’re gonna look at freaking things that could just be things or they could be- Safes. That are just- Hiding things. They’re, what’s the verb? They’re blanking as things, but they’re safe. Masquerading! Effing? Masquerading. That’s right. Masquer-freaking-ading. Using the F-word. But first, new selfie face. Is this gonna be a poop or a fart? I don’t know why my tongue came out. Is that gonna be a poop or a fart? All right. Let’s see. First of all, I wasn’t really looking, so I cut most of your face out. Yeah. Half my face is gone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That’s fine. Check out the shirt. You remember this? Now That’s What I- Call Music! Back in the late 90s, where you had to buy playlists in CD form. Right, from D-list celebrities selling them on late night television. This is our homage to that. Get this at mythical.com because it is a good shirt. I would say get it at Sam Goody, but. Sam Goody. No Goody anymore. Sam Goody no Goody no more. All right, let’s see the first one. These are in person? In person. Happy Cotton Candy Day, daddies. He’s still here, huh? Hey, Randy. Yeah, I’m just hanging out. You guys wanna do sweet nothings or you just wanna get to the game? I always wanna do sweet nothings. I’m planning a long weekend for us where we bathe each other’s dads. I switched our lunches in the work fridge. I hope you like diapers. Anyway, is this a safe? I don’t know. Anyways. We can touch this. Randy, I need you to. Can you turn it around? Yeah, sure. Show it to the- And then leave it. I meant turnaround so they can see the front of it. Oh yeah, sure. There you go. Well, upon close inspection, it looks like a legitimate thing of Gold Bond. So if this is a safe and this is a philosophical question. If this is a safe, has Gold Bond- Oh. It’s a collab with Gold Bond. You know what I’m saying? Like, it’s not fake Gold Bond. It’s actual Gold Bond. So if it’s a safe, it’s a collab with Gold Bond. Gold Bond is in on the safe, unless- Is collab the right to say it? Because when I say that in my house, everybody laughs at me. And somebody, I don’t know. Collab. The only thing is if the different, only other option is if there’s a company that takes Gold Bond- That pours it all down their pants. Yeah, they- And then… And then they make the safe and then they sell that. Because I think the safe would be- On Etsy! The safe would be down inside of the bottom part. Not from here. Because you could do anything on Etsy. There are no laws. Yeah. It’s like what used YouTube used to be like. Used-Tube. Used-Tube. Usedtube.com. It’s where you see old YouTube. I think it is that last scenario I described on Etsy and it is actually a safe. Okay. Try to get into it. That’s my vote. I do not think this is a safe. Based on the way that Stevie said, “Okay, try to get into it,” makes me think that it is just Gold Bond. Only one way to find out. Yeah. It’s Gold Bond. Can you spray? Maybe money will come out. Oh, I kind like that. My hand is so dry. Spray the other one. Really? Stop. Made your hand white. No? Oh, it is a safe? Don’t spray that safe down your pants. I think they’re just saying don’t do what you’re doing, not like, there’s gonna be a surprise at the end. Why don’t you want me to spray Gold Bond down my pants? That’s where it goes. Do it. Huh? It’s talc free. Do it. Who said no? I went a good 16 to 18 months spraying that down there all the time. Isn’t that’s where it goes? When I was a younger, more active man. All right, fine. It’s called masquerading. All right, so that’s one for me. Link was right. That’s where it goes. It also goes on eggs. Anyway, here’s this. I don’t know. Del Monte whole kernel. This might be a collab with Del Monte, which is a dream of mine personally. Is this? I mean the label looks a little- Faded-like, like maybe it was printed out on a regular printer. I also think that the bottom part looks like you could grab it and screw it off. Oh, you think? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now that I’m this close to it. It’s pretty convincing, though. If this was in your pantry, this is a great safe, but I’m saying it is a safe. It is a safe. Let’s find out. Yeah. Can I? Can I? Look how light it is. How un-heavy. Oh, yeah. See? Oh! It’s a safe. You got us! That is cool. So where do you get something like this? Is it Etsy? Amazon. Just Amazon. But how? What part is Del Monte play? It’s a Del Monte collab with Amazon. Now let me. I wanna stuff my snake in that hole. Can I be done with my thing first? Doesn’t smell like corn. That was my thing. Give me some resistance. Good God! This a two man job right now. What, what, what, what? Is your finger in the safe? Okay. Okay. Man! Look at that, just like that. Right. Back to regular old Del Monte. Put that in the pantry. What can you put in there? I don’t know. Cash. Great job stuffing the snake in the hole. Now try to get it out, Randy. I think this is a trick, but what the heck? I knew it was coming, but still kind of scared me. All right. Give me that. He can be scared. I’ll stuff it in myself. Whoa. That’s what I said. That’s what I said. That’s what I said. Okay. This is a cheap looking thing. What’s it called? Blow dryer. Yes. What the crap? Hey, dudes. I found this in the time stream. I think it’s yours. Rhett. That’s Nostradamus and Chase. Good to see you guys. I’m gonna raid the fridge. Keep it nasty. All right. That’s fine. But Chase was already, Chase is already here. That’s a really good apple. Sinfully delicious. So now we have two Chases. Oh, cool. Two Chases. Yeah. That’s cool having two Chases. I’ve always wanted a brother. We could just- Well, I guess we only have one Chase now. We’re still good. This can’t be a safe. I mean, this is way… Where would you put the stuff? And people love to steal hair dryers, anyway. The backside of this hair dryer, you can screw that off to clean out the filter. It is a real hair dryer. I’m saying it’s not a safe. My instinct was that it wasn’t a safe. I wanted to try to maybe pull you in, but I’m saying- All right, we’re saying it’s not a safe. I mean, all of this stuff is real. Is there a snake in there? Nope. There’s nothing. And there’s this here. It’s just a regular old hair dryer. Hello? Is there a snake there? Nope. Nothing. Real hair dryer. Yeah. We’re both right. All right. Crappy one. Hey, guys. I saw the new beard dude on the way out. Tell him he’s parked in my spot. Oh, gosh. Are you okay? No. Nothing to see here. No. Nothing to see here. I’ve just been going through a lot of stress and it’s causing hair loss. Yeah. Okay. You know, everything in the news. Anyway. Yeah, it’s a tough time to be alive. You can also use that to spray your penis. Anyway, bye. So you can, it’s Axe body spray. No, it’s not. Excite flavor. Flavor? All day fresh. I’m gonna give it a little spin. Yeah. That is a safe. I don’t even need you to spin it to know that. That’s a safe. So it is acquiring surplus Axe and then filling it up with hollow safeness? Yeah, I believe. Oh, you don’t think it’s a safe? What do you think? It’s not a safe. This is authentic to Axe. Not a safe. I think it’s a safe. Okay. Whoa, there’s another snake in there. First of all, that was just an Axe, basically, right? What do you mean, just an Axe? I’m saying that they just took an Axe body spray and they like, this is only the top of an Axe spray. Is this Amazon, too? I don’t think so. Yeah, but I don’t think that’s how. You can’t just do that to a. I don’t know. No, you can’t, but maybe there’s a piece that like, I don’t know. All of the stuff on the back, including the Unilever logo and everything, is legit. This is absolutely legit. I wanna start hiding more stuff. I figure I’ll forget about it. You put a snake in it. You put a wad of cash in there, man. Yeah. I don’t know. What else would you put in there? You put some sort of like, antidote? You know? I think like- Secret serum? Your passwords, like your backup codes. Oh, really? Yeah. See, but like that’s so, with other people in your house, that is like, the worst place to put, you know. You come home and it’s like, yeah, I cleaned out the house. Yeah, this stuff gets thrown away. Well, you gotta write safe on it for everybody else in your house to know. Okay. Wow. Don’t forget. You got a point for that one. That was impressive. I’m glad you’re impressed. Oh, now we’re in your territory. Okay. Come on, snake-y. Bindle. What is that? Is that a legit water bottle brand? It’s not a water bottle. It’s a eReader. Yeah. That’s just an eReader, but you take it- It’s a knockoff Kindle. And you hold it and you roll it like this and the text comes up on it. You turn it like this. The Bindle. Bindle. Cousin to a Kindle. I don’t think a Bindle. Okay. This would be a perfect safe. Well, let’s think about it. A big water bottle, it’s as much as safe as that last thing that we just, an Axe. I mean, you just don’t put water in it. Just put money in it. Now you got a safe. So I’m gonna say this is a safe, technically. You’re saying a water bottle could be a safe. A water bottle is a safe already. Yeah, yeah! We’re not following for this! Every water bottle is a safe. Yeah, that’s the conversation we just had back there. Why did that one scare me? I was so convinced that it’s water. So, hold on. So what you’re telling me is that wasn’t a bit. That was just a realization at this moment with us? Look at the bottom. It is a safe. Oh! So you can put water in the top, but that only goes to here. Oh! Yes. And then down here- That’s a safe. I actually think that’s where you put your cereal. Codes. Oh. You drink and then you eat. I think we did that on this show already. Bindle. Hey, I’m kinda into that. All right. Randy, keep it coming. Yeah. You need some help stuffing? Hey. Teamwork. If you keep this up, we might not need to go to that therapy Rhett’s trying to get us in. No, no, no. We should still do that. I’ll finish this up in my car. Okay. We can’t touch the noodles. Can you rotate the noodles? Yeah, yeah. I’ll give it a turn. Your rotation game, it really sucks. Well, you need a little squeezy. You just compromised the. This is a- This is a horrible safe, if it’s a safe. A styrofoam safe? Well. I think I could go like this and get my finger in it. I feel like I can penetrate it. Just like that. That’s what I said. It says on it, “Much more than a soup.” And by that, do they mean a safe? Safe. Again, that’s for the people in your house. I think it’s just soup. Can I pierce it? I actually think it’s a safe, but it’s an easy, penetrable safe. It’s a styrofoam safe. You’re going with safe? Yeah. Do you think I can get fast enough? No. That it creates- You’d have to get like, tornado level. Now, if this is a safe with money in it, I could break my finger. That’s right. It’s not a safe, I don’t think. It’s not a safe. It’s not a safe. Can you retrieve that? That really felt like noodles to me. Oh, did it? Did it open? No. That’s noodles. It’s actually a Cup O’ Noodles, I think, unless- You could probably stick some money in there, though. Once you eat them all, a snake jumps out. Last one! So we’re both right. A fake plant. So it’s definitely not a real plant. This is begging to be a safe, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Who would put this in their house as a decoration? Plenty of people, dude. I’m not saying there’s anything necessarily wrong with fake plants. You don’t have to water it. I’m just saying this particular arrangement, this size of plant and this size of bowl. You’re saying it doesn’t look real or it just it doesn’t fit anywhere? I can’t even imagine a spot in your house. You’re not gonna put this on like, a kitchen table. This is like a pot that would be outside. Right. It’s not a vase. Yeah, yeah. You put it outside. It’s probably like- It’s a hide a key. You could hide 500 keys in this thing. It’s a hide a key. I’m saying it’s a safe. Me, too. Well. Oh, that stays there. And then there’s a snake skin in there. Is this Craig? No. But this is a safe. Is this considered a safe? But is it outdoors? Is it real safe, though? Yeah, this is a nice little hide a key situation because you grab this and it picks up the whole thing. You really gotta grab it. Nobody grabs right here. People grab here to look for the hide a key. Well, it’s almost foolproof, huh? You know what? I’ll get rid of this. Plant an actual plant in this and then I’ll have a hide a key because I need a hide a key at my house. Every time I think about it, I realize I don’t have a hide a key. All right, so this is what Link’s hide a key is gonna look like. Yeah. Just in case you needed to know. Shouldn’t have said that out loud. Yeah. All the hits in one place. Grab the Now That’s What I Call Mythical tee, available now with all your other favorites at mythical.com.