Can we get away with stealing? – Let’s talk about that. (lively music) Good Mythical Summer! – The heat of the summer can make people do strange things. – Like sleep naked. – The heat of the summer can also make people leave their windows open. You know what that means? – That means it feels nice when you’re spreadeagled sleeping naked. – Oh. Er, no, we’re gonna sneak around and see if we can get away with stealing. That’s what I was gonna say. It’s time for we’re thieves. We’re criminals. We’re shoplifting brainiacs. Ah, who are we kidding? We’re just kleptomaniacs. – Welcome to the scene of the crime zone. – And welcome to Emily and David. Hello. – Hey! – What up, y’all? – Oh, we actually were talking about this earlier. We wanna do timeshare thing we want you to get in on. – Oh. – Okay. – We need to alk to you later, though. – Oh, okay, (laughing) – Great. Okay, this is a fun new game. – Thanks for thinking of us. – Basically, in every round, one of us four is going to be the investigator, who will be blindfolded over here at the podium, while the three of us, one of us will be the criminal who actually has to commit a little heist in 60 seconds or less. And then we’re gonna have some alibis, and the criminal has to make up an alibi, all to confuse and try to convince the investigator that you didn’t do it, or somebody else did do it. They’re trying to properly choose who actually committed the crime. – Yeah. So the investigator will remove the blindfold, and then ask for the alibis. Based on the believability of the alibis, and any physical evidence that the investigator sees, he or she will make the, what’s it called when you accuse somebody? – Accusation. – Narking. – Okay. All of that. Timeshares. – Let’s start stealing! (whooshing) (dramatic music) – [Stevie] Rhett, do you know where you are? – Earth? – Correct. You’re in the GMM studio. You’re also the investigator for this round. The rest of you will have 10 seconds to look at your cards and memorize your alibi or read the crime you’re about to commit. Criminal, when I say steal, you better get moving through this crime scene, because you only have one minute to complete your theft. You may look at your envelopes now. (mellow music) – [Link] They’re finding out things. – [Stevie] Time is up. Criminal, ready, set, steal. (soft footsteps landing) – That’s my pie, you pastry pirate. (crew member laughing) – What? – Bring it back. – [Stevie] Thirty seconds. – I heard someone talk. Is that the little old lady from Pasadena? – [Stevie] Well, that was quicker than I thought. I guess, time. Rhett, you may remove your blindfold. Link, can I ask you to open that safe, please, so that Rhett may see inside? – There you go. – As you can see, – That’s a pie. – [Stevie] a fresh pie has been stolen off a window sill. You may now go down the line and ask each player for an alibi, and size them up for any possible clues. – That’s a messy pie. What’s that, boysenberry? – It’s made with love. – It’s made with love. (crew laughing) I don’t see any love on anybody. – Love pie. – Link, did you steal the pie? – I did not steal the pie. – Why should I believe that? – Well, I was making my world famous meatloaf, and I burned it, and had to call the fire department. So you can call the fire department and check it out. (crew laughing) My alibi. – I can corroborate? – Yeah, they put out my meatloaf. – The Burbank Fire Department? – Put out my burning meatloaf. – Put out your meatloaf. Can I see your hands? – [Stevie] Yes. To be clear, you all don’t need to hold the envelope saying your name out in front of you, because Rhett does know your name. Yes. – Emily. – Yeah. – Did you steal the pie? – I couldn’t have, because I was busy at Starbucks, (crew laughing) and ’cause when Emily doesn’t get her frappuccino, she gets a little cranky. – Then what? – Then what? (laughing gruffly) Well, just ask David Hill. He knows. – You were busy at Starbucks. – Yep. Busy. – David Hill, did you steal the pie? – I did not steal the pie, because I was busy worrying about what Emily would do to me if she didn’t get her Starbucks in the morning. – You’re also exactly six, three. – I see myself at six, four. – Okay. (crew laughing) Bring your feet together. Six, four. You know what? I believe, and I’m actually basing this exclusively on the fact that very early on in the crime being committed, there was like a very intense jump or something, that felt like something David Hill would do. (laughing) Like, honestly, there was like, like a whoo, boom. Like I could just see him doing it, and like doing something weird with his face. And so I’m going to say that I accuse David Hill of the heist. (dramatic music) – [Stevie] Will the real criminal please identify themselves? (all laughing) – You’re right, man. He launched over this thing. – [Emily] It was amazing! – And then he didn’t have to touch the soil at all. – Did he do something with his face? What was his face doing? – It was like a Spider-Man, a little… – But on the way back, I think he may have hit a tank or something. (laughing) – You alright? – Yeah, you okay? – Ice pack, please. – Your tank is exactly three foot one. – [Stevie] That means that, David Hill, your mugshot will be posted to Instagram, along with your crime. Everyone will know that you stole a pie offa sweet Nana’s windowsill. – Now dare you, you miscreant. (all laughing) (whooshing) (dramatic music) – Link. – Yo. – [Stevie] Have you considered incorporating a trench coat into your personal wardrobe? I would recommend it. It looks pretty good. – You like the overalls with the trench? – Yeah, you know. – Don’t do that motion. When you’re wearing a trench coat, don’t do that motion. (Emily, Dave and crew laughing) – [Stevie] Okay, you are the investigator. The rest of you have 10 seconds to memorize your alibi or read the crime you’re about to commit, starting now. (mellow music) – Sound of reading. – Okay. Criminal, ready, set, steal. – Heavy cotton candy day, Daddy. I hope you’re enjoying my sandy box. – Randy. – There’s three kinds of turds in there. Cat, woman, and other. Ooh, you’re digging pretty hard there, champ, getting your hands nice and dirty. Take a break. Have a sweet mouthful. Have a sweet mouthful. You need your strength to dig. It’s cool with me if you wanna eat something you find in there. Find anything sticky yet? – Twenty seconds. – Find my turds. Come on! Hey, hey! Have a sweet mouthful. – Ten seconds. – Why don’t you have a sweet mouthful while you’re digging? – Five, four, – Don’t reject my gift. – Three. – Don’t reject my gift! – [Stevie] Two. One. Time. Link, you may remove your blindfold. You can likely deduce that three pieces of buried treasure have been– – Turds? – No, treasures– – I see turds. – have been stolen from Cotton Candy Randy’s sandbox. – Hello, Randy. – Hi. While you were blindfolded, I took your phone and memorized your browser history. Respect, dude. (all laughing) – [Stevie] You may go down the line and ask each player for their alibi. – Okay. David, your eyes are watering. What is your alibi? – I was at the pool cleaning up a number two I did. I was at the pool, cleaning up a number two I did in the pool. (crew laughing) – With what? – My hands. – Your hands? – My hand. – He’s covering for me. I did the two, and a three through five. (Emily and crew laughing) – Emily. – No, I couldn’t have done that. I was stuck in a tunnel at a McDonald’s play place, because I get really cranky if I haven’t had my play time. – McDonald’s play places are a great place to cry. – It’s true. – I can’t see if there’s any dirt on anybody. Rhett, did you do this? – No, I was at the podiatrist. (crew laughing) – What’s the problem? – Bunions like you would not believe. Had to shave ’em down. – It’s true. I could send you a link to his Wiki feet if you want. – I can’t help but notice down there in between Rhett’s feet there is a piece of cotton candy. (crew laughing) – We’re just friends, I swear. – They give that out at the podiatrist. – So was that planted there, or did you not know it was there? – Well, can I just say that there was a bit of a mad dash for a cleanup when the criminal returned to the lineup. Things got strewn everywhere, and that is how the cotton candy got in between my feet. – Rhett, you did it. (dramatic music) I’m accusing you, if that wasn’t clear enough. – [Stevie] Will the real criminal please identify themselves? – You coulda just asked me to show you my hands. – Oh. – Because I grabbed the Vaseline-covered, I didn’t even see that it was covered in Vaseline, I didn’t even need it. I literally had my hands inside the envelope the whole time and you didn’t say a thing. I was like, “He’s gonna fall for it. He’s gonna fall for it.” – [Stevie] Okay, Rhett, that means that your mugshot will be posted to Instagram, along with your crime. Everyone will know that you stole buried treasure from Cotton Candy Randy. – And I stole it from an innocent child. Hey, Daddy, you wanna hear a sweet nothing? – Of course. – I want you to cover me with lotion while we watch the classic sitcom “Mama’s Family”. (Emily laughing) Hey, Glasses, you know when your wife said she was on that business trip? She was with me in Vegas. We were seeing “Magic Mike Live”. (Rhett and Emily laughing) – You know, listen guys, there’s a lotta animosity between the two of you. This is something that has been going on for a while. And this is a good a time as any to tell you that I have actually procured a real licensed therapist to help you guys solve some of these relational problems that you’ve been having. And if you like the idea of seeing that, the therapy session itself, well, then you should join the Mythical Society, because we’re showing the Cotton Candy Randy and Link therapy session. I’ll be there too, as well, on Monday on the Mythical Society. – That’s assuming that we go to this thing. – You wanna go to the therapy session? – Yeah, okay. – What? – Yeah, whatever, I’m chill. I’m all about self-improvement. I’m way more about self-improvement than you, it sounds like. – Alright, fine, I’ll do it. – I’m gonna beat you at therapy. – Let’s do it. (whooshing) (dramatic music) – [Stevie] Emily, you are the investigator. The rest of you have 10 seconds to memorize your alibi or read the crime you’re about to commit, starting now. (mellow music) Okay. Criminal, ready, set, steal. (funky heist music) (bowls clattering) Thirty seconds. Fifteen seconds. Five. Four. Three. Two. One. Time. (crew laughing) Emily, you may remove your blindfold. – Okay. – Rhett, will you open the safe? (crew laughing) – Aw, Barbara! Hi, Barbara. Hello. – [Stevie] Barbara had been dog-napped, but is now going back to the scene of the crime. (Emily laughing) You may go down the line and ask each player for their alibi. – Okay, alright. David Hill, did you steal Barbara? – No, because I was protesting a new Jamba Juice. – You protested a Jamba Juice? Like, you don’t like that juice? – There’s no meat. Oh, I see. – I want meat – I get it, alright. – in my smoothie. – Link, you got a real sweaty folder there. (crew laughing) – Sweaty folder. – Did you grab Barbara and put Barbara in the cage? – I know what this looks like. (crew laughing) – Yeah. – But you need to think about it, because, – I’m doing it right now. – anybody, anybody, could have smudged this and handed it to me. – And Rhett, did you steal your own dog? Yeah, why would I steal– – Why would you do that? – my own dog? – This is a hard decision, but I’m going to guess that the criminal is Link. – [Stevie] Will the real criminal please stand up? – Ey! – Man, I failed! – Why’d you throw my dog in the safe, man. I couldn’t say anything until now. You were just like, “Get this stack of potatoes outta here.” (laughing) – Because she wouldn’t lick the peanut butter off my hand. – She was overwhelmed, man. – Okay, Link, that means– – I was overwhelmed too! – [Stevie] your mugshot will be posted to Instagram, along with your crime. Everyone will know that you stole the Hairy Internetainer’s dog. – I almost swallowed a key! (whooshing) (dramatic music) – David Hill. – Hey. (all laughing) – [Stevie] You are the investigator of this round. The rest of you have 10 seconds to memorize your alibi or read the crime you’re about to commit, starting now. (mellow music) Alright. Criminal, ready, set, steal. (funky heist music) (crew laughing) – Bring back my portrait! Who are you, Catherine Zeta Jones? – [Stevie] Thirty seconds. (portrait clattering) Fifteen seconds. And time. Okay, David Hill, you may remove your blindfold. – Alright. – [Stevie] And, Rhett, if you could open the safe for us. You can see a priceless piece of art has been stolen, and you may go down the line and ask each player for an alibi. – We’re gonna start with Link. Your alibi. – My alibi is I was doing some naked goat yoga, and I’m not talking about the goats. – Yeah, about to say. Who was naked? – Okay, Okay. Rhett, what’s your alibi? – I was shaving my Nana’s back. And you gotta strap in when you do that, because it’s an all-day affair. – I’m just glad you didn’t say strap on. – Speaking of strap on, Emily. – Speaking of strap on? What is (laughing) – Alibi. We’re onto you. We’re onto you. – I could not have done this because I was busy dumpster diving at a 7-Eleven, but then I got locked in it. But eventually someone found me, and then I got a free meal, so. – Will you kind of move like this, like you’re going through the ropes for us? – Ooh. – Shimmy. More stepping, more stepping. – More stepping? Hey. – Fall back. Link, same thing, same thing. Okay, okay. I like that. Okay. Okay. Okay. Rhett. (crew laughing) Rhett. Rhett, (knocking on podium) your turn. Your turn. Same thing. Same thing. Yep. Shimmy across. Okay, do the same thing going back. Gotta come back. I gotta come back. Yes, backwards. – Wow, the agility. – Alright, I’m ready. – [Stevie] David Hill, who do you think committed the crime? – Link. – Yeah. I don’t even think anyone needs to pretend here. I think we all know it was Link. Link, I mean, – Now, hold on. – Do you know why it was you? – Let me take a picture. Just face that way. – Oh, really? – Yeah, you’re a bit dusty. A bit dusty. A bit. A bit dusty. – You didn’t know? – Yeah, dusty. – ‘Cause you were like, I thought you were gonna come back like this, but you were like. – Yes! – I thought I got everything off. – No. – Bit dusty. – [Rhett] You didn’t. – Hey, man, I’m not a good naughty boy. (Emily laughing) – I thought you had a shot of getting through there, and then just a couple of steps in it all fell apart. – [Stevie] Well, I think you’re gonna be the only person with two mugshot up on Instagram, this time, of course, for stealing a piece of priceless art. – I didn’t realize that she would show up if we didn’t summon her. – Yeah, well I think somebody, like it was a proxy summoning, or something like that. All I know is I had a good time, and thank you for subscribing and clicking that bell. 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