Hey, welcome to Good Mythical More. You know what? Let’s continue this strange collaboration conversation we’ve been having. Let’s do it. But let’s talk about fashion and food now, okay? Oh, okay. We’ve worn a lot of food as fashion, So I think that experience can come in handy here. I completely agree. Fashio-no-istas versus fashionistas. I completely agree with the way you’re thinking about what we’re gonna do in this More. Thank you. Stevie does, too. 10 word story. Why don’t you start? Cram. So this is gonna be a command, not a story. Okay. Your. Noodles. In. Their. Faces. Because. You. So. Can. What? Feel like I got a boogie. Got a boogie? You got- what? Look up. No, you don’t. You just have a- I felt a boogie. I think your mustache is now starting within your nose. You know what I’m saying? No, I’ve been trying to do that. Your mustache starts inside of your nose, and it comes down? Yeah, all the old men I like, this is what happens. I mean, that is the great thing about a mustache is that like, where does it start? Well, you really can’t see. There should be an app that’s called boogie cam. I guess it’s just your camera app. But it feels like it sho- Cram your noodles in their faces because so can- You gotta do this. Because you so can. Look this is how you do it. You do it like this. You take it like this. You get it right here. This suck. Take a picture. And then you look in it. Oh, gosh. It’s the… There is a booger in there. It’s the worst picture I’ve ever taken. Look up. Look up. It’s not a booger. It’s hair, dude. It’s the light reflecting off your- Look how disturbing that is. That’s the most disturbing picture I’ve ever taken of myself. I think they’re the type of thing- And the thing about the app is it wouldn’t let you share that with somebody. Post it. It wouldn’t let you post it. And even when you did that with your phone, it would disappear. You turn it around to show other people, it goes away forever. And if somebody looks over your shoulder and you see another set of eyes looking at it, it disappears. Cram your noodles in their faces because you so can. Snoodles. Snoodles. Did we say snoodles? You know, we dance around a lot in the food world. And surprisingly, these fashion collabs are unbeknownst to me. And so therefore, probably unbeknownst to you. Yeah, that’s a good- yeah. Like take, for instance, Goldfish crackers and JNCO jeans. Well, you can get a lot of those crackers in those pockets. Back in the ’90s, boy, those were the best jeans. So much material being used. You can get a regular sized, original thing of goldfish crackers into JNCO jeans, multiple bags, and no one would know you had them. So I think this is definitely a real thing. So you’re proposing the collaboration was- How many fish can you fit in your jeans? Put fish in your jeans collab. Not a party size. Not the box. I mean, if it were to exist, I would guess that it would be like embroidery, like the goldfish were embroidered on it. So I’m saying yes, too, Well, yeah. That, too. for different reasons. It’s real. Yes. But it did not happen in the ’90s because JNCOs are still around today. So yes, part of it was about the long pockets. This was back in We were both right. 2021. Well, but then also, of course- Yeah, yeah, yeah. The design. So it was a limited edition jalapeno popper flavor of Goldfish. In 2021? In 2021. Dang. That sounds really good. So the JNCOs were So that design Coming back then? Was also embroidered there. Last year? They’ve been anticipating the ballooning of the pants. Everyone has. Our circulation has been cut off for years, and everybody’s like, “At some point, this is gonna release.” And JNCO’s like, “One of these days it’s going to release.” And they’ve been ready, waiting there with some jalapeno poppers. Interesting collaboration, though. I like it. What’s the other- There’s two people. We’re seeing a close-up of the butt down below of one person. Then the other person- Their crotches are touching. Yeah. What? You can do all kinds of stuff in JNCOs and nobody knows. Yeah, it’s like being in a tent. I knew I would cave a little bit. These are the biggest jeans that I’ve had in years. And they’re, you know, they’re just 501s. Can you see how big they are on the bottom? They don’t look that big, but compared to everything for the past 10 years… It’s interesting. I’m observing that until I saw how you’ve cuffed them, I was not a believer. Go back. No, yeah. Go back. If you wear them like this, if you wear them the way that they do on the commercials, then it’s just a dad. That’s bad. Yeah. You can’t do that. I gotta disagree. 501s are the most classic jean ever. But without the cuff, it doesn’t work. I do enjoy the cuff, but I will say, Look how big that is. You were both sporting some really freaking tight pants for a long time. Look at that. That’s still tight up there. We were? Yeah. Look, I can’t even get a phone in that. I mean, listen, we were all sporting skinny jeans. I can’t even get a ph- Still occasionally fair. I’m gonna break that pocket. I can see your You were wearing Emails from here. Leggings for a while. I mean, you can see my booger app. You can see my booger app. You think I can get a Goldfish in there? I’ve started definitely getting some bigger pants, but these that I’m wearing are still, you know… That’s your old school ones. I mean, they’re black, so you really can’t tell what’s going on. You also can’t see the bottoms because of the desk. So what about that? What if I just start doing that? Just uncuffed. I think it’s dependent on the shoe. I think it looks bad. Me too. That’s why I don’t- I think that looks bad. I think the sneaker with that looks bad, but a boot or a more formal shoe. I don’t like a boot with it either. I like showing off a whole boot. I don’t wanna cover up the top of the boot. That’s the thing that I’m not comfortable going back to. Agree to disagree. Yeah. Agreed. You mean like a Chelsea? Hot Topic- Oh, go ahead. What? A Chelsea boot, but we’ll move on. Hot Topic will do anything. Hot Topic and Hooters. Ha! What’s the Hot Topic today? Hooters. What would they be doing? Both of those places are the kind of place that, man, when we were 13, both of those places during- Right. Oh, and I’m thinking about Spencer’s, not Hot Topic. Hot Topic didn’t have the posters of the ladies. Spencer’s was our Hot Topic. They did have the posters of the ladies? Yeah, it basically was Spencer’s 2.0. But what would the collaboration be? Would they sell tank tops? They’d sell I think you would The Hooters tank top. sell the Hooters uniform at Hot Topic, which actually seems like a really good idea. For you. I’m not gonna wear it. But what if I did? Yeah, I think you’re right. I think that they sold the Hooters stuff. I think this makes too much sense, so I’m gonna say Fashio-no-istas. Shorts and a tank top. Yeah, I cannot confirm whether or not they sold Hooters stuff in Hot Topic. But it’s real? But they did not officially collaborate, I think. Oh, they did not. All right, so you got that right. Yeah. Crocs and Hidden Valley ranch. I feel like I might remember this ’cause they’ve done some weird collabs. Here’s what you’re remembering. I think Hidden Valley ranch sent us wardrobe stuff. They sent attire. Not a tire. They sent clothes. Like a hoodie. Yeah, they sent a big sweatshirt, right? So I know they’re trying to merge. And it seems like- There weren’t Crocs in there, though. A white pair of Crocs with some- Just like a little ranch knick-knack. Green splashes. What so you call the little things that you put in I don’t know. In a Croc? I don’t do those. Charm? Jibbitz. Giblets? Giblets? Giblets. Jibbitz. Jibbitz. Jibbitz? Jibbitz. So it’s, again, some ranch bottle jibbitz. With a Z. With a Z? I think this is real. I’m pretty sure with a Z. Jibbitz with a Z is what they went with? Turkey giblets. Wow. I think they’re real. I think it’s real. Yeah, they did this. Makes a lot of sense. Yeah, it’s real. Oh, see? You’re exactly right. Nine ji- Yeah, there it is with a Z. Jibbitz, with a Z. Jibbitz charms included. Nine of them. It’s a trademark. This is 2021, so you very well could have gotten something related to this. But first of all, a lot of it is just the stuff that you dip in ranch, which I guess they’re suggesting you dip a taco in ranch. Yeah. Yeah. It’s all about things you dip in ranch. Hey, man. At Jack In The Box, I will dip a egg roll in ranch in a heartbeat, and it is great. And those little mini tacos in ranch would be good. Yeah. That’s all I get at Jack In The Box is egg rolls in ranch. Arby’s- Arby’s. And Warby Parker. Nope. I’m just saying no. This is so dumb. No. Warby Parker, they’re trying too hard to do that. But I will say Arby’s is an excellent fast food place. It gets a lot of crap. Every time I get an opportunity to talk about how good Arby’s is, I wanna do it. What is your Arby’s order? Anything. You get a roast beef, like a cla- Anything. I don’t get the classic. I don’t get the classic roast beef. I also don’t ever eat there because there’s not one close, but- Curly fries. They have good fries. The beef and cheddar is really good. Their Ruben is excellent. Every time they come out with something like, “Oh, we’re doing a brisket sandwich.” We did a commercial for the brisket sandwich. Remember that? Yeah, in your backyard. And that was an excellent sandwich. Shepherd was in it. That was an excellent commercial. I lassoed Shepherd in that commercial. Did I not? Where did that commercial end up airing? It was on YouTube. On YouTube? And then we took it down after a certain period of time, I think. It’s in a file somewhere. It’s in a file somewhere. I like Arby’s. That’s all I’m saying. I’m standing up for Arby’s. It gets a lot of crap. You think they would do this with Warby Parker? Yes or no? No, they’re too sophisticated for Warby Parker. I just always think about wet meat when I think about Arby’s. We wet the meats. That’s their slogan. Yeah. I retweeted this months ago, but there was some radio show or podcast where the dudes were trying Arby’s for the first time. And they were blown away with how good it was, and it went viral. And I was like, “Yeah.” Will say curly fries and a Jamocha shake is good, but wet meat is not. Their mozzarella sticks are great. This is real, believe it or not. 2018, it was called the WArby’s collection. Oh, it was right there for the taking. A t-shirt, a baseball cap, pool slides, a tote bag that read, “Nice to meat you.” How do you think this collab happens? Microfiber cloth. They got wet meat glasses. Oh, and meat glasses. A raw beef pattern pair of glasses. Here’s my theory. This is my theory of how this happened. Two people who worked- each one worked at one of these places in the marketing department. And they both had kids who went to the same school. You know what I’m saying? It’s one of those things. It doesn’t make any sense- It’s the kid fault. But they’re getting to know each other and like, “You know, Brandon and Bobby are really getting close and-” They would love it if we did something together. What can we do? Oh, well, I mean, what about WArby’s? You know, it’s just like… It doesn’t make any sense outside of two people playing tee-ball together. And it just doesn’t work. It kind of has marketing firm overreaching written all over it. Yeah. I’m sorry, Arby’s. This is your only mistake you’ve ever made. I mean, that being said, I do kind of want those microfiber cloths for my glasses. It’s a lettuce, meat, cheese. That’s cool. You can keep up with them. Yeah. REI and Buffalo Wild Wings. These brands don’t seem to have the same ethos. Do you know what I’m saying? I mean, I like both. I’ve been in both, and I do like both. A good collaboration has gotta be a little unexpected to be a marketing, you know. Yeah, I mean, REI and Subaru, that’s too obvious. Right. But REI and Buffalo Wild Wings? Gonna go all the way there? I can’t imagine how. What would you… Can you eat a chicken wing while kayaking? Yes. Can you paddle with a chicken wing? But I mean, when you walk into the REI, do you see coupons for chicken wings? Or when you walk into the chicken wing place, what do you see? Like tents? I don’t- You know what it was? I can’t imagine it. It was probably a Camelback with hot sauce in it. Ooh. I’m saying this is no. Yeah, I agree with you. And before we get the answer, I just wanna acknowledge your shirt there. Oh, hello. This is a collaboration between you and the Mythical Kitchen. Kitchen. Because you like to eat lunch to the fullest. I live lunch to the fullest. Every day. So much so that this is like a puffy. It’s a puffy graphic. It’s a full design. You can feel the letters. It just looks like you’re rubbing your nipples right now. Don’t rub your nipples, man. Get it at mythical.com. It’s a nice shirt. Live lunch to the fullest. And having seen that Arby’s thing, this kind of looks like raw meat. It’s a way of life. I’m saying no. Well, made it so that if you were eating something and you needed somewhere to wipe your hands and you didn’t have a napkin, you can kinda You wouldn’t be able Wipe it on the shirt To tell. Because of the wash kind of hides some stains. Yeah, and it was made with fruit punch, right? Stain-hiding fruit punch wash. Mythical.com. This is fake. But I was thinking they could do some kind of camping food, you know? Like dehydrated wings. Like just add water? Dehydrated wings. Yeah. It has to be a bad wing. Yup, should’ve thought of that. It’s just a bag with bones and powder. Should’ve thought of that. Spanx and Godiva chocolate. Spanx and God- this seems to work, so I’m starting here. This is definitely real ’cause Godiva has always You just eat Sold you on this- A little bit of it. You wear your slimming Spanx pants. There’s no consequences here. And if there are, tighten it in with a little Spanx. Tighten it in, y’all. It’s like you deserve a little treat, and the Spanx will make it okay. Spanx apparently has really expanded, and they make a lot of things. They’ve actually contracted it. Right. Well, they’ve got- They’ve been squeezing- Their brasiers are apparently- Really? ‘Cause that’s something you don’t usually wanna contract. I’ve heard my wife talking with multiple women about, in secret, about how comfortable Spanx brasiers are. Wow, you’re promoting Arby’s, Spanx, brasiers. It’s Jessie. I was just calling to talk to you quietly about Spanx. I mean, I know it’s Spanx. I hope Rhett is not overhearing right now. I’m more of a SKIMS guy myself. SKIMS? Is that Kim’s thing? Yeah. But it’s essentially the same tech. Yeah. Well. Except Ye was involved at some point. No. Nope. No, no, no. No, no. She can do it herself. I’m just saying I’m sure he threw in an opinion at some point. Listen, In the process. She did it all by herself. This is not collab that was real. Oh, crap. But it does seem right. Oh, I just happened to turn mine to the right answer just while I was twiddling around, so there we go. Crap it. Crap it. Adidas and AriZona iced tea. Adidas. AriZona. AriZona iced tea and adidas. It could happen. It definitely could happen. But what is- Who’s getting the better end of this deal? Obviously AriZona iced tea, right? I would think so. AriZona iced teas have these very eye-catching designs. I even call them gaudy. I think that that’s what it was. So I think- Adidas did a pattern on a shoe that made it look like an AriZona can. The color scheme. And AriZona covered the entire bill. This is something they really pushed. Adidas didn’t- yeah, yeah, exactly. You’re right. I don’t know about the bill part. Let’s see it. Yup. There you go. Oh. But you know, AriZona iced tea is cool now again, I guess. Look at the one on the left. That’s the 99 cent store? What is that? Oh, that’s the price of AriZona tea. They probably still don’t do that anymore. Oh. They do. They do? Even in the face of this inflation. 2019 was this collab. They increased the prices on their bigger stuff. Okay, so they have increased the prices, but they still have a 99 cent can. Well, you know what? This actually really works, you know? Kudos to the AriZona design team here. This is the best one so far. You’re doing a great job, design crowd. And they’re waterproof. They’re tea proof. You can pour tea right in there. Drink tea right out of it. And drink it right out of it. All right, so we got that one, right. I’m losing. You wanna keep playing? Is there one more, just real quick to- Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can maybe pull ahead. Of course, you know of William Murray Golf, which is actually Bill Murray’s golf apparel brand, apparently, that I’ve never heard of until now. Oh, the “Caddyshack” of it all? And Tito’s vodka. Yeah, I mean- This is real, and here’s why. So Bill Murray is known for not just “Caddyshack” of course, but then continuing to play golf. He’s in all these celebrity programs, and he wears these crazy shirts. And I guarantee you it was a shirt with a Tito’s vodka bottle- All over it? As a repeating all-over pattern. I gotta disagree with you, but you sound like you know your thing here. Yeah, it’s real. Oh! Oh, it’s tasteful, too. Look at that. April 2022. Is that a vest at the top? This is in time at the Memorial Day golfing. It is a vest. It’s a sleeveless shirt. Longhorns martini glasses, golf clubs, and more. All right, there you have it. Go to mythical.com and get our shirt. Forget about the Bill Murray thing. Hungry for new Mythical Kitchen merch? 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