Welcome to Good Mythical More. You think you know how short things are. Do you think you know how short something is if it’s shorter than another short thing? Well, you might be wrong, and we might be, too. I think I’m gonna be good at this, but first. Let’s find out. We’re going to donate $1,000 to Everytown for Gun Safety support fund to aid in their mission to improve our understanding of the causes of gun violence and the means to reduce it. Please join us in giving at everytownsupportfund.org. Mm-hmm. Thanks for being your mythical best. Thanks for hanging out with us. Thanks for making us a part of your daily routine and for wanting more and coming on over to this video where we assert the shortness of things. It’s a good skill to have. I can look at somebody and tell how tall they are. But can you be told an object and then another object and tell which one’s shorter? I’m about to find out. All right. But I think that my skill will translate to this. Yeah, Rhett, we’ll find out. Here are your first two objects. A roll of toilet paper. A roll of toilet paper. Now, are you talking about the diameter? Standard roll. No, talking about the height. The length. You know. The length. Like if you were to take it and put the tube this way. The longer end. And a 16-ounce jar of peanut butter. 16 ounce. 16 ounce. Don’t look over here. 16 ounce. It’s like a standard size. Okay. I have an answer. I have an answer. Are you gonna do a 3, 2, 1? Is that how competitive you wanna get with this? Yup, yup, yup. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 3, 2, 1. Toilet paper. Peanut butter. Ooh. One of us is wrong. Let’s bring them out. Oh, here they come. Look at that. Toilet paper. I was right about that. 16 ounces of creamy peanut butter. See? Look at that. Egg on your face. Oh, I said peanut butter was taller. That’s not the question. You said which one’s taller. Which one’s shorter. Did you say which one was shorter? So we’re both right. You’re trying to change your answer. I was also confused. I thought she said taller. To clarify, we’re guessing which one is shorter, but that point goes to both because I also thought which one’s taller was the question. Whatever you said, I thought we were saying which one was taller, but you thought was shorter, so we’re both right, okay. I’ve only talked about shortness. Okay, so it’s which one You’ve only talked about shortness. Is shorter. I don’t know why you and Stevie thought it was tallness. Tallness has got nothing to do with this. ‘Cause usually tallness is rewarded Tallness and shortness is the same thing. And that’s our fault. You know? No, it’s not. Which is short- I think it’s a societal cultural problem. This is the same amount shorter than this that this is taller than that. That’s true. I was just saying I haven’t used the word tall at all and neither had you. But didn’t Stevie? But usually when you rank things, you’re like, “The thing that’s taller is the thing you’re doing,” which is not okay. Okay, but now we’re going with shorter, which one is shorter. Not what we’re doing. I mean, for the record, you both were wrong about that. Do I get a point for that? Yes. All right, two points for me, one point for you. I knew how to play the game. That’s not the game, though. I knew how to play the game. Let’s just say- You should get a punishment. How about this? If we tie, you win because you understood the rules of the game. Okay, all right. There we go. But I actually want it to be a competitive game. I typically don’t understand the rules. Okay, again. Another one. This is fun. Okay. Okay. We’re guessing the shorter one here. Yeah, we are. Chopsticks, like a standard chopstick set. Standard and Poor’s chopstick. Or Twizzlers. Okay. Holy mackerel. That’s close. Twizzler. Twizzlers about like that. And a chopstick… It’s close. All right, I know the answer. Which one is shorter. Okay. Which one is shorter? 3, 2, 1. Twizzlers. Twizzler. But by this much. That’s exactly what I was thinking. That much. This much. Let’s see. All right, so here we got Twizzler. Hold that up. Expose the top. Put that right in front. Ho ho ho ho! It’s twice as taller than we thought it was. But look. No, but look. Stretch. Yes. There it is. Actually, it can become shorter, can’t it? No, I mean, can it become taller than the… Yes. No, it can’t. It can’t. Nope, it can’t. A Twizzler cannot get taller than your standard chopstick. You’re pretty good at this. Yeah, I’m just as good as you. Yeah, I thought I’d be better than you. But you’re not. Hmm. Now, if it involved numbers- I think it’s the relativity of it that gives me the help that I need. Okay, like you couldn’t tell me how many inches a Twizzler is. Like, how many… Yeah, or how many inches this is. That’s 10 inches. Do we have a measuring tape? Close. I’m just looking at it It’s close. It’s not quite. And it’s 10 inches. 11 inches. Hold it up. It’s nine and a half inches. And it’s eyeballed that. I mean, that’s not bad, right? Nine and a half inches. What did you say? 10 inches? 10. Huh. Okay, but that’s not the game we’re playing. But I’m having a lot of fun. We’re not even playing a game, are we? Okay, box of matches. Box of matches. Or a tea bag. Are you talking about the shorter side or the taller side? Yeah, standard matches. How short is the tallest side of matches? Tea bags are not all the same. The length. Hold on. The tall side of both of them. Yes, the length of each. The length of each. So the length of something is the longest part. The longest part of both. Is the length? Is that the definition of the length? Yep. Matches and a tea bag. All right, I have my answer. I don’t know about this ’cause I’m picturing a particular tea bag. All right. Lipton. 3, 2, 1. Matches. Tea bag. Ooh. Matches are shorter is what I said. I said that the teabag was shorter ’cause we’re playing the same game. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, we got these matches. That’s what I was picturing. So yeah, that’s what I was picturing. That seems pretty tall. But I was picturing a taller teabag than that. But I don’t know. Let’s see. It is taller. Well, hold on. No, it’s exactly the same size without that. Oh, but that counts! You lose, man. That counts. Oh, man. Look at what we’ve done here. What is the best game we’ve ever played I know. You know what? In the whole history of this show? I think internet vloggers are gonna start doing this. Which one is shorter? This is gonna be a challenge that’s gonna sweep the internet, you know? This is so fun. What’s shorter? Or taller? And then we burn the tea. Let’s burn the tea. Hey, my wife came up with a great idea. She can do that. When traveling and staying in a hotel- Hotel. They don’t have the fans to get the poop air out of the bathrooms a lot of times. Because it’s a high-rise. It’s a high-rise. Yeah. She said… She has started bringing- Stop. Probably not a great idea. Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh. Oh. Oh! Oh, gosh. Okay. Every bit of the tea came out at one thing. Which one’s shorter now? Which one’s shorter after you burn it? By the time I was putting it out, I was just like, I didn’t realize that I was gonna tea everywhere. That’s a great way to get to all the tea real fast. I knew something cool would happen. I just didn’t know what. Well, hey. Man, I knew it would be cool. I didn’t know what it would be, though. That was pretty cool. You wanna try it? No, I don’t. But I do wanna finish this pro tip because it’s gonna change your next vacation if you’re staying in a hotel. Take a box of matches or just a little, what do you call it when it’s just a little… Matchbook. Yeah, a matchbook. Take that on vacation. Put it in your toiletries. And then every time you take a dunkaroo, you light a match, and it’s really respectful for your partner because they have to go into that bathroom that doesn’t have a fan in it. Somebody light a match. Growing up, we only had to light matches. We didn’t have a fan. Yeah. Yep. Back in the good old days, a match is all you had. Do you know the main reason a fan is in the bathroom? It’s not for the poop air. It’s for the humidity The moisture. That the shower generates, and you’re supposed to run your fan- Why are you saying this like it’s not common knowledge? You thought it was all poop air fans? Listen, the kind of poop air that I make… Yeah, I’m guessing Jessie sat you down for this conversation. Stevie, are you telling me that when you take a shower, you run the fan? Well, yes, because legally, you either have to have a fan or a window in the bathroom because it- Wow, she’s getting into like- Well, I’m not talking about the legal stuff. Regulations. Older houses have a window in the bathroom and not a fan. And if they’ve been updated, they have a fan. I thought it was primarily for the poop air. I have a window in my shower, you know? Oh, real quick. Hi, it’s Matt. Just to back up Rhett, this is news to me. Okay, see? There you go. See? Who else just learned that it’s about humidity and not poop air? It’s about both. It’s about both. Just Matt Carney. Y’all know about the building codes? Why on e- Why? What do you think- I’m just confused. Yeah. Yeah, man. That’s what people- People know that. You all work at an entertainment company. You’re not supposed to know these things. You’re supposed to be You studied as an engineer. artsy people. You worked as an engineer, and you thought the fan was for poop air? I quit. Well, I was fired, but I quit quickly. I think it works better for poop air, especially moist poop air. Also, if you’re staying in a hotel that doesn’t have a fan in the bathroom and no window, that is not allowed either, so I don’t know about that. That’s actually most hotels. No. It is. No. They’re violating some codes. Yeah. Another one? If you listen to Dispatches from Myrtle Beach, you could have heard, and you still can hear, me and my dad talk about the fan in the bathroom fan. Poop air? He’s talking about replacing it. I was talking about how my kid- I listened to that episode, but I’ve since forgotten. My boys, they won’t ever turn it off. And he says, you could just replace it. Just like that. $30 at the hardware store. Whatever. He says so easy. You can learn a lot by listening to my dad. And he actually learns a lot, too. “Dispatches from Myrtle Beach.” Check out my dad’s podcast. I’m also on it. Every Thursday wherever you get your podcasts. Also, check out every podcast Mythical puts out. 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We could just say what’s shorter and what’s not short, and then everything else is on the screen? All right. Yeah. Who’s winning this? We’re tied, except for the fact that- Yeah, it’s a tie. Oh, no, no. No? Yes. I got the match one right. You got it wrong, so I’m up one. That’s right. You won the tea bag. Well, but you- No, ’cause you tied on Twizzlers, and then Link got toilet paper because of the misunderstanding. No, you weren’t listening. We agreed- We both got it right, but if it’s a tie, I win. Yeah, if it’s a tie at the end. I was wrong on what the rules were, but we technically both guessed which thing was shorter. What’s the next one? Okay, AirPod Pro- AirPod Pro or a thimble. Oh, I understand. One singular earbud. One singular AirPod Pro? Now, the new Pros or the old Pros. How new? The new one. The latest. The latest as of what? When was that? The AirPods are long. When you go back and look at an AirPod that’s long, that thing looks weird. It’s like, “Ugh.” I mean, it comes all the way- I mean, it’s like, it comes out that far. AirPod Pro or a thimble? Okay. Which one’s shorter? I mean, how far is a thimble need to… Which one’s shorter? Which one’s shorter. Which one’s shorter. Every time it’s that. Let’s see. A thimble. Okay. All right. 3, 2, 1. Thimble. AirPod Pro. The new one. All right, so here’s the AirPod Pro. So that’s longer than I thought. That’s longer than I thought. That’s the one I have. I thought there was one that was newer than that. And then you got a thimble, which is shorter, which is good ’cause I said thimble. Yeah, I thought that the… Maybe I saw one that was like, “This is what’s coming two years from now.” ‘Cause that that’s the one I have. I didn’t know I had the latest one. Do I have the latest one? Is this yours, Lucas? KG, is this yours? Chappie? It’s Chase’s. Oh, yeah. Let me see a thimble. I’ve never really played around with a thimble. Play around with it, man. There’s nothing better than playing around with a thimble. Is it a thimble just a little bucket? It’s like a condom for sewing. You put it on a finger to protect yourself. On your thumb? I think it’s because you’re sending the needle through the thing into your thumb. Catch the needle and to push the needle. And if you take this into a bathroom while you’re taking a shower, you don’t have to turn the fan on. You can catch a little shower water in it. It’s a little bucket. Okay, we’re tied up again. That means you’re actually winning at this point. Right. Look at that. Isn’t that cute? After you take a shower, when you get out of the shower, you don’t turn on the fan when you’re in the shower ’cause you only turn it on No, no, I like to draw on the mirror. After you poop? Okay, all right. I call it my arty time. No, you were saying you did, and you didn’t think anybody else did. Now you’re saying you don’t? You thought no one else turned on the fan when they were taking a shower- That’s what he thought. And that only you did it- Only he. Even though it was the poop fan. No, no, no. I’m saying that up until relatively recently, I thought that the main reason for a fan in the bathroom was to get the poop air out. I understand. I thought that sometimes- You and Carney. Sometimes there’s a lot of steam in there and you wanna clear it out, but I like the steam ’cause it’s like a steam bath. And I was like, I didn’t know it was like, oh, you need to get this steam out for the integrity of the materials in the bathroom. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, mold and such. Yeah, yeah, but I like mold ’cause it’s like my favorite cheese is blue. I should also mention I poop in the shower. Yeah, so you have the fan on anyway. Yeah, you should mention that as often as possible. A standard light bulb or a 16-ounce can of beans. Standard light bulb. I think a light bulb is taller than you might think. Oh, they keep getting closer in my mind. They’re exactly the same. They are exactly the same on me, too. I’m doing this, too. Oh, you are? We’re both- Hold on. Do it up to me. We do exactly the same size. Can you believe it? See? All right, so let’s just go with it. Exactly the same size. Nope. I think there’s one that’s a little bit shorter. 3, 2, 1. Can. Beans is a little bit shorter. Teeny bit shorter. Just a tiny teeny bit. All right, here’s that can. Hold out your hands. Hold it out here and then close your eyes. Hold it out to the people. Look at that. All right, now. Hold on, now. Keep your eyes closed. Take the beans out. Put the bulb in. I am. Oh, it’s a little bit shorter. We were both wrong. No, I was right. No, you’re both wrong. You said can. We both said beans. Oh, you said beans? Yeah. Oh, wow. I said beans. Yep. We were both wrong. Dang. I’ll tell you this, which is shorter is a mind screw. How many guys does it take to- I feel like we should have known that. I feel like that was just a… What’s wrong with this? What’s wrong with this light bulb? Something’s wrong. It’s defective. You sure this is 16 ounces? Well, but it’s defective, though. I think it’s shorter than a normal bulb. No, it’s a standard light bulb. Okay. Do you know what the light’s for in the bathroom? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yep. So you can see the poop. So you can see what kind of poop you’re making to see if you could have just been in the shower. “Ah! I could have just been in the shower.” That’s what Carney thinks every time. What? A certain type of poop, you could just be in the shower. All right, so we need a tiebreaker. Can you re-explain- ‘Cause Link, you have- Who’s winning? You have three correct. We’ve gotten the same exact- No. And Rhett has- No, no. Why are you saying no when I’m looking at the rounds? Round one, we said that we both got it correct, but I misunderstood the rules. But we both selected the correct thing based on what we were thinking. Okay, so then it’s a tie. Right, but because Link interpreted the rules correctly, if we tie, he automatically wins. He gets a point for understanding the rules. Okay, so it all comes down to this. All comes down to this. A Post-it. A what? A Post-it? A Post-it? Yeah. A Post-it or a BIC lighter. Oh, crap. This is incredible. A big lighter? A BIC lighter. BIC. A Post-it or a big lighter. I mean, it’s big. I mean, as big as you want. I guess that’s taller. A Post-it or a BIC lighter. Man. That’s a Post-it. That’s a Post-it. A BIC lighter. They’re also the same size. All right, I know my answer. Hold on, hold on. Which one’s shorter. It’s like if you put them beside each other, the one that’s not as tall. Okay. 3, 2, 1. Lighter. Post-it. Oh, okay. All right. Okay. Hold up your Post-it and close your eyes. Every time, you do that. Close your eyes and hold up a BIC lighter. Big lighter. All right. Oh, crap. Aw, crap. You win. I win. Dang it. And look. 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